The evening world. Newspaper, February 20, 1918, Page 16

pee ae ove esity satorio, ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER, Published Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nor. 63 to #3 Park Row, New York. RALPH VULITZDR, Pree dent, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, 'T er, #3 Park Row, BPH PULITZE } re y, 62 Park tow. MEMNEN OF THE ASSOCIATED PRHAS, for republivation of t > the local news pe this pap The Anociated Prem is ex new, dewpatchee ned bere, NO, 20,637 VOLUME 58 “SIGNED FOR RUSSIA. OW the official announcement from Russia that the Bolshevik Government has “been forced” to sigh a pence agreement on German will fvrther increase the aympathy felt among the Allics for Messrs otzky and Tenine, those sterling patriots who have done for Russia until they could go no more! When Trotzky the other day declared that Russian forces would | resist ion by the Germans he no doubt wished to make it clear | the Bol and pushed t) Maybo now we shall see a Great Russia shrinkingly confide itself to German protection with the hope that it will como in for as many of the Imperial smiles as the Ukraine, Bolsheviki and G maroh arm in arm to apread peace and plenty to parta of Russia! whero theso blessings have not yet penetrated. ‘As to Trotzky and Lenine, History will have to sift the ev end decide whether they have heen victims of Imperial German diplomacy or two double-dealing accomplices of that diplomacy, who nv heviki would give no last p hackward unless somebody ame mans can) ono iave helped to eteer a disrupted Russia out of the war and on the rocks where Germany can salvago or plunder it, as may prove the|{ more advantageous, | If the retention of Poland, Lithuania, Riga and Moon Island, and the collection of a $4,000,000,000 indemnity, turn out to be in truth! part of the accepted German peace terms, Berlin can foot up th results of the Russian manoeuvre with no little satisfaction FOR SUBWAY RELIEF. FA MAN wants to pour a gallon of water through a pint funnel} without spilling any, docs he turn it in all at once or a pint! ata time? Compared with the crowds of people who try to pou selves | {nto and through it all at once at certain hours each day, the subway | is only a very modorate-sized funnel. then At the rate the city growa, even new subway | ecfficiont to take the flood tide of traffic at brief, given moments| yeeurring twice each twenty-four houre, and rush the full volume of the current through without danger or discomfort. ‘To set out to solve the problem of subway congestion by demand. | g everything from the subways and nothing from the public is to} arrive hes can never prov nowhere, he the present in- | tolerable overcrowding of the subway at rush hours by dividing the | hat is why ening World's plan to relieve Iusiness part of Manhattan into zones and allowing somo fifteen min- | tutes’ leeway between morning arrivals and between evening home-| workers in th goings of se respective zones, is the most practical, | common-sense proposal yot mado to lessen one of New York’s worst <soemagemn oe es EDITORIAL PAGE Wednesday, February 20 Sayings of Mrs. Solomon HE complaint of a Pretty Widow who hath seen much filrtation, Widow, deliver me from the sameness of Love game! Behold, when I was a damsel T flirted as a damsel, and all the ways of a man with a maid were new to me, And when T was a wife I loved as a’ wife, and all the ways of flirtation were naught to me. But now that 1am a WIDOW, I am become wise to men and sce them as they are—the same to-day, yes- terday and forever Lo, one man cometh courting, and another depart« but their CAMOUFLAGE continueth without ond? Yea, from the first bluff to the last kiss they are as the hotel soup, which is always of the same STOCK, whatsover its name’ and appearance, One man sigheth, boldly, "I love YOU! estly, “Oh, couldst thou but love ME!” But each thinketh in his heart, “Ob, you lucky little thing!" The Broker cometh bringing burnt offerings and a limousine, and the Poet cometh bringing flowers and sonnets and an appetite for dinner, Yet, in the end, both must be squelched and SAT upon and put in his place ° declareth “Yo SO different!"