The evening world. Newspaper, November 20, 1916, Page 14

aoeenagn : = = . - — — - {some pact] Bening World Daily Magazine And We Thought That She Was Smiling at Us! “'S*MATTER, POP?” “ABOUT Plays and Players By BIDE DUDLEY | «NIGHT at Yonkers the “Mid- Tees Frolic” show that pre- coded the present one will be- come @ vaudeville attraction. been obtained by Margaret Iving as & etarring vehicle for herself. As It was presented atop the New Amater- | dam Theatre it was not « starring vehicle for anybody, so old doctor Tommy Gray was called in and he wrote the show a book. Felix Adler aad Paul Frawley will be in the com. pany and there will be twenty pretty girls, The original musical numbers, written by Gene Buck, Dave Stamper and Louis Hirsch, have been retained, se have some of the coatwnes and scenery, Ned Wayburn, who staged | it originally for Mr, Ziegfeld, haa pro- | duced it for Miss iving, The show is to play @ preliminary tour out @f the city and then come to the U, B. O.| houses if all goes well. Mr. Gray will be in the audience at Youkers to-night, which fact in itself sbould be an inducement for the Lonkers people to attend the show, CASINO GETS ANNA HELD. Anna Held, in her new musical (< piece, “Foli@w Ae,” produced under || 4 Shubert direction, will begin an en- eagement at the Casino Nov. * Flora Belle," now at the Casino, wiil wove to the Forty-fourth Street, LITT@E ALICE 18 A CUTEY. No doubt, Mr. and Mrs, iReader, you've beea wondering what has be- come of Philip B. Dooner, our West Ninety-seventn Street poet. Pnilip ad blood-poison in his writ and had to forego provokiu for two weeks, Saturday, SweneD - or [yer THe, md THWweLtreD +e wut AT A Precder stow AN’ THA LADY ON *THA THWREEN LooteD| RIGHT AT HIM AN’ TOWED AN THMILED, TwWITHE e Conve 114, Prone Pun oo 6 HENRY LooKiT HERS 4 MR, SQUIRT — Youve BEEN Comin’ O See , PO pte MY DRoGetTe Caen FoR SEVERAL —~ Years Mow! HASENPFEFFER Being the Romance of a Poor Young Man Who Wess Slow on the Trigger! Ox Yen wre ae | A LONG “TIME. “16 Be L -ER-W-W= | BURNIN’ MY CAS ANT WELL -AHEM: MONOPOLIZIN’ TH’ PARLOR! | weWeLL SIR (OW MAN “To MAN = ) WANNA KNOW SES SWOT WIN Es ae oS > es | = AM AIMING TO MARRY Your | (aman?) a q e ‘BOT SIX 2 WELL DANGONIT, DN NTHNK ITS “BouT Time THAT you FIRED ? ( . 4 In Which the Hero Takes One Look—and Then Legps! FRAZEE NOT TO Quit. H. H. Frazee isn't going to com- pletely abandon the theatrical busi- ees to its fate, after all, Although he will be pretty busy looking after his baseball team, the Boston Ameri- sans, he intends to produce & ouple of plays in January. in the a! ume, however, he may sell hie “Noth - ing but the Truth” production. He doesn't want to be bothered with a theatrical success during the Christ- Ayer “GEE FLOOEY, DAS PRETTY TELEPHONE GOIL BANE FURT wit ME veM a ee ALK TOMR HENE et Nn Kane AN TAKE HER. ON’ % LUNCH AY TANKE F LOOEY ann AXEL iN Hated Rivats” when @ preponderance of evory man's thought leans toward old Kris Kringle BY WAY OF DIVERSION, When Mister Bad Habit drops in| for # call look out that he doesn't de- | d up bis trunk, his house. | all and with you forever | e's always out seeking « Permanent home, so don't you be| cordial with him, Just let him con- nue to seek and to roam, Be co! blooded, impolite, grim. Bad Hal 4 wise one. He's pleasant to meet, , He'll work him into your heart. | le His smile is alluring. You'll think it | & treat to know him, so smooth is his rt. You'll find him obliging; in fact, | he's @ prince. 