The evening world. Newspaper, May 8, 1919, Page 25

Dag ds iy’ Magazine “|| The Evening World’s By Maurice Kett ‘ " ———————| Kiddie Klub Kornei Conducted by Eleanor Schore HIS LANDLORD . bby the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World | ADORE NINE | HE HASN'T RAISED MY RENT SINCE THE FIRST OF May HOME PAGE Thursday, May 8, 1919 The Great Faith jf ay en Of a Little Woman Such Ts Life! stiutes By Rev. Thomas B. Gregory J tas 9 a penrecr Copyright, 1919, by the Prese Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World). | ID you see her while she was here talking to us about her distracted | LOVE PEACE AND \ HARMONY | country? I did, the sight of her inspired me. In her presence | there is no room for despair. To such as are troubled by any sort | of doubt or indecision she is like tha breath of the morning! | Catherine Breshkovskaya loves Russia—why shouldn't she? It is h native land—and not for a moment has she wavered in the conviction that ultimately her unfortunate country is to win out over the bad men who ave trying to degrade and ruin it. Nr ‘There is something sublime in the faith that burns bright and clear | in the little woman's soul! It {s sublime like Niagara, like the sight of ca the starry heavens, like the thought of eternity! a Russia will not fail to “come back”; she cannot fail. At least Russia Means well, like every other country loves right and decency; and the thought of victory for the ghouls and vampires who are trying to destroy | her ts impossible. The bare entertainment of such thought would be @ monstrous crime. )) Such ts this woman's rock-ribbed and unfaltering faith. It reminds us of the faith that Lincoln had within his soul all through the dark days of his struggle for the preservation of the Union. Those dark 4; were many, and by temperament the great leader was just the sort of man to feel their gloom, but not once did he lose sight of his star shining through the darkness, In the blackest night it cheered him with its twinkle and kept him hopeful while many about him were in despair. | With a faith that would brook no compromise, he said one day to cer- | é tain “weak sisters” about him, “We have got to win this war. It is right y that we should win it. We will win it.” \ And just here we are reminded of the word that a distinguished Eng- \ Uishwoman sends to us from “over there.” She assures us that it was the , "American war consciousness with its certainty of final victory” that oon- quered the Germans. j Our boys went over there and sprang to their work not only with the ‘gaudium certaminis, the “love of battle,” but with the fide feducia, “faith and confidence;” and so we may understand why it was that they were q Anvincible; why it came about that as they fought their way through the terrible Argonne Forest they never once retreated, or while attacking the { famous “Hindenburg Line” never once showed their backs to the foe. ' There is nothing like it—this faith in one's self and in one’s Cause. It is such faith that moves mountains, that beats down every menace fo truth and right, including even Prussianism and Bolshevism, and that enables nations and individuals to make good their aims. How to Bea Better In the Bears’ House By Uncle Bill © you know how Billy Boy came|with his pocket knife. That seve, Om D to meet Grandpa Turtle, It] there—look at it—it says ‘Z. W. was like this: 1860’ ‘Think of that! I have Billy Boy was sitting on the log,| carry the thing about with me |quietly by himself, and listening to| ever I go. Oh, it's a dreadful thi | the singing birds, Presently he heard| to be so old and lose your pond!” | queer trailing rustle in the leaves,| “Why don't you go down if and along came, slowly, a funny| said so?” Billy sald. ’ fellow, with a hard shell on his| “Byer see me go down hill?” ¢1 . back, He stretched out a tiny head/esked, “Will you turn me over i 3 and long neck, his eyes were very| try?” bright and black, and his four; “Yes,” said Billy gravely, crooked little legs stuck out from| knowing what turtle meant. | under the shell at the sides. Ho was| “Well, then, here goes!” enld ti digging along among the loose leaves | “See me go down hill.” with all his might, Turtle started, head stretehed Billy curled his little toes up on| legs crooked, then came a hmge top of the log, and his eyes were very|@ plunge and over and over, big. over, somersaulted oli Grandpa “Hello,” he faltered, not knowing| tle down the mountai: He what else to say. #o funny that Billy screamed | It was old, old Grandpa Mud Turtle | glee. Down close beside the and he stopped short and pulled the| Mr. Turtle, at last, lay on his most of his neck under his shell. back, his head stretched out, his “What do you want?” asked Billy / queer little feet pawing frant! & good deal scared. But he couldn't turn over. Billy's voice sounded good, 80 Mr.