The evening world. Newspaper, March 12, 1919, Page 20

GE BARE Ss ing Ae. mcm EDITORIAL PAGE | PAGE | L eCoerees? March Wd HB | rive New York ee See oF ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Br eae re By Helen Rowland “74 a by the Pras Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) cal resiesicy erie ptt art, oe tape Why ‘Wouldst Thou Seek to Be a Peacemaker Be- . OLUSN Orsi tucssccsagevitvatts sulssclin NO SOS tween Husband and Wife—and Thus Rob Them 4 a of Their Only Excitement in Life? 3 : “GOOD RIDDANCE ”" } e M Y daughter, as an Englishman without tea, as a Frenchman witae~ - out chocolate, as @ Russian without a cigarette, or an American @ TTENTION has been called to the present unprecedented \ PEAC & | without pie—so is a woman without a husband to worry over “y . or a sweetheart ¢ pl d dist t her. + pag ot ge agro tino workers in TERMS rithout a. W oe But @ man without a WIFH to vex him ts as i @ Bolshevist with f he United States who are now waiting for the first opportunity to out @ grievance! He hath nothing to live for! A eturn to their native countries run as high as 5,000,000, FORTS ON THE Lo, there dwelt a married pair in Babylon, and they ma, | The majority do not mean to come back. They are taking their RHINE To BE | quarreled morn, noon and night, : vings--the savings of four years of war wages—with them. Pase- Yet, when the woman arose in her wrath and de- ta ort officials say the average emigrant of this class can produce at, DESTROYED t $2,000. The total of money earned in America that will be | éarried to Europe as soon as its owners can secure steamship passage parted from the house “forever,” the husband was ' distraught and could not be comforted until he had followed after her and found her and persuaded her 1 to return to him. GENERAL STAFF ea eer + ers *) estimated at $1,500,000,000. s And that night they quarrelled happily until mid- @ ay } "Sixteen thousand eight hundred and fifty-four emigrants took | ABOLISHED night, concerning whether {t were more reprehensible to put the pen j : passage for Europe last month, and the Passport Control Office re-, in the mutilage, or the mucilage brush in the ink, jorte that the total emigration for March will be many thousands | igher. P Is any bureau of the United States Government making a com- etent study of this post-war emigration movement with a view to termining its actual signficance and possible ae on ek Na- ion’s future? ! { ‘This rush to Europe has nothing to do with Gavel and salae king, which are still precluded. It represents the exodus of a part the population that has been directly contributing to labor and dustry in the United States. What percentage of it is a natural consequence of restriction + mpon passage to Europe during the last four years and a half? , What percentage is emigration of a kind that the United States | must begin to reckon with as a new economic fact with attending | groblems? What are the causes of such part of the movement as may fairly ' be called genuine emigration? What reasons are most common among individual foreigners for ' fhe decision to go back to Europe? | And behold, in Washington Square there dwelt a busband-and wife ' NO | who lived with drawn swords in their hands, And for weeks together i |the spake not a word one to the other, and when they opened their CONSC RiPTION mouths their tongues flashed fire and dropped vitriol, Yet, when by mutual consent they had separated, they went their ways in sadness and NOT rejoicing. And it came to pass that they could not endure the dullness of peace and the deadliness of tranquillity. Whereupon the husband took up his cardcase and went forth to call upon his’ wife, And thereafter he called upon her seven evenings of the week that they might enjoy their battles, as of old. Why then wouldst thou seek to be a peacemaker? For thus wouldst | thou rob the married of their only excitement in life! Nay, rather be their friend and go to them with burnt offerings of $ NEW topics of discussion and new things to quarrel about. Aad when the old sources fail suggest to them the following, upon any one of which a husband and wife can disigree without effort | The League of Nations. “ | The color of the pet poodile’s eyes. ( What to do with the Kaiser. How to mix a rarebit, | Who won the war. H Who let the cat in the house. . How