—and then proceodeth to try to charng thee in the same old way and with the same old chatter, Every man voweth, “Thou canst trust ME! For [ am not as other and then proceedeth with the same old sentimental game! Every man chatteth of and {seth intellect—and immediately proceede to hold thy hand, { Every man sigheth, “How lonesome I am! Would that U could find the iright woman and marry her!"—and then procecdeth to bulld fences {about his heart and barbed-wire entanglements about his freedom, Every man assumeth that because a woman is pretty and unmarrie® she MUST be unhappy—and is astonished to find that she Is not overjoyed to be taken out to dinner and made love to. Every man yearneth bitterly for “platonic ceedeth to talk cheap sentiment, Every man pursueth when a woman pretendeth to flee, and pretendetht to flee from her if he thinketh that she will pursue. Yet if she doth NOT run after him he will turn around and come back to see what is “the f matter All either earlier as! eth “HELT wow and another murmureth mod« Every man men “ment companionship" rf thine h to try friendship’—and then pro« / love end eariler or laters an thou hadst intended. 8 love song as the tunes r, and all men are divided tlwn th One man's love song re | of one stree$ piano resemble | |into two classs the tur Those who talk nonsense, and those who talk about themselves. d those who patronize you. letters, and t ‘Those who flatter you, Those who letters Those who treat you like a Christmas doll. write interminable ose who never write a plaster saint and those who treat you Uke discomforts. The plan provides a means whereby the public can Lelp iteel Verily, verily, WOULD that I had been born plain! Would that T° were a man-hater and a predestined ter! For then would I still believe that somewhere {n the world there exe isted a man who was DIFFERENT from all tho rest! Selah Camp Comedies o Cae é€ By Alma Woodward = oP, non oe rial Prow P x Co, (The New York Krening World — ecoknwniaetomimie Seis Ss Photographer's Luck. 1 7 ‘eS hl =n is a SCENE: Camp D Time: Night 1 , vith their heads close together are casting suspicious an@ War Medals | The Jarr Family ‘aan “sg toward a corner of the room all mystertously shut off by Public Service Commissioner Travis Hf. Whitney indorses The tlankets and coats draped on stacked chairs.) vening World's zone solution for the problem of subway congestion Of the Fighting Nations By Roy L. McCardell B VINDICTIVELT)—Aid bS Dre) A. (omphatloatiy) Wall, ve) tosh and declares that business interests and business associations shouid prin 1018 hile eet RMS = Coprriatt, 1 by tie Press Publishing Oo, (The New, York Brentow W t aphy! crawl for a captain—why, I wouldn't ‘ paeberiTs . wwyright, 1018, by the Prews Tablivhing Co, (The New York ping World), ow, XN ss hat are you! Ghe rap on the window, t . ‘ eral! ¢ 1 7 Department stores should arrange tholr opening and closing © country engaged In the great struggle has pald a dearer price than | Jarr as saw Mr. Jarr| went to the door, “Don't be foolish, | ‘Mat gas In Pe Cay» wohl tourapiyy why doesnt sia takers hours differently and should not have their bargain sales at @ BOREAS De SRECne Polat Zan the) wry OF Wap misery And seek | aiane of bis cenrsices.. *¥oui nes 1 2 OTe eee ee ee developiog| thing worth while lke the boys era . . i after the Germa itary machine had done its work turns back for J 5 ae tmar [tse thelr mess pan as a de time of day wherf those who wish to purchase will crowd the us the pages of history to the Hundred Years’ War. Hor | ¢X@reise in the open air | You are t used to th tray and run tho risk of getting tt ercising or a scene at mess or somes subway trains, Comprehensive and co-operative effort on the soldiers, many of them still young but veterans of two| “Oh, I get plenty of exercise in the| kind of work. 1 & poor man | xt flock of stew a la acid developer} thing ho might sell to the Sunday, part of business interests could add millions of dollars to conflicts, resisted so gallantly that they won the pratse| open air, replied Mr | s along now, Maybe ho has a gs they're