The evening world. Newspaper, February 2, 1918, Page 14

A A Ce RR = COMIC PAGE. Saturday, February 2 == — = <= / Now. IF You BAT ONE MORE PIFCE S OF CANOT, MOM wilt HAVE “TO SEND FoR THE DocTOR, J a - | per } LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” Bi Bis ; ; — 4 ‘About Plays —— ae ee She Should Have as Many Lives as a Kitten? “Dio You SAY IF MARY ATE ONE 6 Bike PIECE OF CANDY ‘You'd SEND FoR ONE DaCTOR 2 = > (WELL THEN You GETTER SEND FOR ABOUT WINE Doctsrs . and Players | play in its rewritten form ant t t ginal A, box now a musical comedy Toot.” Mr, Savage ts ‘ roducer Mis Kastern | Have a ny is t ‘ ® season noand he will tra t. Donald MaaDonald luding me of ihe tion wit} Tho | chorus pt ike place in Philade With a capitis Bite cast ke that there should be wothin’ toot.” ae KINGSLEY IS HUMANE. JOE’S CAR ter J. Kingwley, the talented, | [Rsernma iia tem Povunane oti y ercmce wena) - ~— = ha Titten a satirical poem er uted | The Critic Writes a Viay,” but be] . ; THis (S$ Gonna BE. will not permit it to be pub fear it might ruin the ca certain man BY WAY OF DIVERSION Closter friends you'd seldom strike; | not a trace of troubl . they jooked so much alike one wa double. If thore fell from off a limb apple or cherry, chance was, if tt fell to Jim, ‘nother fell to Jerry. v'ry day to district school off they'd | go together—rain or sunshine, warm or cool—any Kind of weather. Slip| away to fish or awim down below the ferry. Lickin’ likely waitin’ Jim, ‘nother one for Jerry. ‘Time went on; the youngaters grew to be self-sup- portin’ an’, as other fellers do, started in a’courtin’, Saw the Deacon, talked with hin ‘bout his daughter, M Had @ pleasant emile for Jim; * one for Jerry. Uivale from that very | jate for her love a’aeskin’. Friend ship turned to bitter hate; even stop: |+ ped a’speakin’, Each tn turn by moon- ght dim spoke of love to Mary. Had a negative for Jim; ‘nother one for Jerry. Montha went by; each nursed the hate that he bore tho other tilt | one day in autumn late Mary wed 3 another. Folks were glad she mar- ried him—-owned a Jersey dairy. Had « pitty look for Jim; ‘nother one for | lerry. N da vars going fo re tootin’. Full of fightin’ to the ked an’ took the ferry. Fel- gun for Jim; ‘nother one ‘ought the battles through somehow or other, Jim ONE OF “THEM “THERE, LISTEN ED = 1 WANTA “TELL You |} “Test cases! HE JOKE ON ME! THe OTHER { NIGHT 1 WAS OUT IN THE car AND-— HAH! Hau! Tins ts een] ~=y'ktow, wien Y'siteT From Low To SECOND? WELL 1 HAD "ER IN Low AND was SHIETIN’ OVER — WHEN BANG! WaH- Han! SAY—! uA HA uA — — Joe , THE BILL For “THaT Y'DIDNT FINISH WHAT CAME. ToDAY = (T was YOU WERE TELLING ME FIFTY Four Dearans! [ YSEE “THERES A ( PLACE HERE “TD ELL TH’ CONDITION OF MY MIND! 4 2 os! & DAWGONIT! ONE. QUESTION HERE How Y'GETTIN® ON WITH ‘YYouR “ARMY APPLICATION” SES LEAVE T BLANK IT B ‘ oF Your MIND HUH? he caught @ rifle ball; Jerry cwught apother, On the field, ‘neath etar- light dim, thoughts came fast of Mary, Jerry murmured: “Sorry, dim!’ Jim said: “Sorry, Jerry!" When next morn at breuk of day came the sun a’creepin,’ on the fleid 1wo soldiers lay, aide by side, a’sleep- no’. After comrades sung @ hymn, squad detailed to bury dug a shaller hole for Jim; ‘nother one for Jerry. “OVER THERE” IN SIAMESE. “Over There,” George M. Coban's War song, bas been translated into Siamese. ‘The chorus goes Waren 1 Wappen n Welot fiem! Alu te tain, Weppuck glam, ‘aun, Hoppe puny @ocbe. Bowie tale Wavvof alata! VIVIAN IN THE HUB. George Vivian, acting in “What's + me Your Husband ‘Doing?’ in Bostoa,| GRINT JE QE ‘hk haa turned post. 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