The evening world. Newspaper, October 28, 1916, Page 10

lh iid Mica I RMT ESTABLISHHD BY JOSEPH PULITZER. bs behing Com , Noa. 68 to Published Dally Except Sunday by Fen] ft ening pany, Raleg. PULITZDR, President, Park Rew. |. ANGUS SHAW. 3 Pari hf JOsHPH PULITZEN, Ire Mosretary, «8 Park” Row, , 3 . They Kept Us Out of War! At ORES SRE TREE rn wee Wises emmmenemee _ Evening World Daily Ma \Gazine - he Copyridht, 1916, rent Ii6 i te Ti ig Co, (The New York Breniag Wortd,) By J. H. Cassel By Helen Ooprright, The Woman of It. ° Rowland al 6. by The rm Publiauing Co, (The New York Evening World), She Says Hallowe'en 1s the Time to Get Back ¥ ‘our Youth, 6 4-Clase Matter. WON'T go!” deciared the Bachelor positively, as pu eeiere he Pogt-Oftle. @ SPF ot banteet aaa the Continent ona! ‘ 6 ‘| the Widow laid the quaintly decorated invitation n { ‘World for the United states all Conntsies 3a banca | eran the table before him. “I won't go to a end Canada, 8 ‘inion, . fool Hallowe’ One Year. 0] One Feat seeseseveere 69.78 .80' One Month. VOLUME 57. the teeeenerereessecsesees NO, 20,167 THE REPUBLICAN CAMPAIGN A MUDDLE. HY don’t Republican leaders who are constantly preaching | efficiency try to put some into the management of the Re- publican campaign? idence is already abundant to prove the promotion of Mr. Hughes's candidacy ove of the most slipshod pieces of political bung- ling on record, Tet the total absence of real issues—the desperate failure of all attempts to build up a Republican case—pass, Take merely the tech- nique of the Republican campaign: Why, for instance, have Republican managers been s0 stupid as io keep Mr. Hughes and Col, Roosevelt travelling in erratic courses to and fro over the country, tulking at cross purposes, arguing from dif- ferent premises, revealing painful gulfe and chasms in patched-up Republicanism? Could anybody believe the way to make a renovated Republican Party appeal to voters was to show the irreconcilable tem- peramental and political differences which preclude the chance of harmony between its most important members? Why, again, the bad judgment and execrable taste which origi- nated moving picture and poster attacks upon the President #0 cheap, brutal and pointless that the Republican campaign managers them- selves did not dare to use them? Was the revelation of such methods likely to strengthen the Republican canse? ‘Why, in earlier Republican campaign speeches, a tone of per- sonal abuse toward the President so distasteful to most Americans that, there again, Republican leadership was forced to correct its bad manners? Why a use of money so lavish and promiscuous as to shock even & public accustomed to Republican campaign outlays? Finally, and above all, why tiggt stealthy dealing with hyphenism of various brands, the disclosure of which hus sent Republican leade~s scurrying to the cover of an elaborately proclaimed patriotism and forced from the Republican candidate a profession of Americanism conspicuous only for its inexcusable and suspicious latenoss? From beginning to end bad judgntent has swayed Republican touncils and mismanagement has muddled Republican methods. The re-clectiag of Woodrow Wilson has never been contingent upon the mistakes of his opponents. But it will be interesting to speculate Jater how far Republican campaign inefficiency may have increased the size of his plurality. a ‘The chief effect of Germany's unsuccessful attempt to raid Great Britain's crose-Channel traneport service is to remind everybody with what extraordinary regularity and security crose-Channel service, enormously expanded beyond {ts vol- ume in times of peace, bas been, from the very beginning of tub of water, and for the face of my were, I don't belt sense, ‘The Widow sighed gently. “T'm sorry,” | OLD" | 66 | | the new moon, | TERIES of H | one is getting wrinkles on the heart. | Posatbilities, and fatls to glance in every the charm of the unknown that keep dull pla When everything is perfe: and wearing a mask. the Nght of pumpkin lanterns, and kiss-the-pillow, and'disport myself altoget semi-witted person with a lot of harmless delusiona— even for a single night. “Old!” repeated the Bachelor derisively, “just because I refuse to to believe in a lot of things, that aren't 