many of them have reconsidered a previously held deter- | Let mination to become citizens of the United States and stay here the | vest of their lives? How many of these foreign-born emigrants from the United States are already United States citizens? | That answers to these questions would be of the greatest interest | | and value will hardly be denied. ' Bearing on at least one factor in the emigration impulse is the| _* following letter received by The Evening World: To the Editor of The Evening, World: Servants, draughts, cold baths, militarism, tight ekirts, the grocery | bills, what to have for dinner, reincarnation, whether or not to feed | German and Chinese cooking. And, lo, when all these have been exhausted there {s still left the jideal and unfailing source of marital dispute—"WHO started the ar- a In your editorial of Saturday, March 8, entitled “Where We avail | H j %, a . Lose Labor and Money,” I think you are only partly right, as , h ‘ag many who have the intention of leaving this country are doing f go \ VA me + so for the reason of Prohibition. ‘ 4 : | . f It is a well known fact that Italians, French and others Pe lee ONS NAN 9 AaB Takk SA i ld ie hel ads i : . were used from childhood to drink light wines and beer, and . P ‘ Seg ae rab ew re a hn eer The Jarr Family | Lucile the Waitress \4y from them. sce: I myself have been in this country thirty-five years, of these B Ro ID McCardell B Bid Dudl | Roy Griffith —. ‘hirty years a citizen, and always have been a moderate drinker, dechie. snc cde Bt aR rae RS CRa ae Ga ics eid ee MA 1 e u ey | The Evening World's Authority on Successful Salesmanship, r J mi but will not end my days in a country where a citizen has lost Mr inion Giv : D a i la “ r Copyrigit,: 1018. Se She Frew Pobieking Ge. (ne: How Seek Wrining Work.) 4, Copyright, 1919, by The Pre Publishing Co, (The New York Krening Work), 4 his vote and personal freedom. As soon as I can settle my . wives a emonstration of His\She Has Little Use for the “Disgustingly Healthy Mr. Griffith's salesmanship colum n is published daily. Instructive 14 affsirs and sell my house, I shall return to either France or Financial Theories. 66 TA\ID you ever meet one of those | anything, but I'm a great mystery| ‘icles like to-day's alternate with answers (0 questions which salcs ? 1. Bwiteerland, knowing hundr of others who have the same os H, of rare good luck!"| sees an impoverished friend ap- D taliswa: wha (ara, alwana'l talker. portale UF The avers World ae invited to ask Mr. Griffith by let : i intention. O ied Mr, Michael Angelo] proaching. He began to beat Mr. bragsing about __ their] “I don't want your ham,’ he says, | 44¢rees him care of this newspaper. = ” : a } In these countries any individual who would propose such” | Pinkston, rapturously.| Dinkston to it with a hard luck story, | health?” asked Lucile the Waitress, |‘but it couldn't never make mo sick The First Plunge BE What wan) I atiing? I dida’t j |" @ law as has been passed here without the consent of the voters | ‘How very fortunate, indeed, that} “By George! I don’t know what I'm] 48 the arene, Patron explored Is) T haven't had even a headaghe in| sm of theimost interesting toploe| nr Vr! Santee umat the ” would receive free maintenance in a lunatic asylum for life. journeys end in old friends’ greet |soing to do if things keep up. this bere for a bean. _ [thirty years. é O OE GORVEESATOn aneneuaaTERL mers of my goods? Absolutely ; : ' RE. ings!” And he seized Mr. Jarr’s hand |way!” he moaned, “And to think I'm mh, once in a while T run across Maybe the fault les with the Cenermiaeiaae emer iteapeny Te: , wml and shook it most cordially. sent an income tax blank to fill out! he replied. |head,’ I says, tossing it off like 4) ence, it is an interesting, some-| A kind faced Woman opéned the |p ‘Americans would doubtless hail with satisfaction an emigration | ‘Then Mr. Jarr endeavored to shake | You see me walking home, don't] | "W hed pe ip Den. sada ah fa “ evans vier ah Me ee Benen times amusing, often painful, memory. er ; Syrobaeatts my sample case | Jroverront which they could think of only as removing undesirable me Pilg a ape edger beturtede ive for filling out the income tax |CUNter and orders lobster, Now vou “To got a ache you gotta have| "He other day I revolved » letar from 8 toe s ii ipepealaag