working to a very| newspapers? It's just plain toadying, transportation facilities without the expenditure of a cent of ae ae am ore ors and ny. But to no avail; they | “And it would be fine for you 'd | fam and needs Give Borthn tr ebibotis stint at's all a e « the ive count n be even come out an ke a littl } 4 quarter and let jt. ~ ‘ C (er e The rearrangoment of hours of work olther by classes or Tie WILL SCL Gat PEtGha the AAC ALES cere cea teen | Sven cetne cucrand: Pakole liste: walk him/a/aliatter:end nt RRM grea Ne CE re (crudr . if he gota @ territory would be the answer, {t seomed that the Serbian Army had passed out of ex WATS OO! 4i wns [eek SeODIE Go: At j point do you mean? poxnimiselon OF something bets Aaa ‘ cS Picea Fenmied tee kane thei manent ar The objective point of my pedes-| ten cents ts pler cinch ta,/the laagh on us. Listen! Isn't thag Here are the facts: There is a definite limit to the utmost extent the Mapedonion tines homies @'ON8 | trian tours not being the corner cafe,”| But he puffed as he sald it and looked , know Ja that Dean took some photos) 6 nton's voice outside? oad ps 16 Macedont Ine. A abs . 5 ‘ of Capt. Eton and is in that dugout . . S * to which eubway facilities can be worked, ‘That limit falls far short | The greatest honor which the King of Serbia can be- | T Mra. Jarr, coldly, °f must de- |appeatingly at roaching man, | OF © peels i ane WpraeaS A (sotto voce)—Sure! See? The @ : S + house’ when creotenliy: ait stow is the Order of the White I which was estab- 1 husky individual of the panhandler : i . poor fish is so anxious to see his map of the requirements put upon them at hours when practically al! Hahed in 18R2, It i# of five classes and ix worn on a rib-| “Do you mean to aay mine are?" | A (forcefully)—That's ail you need| no can't walt till {t's brought to him, regular subway usere ask to be carried at once. bon of bhi and red, . . , asked Mr. Sarr “Want n Job?” he aske w—it's ag plain as the nose en| (sfoang indicative of pain or dea These facts being recognized, why shouldn’t the component ele four es Ord of the Stas of Kara eect sana ion na] We said Mrs, Jarr, “if you went] no jusky person regarded him su face, Capt : Eton's re ae au | spatr issue from the improvised darks 7 yaa Flr gemaes pur classes, 1s a newer decoration, 0d by King | 25. church as-oftenias.you walk toth rouch—but he has a vulnerable|eoom an the corner. ments of an intelligent community like New York co-operate to adjust | pter In 19 sa reward for distingulshed and gallant | ies ae Ser a "a i m iA 6 wate és percillously nt ‘ il Ba eke ZT Dean, ian‘ e ¢ . ts sold pnamel crosa suspende 0 / ASS OD (RS t would be al “How much?" be asked sudde' = 4 the heaviest part of the load put upon the subway in such manner ma vines. df lea: RP) ROG em Amel CroAm-AUAvOMeA SORRY oo cuirnorains plivalonlly: ant anes Sala tes One M (facetiously)—-Achilley Eton—as|{{? Sounds as though he's burned that it can be carried without the present daily maximum of suffering | ed “People would think [ was nothing} «ne hu rson gave him a con. |i! were | himself with a chemical, Let's aed _ ? 2 tragic fate of ROUMANITA ao soon after enter | but @ horrible example to hear you} tempt “4 A (in disgust)—A front line trench| what's the matter. « vance? HB tragic fate of temptuous glance ; nd annoyan | afresh momory. Hor armies fought bravely but cc nd | talk!" Mr, Jarr, “But set eigily.15 a A aye mb for yours, (Turning| A (solicttously)—Wnhat's the mate aeeeneenenmeenamns eaapetemairnite sna ——— the pressure of the veteran legions whieh poured | your fe. I'm not going to! rT ah ap SY ; t. Bi fs stuck on him- Dean? Burn yourself? : 7 7 =F | down from the north. ‘Tho cnemy now holds most of Gua's out tochop that ico| 72 2 She wee i Mf, He thinks he's « sublime cou: BR (unbelleving)—You look Girl 4 ‘ knit him eox, jn . Mod: rae hy i : high, Wha Partie r fi is : Mia tee KR you who put the wolkin an on de| "ination of a collar ad, a poster of/ though you've been crying, rls, when you nim ox, knit odern duels are conducted by ar- | heh. eve BLOSAS EUs AY, AN oe | “What's stirred you nis activity, | 7° i ceria ik Ml Sandow ar tallor’ eam! | al r — them the same siz that's the way /|tilery and generally result in catfine | mania, 4t is to be remembered that her Govern t | Ww hat’ i Ah 1 you tathis activity, | bum. I'll do it for 60 cents," andow and a tallor’s rosy dream!