40?” . XACTLY," answered the Widow sadly, “The moment one ceases t believe in the things that aren't so, or at least to pretend to believe in them—tin love, and Santa Claus, and fairy tales, and wishing on and looking backward in the mirror at midnight—in the MYB- lowe'en—It is a sin that one’s illusions have turned gray and [one fs utterly passé, whether one ts twenty or forty. n party, dressed up Uke a 1 won't dance like a harlequin, 1 and bob for apples in a walk backward and look a mirror ‘fate’, and play clap-in« d-clap-out, like a I'm not a child: and even if I eve in encouraging superstition, sentimentalism, and—and all such tommyrot and . she said simply, “I didn’t know you were REALLY gett prety The moment one loses faith in magic mirror and every face for one’s ‘fate,’ Why, it's nothing but the world trom being an intolerably y sure and settled and cut-and-dried in Iife, {ta time to DIE! That's what's the matter with matrimony. You are #0 perfectly sure of it. There is no mystery, no chance, nothing uncertain about it!” “But you don't lie awake nights wondering what will happen to-morrow,” argued the Bachelor philosophically. “You know it will be the same to-day, | yesterday and forever!" “ ND that's the only thing in the world against it,” announced’ the | A Widow sadly. “There are no pleasant surprises in it. As, for me, | I have always secretly believed that there was a good little fairy watching me, and preparing delightful surprises for me. I have ‘hunches’ |And premonitions, apd vielons, and things, And the beauty of it is they | nearly always come true. Something astonishing is always happening tc me—something new and charming and tnteresting. I never open a door or turn a corner but that I look for a fascinating adventure, and HAVE one. To me life ts all just a game—a Hallowe'en party, I don’t believe I ghall er ‘grow up!’ I know I shall be eternally young and supernally happy, Just as long ae I can keep my faith in fairies, Every day ts another day to me: another Hallowe'en party, another Christmas morning—full of poss!- bilities and high hopes and "-—— "Hear, hear:" broke in the Bachelor. “And every new acquaintance i another possible flirtation—full of glamor and novelty and imaginary’ fas cinations. I suppose you will go to the ball disguised ae ‘Hope,’ or ‘A Sweer Thought,’ or ‘A Surprise! or"—— : “No,” interrupted the Widow calmly, “I'm going as ‘A Dref@® > “But you always arg ‘a dream!'” protested the Bachelor. “That won’? be a disguise; it will be a confession.” ‘cc DREAM of rose and stiver, and ficating clouds of tulle,” went ote A the Widow enthusiastically, “a ‘MYSTERY.’ with a velled face. An@I'm not going to unmask at all! Because when a mystery i+ unveiled it fs no longer a mystery. And when a dream comes true ft \s no longer a dream—it's just a fact.” j.., tt gee.” said the Bachelor, interestediy. e, or something.” [ne tovel cried the Widow clapping her hands delightedly, “nightmares aro alwaya interesting—to talk about. DO come! And I'll show you lots cf things you never believed. “I'll show you that the lights in the pumpkin | lanterns are fairy Hghts, and that the apples you bob for are the apples of | youth, and the faces you see when you look backward in the mirror at mié- night are the fuces of your own dreams. Come with me—and I'll give yen | bac your illusions and your lost youth—you poor thirty-three-year-ot4 | Methuselah!" | . van right, Mrs, Mephistopheles," laughed the Bachelor, | make a fool of myself, if I must |. "Glortous!” eried the Wido to happen! “Tt's SUCH fun to be a fool, made a fool of himeelf at least once! “After all, I think I'll go—as « ‘TH go—an! ‘I KNEW ‘something delightful was abora/ No man can be wiee who bas't * ; a = Ae ; t perenne atatatied, | My Automobile and Your Child Dollars The Week's Wash ~ A ~ By Sophie Irene Loeb and Sense By Martin Green . } y y 1 B WHERE'S THE MENACE? | Si eee ee ee nt q . } ., ‘4 a { . Se aati - -F an 6 an rre! wrmiaht, 1916, . RETURNING from a tour of the Orient, Judge Gary, Chairman] By Roy L. McCardell. T following letter speaks for) seem to take, accidents would cer-| ry ws <é ELL," asked the head pol- from the Murdock stand on the po. ah teelf: ‘ a | . ie . {sult of the forthcoming ele " of the