ot ‘ Alien and Bolshevist elements from the country. fortunate in their meeting it waslbiank, why not employ a writer ot |\PO™, this place ain't delicatessen | romething to ache.’ does & man feel when he takes out a| What I said, but it could not b d But suppose the emigration habit gains strength chiefly among rather for Mr Dinkaton, supapion fiction, say myself?” replied Mr, Dink- airy Alay eae tele es ae ir ed beans!” he promis ants line for house-to-house canvassing 2 Dare ber ery persuasive where ; Rbe industrious foreign-born who are already good citizens or on the | heavyweight of the Hnglish language |ston. “And as for walking, the di8-\rrappe, 1 give him one look.” oe go gst him the beans, When 1, {Or ie fret mer’ Ghat query) 1 oot Oy cee Malte an to | _ | way to becoming good citizens. : Mite ino hurry, lone’ eal Mr. [ertion cell de ye ocd ee, oe] "We haven't got any lobsters in |come back he's stil determined to tell i goues. inimoe a. fiped. af MEGMETIME S carelge ile ake, 3 5 Suppoge an increasing number of hard-working, temperate for-|Jarr, a‘fecting the bustling pasiness Jan auto.” Lipps kee peceice | ne ed DU eee MEAT Man Was @ house-to-house salesman, | ena meade a sale it would have i ighi i i i jean | Man method of getting rid of unwel-| sasten' ? -echoes, | o , hel ANA Ths oavar toraenit iracle, and it is my under : : | vigners—weighing the question of remaining and becoming American potenti - ¥ ai + paude Saye Phila cal “That is," I tell him, ‘we never |strong constitution,’ he says sola titataredt cut feet a crew in|*t@nding that the performing of : ‘i citizens—decide against it because of Nation-wide Prohibition, which |” wyo, im in no hurry, so I'll ac- for'a foutra. Anyway, 1 don't know| "A4.nny before you come in,’ Yes," I says, ‘that's what the Pils |p yyugue, lowa, canvassing. with a/™tacles has heen indefinitely. sus- _ seems to them utterly to belie the principles this Nation has pro-| company you!” said Mr. Dinkston| what a foutra is!” grumbled Mr. ER Ld etait Rabe ie at tees al: diet Bae Leal ines heen {Household article, Each man in dug | Pagel. Nou I 4 dn't make a sale, but 5 feastd. cheerfully om.| A foutra ts Shakespearian——" be- | nickol's worth, #00 mended,’ comes from him. Then he |e Was assiened to's certain therl.|t0®, kind-faotd woman Areated mo J i Surely we cannot count the loss of such foreigners a national], M® Was one of the best accole can Mr. Dinkston, “You're rather gay this morning, | ldughs his beans all over the place, | (07° She Abi siyaean vet it eratitude. 1¢ you fs iis rnee Be was Penna n Airy DATT' a: SOM: ORls “There's no such make of car!" in-| ain't you” he question-marks at 1 “Look out!" I says, ‘Don't begin | CE ee ee is, ical : | gain. could accompany you oD f00t I iterrupted Mr. Jarr. "Anyway I wae] ny he dusstionsmarks et: mer], : i raga | and selling points of my goods and, of 27. should happen to see this—hack ! - “ay jan a ys e bh, no,’ I says. Merely a bit] tring or 1 may send a smoke garrage| ounce w, sed to know ahi|there in Dubuque or wherever vot Or is the “Land of the Free” to say henceforth——to any one, | vehicles ee Heaeane srogrinas E01Ns to say that I never was so hard | patsie de foy grass.’ over at you. Remember, you ain't a | course Neate bala may now liye=1 want to thanki eee foreign or native born, alien or citizen, who does not choose to live laae For liptncve tty ae ee Mp any ee ; | “It really never meant nothing, but | nachine gun.’ When I started to!work the frat|/for your courteous treatment o? « } ine eed where personal liberty is only a memory—“Good rid-| they nad spurted down the avenue f0F | ston, mnWhat Soneadel at = miraletee «Algae nae cea Perry Ocala er ar VBIDE 2 WAR SOURS RODS, tae ee ny Ban e ! “ance”? 