The evening world. Newspaper, May 24, 1918, Page 20

' ~ sree 4 ED PNG OVAINS Us oo RRR os Sef rere Che CTINY iors, ESTARLISUED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. ‘Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Pubucied Daily Except Sunday, by the Press Dutdishing Company, Nos. $5 tc } By Helen Rowland ‘ark Kow, New York. Coovriaht, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (Phe New York Eveuing Work), ~~~ RALPH PULITZ: esident, 6% Park Row. . Tit asurer, 63 Park Row, 4 “A Woman’s Idea of a Vacation Is a Glorious Time, but ial Secretary, 63 Dark Row, i * ‘ a Man’s Idea of a Vacation Is a Glorious Loaf.” MEMEE.. OF THE ,GIOCIATED PHMAS, Bons My Beloved, now approacheth the Husband's merry vacat att Re Tan a Sy By J. H. Cassel. thon of atl nee Arsrateee hed herein, ‘The Associated Frye ft ctritelvels entitled ty £9, Pky repmb time! emedited to tt oF not rece excited in Chis paper an ihe “Loe wh RD - - When all a man’s days are filled with plans and preparations, a all 4 woman's with wonder and misgivings. For No wife knoweth what Fate holdeth in store f her! Lo, upon the first Saturday afternoon her Belov cometh home covered with catulogues and fishing tackh and filled with enthusiasm and ideas. “See, Little One!” he cryeth, “THIS year we shall upon a@ fishing trip! For verily, verily, it 1s complet Hn relaxation that I require, And WHAT is more relaxing Ae Mery than to Ife ail day upon a mossy bank and watch the wen woma® clouds roll by? Yea, we shall dwell in a tent and sleep’ {n @ hammock under the stars, and wear our OLDEST clothes. And all will be peacefulness and rest, and quiet, far from the madding city!” | And his wife saith: “Oh, William! How perfectly lovely!” | And for a whole week he playeth happily with bis tackle, and mendeth) his rods, and hunteth his fishing clothes, and investeth in fancy bait. But upon the second Saturday he bursteth in upon his wife, exclaiming: | “Nay, dearest! I have thought it all over. And WHY should we suffe ; for two long weeks in a foolish tent, with no home comforts, and nothing but files, and mosquitoes, and canned goods, and yesterday's dishes f ! company? \ “Behold, here are the prospectuses from the seaside resorts. Lo, it ts , Salt air, and briny breezes, and sea food, and ocean bathing, and moonlit waves, and sandy wastes for which I yearn! Yea, there {s naught like the | seaside, after all!” | And his wife saith: | “Oh, William! How perfectly lovely!” Yet, when another week hath passed, and his bathing sult hath been (mended, and his dinner clothes pressed, and his sport hat and his blazer ‘have been purchased, he risheth home, crying: “Go to, Henrietta! Put away those fol-de-rols; for I have changed m. nilnd. Verily, WHAT joy is there in sitting on a hotel piazza, and listening to (ae rocking-chair brigade and the anvil chorus of the gossips? What comfort is there in dressing for dinner on @ hot and sticky night, and heat’ ening unto a jarz band and a phonograph, which never rest nor sleep. Ney, {it {8 ALTITUDE which I require; vast stillnesses, and glorious heights, aa ‘dim ravines—and a little golfing. Yea, verily, the MOUNTAINS for mine! And his wife saith: | “Oh, Willlam! How perfectly lovely!” Yet she is not deceived, neither is she perturbed. For she knoweth that in tho end {t shall, peradventure, ease to pase, that | her Beloved shall spend his vacation between the living room divan aad the corner cafe; between the shower bath and the nearest poolroom, And thus, sleeping away his days and playing away his nights, he shall be ex- | cvoaing refreshed and GLAD—when it 1s all over! for a woman's Idea of a vacation is a “glorious time,” but a man’s idea | of a vacation is a GLORIOUS LOAF! And where can he loaf more thor- | oughly and unremittingly than in his own HOME? Selah! Who Is Your Namesake? i Famous Characters in History and Fiction Who Have Borne the Same Given Name as