The evening world. Newspaper, July 16, 1918, Page 18

COMIC PAGE Tuesday; Juiy 16, 1 on CANT @0 To ThE . MOVIES AFTER-DinneR T Have By “To 4ELP MOM WELL MARY, AFTER Ive HAD uct A LOVELY SDINNER AT YouR trouse, Don? } You “Wink T QueWT 15 *tAKE you “Te 5 ae U Tie movies’ J BD WIAT DO You oe FOR Your Mom & ( Weew ,AFTER we ve HAD) COMPANY FOR DINNER ( I have te counT and Players By BIDE DUDLEY ILLIAM MOORE PATCH has accepted for production early in the fall a new musical farce called “Take It From Me.” The book and lyrics are by Will B. Johnstone, whose cs wns are a feature of The ES \, New York Evening World, and the music is by Will R. Anderson, The piece bas a Now York background. ‘Mr. Anderson is the composer of the song “Tessie,” which the Boston Royal Rooters always sing in a hor- rible manner when @ Boston baseball team is in a World's Series game “Tessie, You Are My Only, Only,” as it is sometimes known, has won many a ball game for the beaneaters. It puts a fear into the hearts of their opponents that robs them of their efficiency to such an extent that an innocent bystander might think they) were all connoisseurs of music. \ “of i JOE'S CAR And If She Doesn't Ask Any Questions—Fine! BY WAY OF DIVERSION Raid Silas MoGuggin, in Peeweeple's store: “If T wus in France where elidiiage crea: ( ; at a them German guns roar, I et IF 1 Go BACK To Came How ABOUT A L Wey Non-essentiat Inpustries kb get hdl llied dallibridedgr nt lad | ANY FISH (LL NEVER \ DOLLAR HOR “THE. a J £! : N lp elite pi allel ete HEAR “THE LasT oF IT! sHE - Nein = ? | ; . wy 0. 3333 you sure would g oud do bur 7 me WHOLE BUNCH? { | oer ib them biained ( ALWAYS SAID 1 WAS “Too DARN Look wat || @ PELTED i) ‘> rh} : Berlin. The Katser w \ by a ¢ ‘ ar") "4 You KNow 1 NEVER “TALK AB 2 Maat it on vou men know. | “Noisy “TO CATCH TROUT! { ) come from some Well, gimme a ch MYSELF AL , BUT T WANTA TELL YOU SUMPN' T DID TODAY-AL ! T cor mister! . rita a she fight,” answ “The fact w mornin’ to n him up he in a ecrap with his wife an’, men sure put up the fight of his life topped on with etin. je when . o fight “ lit out ¢ H she 1 Moore ‘ 7 f > oO ANOTHER SUCCESS. % | \ A very good fr 4 of ours whe : loves the bed in theatricais notifies us that he attended a wonderful per- | j formance att. 0. O. F. Hall, Hermon | Lawrence County N. Y¥.. last! ‘ y week, It wa alled “Susie's Kitchen GRINDS Rand” and set the whole town talking. The ond mher on the ame soy tin — programme at tt ee by 7 - Mra. Nobiett © it was rivalled only res handorgan nolo by Mire, Conant | NOBODY DOES IT Mrs. Nadon, by the way, did an Irie | fig that lent verve to the affair, All | in all, “Susie’s Kitchen Band” was the hit of the season in Hermon | (Send a Nobody’ to Grindstone George) : He's the agent... . WILLIAM PRUETTE DIES who-anderstands NO William | well-kn ight and ¢ died yeste 3 where he been or bis bea He succumbed to tuberculosis of the broat. Mr. Pruette was leading bar Want When I Want I peared in 16 “Kiss W Ned Pettic My Yit and many other productions. | STAGED BY R. H. BURNSIDE. R. HH. Burnside thought he'd take a rest last week, so be went to Mark A. Luescher's farin in Connec esolved to forget \) over the week-end fier be arrived there he wa D- eached by a committee of smal hoya composed of Sam Saxton and M1906, Prem Ratehtes RF. Brening Worked ymes and Hayry Gallagher, who vaar Southport 6 stage a production in Galla, vpn, Mr. Burnside finally cons Prom Geo Hard | WHAT WOULD YOU DO? “Do Without,’ Probably! | | | AT THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S. | HE village photograpber was iT losing patienes with bis lady 8 of and the show was a grand succery The admision was 5 cents with 55 cents for rocking-chatre, Needioss to say, the rocking-chair was occupied Wut it broke down while Mr. Saxton] please,” be sald, dwelling somewhat was singing © song of his own en-| q , NO SIR, THERE'S titled “Kiss Me, Dear, for I Feel That pas NOTHING FOR Lab NP ole el hi aha R aD 1 am Going Far Away and May Never : A \ : much to the artistic effect Keturn to You, My Loving Little Wf g Phe lady ehuok cr lead Sweetheart.” | : ; : i : Of course, if you'd rather,” come Gossip. om the ‘The annual outing of the Stage oO Children’s Fund will be held at Pali- eudes Park July 16 Ap ivan dette Charles Withers of “For Pity’ 2 pintueglaascwinantee Sake” will enter Uncle Sam's service nd is i) amilitary bos: at Fort Slocum this week Harry B, Watson bus been en- u think I'm goin’ gaged by ©. 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