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, wma Taos ne en v i bade LRN CUCU COMIC PAGE. Wednesday, April 3 a ¢ ——————| LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” ae rad Better Turn Off the Water When Mary Is Around! About Plays} Pe ee ae, ea ¢ Do vou mwan 1 ie G Al. THe tee T Hap ( WAS WATER “TO MAKE ) \ 17 €0 Down FASTER EI tis y F j SAY You Gor AWAY > WIT ALL THAT Cake WITHOUT ANY HELP agp, 2 , CL oWHY, MARY, “There ) WAS & WHOLE QUARTER | OF & CAKE THERE SUsT ) -and Players | By BIDE DUDLEY \ A MOMENT AGO | u a _ ee its AY, Mister, when you write the a boy In Pershing’s brave com P mand—the lad who's in the trenches on the edge of no man's land assure him we're #o healthy that we're really growing stout, Just sing os ® song of happiness and keep your . aey troubles out. Don't fail to say that spring has come and ev'rything | fair; and don't forget the bab: tooth if one, perchance, is there. BE: plain how Rover waa attacked but put the dog to rout. Go om and tell the boy the news, bul keep your trou. bles out. A lad who has one eye on death, the other on a gun, has worries ot his own to fight that make yours seem ike fun. So when you write $9ur soldier boy don't wall or kick or pout. Just sing a song of happiness and keep your troubles out. ROGERS Ad A WAITER THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY No Saving Daylight by This Kind of Team Works | When Will Rogers appeare in a rouaical show under the management OH!BAYT THIS 19 “TH DAY OF REST © pris’ wot Garp — WHY X CouLD , ~—_——— — | of F. Zingfold jr. next fall, the story EXISTENCE! Yep! 7H’ ME EVE IN “TH! TIME: tT TAKES) 4 Ua ae wrence! : = : contained tn tt will be that of hisown [\ OFFICE 6 CLOGED Mery meu Me “To “TELL ‘You “ \s ene } so GOULD > Proll” and’ “Follies “Mr. Giopteid | fm FOR TO-DAY-AN' 17S WITH HY SPRING ME FoR A DAY OF REAL REST! HOW “to Do TH’ WorRK . \W' FATHE AD — Ta 5 nh ——— Pom eenageren NES -AN'_IN wy “TH TIME IT TAKES save Will has written the book him- if. No name has been chosen for HOUSE CLEANIN' / ' the piece. H ~ in THE COLONEL TELLS ONE. IN > ey 2 eae gi To LISGEN ) Col. Moms Greenwood, who spoke | s bon Ca Nudges oe Mnoerely, interestingly and even | 2erobatically at the Palace Theatre | |j * LAberty Loan meeting yesterday, told & story that will bear repetition. Jim, | f] sceording to the Colonel, sent Bill, | at college, some brandied peaches MI was deeply impressed “Dear Jim,” he wrote, “I don't eat peaches, but I certainly like the spirit in which they were sent.” | LAMONT HAS ASSISTED. ‘Thomas W. Lamont of the firm of J. P. Morgan & Co. was another | speaker at the Palace meeting, wnich was attended principally by stage / i| Poly people, and it developed that he waa not wholly unfamiMar with the work ‘ngs of the theatrical business, After | MAMMAL) admitting be once wrote @ play, Mr, Lamont said he had received nume' ous Visite from theatrical promoturs | who had generously offered to lat | him ‘on stage propositions (hat w ‘sure winne: ee | “And,” said he, “if the art of ‘the| Suggested By theatre has been’ uplifted and lght- | worsen ened as much as my purse has, won- | | Ae P ne wn! a GRINDSTONE GEORGE Copyright, 1918. Prone Pamtioning Co || cm, Y. Bening Word) ra have been worked.” 