The evening world. Newspaper, November 18, 1916, Page 8

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VOLUME 57 ‘Ww 85 20,178 «NO. “OUT OF ABUNDANCE.” N UNUSUAL Thanksgiving Proclamation this year 1s upon the duty of Americans to think of sufferings of the nations at war, and of th and significant feature of the President's the stress it lays the struggles and peoples uy whom wart has brought disaster without choice or possibility of escape.” Our people could tn no better way show their real att! tude toward the present struggle of the nations than by con tributing out of their abundance to the relief of the suffering which war has brought in its train That the people of the United States need the reminder cannot) be denied. The country’s unprece has not yet} reached all classes. But nobody needs to be told that while the indus- trial stimulus has been working down to permanent, underlying strata, individuals and corporate interests in the United States have been amassing profits that must be counted in hundreds of millions, profits) 0 large that economic history hardly knows their parallel, profits which to a very considerable extent have cowe straight from the de- mands and needs of distracted Europe Yet the fact remains that, out of this inflowing wealth, the con- tributions of Americans to all European sufferers do not reach| $35,000,000. While war-drained England and France were finding $240,000,000 for Belgian relief, penceful and prosperous Amerien squeezed out $12,000,000. The Sceretary of the Permanent Blind Relief War Fund recently reported that “after six months of hard,| unremitting toi] in the United States we have collected a paltry) $225,000.” Paderewski reported $60,000 as the pre s of a series; of musical performances ia New York and Chicago, “whereas at a single performance given by Melba in Melbourne $70,000 was) gathered.” There are few places where the prosperity of the United States) fs more in evidence just now than in this city. Every day hundreds of people are turned away from great hotels already filled to bursting, with visitors whose money secms to roll in upon them faster than| they can get rid of it. Every night the restaurants, cafes, theatres and expensive supper places are jammed to suffocation, Every morn- ing the jewellers’ and dressmakers’ shops are steadily busy taking orders. | Wall Street enjoys its usual rake-off from good times, the only difference being that this year the brokers see the prospect of such prodigious avalanches of moncy over the investment and speculation counters that they are fairly dizzy with their own good luck Plenty of thanksgiving among the prospe New York! Only it takes the form of spending—not giving If only the spenders of this city were thoughtfully to read the President’s Proclamation and put their hands in their well-filled| nted prosperity rous in By Helen Rowland Coprright, 1918, by The Prewe Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), She Says There 1s No Infallible “System” for Love-Game. 667 THERE goes a man,” remarked the Widow, as she bowed coldly across | her coffee cup at an immaculate and well set-up chap in evening dress, seated beside a stunning young woman at a near-by table, “who fancies he has discovered the ‘way to win @ woman's heart,’ as the sob writers put it” “Where? How?" exclaimed the Bachelor eagerly, “Lead me to him! The Widow laughed and shook her head. “It wouldn't do you any good,” she assured him cheerfully, “He has a ‘method,’ Mr, Weatherby. Just as if there wore any Infailible ‘system’ for winning at games of clange, like love or roulette! The man with a ‘method’ always loses in the end, or at the big psycholog- ical moment, He may win in a hundred little flirtations and eentimental skirmishes; but when the one real Woman arrives on the acene he invariably overplays— and finds himseif bankrup IAPS," suggested the Bachelor, “that Ing’ too long | ju know.” | agreed the Widow, “that Is one reason, He fritters his timo and money and sentiment away until he nasn’t any left. But the chief r | that love is NOT a game, after all think it | ean't be ‘won'—or even ‘lost.’ Love case may be, That is the great ac looks, or forgets, or doesn't sec. He ‘ because he goos on ‘play- It’s always the export swimmers who are drowned, uthough so many peop) is something that Just et that ‘the-man-with-a-method may win a lot of women inter imiration, or even their kisses. But when it comes to a woman worth win., ning, he will suddenly find that all hia ‘methods’ and theories and bas off tricks are nothing but stumbling blocks that confuse and annoy him, and actually prevent any real understanding between him and her. No mutter \ how sincere he may be, he is so cover d with a coutin of artificiality and filled with pos that no woman will believe "i “Tell me,” pleaded the Bache jor, “what alwaya wanted to know what a ‘method’ is, anyway! “Well,” began the Widow, counting off on e caves {man pose; the madly infatuated, ‘perfectly which some men begin by ‘rushing’ a girl, That dazzles m ae at first; because most women are at heart intensely roman y one of them ls looking for a daring, dash young Lochinvar And there is the ‘deeply-devoted-Sir-Walter-Raleig bose, niost effective with intellectual, |tmaginative women 6é ND there is the ‘lonesome’ appealing, ‘Oh,-if-1-could-only-find-a- sympathy and matern | Posseasive, ‘I-am-your-lord inal des 1 tender nd-master’ px ‘6 of a woman to be bossed and beaten And there is »peals to asterful, ne aborig-, And there ts the’ | noble, ‘I, ike-care-of-you-Li ' wt | hard-working, tired, capable business girl fee just Nke put @ man's shoulder and doing the ‘clinging vine’ act for And there ie”. ‘Stop! Stop! Wait a moment,” begged the Rache! pencil and beginning to scribble notes on his cuff. * |me!” |_ “But they AREN'T any good—except to a philanderer,” aMirmed the | Widow positively. “And even he becomes so m after a while that his poso loses its effect on any woman over tw swadays, every girl |1s born with her eyes Wide open; and any woman with more than two brain cells can spot a pose as far as she can a toupé, and see through {t as easily | as through a lace curtain, 66TD ESID two people are ‘on the his lead 1 good to same wire they will be just and the needle And if a woman is n yo 1 all that time land energy working up an artificial eer it ast and te not | worth ha 4 which, after a while, will spoil your capacity for any real sentiment? as foolish us playing with a box of matches when you might jbe building a comforting on No hearth “Perhaps,” agrecd the relor tentativ “But how in the wortd did | you discover all these ‘methods’ in your shor Widow sighed softly and dropped her lashos. Dh well,” she admitted, “I have a little ‘ 1’ of my own, dear doy, by which T apply the acid t nan-with-a-im 1 “An acid test!" repoated Huchelor itled. “Wh-what ts it? “Oh, don't worry,” sa a: his coat sleeve and smiling réassuringly, “You've PASSED a pockets, what a fund could be forthcoming for the homeless and starving across tho Atlantic! To flush New Yorkers who are trying w find In the calendar a chance to celebrate four New Year's Eves in honor of 1917 we offer this The Jarr Family _ By Roy L. MeC ircell | Copyright, 1016, by The I'rese Publishing OF ¢ knew his cars were all over the, particularly profuse outbursts of Wilson, who wears no whiskers, the Copyright, 1916, by The Press PubMehing Co, (The New York Evening World). suggestion: Cut out one and give the cost of that night's champagne to ties Se eee ug tho} Western country, like grasshoppers. | whinkers to get tangled with the redecined whiskerless West chose the| ¢ gery uk Stanloys aro going {0 of paying her bills with tt she rush war-stricken