| “Oh, little boy, little say,” |Mud Turtle ventured his head out! squealed, "I told you I could not OUR NEW Cook SAYS SHE ’LL STAY WiTW US For EVER . . PROHIBITION BARS ARE SERVING FREE ») LUNCHES FOOD IS SO CHEAP IT'S & PLU Thee. EA SURE T'S A Toy To PHONE . THE SERVICE ( ie SO PACHET. 5 THE COST OP LIVING MY WIFE IS IN 'S So Low | Can THE Country } Per be , | again. ; down hill. Oh, ob, do come and VE LOTS OF Money OoRAY | “T want my pond,” Mud Turtle re-| me over!” i an ON MY s HOORAY | plied. Billy ran to Grandpa Turtle, ] / ales m MALL SALARY . “Where is your pond?” Billy asked) nim a little flop, and over he . a | HE IS kindly. right into the spring. a 0u0and Earn Bigger Pay oReASin — REN EO | ies RY TALES ‘4¢ only I knew I would go straight | te gurgied, his mouth fall of ; By Roy Griffith there, My pool is cool and still, and] “This is fine, T'll make this has the nicest, softest mud on the! home pond hereatfer.* bottom, and @ big old tree fallen in, And right here ti where we mud turtles climb up 2nd] Billy Boy and Grandpa Turtle b sit In the sun.” ‘ig it up here? waked Buty. Dear Klub Mates: “T just don't know, Mr, Chipmun! Do you know what one of said that Benny Bunny knew where) cousins tittle Misa Mildred—Is ao it was, and went there often to drink: | 1, yoogt che Fifth Liberty Loan? Benny told me it was away down al) |, searing in the theatres of the foot of Green Mountain and I! ).1 pvery atternoon and evening. ‘LP Copyright, 1910, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), ) friends thought I would make a fine Answers to Questions. | civil engineer, I studied civil en- Ger Seon who make a practice) gineering two years before I found! ~ is of studying the characters of/ Out they were wrong. \ Your writing, which you asked me 4 ; those whom they meet fre-!1, criticise, is not as good aa the a quently fail into a serious error. A8| average. It is rather “school-boy- fur ag salesmanship !s concerned, the| ish." However, many good ealesmen only object of character etudy 1s to| ®¢ Poor penmen. {earn to detect peculiarities, traitsand! J, +11 would suggest that you {5 weaknesses in various people 50 as to|try to get @ position again as as- | must go down, But I can't. 80] jp, vie he able to fit the sales talk -more/ fice! slcomad, such as you had just kept climbing up and up. ae dive cur cael \ Closely to & prospective customer. | TC. Coty men ie and position “as “Just look at my back. Ages a0 @! Cousin “had over one hi ut many salesmen go further andj salesman, such aa ’you Ween 2 ut my shell itor npt to study people with a view! an caught me and c y_shell thousand dollars’ worth of bondi’ to detecting their faults, ‘That ie.| This is wonderful work for a ki SSE SS i ETNA » Uncle Sam tells us thi ' j point of his personal shorte 53| ('s : instead of studying him as a type. | 1 sala vanetan how many boys 44 Liverybody has faults, Most of us| : MA is Mildred Arons will have Ww have more faults than virtues. We ‘© are very proud of her. By H.C. a wi have many weaknesses and a little} ‘hen the big ships laden with reel | strength. ‘The salesman should| : rs ft salle isa Phen i) learn to overlook faults in others, got that all settled, anyways! was a curtain of fire sll around us, 80 more than crawled in it when @ cause ther hoes ite ire bag bat 4 seed tal Ga eee ae bye Me : ept where fault has a di- oe, you can mall me your con- Joe, that no livin’ thing could get shell hit it and blowed it all the way four y i i ve done id a a aman cated oa om fy Hot From the Box, Ed. Harmon, the sratalatigns gaa tel ten twrld Tan & pest SUA thom then cows te caGae ts Mouth Bend ton allt ecw, We gate. Thay tied) thie thine doped | share toward bringing that ship . rect bearing on Laere i “ aa " a World Fam Pi hi ie 9 married man. Father McCarty, our own, with nothin’ but a chance to was all Kegeked pet. nd ge sf these out for manatee pe oe, Ya when | those men back to the U. & A. ? 