Yours. By Mary Ethel McAuley | Copyright, 1018, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) cstv tiens (ehh dena bi ete cb reves Or FOC ITALY’S DAY. ITH the Italian flag flying alongside the Stars and Stripes, W and with cheers for its brave aly sounding from the Atlantic to the Pacitic, the United States celebrates to-day the third anniversary of Italy’s entrance into the war. . Three years ago an aged autocrat in Vienna was fecbly crying “Perfidy!” while from the same imperial capital and from Berlin came grim assurances that the Italians are “so unutterably lated with the most profound honesty, that this war can be terrible!” Powerful Teutonic pressure, political and economic, had failed. Italy wrenched herself free and joined the Allies. When the Italian) Ambassador left Berlin he carried with him a personal message from) the Kaiser to the King of Italy, voicing Germany’s bitter anger and} Yeentment. As the war went on all that Teuton cruelty and ruthlessness! rould do to make it “tersible” for the Italians was done. Austrian soldiers carried spiked clubs to kill the Italian wounded. Captured Ttalians starved in Austrian prisona Austrian and German | armies were sent when chance offered in overwhelming force to over-| run Italian provinces in the north and east, | Italian cities—treasuries of art—were bombed from the air witir the same wanton barbarity that trained its guns on Amiens. Women and children in the ravaged Italian territories endured the sufferings, that earlier overtook women and children in trampled Belgium. Yet through it all, the Italians fought on—valiantly and with successes that roused the admiration of their allies. Italian armies} grew. The Italian morale developed a quality that defied setback or disappointment. Even a formidable handicap in lack of coal and metals failed to discourage Italian energy and initiative. | “hanks to official Italian war pictures, ome of the activities of| Italy's fighting forces have been made specially vivid to the people, of the United States. Few Americans have not admired the almost) incredible feats performed: by tireless Italian troops—dragging huge) guns by sheer man-power up into the snowy heights of the mountains, cutting ice trenches at dizzy altitudes, bombarding Austrian invaders | from snow-covered peaks, sticking it out through winter campaigns . under conditions of the most rigorous and trying kind. The moun- taim warfare of the Italians is bound to remain a notable phase of a colossal, many-sided conflict. And these the soldiers of a Mediterranean people whose favored A lace in the sun might easily have made them too ha) to be any-! PETER «+ with his townspeople, and they ‘kite but pacific cultivators of a willing soil! sid ; HE n ne of Peter means the| Pointed and Jeered at him. Peter ts 8 | 4 ; is . j FER rin the Bible|!9 despair, when the ttle man re- One day a little less than a year ago, while New York was mak-| | h A i‘ f B ] | i h J F | vas “Peter the Rock,"|@PPears and wants to buy Peter's ing ready its welcome for tho Italian War Commission, headed by th e n tl # oO a 1 n g 1 e a r r a m 1 y and Peter the|SUl, but Peter flings the purse from | | | Great of Russia|™ with prayers, and while he Prince of Udine, Senators and Deputies in the Italian national Legis-| By the Rev. Thomas B. Gregory By Roy L. McCardell wily surely 10] oe, 2 returns and he f Phe Prose Publishing ve New asin Publishing Co, (The New York Ei vorld) a rock, for, al- . lature in Rome rose to their feet and cheered a reference to Presi-| Coorrieht. 