| D (wailing n dlstress)—These his fect are built.—Memphia Com-| and pistols for two.—Columbia (3. C.) | opposed the plan for a separate peace put forward by | may I ask?" sald Mrs, Ja “Oh, all right,” sald Mr. Jarr, not- Men liko that alwaya love to have| were such important plates and they mercial Appeal. State | the Russians. “What stirs me to everything about! so erat nis wife wasn't looking and | tein Portraits taken, 80 when Dean‘s| Just cleared In the hypo and one of eee eae a aeall hye aussie cance Bravery and self-sacrifice on tho battlefield are re- | thts house?” asked Mr. Jarr, “Woman, | "E (DAt BIS hi) Wat eine some Sif sent him @ camera, he tmmedi-|'em 1s blank because T forgot to pull Don't make s bad matter worm o| its also wall to took before the| waned with the Order of the Star of Roumanta, which ng done around he pa 2 Jt! tely got busy. Ho thinks It's going] t and one of ‘em just has my a man's better half that eves hislother fellow leaps.—Binghamton 3817 eth a | | chang | t fat Coot mepuliaasinbla Racers Bare waa established tn 1877, and Is also bestowed upon civil- | | to get him relieved of guard duty or| hand t—I must ‘a’ gotten it in peat a os voli. Ne ————— | ans Ses rae ere to th , n aes ope atone | pect mo to do every.| After Mr. Jarr got ba n extra dril or something, Anyh front the lens—and the third ono . 7 \t— of gold and ename ha ribbon of red and dine pr ts liolter at the Kitchen stove, he was| hey aepending on it hel, ‘a?! taken two er Lette Ts F rom the Pe 9o ple A newer order, dating from 1881, 1» the Order of th | eno et Mira srere a wate of Mrs. Jarr running excitedly SEDEENSAR: eh, 3h Sa GAR i » tt Seen Heat bio, Please limit communtcations to 150 words Crown of Roumanta. Its ribbon ta blue, with two atl | bei nat hes a Jarr ortly, rewhere ecnuse ca out with our come yo! ght « | - Claane Uttle credit! © (eager! hear ey cular] PAny mascot—the gout, you know— . |etripes, and both these orders have five classes a dit lit ‘ ‘ off witt (eagerly) —T hear he's a reguiar| Pany ! Asn Soldier Sees One Labor Problem.) Wants Farms for Soldiers Atter War. Ree hay Willd the traveled Halicans wh T'll give: you credit if youll hat tramp has run off with the |, Cher 3) 1 hhtr hes @ resular) with Capt, Eton ‘ad on it! ‘Te the Réher of he Reeniog Wor "Y. hyp The Brvning We a just and honorab aco ta signed, These little * Gertrude tix the clothes lines,” clothesline the bamme' 7 irs—a sort of hobby with him, if}, C#ptain (coming on them saddens oldier stationed at Camp] You call attention to the fact “that |Tations have never known peace; existence has heen Reamante—Ordee | afrs, Sarr Voxied, Vand die n't Inu finished.” | YF ' ; Bry bod evening. eey ly age pi Rc cls Ip dmepoheie eva, trained to via-lon unending struggle against two relentless enomies ot the see "Huh!" said Mr. Jarr contemptu-| “An, let him go,” said Mr. Jarr, | ye he ve = from the scene)=+ reading the ra From the) Srous outdoor life will come back| the Turk to the south und Austria-Hungary on the Bron andthe fougly, “can do It alone in ten min n alr of a moral hero, “that old ‘ ole column of your paper. Yast|home and are ase of the " 1@ in ton min- ar Ok - - - a week I saw a letter nuched mo.|take to country jife hat bette ce = = _ r no iwi sa ed nara i, [ins nd tamer re 2 Anch Ship of the D om n guard working for the|us» can be mate of the milioos ot! Nlawest Things in Scie Her sboht toh minuten/ Da worked [elton s bad net paid BD! nchoring a “Ship of the Desert \ Western Ii ow | furtous # nose and ears got re »w, if you had o stened to ieee nue Railroad about work- Hern Iand now in pos: ew g clence iE IS a eer mee esac (UO alata Abate B' AUSH of its peculiar swaying motion in walking, the camel hes nitions, I cam me on a@ allt Ch“ usdgr| A Ting to be worn on one finger by| A paper by 1 kitchen insidacccomld a m straightening | But Br, gare