The evening world. Newspaper, February 18, 1918, Page 16

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Texan Guinan of New York and everywhere was driving her little fliv- ver along a street in the outskirts of Los Angeles recently when a street car passed her, In the car was her husband, reading @ newspaper, Throwing on full speed Miss Guinan drove her auto forward at twelve miles an hour and overtook the street | car. “Hey,” she yelled to the conductor. | “Stop your car.” | “What is it you desire?” he asked et car halted. my husband,” sang out exas, “There he sits on the back seat. Throw him out!" And Mr. Texas Guinan had to aban- don his comfortabie seat In the street car and bump along home in the fiivver : (Note -This story may sound far- fetched, but remember it came from Los Angeles) THERE AINT A THING ON TH’ BILL O' FARE” Fir To EAT! SAY! WoT KIND OF A DUMP 19 THIS “BEANERY” ANY WAY 2 HE USED 4 NEEDLE. 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