2 must not be too critical of our fel-/ chaplain, did the trick five minutes show the world how an American guys got his in the arm le throwed Germans to over; R | 4 By ncG) fow man. | ous Fitc er, Slides Into before wo marched. ‘away to the doughboy can scrap! his wun away, not bein’ able to use they come jumpin’ in that trench, but | let us do our share, There are | The above is suggested by a letter trenches, and the whole outfit seen Well, Joe, there we are like a guy on {t, and grabbin’ off the baynet, he» at that we put up an argument that | great many Kiddie K:ub m the World War and Scores Big. J a BK x de v d I'll beteha they won't forget over received trom M. L. R., who says! us get wed. ‘They certainty was 4 an iceberg floating around in the mid- used it like a sword, Makin’ our way I’ll_bete! y a working diligently for the V: lotta soreheads in our midst when dle of the ocean and night comin’ on, along the trench, we run across some Sunday! I'm glad I was in it, be- ; he is making a practice of studying | them guys seen what I had grabbed Our officers, which has never been More doughboys; and, seein’ me lead- cause I'm @ better soldier than I foe They have not yet written to people whom he meets on the street, (Copyright, 1918, by Small Maynard & Co.) off for myself, when they might have under fire before any more than we in’ the way, they took me for an of- Was before. F let us know of their success, a Iodabas alae caro trees a te 4 done the same thing, but they have, is as cool as the middle of ficer, and, Joe, I didn't correct ‘em, And I'n out for blood now, Joe | they will, All good Kiddie KiwB™ in the tra - | cheerer > and made the best of it. February, and we are ordered to take but took charge instead, and so js all of the gang that was! ‘ ‘ate fine Wingy’ Hosking wanted to kiss the cover in the dugouta while they try One of these birds ia a kid about in the thing. It was better for us eave let me know of thelr aes act ber, Qrides and in fact they Was a gen. to get word through to the French to ninctecn, I never seen a guy so mad than ten years of this trainin’ thing ee because they know how ti Ed ‘ells bls eit epidemic of wishes along them open Up. with them ‘[-centimeter in all my life, He says they have Where ,the battles Is ail faked, und | terested all our Cousinship is to BeAEe nne seen that it wasn’t babies, A shell nie Under (aa ‘ob- Sook be Pel prischer at he sige a page| hats Bhs PA te of anything that concerns them, D “ ” I h me, and she ducks into rrvation post, and goodby telephone, gesis that half a dozen of us charge pak c 5 ‘The Kiddie ing. He should get the attitude that CHAPTER VIII. Well,” I says, usin’ nerve I never fee neuce tiowin kisses at ‘om with ‘Tho Next thing we knowed the Ger- the German trenches on our own while it lasted, but when you figure | prijiiant Carwash the fone oteee this is a good old world, filled with (Contingied.) knowed'1 had in me and puttin’ my her hand instead, jnans is jumpin’ down into the trench, hook and after killin’ a few hundred what it did for us in experience - and it will be thro one, f what dye say, “Our captain is an ace, Joe, and he like maniacs to keep up their of ‘em bring back some generals as Why, We took out @ lot more than with grentent wanna Will you do me the favor?” He Is fired off ¢ ie WW get into the big sr Hal manages to 509 & KUO ver doughboy uhere. ‘him kicking handwriting would seem to show that he is inclined to be too eritical— perhaps even a bit narrow in bis views. Therefore the word of warn- mn a arm around her— : The: eople have! AIN'T no pig!” he exclaims JUD Mf regular folks. These peor {4 Pr Jeanne? sends for me about ten minutes af- pets for Pershing, I had my hands We put in, Joe, failings, but they're doing the best from the floor. I know ; you, mon cheri," she says, ey Joe, this was our dish, and we went full keepin’ that kid from goin’ For every doughboy that them Cousin Eleanor. they can—or the best they know. when I got enough. Cm ee that manligg= trang smile on “Harmon,” he says, “I have good re- to it~every man for himself and the through with his scheme, too, Joe! suys took wel take ent ar a a our other ques- through!" e—y"for you give-—what shall I ports about you from Sergt. Wayne, SUY that goes down loses, You wanna Well, we hear a lot of guys climb- mans, Joe, and we won't stop in santo ie ‘ ae T help him get up, and Jeanne went “4! t° You?