4 few blocks in silence. “Nothing ne good position, good health, a happy | Ml right,’ he reverberates, ‘I|whatever that thing in one's throat | 10"? PY eile rgpeapibel Batts sary, Kindly: huaien hence, ya a { | pedestrian exercise at the end of ®/nome—why, you are a millionaire! | wanted lobster because it honk eatin ih Me elena to cough and peetiy | ce Oe eM WOn Be FM ute gusteie levine ee ee day's work to give one a good appe-|"sittow Jong may my position last,|ne stomecn Yous 4 he Baoan eer, (contained my death-warrant, Recall- tere-looking houses, That Lett v4 rs From the People \tite for hearty repast! Ah, YOO| no vexed Mr Jarr. “As fi 4 ¥ou I never was|soon he's red in the {ing now my impressions of that day,|"#% ® Joyful discovery. It gave me ¢ Hanever| not going to give the boya a military| lucky marricd men, with your excel-|eait’ thet omy means a nec e eet | Mek in my lite f When he gets through be #ay# He /1 believe 1 know something of how |°OUrage to go on, If the woman on secoke, Nney’sbould. have the Btate lant qranageei! he ached: Pity wale id ¥ a So you come in here to experience} wanta to lay down, Not having @!, couemned man feels when he is|WNo™ J had called had been cross or To whe Lditor of Tue Reving World: Guard stationed along both sides of aoe tt our elube; Lam eo (ecut and with the present high|the feeling, eh? 1 says, ‘Well, you|whisk broom, there wasn't a chance; comiemped MAN FOMOAY. IE bha Had shoneaiive aut It has been” wuggested that the |the parade as a guard of honor and | Poor bachelors ; jbrices of food, it’s fatal to have a good | peter take a bunk of the ham. I hear|for him to use the floor, so I get Os-|“'0Ut fo ; ; lwith @ trown op ahtieaiGn coon name of Greeley Square be changed| 4/80 to keep the lines of spectators In| tired of clubs. appetite.” |from certain distressed victims that|car, the bus boy, to lead him toageat} Night here seems a good place to! is. 1 never would 1 or fo Ypres Square. One of the organ-| OMor. Mr, Jarr gave Mr. Dinkston &/ ws toi you your depression, your| it's a bit languld to-day.’ at a table in the corner, and there he that no man ever started out, P°" MPs | ould have become A°*) {zations opposing the sugges- ey would have to have the cops| searching glance. The shabby though | |” you 9 » your! | selling without being scared to death n. And I'd rather be a sales- doing it otherwise therefore why not) $4ion is Local 6 of the Typographical 1 depression, is only payoho-| "That, Mkewlse, m if |recooperits back his health. enn . t but Littl man than anything Vinee i inion, whose firet, President’ was rive the State troops a chance to do| Cheerful p Ph have penne replied the blithe Dinkston, = = “When he's all right 1 say: ‘Some se ining sell yeu dittarentiy, So T want to give this word to all ¥ Greeley himself, It has been pointed | !t? It will be a benefit to the troops to| being tirea of clubs, b i “\*And your depression is physical, |baye only lost it, ‘There's a big hole|healthy guy, you are, to let one little WelkeG: UP she styest ARG 1G@kOd | soieesan who jack sdur , out that Greeley, as a distinguished | W&teh the veterans of their respective| was a run of clubs at cards or po-| - eka) aaah ih Abe, baby bean render you almost into a/@t the houses. It's queer how cold | . or who Citizen, rendered ‘great service to his|Tesiments pasa in strict military for-| jicemen's clubs he was up against | YOU Should get out into the open air|in the pocket tt was in baby pei land forbidding an ordinary dwelling {27° "EW in the welling game pity ald to,the Nation, and that this| Maton and order, INTER Re ee ee ne eet ne lot | BOF Fespire deep, aspire high!” “Where did you get twenty dol- | fatality, Mega cae 1oGk anon coo mere (World tn fyit of "good fellows” Square should continue to bear his — eile Dinkston bellove he eon-| ‘That's easy enough for you to|/#ts?" asked the astounded Mr, Jarr.| ‘tHe just grunts his disapprobation |house ca pon, aenmule teriwhen I say “good fellows,” I mean ame ag a fitting memorial. The "Big A Readers’ the erudite lh Re chavent “a ‘eastonacl “Really, now, 1 forget," replied Mr, | and goes out, me grinning. I certainly While, I managed to get up suffl-|yoth men and wothen who aren Pris ‘tendering a public service 1D nswers to headers veyed the impression {t was social|#y, "who haven esponsibi)i Pinkston, "Somebody gave it to me ldo hate to hear people brag anous| Sins courage to go to the:baok:doon| cn syn A ho are hus bringing pressure to bear upon the . clubs, where a bachelor of means may|And Mr. Jarr came near adding “or oe y we Moria 4 foolish.” [of @ small cottage, I picked theloy ey and kind-hearted, It's ggnunicipal authorities to keep the luestions. dail niseh oF iene enlitare spiandan |® 4ollan". or I found it, But, as you are more anetp Health, a seems 50 ea 8) Roane and. most Unpretentinng Mighty comforting to have that tact eae ot te right however, that the |. J; Trainor, No, 