Board of Directors of the United States Steel Corpora- nvr Wie puts Prom Lobliching Co, “Tread. with (nterest yout ay BE ape ether ox8| The Long vs. the Short Road to W isher, “what do you taint Huphee eb lawton aul he tate me 5 he ad he e time ie 4 . on Vood- wyer, 6 tion, reports that “the controlling men of Japan ate anxious Be Tan ives paswened She ticle in the New| roller skating, Joseph Vitaceo, fou : Success. wie pan bipaitee a yer and ate like a lawyer, Tis : » ephone. She had not been 2 teen, was run down by « heavy truck; F row n - ? eon an for continued peace with the United States, At the telephone very long, Word of es Mia{ Samuel Pearlman, “thirteen, while | 6 ¢7P HERE ts a long way by which | “Quite promising,” replied the laun- | SNE Ee ea eee 4 Iteration and reiteration of this fect must always be timely so} wnton {a contrary to feminine custom, on ‘Your Auto- bbe er airy ee ant th ay dle id tip pea hie lary ENGR: Mie eens) a50 elope So hestinds re wi ene yr: i *, 9 ¢ " e curb | mall merchant, “and a o oy p un-|ernment less a government of 4 lgng as the Pacific Coast remains the indefatigable originator of Yel-| ana we ly oF ke Bag cc mobile and My jand auftercd a fractured skull s \wayite 7 Mey te one aie |son's sandicasy. mae, sire 1 un, | grnment leas & government of Bee) P faect into the transmitter ha: n these Te » the sorrow in those ary lder a: y about low Peril propaganda and imminent-war-with-Japan alarms, Eyen the thw (coidie sapokin wert: “ya Child. ae SE to-day, And where may the blame ence. This way 18 #0 blamed long|3 090,000 votes, that Leite avout He ’ , ” course, oa he rolle: - e! i ni “ ¢ assurances of Japan's new Promier were not sutfcieng to quiet the aod excume fora an That Ents feito uchiha, (MAE matt paola de of old Sav before] What he wae bend Taft and oone-| $-ewmesenneenannnanen fears of doubting Americans who continue to harp on the ominous thy _ ue raved Mr. hee ver of an auto- tae eek Heat peasibly Pe stih Mecca ie a ae ne short way to ain Yo RSENS ON ante ee se é. ¢ . . ‘ ‘Your jeares| riend,” sal irs. el ne? n he city ial ne Ci i" . ie 1AT ut that e: ote. ‘itcumstance that he is « great military leader, ‘ qeniviaie outs Gat ene mobile not peaton eee Ret Provide sutlicient places for! the same end: to learn by the other |stronger than hig party; that 1m, he a’ i Aa ab ut thes | eae ted P ‘ o " on a ON |little children to pl | ar ae . | Serene ; “Tell the American people,” was-one of Count Terauchi’s first the corner, Ho's got a nerve, I must he teen ak sat key oes ot alot’ 1ese may be eS hearty 4 experticos Fullomioy, this must draw more than the averse der?” queried the head pol- i lid | e tac hina, the te ethod gives you a “Nelson on sat haw Wan delive messages after he became Premier, “that my earnest and constant en- gfe didn’t you ren speak to injured by the | iia oes i chee the win ore while you're young enough to Liar tel in fata eee eres in}, ete {d the laundry mao. deavor shall be to promote the friendly ties which have bound Japan| sint asked Me dest, machine bess oP may “be. |The heavy truck “must enjoy tt. Me esveial AAvARtiFeE IR ihe disease Peirce iene dhs ae ph mo . Py hj on oe el Lt ‘ol 7 he city streets, UC “ " 7 * i and America for half a century.” Mrs, Jarr gave him a scathing look, Prune aaa in te? little children must have thelr ehiid.| ramadorats Dead toast as tion of the White House. hough Mr.{ Pertinent of Justice have inside dep As for the notion that the United States and Japan must come PALO s Ot oc Sharan see wee ee | “Children in New York naturany| !#h fun. | Tho gtroets Hert ey ier ‘About once every two! wie Ke At this time Mronges han | Dab, speaking as one who: waa op Os to blows over trade interests in China, sensible Americans will refnse aie eat the postr fare’ wanted?” | Must play like all other children, ont be until reform, which tn always slow, /monthe I visit the nearest big clty.