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) Coprrlaht, 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World a roc though he civil-| Another Peter whose life in atory ‘s HIS is not exactly a sermon, but|the support of himself and those de- HIE Cackleberry girls, who liked “This all bears out what [ say, and a deals with the supernatural is Peter dent Wilson’s war message. to Congress—that message in which,| | ized his subjects 1 am going to give it a text| pendent on him will not be accepted. Mrs, Margaret Marmaduke|that ts that the average mother is alte ball ret Ay ‘ pata eet toa certain ex-|/betson, in the beautiful story by, i ae “« cAG ie all the same, and here's the] It is loafing, regardless of whether ink's scholarly-salacious dis-|unfitted for Mothercraft!” Mrs. Min > a Su ienutlen ane aneher aGmece Premier Boselli declared, “the greatest democracy in the world speaks text: the loafing Is practised by the rich}cussions immensely, had invited the /declared, “When children are reared tent, he could not etek tn ole Petae GHinnith MEnkE so nobly.” | If any will not work, nelther let|/or the poor, :: .t the law Is designed Jeminent publicist, social reformer and |in hygienic institutions, in the care civiline bimself,| oo slay, Peter comes beck. from Maing tha Arar tere hie text, the Italian Premtor|"!™ ee Ttes* h., 9-10, to break up. head of the Mothercraft movement to] of the state, looked after by trained and he re- ‘aking the American utterdnce as his text, the Italian Premier ° . the dead to see what is going on in The late James G. Blaine, witn|dinner. It was Mrs, Jarr’s dinner,|nurses and expert dietictans, with mained a cruel his house, i i i , ‘, v. a e| elves, the/every sanitary surrounding and barbarian all his a led t ll factions and parties in Italy t | Mr. Robinson, Gov. Whitman and whom I had the honor to be fatrly but being visitors themse y Peter has not been the name off ppealed to all , Pp td y to temain united inj tho great Apostle to the Gentiles! wer acquainted, suid to'me one day | Misses Cackleberry mage themselves | philosophic Influence brought to bear| Peter stuyvenant. life. many artists, although we have thought, determination and courage. have at last secured for the Empire} not jong before he died that the|much to home. upon them, and fully informed a8 to) some of the world’s greatest schol-| hor Yiacher, who designed Bt. i i State a law that should have been |.pesetting sin of politics was its in-| “Mating, not marriage,” had been|the comparative food values o: the/ ary aye been Peters. Peter of) ccnata's window in Nurenberg: Peter “ Italy has not failed. Her determination and courage aré stronger on the statute books for generations, aicogtiy “The great man, in con-|the head of Mrs, Marmaduke's dls-| diet provided for them, in the forma- ebald’s wi! 6 than ever, | : 4 | Blois, a writer of the twelfth land now the National Government | nection with the remark just quoted, |coUurse, and Mrs, Jarr had decided it] tive period of thelr young lives, they | Paul Rubens, the great Flemish centu: Was one of the most learned arti ; Peter Newell, the American Gnaciil deta to this A labrati {has come forward with the announce: | Oiteg the lines from Shakespeare, “All| 48 best for the children to eat in} will be compelled to eat everything oF is age; Peter Lombard WaS| ijtustrator, and Pierre or Peter Puvia pecially appropriate to this day’s celebration are the reports) i ity ai men of draft age must the world’s a stage, and all the men| the kitchen, Indeed, Mrs. Jarr thought] they do not like, provided tt is a] 01 0) ME OM oe pierre or | uustie ane Peso received yesterday of another superb piece of Italian heroism in the oither fight or do useful work. and women merely. players,” and 1t/the topic wasn’t one she would have;componcnt part of # scientifically pares \ |Peter d'Ailly was a great French j : decorator of all times, ‘The one great { 1 | selec erse! Mr, 2 | perfec food ration,” ; ; bh s very decent, right thinking per- # » threw the| Selected for herself and Mr, Jarr to) per exploit of Lieut. Commander Pellegrini and three companions Wigl tom ve has been rep iy enna tesa Wh ypeatr pa literary light, and the name of Peter| musician was Peter ‘Tschaikowaky, tedly | Smphasia on the word “players.” overhear. But it would have ee on ohis pont Wie. ohiidren were |) 1 et ronk ashlar, HEA COmA| Re eit” in. rae terete ; : i od at the sight of the army of A ” , ting odd to have the entire family eat in| heard clamoring for more prunes. ‘ eee nat One ton i] nie i x penetrated into the midst of the Austrian fleet at Pola and torpedoed | dine ey te ee es He ety hope: cnet in eu 1a | the Kitchen while the visitors ate in| "I wonder tf prunes are sultablofor | Os ene tragic love affalr mera are Pierre Loti and Pier an enemy battleship. 