The evening world. Newspaper, March 12, 1919, Page 22

ea eae aca tana Te a lt APE ALE AE Ne ere ea Pe te a ti A i em By BIDE HIS column is to have another | theatre party at the Hippo- drome to-morrow afternoon. Jt will be made up of twenty-five Spoor children from Meinhard House, an institution for juveniles in Har- Jem. Julia Finkel, a settlement Worker, has asked if we cannot pro- Vide the seats and promises that she an assure us the net result will be a million ars’ worth of Joy. We have taken Ch Dillingham into part- nership on ne. He has provided the tickets and we're arranging t les Qetails. Samucl Shipman, the p Wright, is again to be the Santa Claus with the pack full of candy, and of Terrace Garden leo House ia to Evelyn Hub Dance Pala Be officia | Mark A. Luescher, manager of th Hippodrome, has notified tho elo- PRants that the children are to be in the house to-morrow afternoon, and Jennie is preparing to trumpet a new t “My Doll Is Bleeding nd sd'm Pretty Feeling A GOOD OLD NAME. Harry Tighe, who is making a bit in thé new musical comedy “Come long,” is proud of his family name. the lobby of a Baltimore hotel Yesterday he was explaining to 4 young woman what a substantial handle it is, to bis way of thinking. sb name." he said, “Several heroes of olden days bore the name of Tighe. Naturally, our family is very proud of it, as it stands haracter.” ba roy gurgled the sweet thing. Just then a bellboy came through the lobby calling: “Mr. Harry Tigk Harry waited till the boy was out fm the hall and then asked the young lady to excuse him a moment, saying he wanted to telephone “It's an old E IT’S FAME’S SOURCE. Speaking of Baltimore, a member of Ruth Chatterton’s company, now play ng in that city, made a faux pas Jast night. He is English and bland. .ctor Was introduced to a prom- sitizen of the town and took oc- he was very fond of great place,” said the Bal- “It's known al) over the came from the actor. “I al- Yer," ways hear people speak of it no mat- ter where | go. Let me see, wasn't ft made more or less famous by the song, ‘Pack, Back, Back to Balti- or" ‘The Baltimorean cancelled two seat reservations he had made for the show. OSTERMAN |S PRAISED. 3. J. Rosenthal, Woods Theatre, Chicago, has sent us a criticism by Amy Leslie of bis son’ work in vaudeville out in the Win town. Jack Osterman, as young Ros- enthal is known, is doing a monologue and, according to Miss Leslie, be is bound to be more famous than his daddy some day “RED WIDOW” AGAIN, ¥ | The Buckner Theatrical Producing has arranged to present Frank |) SRW. Shea and « good cast in a con- ne version of “The Red Widow” Raymond Hitchcock 7 . vaudeville. in this piece firet and was fol- in it by Mr. 8h fe t Fi } CASCO ~ 23/4 in CLYDE -2% in, |ARROW COLLARS CLUWETT, PEABODY & CO, lac Maher Removes Wrinkles » Charles Flesh Food has been used cream, never used Dy Bote its pleasing, At all Grogeiste , sample ‘box. with, book, "art th wiih be, Lad 7} ya, /E. Ke ea ella a Li About Plays and Players Manager of the =|toon something was very evidently | EVELOPS THE BUST make it the ideal mas- Charies DUDLEY THE KING AND THE FOOL. The King was feeling very blue He caited his fool and said: “Here, you! You're ever gay—please tell me why, Perhaps your system T would try. Forget your jokes today, O fool! Re grave with me; let wisdom rule; Speak up—I want to hear your plan Make me, your King, a wiser man.” “Mfy plan 4s this,” “Both wealth and spurned; [have no title, and my purse | ls empty, like my head, or worse | No cares have 1 to weigh me down, | I know not heartache, sigh or frown. My steep ts deep—my blood ta cool, | And peace ta mine, for I’m a fool.” | The King, alone, walked out that day | Where rosea bloomed along the way; | the foot returned, station I have His brow was knit, his head was! bowed, He walked as man, not Monarch proud; The bluebird sang tts grecting near, 'Twas lost—the Ruler did not hear, Then spake the King to Him on high; “0, Sire, would but a foot were 11” { “TUMBLE IN” COMING. The Selwyn Theatre is to change attractions The Crowded Hou engagement t go to the M for an indefin merstein's new musical “Tumble In,” written by Otto Ha | bach, will go into the Selwyn. SHE'D COME BACK. Elsie Ferguson, now in films, has a desire to return to the stage, it. is said, She is looking for a suitable play. Such a move would not mean, necessarily, that she Would give up screen work. — | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Tim Blue, the Wellsville town jush, says they can take booze away from bim but he'll be danged if he'll eat candy. FOOLISHMENT. | 4 Corning young woman named | Trickett, When mad at her poodle would) kick it, Baid she: “I'm suspictous, This dog is quite vicious, Here, Fido, here, Fido, now sic it!" FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Man could never get along without woman.” “and he can't get along with her, 90 What's he going to do?” = WAS IN HIS PLACE, AST and warm the company had drilled for ap hour and 4 half. Then the Captain marched them up in front of barracks, formed a line and announced: “At the command | ‘Fall Out’ you may go get a drink and take @ smoke. In ten minutes fall in tm your places.” In ten minutes the company fell in, but in the third pla- | wrong. “What's the matter here?” demanded the Captain of the platoon leader. “Man out of place, sir, and we can't find where he belongs,” said | the bewildered Sergeant. “Is this | your place?” thundered the Captain. | “Yes, air," meekly replied the soldier. | | LITTLE MARY MIXUP CHARLES PARTY-Wirr IS AROUND TH coRNnER “What ts your squad number” “Twenty-two, sir." “Twenty-two? And you say you are in your place? There's the twenty-second squad away down there!" “Yes, sir, I know, but you sald to fall in in your places and I was opposite this tree when I fell out.”—Sergt. Major Keller in Judge, —— TAKE TRUE AIM. | OWHEPRE does patriotism flame) higher than in the Southern mountains, A Kentucky hill man left bis sunny corn patch and his moonshiny private still and walked down into the lowlands to bid farewell | to his lanky son, who had heard tho, call of bis country and had enlisted and now was bound for oversea ser- vice. “Son,” quoth the old man, taking the younger in bis arms, “I fit four year agin the Union; but I'm recou- ciled now; and I'm proud to see you wearin’ the uniform of the Federal Governmint, You'll be sailin’ fur fu rin parts soon; and when git there I want you to remember whut you owe to yore flag and “And, son, ef you run them there Ge ‘ no mercy. Shoo! down was a revenue officer! évening Post _- WRONG CONNECTION 'T was not often that old Mr. Mean ] em gave his family a good time, but Victory Christmas was differ- ent. splash Full of good resolutions, therefore be rang up the loca) theatre where ‘Puss in Boots” was in full swing “I want four seats for to-night,” he told the box office over the telep “Sorry—but ve ne -|eame the faint reply , | first served, is our rule “But surely I can now-—we shan't stand wine.” "Oh!" sald the voice, chuckling ‘m not so sure about that!" Mr, Meanem promptly lost yhone, we don't resi “First ¢ som re business!"’ lan’t a thoatre at a} IN TH ORUG SToRE' TH DRUGGIST 15 “Th Even he intended to make a'| COMIC PAGE Wednesday; March 12, 919 é “Now. 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