declined, He eaid tt b it a This title may also have some 1 as I was a conductor for of rallroads|@ person knitting regulates the ten-| * i en pa Ltor nee td a ity of the animal, time I met some of my old ' control of the | gt f th material use: garbage and facilitate its removal up every few to ease his tired | was time to go downtown n| . ae eet ead avare of ther t LOgvoaimain( oo ee ee : e 8 pack. And twice she saw him take| In the office that day his remarks whic h submite to pals, Each and every ono of them Rive 4 in| A thorough! orproof tel = ; S are great toad Pee ee tert ocaaiiaag ark ry and service of the| 4 ptretcher that can bo folded and] cablo that weighs only cote sphone | oft his gloves and watch the bilsters | about the working classes were more Man hi whieh ‘ 5 are ling to'live on rae (ns | ta th le seven pounds] growing from unwonte ‘thar stile. io! bad the women have taken the ate them, one Mundred and |cafried in a knapsack has been tn} to the mile ha Wwented th Eng. | we Suwonied work, ___ than oamat) = — for days at a ‘ime places er . mpl, all houses | vented by a Swiss a surgeon, land i ; sie eee They m nauctors|thoao deniring them at cost A restaurant chair baa beon A EXITA seats cartied oy airuae est lIving Woman x or drink preal hich means hin t he 1 want i a1 © t is ey no more |t! y t vented with a spring od iap-cot ot Hos at wesipey N the clty of Poson, in the German when Frau Dutklewltz was born, and h no more urg~ roan Caters end of the! b*! 1 loon under the seat to hold a man'é jnot in usc Sah province ‘of the same name, the a few yeara before Vol than a ship puard ki ‘ | % © 's | oldest woman in tho world is|gone to his long rest. Th would require trom ear nh al tha he b nt tunel bs gg eg etre Reece ie ra GRATE A Comp raat into wheeta,; A Russlan ums to have| about to enter upon the 14th year| Empire of to-day waa then © hands of ite back from r we will tind oursana } PEAR) OH ORBGE' nae heen lnyenses {5 3 forinaurliitiino electricity trawn from atsely| of her Mfo, uniesa death haa ov gation of petty, warr ; pilot Sc women, and be told jy way make our own | tation against heat and cold ysl | taken her sin receipt of the lat-| and the American Union had just been manner in Mhat o ased TARANTO ne f racy {sto givel 4. ss enonman ts the inventor of an —— | est news from that part of Bur She| born out of the travail of revolut which the drivers ; put moat of Han { P interest in tho) scctrie clock that runa without at-) War Savings Songs ta Brau Gretchen Dutklewits, and she) Three pele beep nga ble the camels , Rervice will be “et | the i sh Of Atmeritanelitonton @a lone a8 16 batters is tats {"Parier Biainpe | has #pent practically all he in| ninet fe $we a this 1 they stop for t \ be hard for] wilt the eoll and oreathe the dition. Pooket f ta Stampa, | Posen, She was a young woman when | woman haa seen, and within the com est is interest. em to find new wor one : good condt et full of ¢ eee ets tee, Navan @iit wice ne alr ot F own native land without eee | Lend it to your count | Napoleon and 1 ons swept like a| pass of hor Hfet!me @ new civilization 8, says Popular " tha n \ployer Nob a a ne t way bsentee landlords, on corla’ orthe 7 n ‘pt > a old man when they can get a young, |land speculate pits. oe, The world’s Saye he way, ee a en Ld War Fund grow. | conflagr yrope, and has|has sprung up in Europe and Am Sclenca Monthly, strong man, What is to become of| parasites for the right to do ® in Norway and Sweden, to a me De Sed « | \tved to see a similar catastrope ica, a civilization now in the balance, Shan éris 7 leon, yield eisai y do not de- the old railroad man and his family? ALEXANDER LAW tnt 190 miles above Arctio| o3° § t | ont? all t eer 1 + by the land which 7 ny orive PD) ng nd, simply double t, = #XANDI ad Will give you back ( gulf almost the entire civilized world.|and threate y lar k and tle one of the forelegs of the animals, go that - , BOLDUElty .. Becretary Tynan Upign, lag | circle, {Bariouad by four per conte. ool Se ‘ont |in from the | Prederiok tho Grows waa aul alive gave her binth ..— - ~~ 4 hae UR DUE FADnobmMoeve from the wale te