women and children who lack bread, | ie Ppallinar a convincing | NOW, in running @ Ford car the speed gear shifts and foot brake, to the) wh nan.” I move,” sald Mrs, Jarr.yoff and buys a lot of foolish things ———__-4- ___— reason why President Wilson i: reelaied A the ingens whieh neue oe their om rs. peor oa POT ar Mrs. 8 anley told me im A or int dg it to people, so she says; for, received such an overwhelming vote ae . Hn -_— al ee = ig Li = _ Teen ate ghee Lid she just couldn't stand the paspleua |e ness knows, she never lends me GREAT LUCK FOR THE FIJIS. cut in the remote prairie and mowns) 9100) “on. face of aman of medium| is a sensible man, W UT why d Hust EO ree roe meet Pe Viaprt oepeneettep atin Hl ; nV he 7A tain States,” size is well above tho atecring wheel| that hia whiskers iad ieteerplirteyirinereed ae simdeapigielnnnng ings ivaneytenl blbgmbedlausalpasian tga. 4. 00. HE news that Theodore Roosevelt is to visil the Fiji Islands “Wait the. reasona that nave. been #9 18 weil above the steering wheel| that hia whiskers were ¢ is licked?” asked the bead OF the floor or hammer on the steam Know in @he never pays anything, and . Nae ‘d, and an has tol} with his «uto:nobiling p oy, but, as a matter of fact, those; then she gets the blur this winter will be hailed with nation-wide enthusiasm, Not] advanced,” replied the aeinah MAM) stoop over, The inhabitants of our | his whiskers. ‘his act rh ¥ panied. he laundry | Clete erey tees bea the Iempa, It AVS | Bycu DUE Rhen RELI cette ee sitinnal ' 1 : ‘ “had some slight effect on the re- ae diya tii va aap | Da nary | children of hers arg ApH, ! when the bill collectors come that the Colonel is not a liv and entertaining neighbor! suit, put those seeking for the real Wy saiern MANY are ubove the aver \¢ a CU fo hasan! a nan, “is because he has a legal) there were any!” ,|{#ound and she has to put them off, when at home. But he is never a purer and more innocuous source) reason haven't given the matter] “800 UCIRM ‘hac eapalasate IARI EL ok ae aeics ne Or ieee the: can ter secant la Arne Ie sven Us) &| iN worse than, our, 1 gues | Why lan't she more: sesiaible of joy to his fellow-countrymen than when he goes poking into odd| enough thought to reach the reltable| 0 : we the reay H ace. snd eyes. when te: he car} good indication of what would! gaiq Mr r “We I'm sure L don't know,” remarked ) } un I £ ip ‘The underlying reason ia| ‘ke the new chauffeurs long to find| in high in a stiff breeze, have ned had Mr. Hughes been! ayout ours from the nel Mr. Jarr, corners of the earth to discover things that will astonish them | Henry Yord jout that their whiskera were serl-| “The outcome was that aa the/president when the Lusitania was| w«; must say you are v¢ “Hut you'd laugh tf you were to * 1 . A ously erfer! " 0 oth abl ol ning utomobil: aus ” . Me if i" Cannibal isles are not what they used to be. Missionaries and] "No, it waan't Honry'e advertising| OUY Interfering with the smooth) habit of owning automot unk mentary to your children!” ren hear Mrs. Rangle advising her," eon i . , ) fe See a taay operation of their cars, Said whis-|the West gradually became quite| “\Wnhon the great wave of indigna 7 Unued Mrs, Jurr, “The tdea o 4 school teachers have rubbed off the glamour, ‘The Colonel will per cain sn eer the people of the Wen| Rm Were always Ketting tangled up| whiskerless, — And na between | swept over the country Mr.