1 Several theatrical promoters in tne | lence were noticed jotting down, address. | avks fromthe Daily Grind_. (send, Some im to Grind tone George) [ ome folks ave “Shy everything but ner — WE HAD IT WRONG. This column was in error the othe: | : day when it stat hat the Dramatic j Mirror had been purchased by tho, MoGraw-Hill Company, The Mircor | was bought by the United Publishers’ | Corporation, Once in a while wa : make ‘om. I GROVE SHOW POSTPONED, \ The new Midnight Revue at the ntury Grove, on the roof of the Century ‘Theatre, will open Saturday night instead of to-morrow night, | HOW LEE SHUBERT RESTED. lee Shubert has returned from White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., where he spent ten days resting. Arthur + Hammerstein, who was with him, re | turned also, “Mr, Shubert absolutely refused to talk show business,” said Mr. Ham merstein last night, “when he was asleep. I'll bet he planned ten new productions.” _s | JOE’S CAR P Male oor eS EADAME: Signs of Rapture on Joe's Face! BAVA SACHIN: si 1 The annual street parade of the LS URING the extended dr Hippodrome forces on Friday of next Copyrigtt, 018 Prem Auibtiahing On... vening Word) . week, in celebation of the thirteenth anniversary of the big theatre's open JOE, ive BEEN FIGURING ouT ing, will be devoted to the War Thrift I KNow A HOUSE WE CAN ‘ ity of the G The pa A wAY To ECONOMIZE AND af } 1 / gathcrine of his co Eeant will aosume a military” angoct SAVE THE MONEY (T Costs { Get That's $5 A monta pi Dhove 1 woe! ante te cen ce - to carry the message of the War \ Savings Stamps to the public, | CHEAPER “THAN “THIS ONE. * 60 A YEAR SAVED! \ US To KEEP THE CaR! YOU CAN Move OUR “THINGS IN - “me caAR Gossip. Pays to Advertise” will be yed on the cantonment circutt. Roi Cooper Megrue has waived the roy- tically and with fnereasing a dissatisfaction, At last he lame) oy : WELL; SHOOT! “ye . ‘ yveary, a pluinh e Mth performance of “Polly | | WHAT'S “THE ae weary, and pluint With a: Past” will be given at the souls, Heah we hab Relaaco Theatre to-night ( 2 oe ieee ForGeT iT! beg de Lord to stop 4 Mi Pickford will subseribe $100, - “wa ’ rought dat is burning up our flelds, 000. to’ the third Liberty Loan. That’ , {IT'LL CosT US in ‘and to bless us with rain in abun will make $400,000 in all for her. MOVE lh dance, And not one, n " William Williams, who has been 11), “THAT To MOVE: H jot you disgraceful si has rejoined the cust of “Her Coun- y, \ . | enoug to bring an umbrella t ny ary” at the Harris Theatre. ' F / < Be ¢ |home with.” ‘ i Carleton Meeker of the "Oh, Look’ i} : fc chorus has joined the army. The - - ' ) (4) \ It would suit New York bet {/ troupe gave him @ wrist watch last ‘we night, \ Grace Nolan has joined the cast o Weak “A Tailor-Made Man” and will play the role of the stenographer | Joe Cooke of Brooklyn h as | » sang called “Oscar on a ' \ were “Dell the ‘L.’" sive | “oe » > » ’ TRAY , op ~ ° ° ~ ~ ( -*sgp poy yg Oe pce SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK Spring in the Suburbs Means “ Commuters, Get Busy”! nantic drama next season written =a nt . especially to sult his tajents as an uc t TUL KEEP THOSE [OR DEAR,1 RNOU] Marcin’ "COLD TRANES ENP TNO Te TT GAN GRAGIOUG. | NEVER SEEN Oy Gan SAYIN 1 HAVE MY TA Peo le. ’ = pte > s y LUAN < , inger le hs : THE. FLIES OUT IF I pve aren wt) WHATCHA EXPECT T' RAISE/ ONLY KEEP THE Lhsuch A LAzy PERSON AS! scaRE ME M 5 ASPET ithe, Mesars. Shubert have char AVE TO CATCH | CRB, areal. 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