—a give my right arm!” Poo sheml vou Woe vou from now remember that it was pitch dark and in’ down over the top of the trench, till we lead the mob into Berlin! MAY ESSAY CONTEST, tions, M. L. R., business ts far | 4 long wind-up and put on. you have something to m: you couldn't tell one guy from an- and we don't know whether they’re Yours truly, Subject? “What I Would Do if I tng from the effects of the war at) f4r as to wipe off his face with ns I had on the ball, for now, and 1 hope you'll take” other. Them yellah squarebeads Americans or not. I challenge them, HD, HARMON, . i an amaxing rate, ‘The immediate the smallest handkerchief in the t enough!" I gaye, “Jeanne, vantuge of the incentive. W cashed in on this by yellin’ out every an rir answer is @ shower of (Maried, wounded, and a corporal holds forth great promise for world. We shook hands all around, hie , ‘ye say if we get— Say, fis over the trenches at———-there "OW and then in first class Engtish them hand grenades which samo re- 80 far.) future ho! The best sales training |®24 he bought a deck of lemon drops nothint iret no J. P. Morgan or wil) ye a vacancy for a corporal in ‘Hat they was Americans, and when duced our party by four. The rest esalesmen. tet i that, but 1 t if hbo, ” d "1 age@ from ‘Sa combination of study with and beat it. stuck away, back in the’ dear re your company, The promotion will %, doushboy would lower his baynet, of us dropped to our knees and CHAPTER X. Klub members, fo 6 to 16 st thinkin’ he was up against one of his opened fire with rifles, and, Joe, they clusive, who write the best co ctual experience in the field I but you are of the very Etat Unis that would make the na- Come strictly on merits, and it's up a a J they e a f Vivela, Franoe. Cy ti own bunch, them German tramps is at least @wo of them squareheads 2 3 tions on “What I Would De pre Fi tional deb’ Portugal to you!” He looks at his wateh. “You Would te ‘i [ FAR JOB: Well, ‘Joe, I got cannot say what line would be best ys Jeanne to me, “You the score ine noc wa ke have fifteen minutes before ft will be “Qen, etyhim have A . which will neves go around braggin’ Were Rich.” Weill, I don't think the whole brawl! about that raid, in the streets of them cigarettes and newa-| 4 note from the teacher or erience|#re of the hero, mon ocherl, you— the war's ove: ’ "time to fall in.” he remarks, lactar abou is 1, ! “ it Hah Ue eases or gov-| “I admit it,” I says, cuttin’ in, ball, 1 can prey meee to Vase "Yen, sir,” I says. “is they some- jasted over ten minutes, but take Berlin. We kept pourin’ good old papers to-day, and I must] of the contestant, certifying that . ” it from » Joe, while it was goin’ American lead into ‘em for a couple say that you have made|essay has not been copied and. soe 3 “Listen—1 don’t know if I'm of the Defies a year for pitchin’, If you thin’ you want me to do on we the busiest guys in Eu- of minutes, and pretty soon they yourself solid with mo for life, I|to the best of their knowledge, hero or not, but I'm gonoa get a don’t like that, we can open a deli- He gave a snort, Joe. rope. It was our first time UP got enough and went away from split the pills fifty-ffty with my | idea is original, must accompany fi F catessen or 4 a Pe her a 2 omethin’. I—you—well, “Don't you think you can say pood- against the real thing, and every . .. . 