The evening world. Newspaper, June 22, 1917, Page 18

De tees te ne COMIC PAGE “'S'MATTER, POP?” lasts NOTHING ! ™ WoRTH More THAN A MILLION, DOLLARS Mysere is probable that on next Wednesday afternoon the United Managers’ Protective Association and the Actors’ Equity Assocta- tion will reach an agreement whereby @ standerdized contract. covering the employment of actors will be adopted by the managers. At that time a com- mittee of managers, composed of Maro Blew, Alf. Hayman, Sam H. Harris and Lee Shubert, will meet Francis ‘Wilson, Edwin Arden, John Cope and Stewart, representing the uity. These committees met last ednesday in the New York Theatre | my a and talked for two hours. | 3 w presided. So satisfactory ‘were the results of the discussion that is freely predicted the contract will pM gd yee at next Wednesday's » Wi the managers and the actors probuny won't be ay anxious 1 ‘ "Copyright, 1917, Press Publishing On (. ¥. Kvening World) ‘actors probably won't be so anxious to oe tenet newest | OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE By Clifton Meek BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | Hier Neen hs SRO TRAE g a Liewellyn was a pampered son. His mother wouldn't let him work. Sabor had he ever done, nor knew he @ares that often irk. His father's was One for him; it bought im clothes and cigarettes, and so this youth grew pale and slim and ran up lots of senseless debts, One day they drafted him to go into the army and, oh my! for mother ‘twas | an awful blow, for she was certain he would die. But go he did and she,, forlorn, in anguish waited for her won. | She knew an ambulance some morn | be would bring him back a ekeléton, A | year went by and one fine day a @trapping youth stepped through her door. * , here 1 am," she heard | fhim say. Her boy was manly to the! core. i400 caught her up and neld her) tight. Then whiln the mother’s eyes) grew dim, she offered thanks in real | delight that war had made @ man of | dim. | THE WIRES WERE CROSSED. | ; We dropped in Harry Von Tilzer’s| music house to see Meyer Cohen, the| manuger, As we Wok @ seat the tele-) vnoge rang. | “Excuse me a moment,” said Meyer. | Then in the phone he shouted: “Oh, » Martin, Yes, I've got just the! @ong for you. its called, ‘i Don't) Know Where I'm Going but I'm Way.’ Listen—hbere’s the chorus: | ith that Meyer sang the chorus) Copyright, 1911, Wrese Publishing Ce. (N ¥. Rvening Worl) of a patriotic song ending with, “How's that?” “That song may be all right,” re- plied a woman's voice, “but 1 want to iknow when you're going to send my sausage up.” EL CT AS wuBiaie | that Central" | was ‘6 comment a: ul up u “6 wor rectiver. hice ony: Home ost Neat a" TO STAGE “IN AND OUT.” ENHER “TROW THAT OLE CIGAR DANGONIT=T STAND WoT WUT uate f? ; I CAN FALL DOWN Edgar F. Stern's novel, “In and AWAY OR Go DOWN - STAIRS LIKE A BURGLAR "ROUND LAND Soaked ID ' Out,” is to be staged by A. H. Woods IN “TH! KITOHIN’ AN! @mone! “WIG CABINS CANTY CALL wer i “TH FRONT STAIRS before fall. He bas obtained the dra- YAINT GONNA @MoKE, UP MY MY LIFE ME OWN oR va Like “Ta KNOW 1 ’ Set ae ora NEW CURTAING AN’ PILL ASHES NUYHIN' I BaWLED OUY ) Youre UP To Now? : \F I WANT To! WHEN CHAPLIN REGISTERED. ON “WA RUG ! Now BEAT IT AN! 1X Lo CROES-EYED J Charlie Chaplin, who draws down Ne WORD OUTA Yu? —HENPECK" ‘ATR ME eerie 6,000 @ year ay a film star, register- = Nctnsentas neal — 4 under the M é " ‘The clerk didn't nize him under Le full name—Ch. 8s Spencer Chup- s * he demanded. aid Chaplin, Huh!" came from the clerk. “It'll be @ good thing for some of you film actors if the Government drafts you, Then you'll be able to eat regular.” 1 Gossip, ‘ Lee Shubert bas gone to New Ha- ven to see “Wanted, an Alibi!" Kuy Kendall, actor, singer and barefoot dancer, has replaced Quentin | Tod in “Love o' Mike.” “Business Aen eae ' ‘The management of MMy Lady's : =, . ° | i Xp 7jane ; Glove” has ordered a ton‘of candy for 7 Pi: c Sut i the troupe to throw in the audience “ when Vivienne Segal sings her “can. | ¢y number,” | Pe ee Pe ee Se a at “a Ina Claire will have a small play- 7 See ately ones tones PAY; _ Joe Must Have Thought He Was Driving a Camel! Cross fete near Westport to-mor-| = - <csnanie row. David Belasco has promised to! stage the show. | A. H. Woods will join his wife in} Pittsburgh to-day and accompany her back to New York in her auto. Mrs, Woods motored West’ recently |FTEEN” Wrong War Garden! EMPTY RADIATORS MEANS ) ~ NOW LEMME “TELL YA } EMPTY POCKETBOOKS ¢ Joe, L KNEW SUMTHIN Tue BEEN CULTwatinG (EMO BSS Yan Be eaching tutta : | YGCTTA HAVE OIL GAS AN’ : WAR, AN, ACRE FOR A Lous e Henderson Playe H y AS WRON rf | : D te ' . Ce = OW SES pan tarpeerans Divere.wit site| | | WAS WRONG BY “THe Cent | WATER THER 'em Gown’! Anon Ce re set row in ihe Country Life Exposition {Wat \T SME LLED 1) i Y'QAN'T RUN JEM ON “THEIR i ‘ \ FOOT ONIT EITHER ! at Grand Central, They will offer a ae ae f 4 ‘aes if Tim TORN OS HONCES Playlet calle! “The Man Who Did Not| | - ae \ REPUTATION! WATER'S - § E S i CNY Ey Priabce AND nderstand,” and another entitled.) |/ 4. ) i SS P BUT y! eulons | “The Way to Marry." | |{ CANT we CHEAP BUT Y'AINT Gor om = ~| GO Homt \— —-— ENOUGH IN THERE FOR ASKS ME How ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Vin cr wisten){ 2 - SOIR A CANARY BIRD! — | \PREVENT Blowouts! Ward—Joe Stanley announced he | | t I TOLD Y SO DAD BIRDS 2 wou married to- ; : : ‘ : MeDonnell— Your song te a work of 8 BuT OF Soli : A] MOW LISTEN art, but you'd better keap your b 1a, , if you've got one. . ‘ea al Re ial KNEW! ! SAY! AN GEN : _ { * AN Wi A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY “ ) | Me DiD Y'LasT PUT Oscar Golly of Roundhouse, Ky. RE? 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