The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1917, Page 14

f ofthe) snaaee ae es oh Frening World Daily Magazine f Willie Doesn’t Know Where They're Going, but He Knows They’re on Their Way! By C. M. Payne , COMIC PAGE "MATTER, POP?" “Fors Little MAN STUDYING PRINCIPAL THING i Youve NoTticep A bdamalabadl Tour PeoPie and. Players By BIDE DUDLEY EATRICE ALLEN, life the wife of land, has been Heading role in Arthur 1 néw musical play, “Furs Heretofore Miss Allsn he Known chiefly as a dancer, merstein recently ¢ ant her Ing and made the discovery that really has o vorce. So in “Furs S84 Frills’ the young woman will Warele several pumbers right out, ) and wr manager says be is willing * to wager a pewter dim will be @ feveiation, Mr. d's first ‘wife, by the way, was Grace Wier, who, upon being by divorce, married Mr. Hammerstein. MISS HOUSTON TO MARRY. John Drew and his “Major Pen- @ @ennis” company are back on Broad: way, having closed Saturday night) The Door Was Off Its Trolley; Now in St. Paul. Jane Houston of Mr. | Drew's support will sail svon for don to be married to an English | 2 RE > y officer now at the front. | ead | t OUR OWN POPULAR SONGS. | Now, Grande wes ¢ quiet man who lived war | Re acs mca aim | ons Su bet pag ia Take aah eon, tld do po harm. howe and mowed tbe it for the train, H standing on ‘he car | trecks Me 5 wale oie iad, "Cook outt"* with aught ‘main, CHORUS, 7 Grandes didn't know : ei} ghout him care, sod ’ My gum, it's im feared tat 1'il get diaxy Daron rade Its ot ne very crvmiled section BBB poor Grandpa surely loomed 6 ting oF two, | ACCORDING TO B. BROWN. A prise-fite are a dancin’ match be- twene Battlin’ Levinsky an’ somo | thir guy who never nocks nobody Mi It onlie lasts ten rounds ginrully, | ' it it oftin seems much longir to the | rdience. If it doan't go the limit the | nm Inner are Benny Leonard who's! ee ’ to war if he doan’t fergit about | Prise-titing is a grate eddycatur. uit tes, ae it maid Jim Corbett the best story- on the vaudeville stage an’ it) ed Jess Willard how to grab a tld West show. One nite my fathir, ™~ nery Brown, went to a fite. When “ he hi he sa » othic: 7” a AT . 5 5 ol fowellia, 1 big to prise-fite.” HENRY HASENPFEFFER Talking Won’t Convince “Jake.” ; bs ih pas " says my mothir, ant Es = . . : DAKE DUBBING’ 16 BUT Y’'GOTTA Give” dake” P eee one Young Gale | A BooB- HES OLD FASHION CREDIT THES A CONVINEIN' sgh WHY “Ve BEEN “TRYIN’ Aaya epaiey Bowe un Live tvimpag ever ain Leal FoR A WEEK “To CoNVINGE By : IN' —~AS A “TH FATHEAD “THAT ny fathir, ‘ . " jecawee,” says my mothir, “I gut | belt | 9-day MAKES A SOSRMBNT ‘ADVERTISIN’ PAYS" BUT mockout blow for you. To-day I but WHICH Does'NT ConvINc! \ HE WONT LISSEN “To poss for woo, hundrid bucks. Did EVERYONE “THAT pep Met t ; ig eu yme at the prise. | ream ela thot I did,” says my fathin “but IRONG @ Taint so dang sure about it now.’ y - , [grinned and my fathir says to me: - i “You go to bedd or I'll kick you so J » = HiToHe x - | fur you'll git loansome comin’ back "0. K.," 1 says, _ Gossip. The run of the Barrie plays at whe Bmmire will close Saturday night, P . 8. Bentham becribed for $10,000 worth of Li ou're in Love » played to-night at the Casino f the benefit He Hears Too Much of It as It Is! y fathir, “onlie s : n Old Ken- e — tubky,”” ts So far none ‘ o . ae: | : ; ; bas conta! 4 pickaninny band A postal card, just in, reads: “Fred Teiverton is now playing the Part in the sketoh ‘What Happs ; @t Noon Thanking You.’ ” | {Wallis Clark has Kone to Milwaukee | pees ay cA? TED DY tact in a repertoire company extab- | ” 4 % ere ehe will ar with the Robins | ay remy “fh . ; a Mayers in y entitled “Anna- mel Lee.” Dowtina op “(THE New "Boat" 4 4 rene Bentley will return to the | IES, AND MY WIFE SAID a Stage next season in “Rambler Rose,” — pf Ste Sanderson-Cawthorn piece. | Sf RNAWIRE wove Dar7. aA AE Ay WAWC To Por (A t: { INHER WAR GARDEN POTATO VINES BECAUSE A LITTLE TIME WORKNG@ ba | ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, ‘\ Because OUR LOT'S SHE COULDN’T FIND AN WITH THOSE. ATO VARS 2 You'll h ©) HE SAID PoTaToes}) POTATOES OW'EM Sol HAD wt FBT, PFA TO DIG ONE UP AND SHOW =={ ONLY GROW IN HILLS Ly MER THOT THE SPUDS GROW UNDERGROUND! THEYRE THE CIMT, ANT THEY ? START BEARING BEFORE ( BEFORE DINNER | THEY CL ONG Now AND I waar ie } A) Frohman auditor, Empire Theatre, «an give you the data | & THOUGHT FOR TO- Day. In the Finjin Empire, which is full oi «Of bloodthirsty cannibals, it In dane Berous to be stuck for the drinks. DR. 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