| nie party, thar he te the big teaue intl ence sco a change of any consid : *, t enough comes and m ad ngs safer, " e: at e| y » op! a nun ro! exicans de! be) 4 to become excited over any such danger. After all, what more natural | ne muttered. nied ere Seah? for them| However the growing distresn of forty niles peanh aa eene . say the campaign aa that he) 20 pe Committing eulolien Shas leant Bh : . tid . * i “He didn't .” replied Mrs, Jarr, | Pla oO a accidents can be alleviated by a in investiga : , think he has made good. ‘om attack across the Rio Granée woul! iad than that Japan should stand first among nations in developing » acer poking pie d guess, Ho| to Play in, making the public streets) Hrocess of education of parent >and of ita department stores,” Thiv atab- | into the stretch he 1s leading ur pean luce new, Wik haee ‘enough eo’! ; ae ‘our ies : } ironla place, child, The automobile industry ts lishment hires the best brains tn the Hughes, who was going around ld down there to clean up an, modern and progressive China? As Count Terauchi points out: wants your salary in a lump sum, | thelr onlg pis svauas | krowing every second. For exa , country and keeps about three laps | first turn with his great advantage | i.Cy coming from Magione ee But children are careless; perhaps y i “The Japanese and Chinese peoples have sprung from the same stock. | He's tired of the way you dribble it the Fifth Avenue Association this ahvad of the figd. I profit by all of | of Republican votes and, Progress: “It may be that the merchants < * "aaa ae eta x a destiny that is historically involved,"”| out to him. He thinks you waste too someone oye sperueele ee week reports that thousands more their discovertés. it & new idea ie indorsement, before President Wil-| xtexican and American—who hase ur future destiny is a comm: ” that darting from ad tru a 4 | Vehicles are passing over that thoy jevolved it ractioability is test tarted in June. y inj » fo:- As} i de doorway of China stands open, what do wo] mon oe eee” fa Mr, |08 ball, tag or roller skating ad | Syentare than n Yeur ai, Fen a trons ‘scale Uh 10 workait woliatter all we are a commonsense igen, peweaned UR, OF fe ee ah 18 long as the trade do iy pen, "Oh, come now, my dear,” eal Fl even ‘hitching’ on the backs of auto- Therefore it behooves you, father adopted, and 1 come along a tew | ple. Eventually the people are right. W round thelr towns have arranged .. care if Oriental Japan is in some ways more at home than we beyond | Jerr, “Gus ts a good fellow. He'd be| mobiles ia very dangerous in tbe} or mother, to teach daily the great, weeks later, observe ite operation and,|road the papers and post ourselves jit designed to keep the soldiew on Pr ‘ . the last man tn the world who'd let| heavy traffic which all New York of diligence in avoiding theif it 1s adapted to my business, ap-/and then many of Us concentr the job. But, from what I saw i the threshold? Japan itself admits that to try to closé.the door t he thought should go | #trects huve. | danger that confronts the little qnes. ply tt, |along one line of thought and act Mxay and in Mexico t would se would be to attempt « flat impossibility. me ore ihe elit Ase being an owner and driving my | Explain to them the troinondous isk |” Take my ales force, for instance. upon It, ‘The accomplishments Of that ug long as there are Talles mn! ‘ould be to , 6 family, we we own car, from personal observanc ton nes for ry member of jt has taken a Woodrow Wilson-for he has been the of brown tents skirting 1! . . trouble he'd give his last cent, You) and experience, the man at the wheel roller siat in. the! in salesmanslip givengby an, w hole adminietration-rare koown nd ee oot the hie Gnataten know It. fas his own roubles * sonra sf a . rt right here in the store™ They the people have passed Nd RTIBAY, On- | Tort sheltering about elght soldier 7 1 owes.’ tg| children are playing on the sidewalk) ‘We may arreat and fine owners nnd| know how to approach a custome 3 unt fons devel A oath of these acilene ly av! The Public Service Commission has ordered the Edison Well,” sho said after a moment's Shildren are. pl chases them. | grivore but there ia something to he rewent the selling points of 202 tay be favur. | and cach of those soldiers straply, sls © Company to give Brooklynites eight-cent electric light. Here's pause, “you'd better go seo what ole Jtky a flock of frightened sheep tney | done for th nlidren oh undise, how to close i ditt | able : like Victor | ae KolNg 40 be gqpd." he wants if it isn't your salary, And, | dart for the street, often