12 : Sheonen Au ined the dining room. |them, Have you made digestive |!” ous. : ena olyilinahane Keer were not Nmerely lays | “Lam afraid Mr, Sarr 4s old fash- | tests?" asked Mra, Marmaduke Mink, | Vit? Heloise Peter Stuyvesant was one of the In the armies of Italy are many soldiers who have lived in, These loafers are to be iy i paribat ithe BMS bee EAE cabhald the | 1oned and not interested in Mother- | whose day seemed spoiled now that tt : ; sah rapping young fellows, | that the rites, no America and whose faces light up with interest whenever America jy) {UT Brest S{rappins lawm Peter has been a name that is often most famous Peters; Peter Ve | rr, ve upernatural beings, like beh re bout sal 8; apread | G or has put bis "O, K." on/ craft” faltered Mrs, Jarr, who wished | Was apparent that the cbildren ikea | S'¥e™ to sup a Sa Reeypee aot gil bei e- |rounging about saloon corners; spread | Govern Y i ' v | the hero of the story ; Peter Bales invented short-t | . . oN iven plenty of|?° Met hero; Pete mentioned. out ke so many turkey buzzards on|ihe law, will seo to it that it is car. |'> oss RAE MSH pastas ees | ee and were 6 Plenty of] |, Chamisso, who sold his shadow to| nang: Peter McGeoch was the las 3 | rhe | vil, Peter was one day con- aes \iag the phi i i (pees) the benches and walls of the parks; | ried out to the letter. L acid t npuahe peaen/ te kavoa the devi 1 Peter In the armies of the United States are many soldiers in whose napus Menuna tha \pariora ANd Ole 10-11 tata eiget lee tania law: cweRaal leat af tens as they say it will? Oh, aot Wut po es seni Ero With | oe ted by a mysterious little rman Ts lMectnreeine whol teandea: 1 eae veins Italian blood quickens when Italian bravery scores. \ticas of hotels; sitting about ke | st. Paul declared that the man Who!” as Sarre ghould NOT be inter-|_ “Children are terrible nuisances to | sray mg cae ae zat pepe Union, hig Biche wea Po : lp dors along the wharves and) does nothing toward helping along) 0. f hav. affirmed 3 {purse in exch a | Nobel prize for che . These strengthen now more than ever the many ties whieh | prane Teniae ‘ ttes, telling | the Parra pee ral right ested in Mothercraft save in a cur- ripe dita * Mise Irene) victor thought that he could get|to Hermit was one of the first have formed between the two nations—ties over which the people of|senseless or vulgar yarns, Msulting tc eat ho ¢ “1 the eternal truth, Be| Soy ™ ve" boomed Mra, Marmadune) vir ote them, but I love Angora | #08 very Well without the shadow, | crusaders, In fiction we have Peter le people 6 women as they pass, and IN|: some use in eran Mink, Ignoring the red herring of war the United States to-day rejoice with every expression of deep, eu-| during friend cate and Pekineso dogs.” said Miss|# the bargain was made, But his|Teazle in the “School for Scandal” liack of a shadow made endlegs gos-!and the Honorable topics being dragged across the trail Peter Stirling, many other ways de The provision limiting the law tO/ of tha biological diseussion, while the | Sladys Cackleberry. PE ede aes to feel that from now| B® duration of the war might Just) sfisses Cackloberry listened greedily, Then You yous ladies will enrol las well have been left out, At no in the movement for Mothercraft when | on these loafers will find tt difficult to | |*Mr, Jarr should be interested in ‘ O r I or (o} d oO B oats {imo should idleness be permitted.