1287 Union Ave-| Yet Mr. Jarr had a shrewd idea! “Hut I have responsibilities; T have Mhtage! Hae ae aaron AOE AAD). oheranaly Eetiats hel house in aighhy.. Thia swan probaniy wink, into your consciousness, and it's , er, - |nue—You may obtain @ list of free| that if he brought the post home| great responsibilities, and 1 joy in|)’ WAY take it. But if your con- |" "ig nee came from Lucile, ore th , |PRUE. Of course, there are a tow ame of that great battlefield of lib hay B, P doy ee hans es Ge ‘ little more than an outcropping of | erty be given to one of our squares | ¢vening Schools in the downtown dis-| to qinner unannounced Mrs, Jarr| thom!" cried the poet. “I have my | °°" 8 you to take unearned |«well, 1 should slip you a negative | 1), yard's impulse grouches left, but their ranks are streets, Would it not be well to| tot by applying to the Hoard of | Vouian't te pleased, repel ee siplyh jwealth, I'D split it with you fifty. |no, I'm never sick, Here, lean your| me coward's impulse to plok:on somes |thinning out feat, due'to the Inromds Consider changing the name of Han. | 4ucation, New York City, r ; ; HOnGP 10 ROB BAG. Cheat | itty" head over this way, I want to knock| thing as small and defenseless as| o¢ indigestion gid other i, nn over Square to that of Ypres Square? Ah, beoutiful early spring, the! “I wish you'd cheer me, then," said | Bub Mr dare ald wot wien tnas|9® WEES possible, All men are cowards when! on yo ck jObner ils: brought was George ILL of the house of|, James K. Lane—The oMoers of tho | ascent apring—the Boyhood of the|Mr. Jarr, thinking this would be 4! ire gosialist Dinkston to be tied, . a they face the unknown, It is only | ‘The malesman ot oe eam x jover, a German, against whom | former 15th (negro) Regiment are| Year, ‘When o'er the world the throt-| parting shot and he could get rid of |‘ i Raton to bo tied tOleROM AN INVENTOR'S NOTE|when:a salesroan tearne that angi sc nan Of tosday reseiven ale our forefathers fought in the Revol-| White, The non-commissioned of- | tle calls,’ as Tennyson says!" gushed | tn 1 “ him ‘for life for @ ten dollar loan, and 0 ' ¥{mont w Kind and courteor “ution. ‘The name Hanover is of Ger- | fers are colored, | sy n) a the unwelcome optimist, “lam near-j14 promptly handed all the money BOOK. eo, | circumstances with which he may be treatm . Sane ES ocigin, ie would Co mach see leer ee j the blithe poet, “Look at the splen-|/iy crazy wondering who I can bor-| ect A new plane is provided with *a] confronted will be similar in some Grumn when seen, tM ML |} Mtting to make the change suggested| @ A. L—It will bo necessary dor in the sky! The minted gold Au-| row some money from.” | “What will f do with it?” asked | mied for the band to prevent It ber! epects to somo previous circum: !an yom, snd don pc eeenauan calle ‘ iar on (0 het the pate of Hans | en ewe alt the apa Ald Society sore sodttors aa her largess (0 the de-) Mr, Dinkston burst into ® peal of line esionishing Dinkston, “That | ue Laie are stance that he becomes really bold, the generat rate Mee exe mtn 10 nd y with | parting day!” ianEhiae UAT Maa ceoute nett tonishy ston, ‘ a i ne general rule, Lxceplions are never out the consent oF an executor, “ aug! . orrying about @ little! much wealth entails to ch re-| With tead deposits numerous in| I knocked on the door, That timtd \e | State Sears 27th Pa r. “Well, 'm +, fe aul o much re. very popular. ~t - andere, “we, 6011 gold Ke pela Asrore. fs Soiaiad ye Pranietr ap eee at ee can thrust { into a peatiegertry Biatal je MBlnes, cniy| Broa hed agen boned sad, sehoad stn By the end of my frat day I haa 7 sh Brain I it Wilson is the ara Preal | rumbled Mr, Jarr, He was making| Jarr’s surpriae, Mr. Dinkston handea | tter box. Aad ppl bag oare die a mre ce OF made a few sales, I was begtnning to ‘ ence D the country his | the last-—or rather we " “Won't the mail man be surprised | Within the lid of a new pancake one com-|be able to talk intelligent: ral the first—desper- him a roll of bills. “Oh, don't thank when. it tumbi 1 *| dish tained d a|ing to the door.’ Horrors! I had for. iwently-about my ae manoeuvre « mas ee cal Beet . es out into hts hand?” are contained @ syrup cup and @ gods, and I was gaining courage . ma added he optimist, would he chuckled butter plate, be Guiaesmeass 608. re haved fc Rk A elt gay a,