1 warn you he's full of deceit. That he's a great faker’s beon proven long since. And now I must 0 home and eat, THE NUTTS ARE AT OUTS. { THE REAL HARDSBH |. OME men were excav. for a { cellar in Columbus ama the } ' t Jeff Nutt, comedian, is not speaking to his wife, Mrs. Elvira Nutt, these days, He recently told her that smoking was killing him, The next dcy she put her arms around his neck | and said: “Jeff, dear, I've decided on what I'l) ive you for Christmas.” “What?” he ask “Some nice cigars,” said Mrs. Nutt. Right there be broke off diplomatic relations. CENTURY'S RECORD CRACKED, Under the heading of “No Argu- ment,” the following note comes to us from the Hippodrome: “The Hippodrome did its customary week-end trade on Saturday, playing fo over $11,000 at the two perform ances of ‘The Big Show." Since the Hip's show is musica) an appropriate comment would be: “Century press department write!” OUR OWN MINSTRELS, please ive it up. Tell us why Charles E. Hughes ty like Jeas Wilard. “Because he bas refused to take the count.” Interlocutor — Good evening, Mr. Tenbo! 1 hear your brother has be- core a decorator. Tambo—Yes. He spends bis time painting the town. Interlocutor — Archih our peerless tenor, will ballad success jue Rink and Shi G Helen Barnes has succeeded Vivian Wessel] in “Nothing But the Truth.” 4 Eva Puck have a new playlet by Edgar Allen Woolf called “The Song Hit." They're at the Colon- fal. A special matinee performance of “Pollyanna” will be given at the Hud- won the day after Thanksgiving for e@chool children. Jane Ware haa a leading role in the “Rolling Stones” company which goes to the Coast. She used to be in “Texas.” “Girls Will Be Giris" will have its fret Re rrmanee to-night at the Lyr- ic, Philadelphia. FOOLISHMENT. WV i ater Zoe ash ns, mew, ea tie fotissnent lay No toaster to eat ag be dard tern’ FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Potatoes are going up.” ae ee that fewer of them 4 Highnote ts —— S AN ELECTION BET, AND HAS TO RIDE THE WINNER AROUND IN A WHEEL BARROW HE DOESN'T MIND THE HUMILIATION - ENEN THAT FAM OUS FUNNY(P) PRANK OF* PULLING THE CHAIR FROM UNDER YOU, COULDN'T GET BUY~ WHEN HIS SWEET- é HEARTS LIL BROTHER POURED WATER IN | HIS HAT. HE WAS AS SORE AS A WET HEN ! HERE ARE THE WIS BUNCH AROUN? } LIM!T THEY THINK OF THE Sy { FUNNIEST THINGS J 4 ponents ——— 4) Nei ry cs a AND WHEN HE FALLS ASLEEP AT «THES, CLUB, AND THE BOYS DECORATE HIS FACE WITH BURNT CORK HE TAKES IT GOOD NATUREDLY fi (Px Om a 3 NO MATTER WHAT STUNTS THEY'D PULL ON HIM. HE'D NEVER ONCE LOSE HIS ground was hard where they were working. They had @ team of mules hitched to # plough an@ one jman handled the reins while another | swung on the plough handles and trieq to guide. ‘The afternoon was hot, the mules were lazy, the ground seemed to get harder and barder, and the mea tolled away, inwardly bolling. On porches in every direction women eat and fanned or elsy busied themselvon with fancy work, “That ground’s pretty hard," sug. wesied @ passer, Who had plete B watched Yhe Work for @ few minutes. he man at the plough glanced at the driver. The latter seemed about to explode because o* }too much pent nodded in the drives “That ain't the worse part of it,’ explained. “You see there are many women sitting on these porch « around here that he can’t cusp his mules."Indianapolis News, RARE INTERVAL, HILE @ certain Scotch minister was conducting religious ser- | vices in an asylum for the insane one of the inmates cried oute emotion. rection, turned to th T stop speaking?” er replied: No, no; s along, gang along; that will n pen again. ‘That man only has one lucid moment every seven years.”—Christian Herald Auouson BAaLtroom Broadway at 166th St. LONDON TAPS AND ALL OTHE NEWEM DANCES ‘Teusht, by Qualified Instructors “tvaies Qn Gentlemen Xe the AUDUBON BALLROOM Open TE OTS Botan, PRIVA SONS 8 Lewone Mallee Chinen | heat