| wathercraft, but in Mothercraft only,|2°U Matty!" exclaimed Mrs, Marma- Ow u t nonstrating their | Pp» Sympathy and devotion lo the great task upos which the energies of both peoples are now concentrated, It is America’s privilege and pleasure, continue the Bence oF their disrevU-} 11 peace time as well as In war time as I said, in a cursory manner, duke Mink rapturously, “Children and . 5 ; ’ |tabte vhilonophy: ; ell within certain age limits and who| Mr, Jarr mumbled that be was only | P4teAts should impose no responsibill- | ( : | h It is Italy's day. 1¢ the law del ipgsion y a M{are well should be required to do| interested in both topics in a cursory | H¢# 0M each other.” ot elr ame j ane eee CORSE Cs: OTRAS fio Aas, the world y ould ; aT ant : ‘ A . Tear ieee undealratan sltinene's ine PR eee sme Ney ® WOK manner—with the accent on the firat| 41) “on Delaue Xen Jar would agree | By Henry Collins Brown ; not work—these “undesira ——_——_ abl with you,” said Mrs. Jarr, giving a y e cre rom e eop le will be put to work, forced to "do syllable, glance at her husband, who sat sycowl- Nationntity of Columbus, jclose to the heart of the people jus : basi ho The Ericsson Yet, to the great surprise of the Com ng and silent at the head of the table, va|federates, a strange looking craft en Yo tie Haitor uf Vie Kvening World Row, an al eomne t whe i aia + more than a century the Idea tra okln Win you binuiy. sailpiien p fow|aboct te warner eee. man f toplos are hesitital, oo more (an wel ea oeee wanes hie abildren sround Fox fa ship built of iron engaged tered the bay the morning after th ; : ot] Of our energy in fightin, ip |the war. he ! him when he's home, He wants to play Ipbutiders,| Merrimac had completed such disas young men as to the nationality of) 10 ner cherey in Cshting starvation at|™) Suing it Is to seo so many|has ordered the construction of more| should refuse food that 18 not to our | with them and love them when the. the thoughts of shir ter and was about to renew ber at Christoper Columbus? One maintains | turned to war wor i It aan be| buat young fellows sitting around | than 10,000 miles of macadam roads. Jiking when we know the food we| are good, and he thinks it well to Le ‘As early as 1815 Robert Fulton, who thy iar RyRem ete y: that he was an Itallan, one that he) case of faulty management to permit | going nothing whilo other and nobler, ere dislike is rich in protein and calories.| rece them when they are naughty, |invented the steamship, perfected an) ek: | kt mul Apu ® Mee was Bpanteh, and an ( Sondisiann eae ne Sen0er xe boys are facing the bell-fire of the! The principle of the opaque post| Now personally I detest prunes,” the | don't you, dear?” % tronclad yee oalied the 2 aent Ht Manian, dacleaad by & Guedes Mae Several historians have attempted| ¢ one. I hope that Evening! battlefront, prepared to make thejcard projector has been utilized in a| Mothercrafter continued, Mrs. Jarr’e) “1 sure do!” growled Mr. Jarr, was derided by all the marine archi) io to prove that Columbus was at least] World will keep up its fight to. do|supremo s.crifice in order that clville}now machine for registering color | eyes followed the speaker's and rested! “Maniike, he encourages the fotter. tect# of his day. 2 ig S y ‘ ew roblems Ws | wu tiol wh y is plates P he dish of stewed fr » ide vooden ship pro-| The mc geartly nish or Jew. But there) something about these very serious | y not perish from the earth! | printing plates on a printing press, |on the di tewed fruit in question, and the idea of a wood come Very little doubt that he was! Problems of the man tn the street. | Mt" ° p a jtheir bit” toward the successful come NEW THINGS IN SCIENCE, “We must not {gnore topics that tion of the great task of winning| Since tho ruler of Afghanistan be-| may be distasteful pe came the owner of an wutomobile he < important result