| Stitaaiey lost a lot of money on the! Rangio giving « : rppeey noe form a rea) service if he will beat around in the bush and maybe turn Nan 1 up their minds, It was| With the gas lever and the spark! Hughes, who not only wears whiskers! yjucnes would have remained calm! election, Tu Maybe the | thing! The way en etre + ame out henge | c ny a t co! 01 bu arts « i a comb, an y . ! - i ane a up a man-eating tribe or two that has 1 andpnpered its war clubs} the prevalence in the Weat of the| ‘ever end 1 was not uncommon for but parts them with a comb, ar a firm, Ee would have conceded | are moving to @ che 46") man Rangle carry on and waste all ae eye nd the Fijis are full automobiles manufactured by My.) nothing. To the clumors of citizend| gogted Mr, Jarr. the money he ma I've told he: into baseball bats, Anyhow un nd the Fijis are full of oui ; lusking him to get a move on he| "yer, who's to blame?” sald Mrs.) thousand times, “"W a told Nar creeping, crawling, bounding and fly ws Unpatiently waiting to! po get at the facts in this con-| |! Dollars a nd Sense | Would have returned the silent dig-| Japp, “He might have known that he) Why aro you soft enough to t Fredy ars € . . ' conse ‘ A . . Perk- to Delis be named; and the rivers there are as doubtful as any Brazil can show,| nection it 18 necessary to go back| || nity that becomes hi: #0 wall. dnd) woulg lose! Didn't. young Mr. Bark [him when ho saya that he 1s going | inally he Would have announced. his ME! to put the Tf any man can be trusted to y uth Sea Island news a new] the days before automobiles out-| | By HU. J. Barrett position, He would have said that | ington warn him (ime and {2 Put the money in the bank? Put os mi ; 7 ' r uinbered prairie dogs in the States cre still ned a doubt that the | again?” ; ae t in the bank yourself, T saya, ‘and punch” that man is the Color just country 31 west of the Missouri River, In thone . ; . i : Lusitania w torpedoed, even) phat's the young Perkingt nner | ven you'll know it's e!* Rut all great political service by helping it to what Was up to it to| days whiskers abounded in astontsn-| Are You Working Yourse'f Into the [\'* fact ine manne? ehiok | ae Note He would have, fe thaene Oe to be married next month, isn't | she does 14 to geotd, but lets him keep avoid. He deserves a bully vacation Phere js 28 profusion In that section of our Poorhouse? posed te first principles of effl-| quired positive proof and would| asked Mr. Jarr. nei Tare land) tie his money and wast ust the same! 5! 1 y belove mmonwealth, | cheney kes yor ic 18 long as} ha eu na ve ri “Yes,” replied Mrs. arr: "ane | Bh As ba Imost h always an extra heartiness in wishing T. R. a : acl Y v y 1 monwealt les ANY # man worked himself, © t lakes you twic oi mn ae Hane SUR ted th vith ty tania be Yes, rap a alee Ao lear ‘ 1 almost as the Stryvers, 1 s beea Imost invariably the ruralist al- | : SSSA HBA Iie ild to WAI on a oilatomars Lock i taised 8G lowed ‘ayer here §9 mother carries 0} | r Stryver doesn't waste hi of the certainty there will be so 1 to hear about when he gets| lowed his whiskers unrestrained PEER Ee an eohs poltaalll 6 SARE NOIR Fag CHI RIAN Oey CANIM IRR HAG ORE SGD and the girl he 1s golng to MArFY 18) money—ho has plenty,” aald Mr, Jar codom except o y cole y me ” , ‘ very e 1—everybody spea “O) ye ° s rare H back. f fasadiy mt my $y ba an ; ilieraa said a prominent] "1 tho Kecond place, you've taken | Could Begin at Home. a var AY et pap ema lae ne Yee, be has plenty!” replied winter, when he often stuffed then A ve Nn » your clerks hey ell of her! a a “But instead ‘y ‘ O8% through his duties in we ad of bein, ee linia ay eunava na hei tena | whol r Whos 6 a k prices of half the »@ 80 foolish! sensib nc * into @ gunnysack and buttoned his} connection with a commission which 1 Run eanetan y inter-| ¢¢] SEE.” said the head polisher, | mothers can be so Tarai aladnad | nsible about it they spend it In coat around the 1 saw a man's! : sre pei Bir ap Kea + wMrs, Perkinson should be gin |trying to get Into society. What's this young Chauncey Depew says about there whiskers catch fro in w store in| ke to ald thore re padre Pee labout ope baae an ‘ y aUibe that Vincent Astor ha nts going to marry a nice KI"-lof Mrs, Stryver giving a hee Bhakespcare's > “ie a hreatened with