4 - a. : W. H, B—The principal troubie!chance to find out night away. We ain't gettin’ me nowheres, To by to your wife tn fifteen minu Scughboy was’ tn ‘there cryin er fant TReRN Come Westnaed WKB Sinad, and TI ReCKe oem S78 | Ornelas hac eeiaen aaa : with you is that you don’t Know go up to the froat to-nigh get right down to it what t want you be, yell Have. s Neve me! Kight from the go in, Joe, We went on further up the trenoh, now than they would to Pershing, |must not exceed one hundred } what you want, You are only twen-| Joo, she gets as white as a pint of soq°n spo H2¥: Jenne—let's got mar. | YOR! T aly Lad vost nee We all knowed we didn't have @ frrin’ as we went, and finally an of: ‘They is a waiting line from here to | fifty (150) words. changes, I find myself with a certain) little hand grip the count: till you off my chest, [ feel like I have been gimme a chance to have @ font fare- 4 in the dugouts, papers, which was close to a month | AGE, ADDRESS and RTO and the best we could do was to dié This guy was a first lieutenant and old when they got here, and I am the | NUMBER, concern, &c, Now you want to] could see the white bones through, beaned by Johnson or somebody, and you-well with my newly made brite? game, and take as many of them he wasn't a minute over twenty-one envy of probly half the American] Address Cousin Evxeanor, change jobs again and get in yet| Like ivory under vatin, it looked to MY heart's tryin’ to climb right out I never would of thought of it! mans along with us as possible, years old at the outside, He's been arm World Kiddie Klub, 63 Park cna nee ime, And you are undecided | ™% Joc. Then—zip!-—back ‘comes through my ribs, All Jeanne did was Yours truly, ED. HARMON, Mne of them hand grenades makes banged on the head, and one arm “Woll, our captain presented me with |New York City id another é veided| that complexion which ¥..uld make t0 drop the box of matches on the — (Don't forget to tell the ang I'm good in back of windy Haskins, and iy hangin’ very stiff; but, Joe, he's ten days" eave on account of me| Contest closes May 30, us to which of two widely dissimilar} her a million a week if she'd sign floor and put both ‘her hands on my wed-—we could use some silver whe me und he beth went down cold. [ as steady as if wo're on dress parade. gettin’ beaned in that rald, and nat- ’ \ lines you would like to sell best, My obpe of It-end she's grinnin’ at me, een tee Botts, stead on tip. T got back.) ot @ splinter in the back, and when Ho sees that we all get in the dug- urally enough, as newly married |JAPRIL CONTEST AWARD WIN! q | opinion is that whichever of the two] | ht" she says, “tor three years like I'm Now York i — at me c . — I come to life f found [ couldn't out first, and he’s just startin’ after guys will, | beat it back to Jeanne, “The Flower | Like - nt See you take you will wish you bad| We, Walt for this!’ the bon Dieu has like I'm New York and she's gettin CHAPTER IX, get no further than my knees for us when a sbell bit wbout ten feet which same I wed in my last letter perdageing Beat.” ciais *} eecsn ae tmaniaraa vias! pear | Geet, a a as 4 Viv quite some time, A guy takes a dive away to you, As they ain't no way on|Down among the grass so low ai » i taken the othe se Ameriena Seg t bed given her | Sut Jas! me whiepere--a0 tow FAR JOB: Well, Joe, I sup- Desde me, and T grabbed his auto- Joe, that was the last I knowed earth of lettin’ anybody know any-|18 where the little violets grow, : you to stay with the concern you are|and waves it, “Vive la Btat Unis iI g jown to hear it. JOB: 1 g matic which made a pair with my until the next mornin’ when [ found thing over here in advance, I was a | That is the flower I love best, now with, You're making good | she hollers, “Vive la France!" 4 baad fa there we stand! My pose by this time the papers own, and, Joe, I just cut loose with T had been hit in the back and shoul- complete surprise when [ blowed into |It is far prettier than all the 4 nate h.|, 2M, tellin’ you right now, Joe, and head's goin’ around and around, and over there has been full of it both of ‘em until 1 run outa am- der, and also I was a corporal! her home, She's sittin’ in what |Its color ts bive, it amelis so Don't be Jumping arour much. |] ain't ashamed to admit it, that the I'm shakin’ like a steam drill. I feel and the good old Btat Unis ™unition. I’ guess that's poor, or somethin’ passes for the parlor in France, |Jt nods 6o gently at our feet. ‘ Stick to one job—don't be leernins A) way. she fag ae Pade me tingle = a nare anes in 7 ee knows we are in the war, sure enough, ,,W/"4¥ 1% only shook up @ little lke that, eh? Can you imagine me to her brother which is an |Go North or South, go East or