achleved { ing traditions of the patriarchal sys. es was lo: ridi- | by this contest, aside from the saving \y Italian and such ig the accepted 7.P. WwW, |. tat we hope thet from Mears . . , eat a meisaneele Veiee praia: BEE wp tem|" resumed Mrs, Mink "I parted] AGS Dy, apy aide ae dant ama of our ships, was the absolute and 4 tact of history | mavstage te am Amertoan Confers v.9,| {rt the new law may et Ae Parisian has invented roller | u hw Marinagule Minh oZ, 2d: | from three husbands because they held cule. ahen the Merrimac suddenly {complete reversal of naval architea- AVants Legisiation ¢ Ip en the Wite, jfully executed, so that no guilty sil skates propelled hy one-quarter horae- | ded Mrs. é » And she] such obsolete views.’ bg ; the Union ships|ture the world over, Wooden ships ina 1 itor of The Eveuing World shall be permitted to escape, power gasoline motors, the fuel tank | took a small prune and nibbled at it ‘But what became of your chil. appeared yr ston Roads in 1862 | Were doomed. Never agaln would the Tis the Balipor of The Kvsting Wor'd My parents came to this country! ‘The bill seems to be thoroughly! peing carried on the wearer's belt, | delicately dren?” asked Mr, Jarr, inchored off Hamp Sea PRCT DR ene nren iar a” Not only rent profiteers, (hone) thirty-flve years ago. 1 was two democratic, no exceptions being tm, ‘| EM gay “Oh, please don't speak #o loud| “Ob, there were no children!” replied | consternation i ar ait laval. {MMF Vessel, ‘Phe day of Multon’s Iron- ef every kind should be made to re-) years old when fT came bere and in favor ef anybody, Between. th To protect metal workers* nds/about the prunes being healthy!”| the protagonist t ato Harunteratt ai Lampaveen Lary seminal ate hod ome. § rom that time forth duce t pricgs by State or National) have married @ native born + of eighteen and fifty every one! from flying fragments a glove has| sald Mra, Jarr in a sibilant whisper.) "Of course not!” giggled those mod- | nerable iron Monster aa te eng ntant tivo cee: aanalation. W ‘Pnato ge s Mace teal Ara | the eee Gores ee dong must a “habliivally and regularly! been invented with a Paes miaral Uae goon as the children hear coe ern maidens, the two Misses Cackle-| was invincible to the wooden ships | plate hatlt Mhadia the ao ea q Pree rae Domes A, ime a eleenle tubhy| vos & SXIOUS, | Cyatoyed in some useful, lawful and| projecting trom the side opposite the| food is healthy and good for them,|P@F¥ _ gs jand she proceeded to emolien them sip was aacpted profit ty retailers, and make all hands) To we Esior ot recognized business Unt the termina: | thumb, aes they won't touch It I always say to LOTS OF MONEY HERE. at her lolmre Bist can the. Cums pditiesson bas a statue engoted ip his Mive 1) to the law? It would be @ | way born in Germany in 1885, My Son of the war | Gertrude, my maid, #0 (0 children! pUsT about one-third of the 300,000 | berane be lispensation. the [It faces the sca, which saw the de- ep Bing 10 26. ¥ fx the olka came to this country In iss;, It cannot be charged that is After a controversy that lasted ten| can hear me, that I wonder if prunes t persons in the United States; BY o providential dispensation parture of his vessels from Hobokes. price Sea hcumnya My : Fe ae spich man’s” caw, for the clalin for/ycarsa French setentists have decided | are Not too rich for them. So they al- who pay taxes on incomes rang- , Nort bad also started the construc: 111, lived in Beach Street, near Weet baled vievaiis etinout ay rancey Wien | was gine oy exemplion on the ground that an idie! that the use of old corks in wine bot-| ways cry for @ second and thin} ing fros 000 to $10,000 are New similarly designed vessel | proudway, in a dormerswindowed This question of pres les wery | & citizen? pe has 4 income epfticient for ce 4s not detrimental to healt, \ helping.” Yorkers, beat ber by haif a day, house turn doWwo bul Waby youre ame %|