disaster, has an in- | Abou Os. » ¢ started to Ame 801 ob. | iving dinner partie: being no lively old men in Shakespeare's day North Platte, Neb. one bitter winter | tyne Reet eee agniera wane |Aenel rstocked on many (eer Amer ‘And what good does It do her to hh [and having tens and dances ana fed What about “Old Parr,” who stayed a bachelor till he was evening back In those untrammelied yr. Leleos thie en aaa eaenel “She fomarked ject?” She married to suit herself.) ing away expensive favors to People eighty, married a second wife when he was one hundred and days, and before the frst fire way!” wsryairected energy--that’s what | > insy often vou order seone | we waunaty ) some ex+ How ean people be so foolish ae who even don't thank her, anybedy twenty, threshed corn at a hundred and thirty-two, and was out tive other sets of whiskers were | og obey into bankruptcy. Thou-! you have a good supply on| fhurht Pret Me F herd \ d's king is only making an enemy of the Bil) can get in with that sort ahe is tn buried in in Westminster Abbey, where his tombstone ablaze and you could smell burning | singe of men are so busy rushing! ! nd, You could cut your investment | fer shining fy MMORE STOPS, Off ang parting herself from t mF OWN non! with. All you need to do ts to buy records that he lived “in the reigns of ten Princes” and died hair all the way to the Rocky Moun-|f10)" ine road which they fondly hope! stock by exerting some forsthneene at But she wae cnet care et Neel te ncaa welt) fANO GUAT “artalre wed 152 years’? biarliee leads to success that they think they |'That would speed up your turnover finding 28Ult we ne ey eae eed ene Oe Motelal Bus le yout noe “ fester tee: ett sr atte “Well, Henry Ford evolved nial"? Od ting to etop and rend the |4"d inerease your profits, In th satisfied with anything he did, tice sho never gets tnvited to rowl 4 ~~ |automobile and the @rat thing hol Stas posts, Only a few daya age 1 (fourth place, your store Is not kop hor she should mako the best of tt, awell affairs at society people's home uulde posts, i ew days age n 1g a lot o! 0: ow Ww . Letters from the People. ’ Soil ante aonversation with asuburban | "in. the teh piece, 1° bet you VAT Ania Minor Will pasa To Ttaly that sho was only making a lot of] don't know who's worse, aho or the ell into conversation with a suburb h ace, 0 Sutin foe NeEsAlt Hi a . All Right end Alright. ‘ natn (ho. Cenis zi A = 1 | retailer who Is gradually slipping into | haven't taken an inventory for over] I after the war as a part of her worry and trouble for i i ae Diggetts, who don't seem to have any Wo the Eaitor of The Evening Wor ’ ‘ To-Day’s Anniversary, |} tue slow-pay division, 4 year. You know that your bank reward { articipation in the she wouldn't listen to me, Bho pride, If you could see Mrs, Dig Which ts correct, alright or tght?} bea me the v 11889 S. ’ th ; vavee 1 aneerayn errs balanc Je low and that you have] struggh: ems now to be a foregone as bad as Mrs. Kittingly, who never) gett's house! don't believe it's ever ae Abbas rs ere's jendid book on the | trouble in meeting your bills prompt “A rege 01 ybody.” Vamonts ani cre baa - BM, B—All right is t AK re ; : of retailing which you ought [iy, but you think you haven't time to|conclusion, It is a loged that Italy hag | will take advice from any) wept, and I have been there lato in demic form, but alright } ee ie for Bt F principles ied rim {find out just where you stand, ¢ ces | ulready dispatehed an army to Rhodes “Mrs, Kittingly 1s old enough to| the afternoon, and I don’t believe the tioned by general usage s the| Rete ae tt Skee alin Rome was laid in| to read,’ J remarked, and I gave him |i Tt oa don't know | for the purpose of occupying that ynow her own mind,” remarked Mr./ dishes were washed and the bea ‘Binal test. ; pagk " nd it was dedicated ny | the title and publisher's