D new line every few months. You'll | ail ove et ¢ vf q . , from that bomb, and he gets to his with stripes on my arm and guys “ace” in the French Aviation Corps. | Of all T love the violets best. throws the villain over the clift in ay no eighty-six Germ: livin’ Yeu know what I mean; I mean that feet yellin’ like a bat from below, under me, Joe? Why, say~-them An ace in the Aviation Corps pays al By THEODORE DEROCHE, ee | the Movies) se me? I felt like I taat 1 Soule’, Of cleaned up right raig which them Germans pulled off ‘They was three Germang come at Germans can come every night and the same as it does in stud poker, and |seven years, Freehold, N, J, i 9 G. A.-Don't “start in the sales| © lick the German army all by then and there! I see it was up to come if I'm gonna get promoted this guy has got more medals than never get anywhere that way. oat ei ‘ . akin’ Ne us, and Windy drops the first with we if if they'd give a chance, and me to break the embarrassin’ silence, OM Us, Lakin’ tw ve doughboys pris- (i, prettiest left hook to the jaw I on each visit; eh, Joe? Sousa ever seen, He's been polson ¢ 1d removin' three others from cyer seen, He didn't field because your friends advise you Jeanne leans over that counter “Thanks!" [ says, Joe, it was the oner ; " ‘ f n have a The medico says I'll be all right to the German flyers, Joe, and any |} 4OW TO JOIN THE KLUB (’ to do so—and don't stay out because and kisses me, | knowed | could lick One Sine) canes Wak at Fae the pay roll. Joe, one of the guys gun, it havin’ been blowed outa his in a couple of weeks and ready to wquarehead whieh will bring him OBTAIN YOUR PIN, - , rhe start, | ‘em! J ps nands and turn: e “" : dow ‘ gf your triende! advice, Lf you start,|'OM! os oo. wr aint got mush amend een 2 and Tum! they captured was Windy Hasking, ands by the bomb, but @ litle thing take another crack ut them Germans: down will be give a pocket fuil of can make a success of it and be-| favor before I go uway to make the knowin’ just haw I did It, “You— leked he put a good dozen of them him by tho throat, I dropped the All us guys which come out of the ‘The two of them is sittin’ there, cause you feel you WANT to sell, Kaiser wlok and Hid af ibe, War, It vee ~ ~~ st Aa er , Squarcheads under the lilies, ‘Mhat third with a lucky shot, but the guy raid is simply nutty to get back at and Jeanne is cryin’. My dare-devil ‘A man's friends may know a grent| aint very much i'm askin’ but it mh Auentiy’ T tells her; “Tl tell vied never give up while he conta Windy bounced comes to and bends ‘em. We ain't moanin’, Joe, over brother-in-law is pattin’ her on the eal about him and his capabilities, | g, f “But—but you do not tell me that!" stand on one foot, and when he comes , & run over is newd, Thea gome havi’ ont the first pol—we're ax snouider 01 " pre squareheads comes rushi ‘ood losers 4s an, on earth, | “What's th f them we but when it comes to choosing an oc: Joe, somebody must of tipped her she whispers, "You—" to life again, wher Heyer . 4 £ yneey ‘ hat'a the iden of them w er they took him, and drags Windy away, That ‘They stuck one over on and wo ys, comjn’ into the room. eupation or a profession, the advicy off, She gots as red as a four-alarm Joe, | went over the top for the he'll make ‘em wish to Heaven they last I ever seen of him, Joe, becat hand it to ‘em for doin’ it; but, Joe, Napoleon escaped ‘trom, hia tomb vee bese a crime ian't worth ouch, Thelfre ae taarainee (6 Oe OF metenes Aery Uipel fmt backs Uf fat counter Dad let hin #9 Bie. way. tn peace! from then on 1 was buay lookin’ after believe me, they'll be a different box Is the butcher holdin’ out for cash?" | $™s,asiter 6 well, Joe, what we ain't ni ’ wh eX Andividua! must decide that question |jn her life, She says nothin’, did and said ain't no man’s business, ey 0 use moanin’ over the health of George W. Me. score en We gO up Against them W found out what a sensation " d spilt milk; our guys and the French Me and a couple of other guys beat guys again! They had the It's wettin’ late li ‘but speakin’ of me lovin’ Jeanne, we qouidn’'t come to the rescue, They ouy way back to a dugou\ We ain't us forty ways, and you know - aipaselt, My parents and all my te ee hee A und He ity eR TT bis adas