name, ea-| hur cost of doing ‘and. go | Dart of the Asiatic continent which ie RON mado, and yet he keeps two girls!" Jan. 8, 1815. A & Cathal elected | VII, 290 years a, daw (plaining that a postcard request would| on. 1 talked to that f Wie 8? | to fall to her lot. Italy now occupies . ; Hl| that docs sho hee {Bo the Watton of The Evening Word Pr tthe L , Bove acids: pave tetra eee | ne ce hice tran {eae oe cunnia trae Raval he 1 thirteen. other Pa | Well, you wouldn't think so If you) "What doow eho pay them?" us) When was the battle of New Or Bes le ake pully Nae cee ee bat pepe NERA eae: log the| “He agreed to bire an extra man| th Which were forinerly the new the foollah things she doom | TA, 1 know eld Mew fought? M. With HO" Hetween Must and Date, atic the huts Muu ce tin lence teal never get a tno. {£2 take hia place evenings and to un ae eee iat tenet? gaid Mrs. Jarr, “You know, she gets! “Do you think lm Int an t r a oundation | hook? ep! € ~|the extra time In the manner I sug- Aad pad K id eye onth, but instead! people's attains?" 83.50 . a me, Michael A As ap! 4 1 t 4 session islands with the un- her alimony every month, peor : ‘ rd hae ich to read anything, I] gested. That wa honths ago, ‘ : do the WAivor of Toe Erewing Work To wie Ealitor # Word PRACLICR Ob. ee eee ea eet eette ct aite Wiel Leakar iranian | ceratandine.¢ : eer ee What ts the value of & $3 gold plece| What is the value of a silver hag! ple ‘und & large portion /£e6 Be Min' an the dump all clay | gest NIE Teainan nesta stored \ ? : se Gated 2801 and another Gated Asoo? dullay of secs a Rene bee feat 1 | in 0 P.M. or midnight." “ [from unsuspected losses Soe aaa ae Against stupidity the very $ themselves contend in vain. G © nave Was completed | \ pe , tne pa ition oO sc Toesdny ithe facade and portion wwe’ tly 40," I replied, ‘and you're} track of bis stock, and now be ty Just | filed to live up. to. t ement, SCHILLER. Kew York, 5,253,585; London, To the E Tie Kreuing Mae losing money, or at best merely stands | beginning to pull ahead again. He) iying every means In her power to patie eae isee i Ody FP Hrs 110. I Parunnan tt eo. Paid . Cra Is @ eruciform building [nx even. You think that because] works but ten hours as aga | fe t trouble in Italy's African pos ‘Bo the Béiiox of The W 1901, fell ¢ * in the Italian style, and the largest | you're working your head off you de- | previous fourteen, and elain ne result [taly” has EW YORK, like the kitten that should you What are the three lurgest citi Pr READER well as one of th oat _magnifi- [serve success. When will you awaken |hag learned) moro a inn tla valld nt sland in ques overgrew the cat, 1a now more w n choosing whor the world? Cc. ¢ f the churehes of Christendom, |to the fact that five minutes’ con- |store in the last six m 1 It is by 4 haa small un- Ne in you Friday : . couples the legendary site of sentrated thought is worth five hours gained in the previo is ten yeu /dortaking that Maly assumes in Asia antl ied the size of a NAtnon sot i ; the Birehgecyyte The floor of the lof hard work? Now t've beet 1-| beginning to draw more ut Minor, as the population, ¢ terdam, frem whic sprang au se whom you may, you wi oe the Valter of Toe Evening Worle \ . lever tad pleathedeal one ‘almost five ‘motes, \ing here ten ininutes observing your |brain power and leas upon er-lor ‘Turks, Arabs, Greeks, Kurds, Are po which it was first named, Am-|find you have got pomaeis uaa i Wyhes day Gd Nov. 26, 1894, tall on? | Mayor. lid, Kindly let and the cost of the great edifice Is | methods. Hight now 1 can put my | gy. In other Is, e's grasped th jans and ot ire tarbu- = a » Get. |e kuow wie la corech, 4B. B. | ealimated to Lave eacceded $64000,000, inser Ob # iol of Weak spots, ip the real secret of succe: Joba Hay, jeterdam’e population to-day be 011,080, jient end bard to Pike County Balada