just avoid= |x a dt, 1 am y to say w to tactfully suggest Nien: roneasives Ke Vieto where Brooklyn begins to sit up @ while after supper, \it vou MUST eo ne ee foe os, niease| ing. werious ooilision with @ passing has not the proper resard for thi ds to be filled elsewhere In. Murdock of Kunaas support Prest ‘ — you wi places, p vehicle. I vehicle that comes his way and very how to take care of and dent Wilson that means tt i pack to Form. ‘ " : tell him for me that since his bar- “Or have you ever noticed a group | often invites It to do its worst by his rly display their stock, It in-| Progressive sentiment of puntry 5 J Hits From Sharp Wits tender, that big, gawky, etupld-! of young boys deliberately stand in| actions on the street. zs | creased my salen 40 per cent."without favors him, for there In no more sln- van hi headed Elmer, bas been calling ‘dn | front of the oncoming car, and, as Many a mischievous one “hangs on | adding to my clerical force. This ie cere and tar- ing Progressive than 66 SEB,” sald the head polisher Count that day lost whose low de-) Chewing the rag ts something that iv, Gertrude, 1 | the driver glows up, Junip out of the|pehind” and gets hurt through no!put one of scores of ideas which I Victor Murdock, When’ Col, Itoose- | “that the Interborough’ Saetd| Shtemlay acy wuntvteleap Biase,” |Scceua,, © tt Sestem—Albeay | cur Lobes Bay ane - Way), Saver looking to bee whether | fault of the driver, Of course {he | have gained from a study of the other | velt euttied the Progresalve ship out | Transit Company eays -th: ou lng any wun.—Toledo Bla Re good out of her at . She's ov ‘) o osite naturally with e * % Y hort cut to suc- | in Chicago on a cold, Bar shee Deg aight after night, she's got hor mind| firmction, “nn COIN the oppos Too much caution can. | fellow'# way. Ite a wl liast June, Mr, Murdock was heart-| strike is over." ety ee So often the janitor confounds heat} Looking back over the eeason, we J 4 1 erase a: ete through the densely nm by the parent in this ~ = a , broken, He {sa man of Ideals and he “Tye managers apparently thin? “ “preventi.a with fire prevention—|come to the conclusion that’ the|0® the moving pictures, she talks Iintad gantiona ana tase personal! connection, How to con If g aaw Ideals eacrificed to political ex-| (74s managers appar Orhan th) Deseret News. trouble with most pinch hitters is|German in her sleep and she sleeps | PoP fencer Judge ter. youtenif the| on the atresta shania oo i Srp | 08 aie Sonor you come. to. cone fo. fold the laundry man. hea th oc se a that they don't hit tna pineh—PhIe- |gtanding over her work, ron tea | experience, yourself, mia atronie mio nie oe dt Cc Queries {Mera te ‘combined Progressive | striko.was on they tHled 4 “There |x a chestnut shortage.” | delphia Inqui Sane OF MANY BF ta hia Indoor behavio ommon u . nd Demoeratle voje In Wi2 was many trains as possible. Now the: Maybe, maybe—but not in this office, | se him that while I cannot keep my der (CABREUT, Ar:|ontion nay save hie lite SARA Shout three tines that of the Repub- cro simply trying to carry ae ma Memphis Commerctal-Appeal. Tanisiation withont favastigation i buahand bre OF BS RIND FORM KAD ee eee, Phare an Gantk IEc | Aterentee An Ge ReNDG Why We Walk in Our Sleep. ean Party you can do some figuring pax ngors agipossibie,”” » i ee tyranny—Baltimor erican, bartender out of mine." jc ame is ail that it implies, Ifland while we have yrens +--+ Seae ee EanGneNT ahaa ein Cel Gun idue of noes taste’ lo te ~ A» Mrs. Jarr knew in her heart /tyary driver of automobiles would | the automabite driver j ; OUGHLY speaking, the mind ts; - . { 4 the hole tn, dourhnt thors will he ne Qur, idee of real fame ie he Hret| that Gus would not call Mr. Jarr up| show as koen tnterest In the problems| too should be taught a sense of re- divided into two parts. One ; To-Day’s Anniversary Bi Makt——Koosville Journal Page—Pittaburgh GasetterTimen.* | except to do tm ns favor, ahe was|of the children and thelr play as you \sponsibility. controls thé actions of which § ~ ; tura with the news, So be final! | which we do q F . It gave thone gallant sol-| 10 ‘ork Harbor Letters From the Peo ple oe be Sally get) omy ney. ; tattor clas are such things aa walking Hay a ercare ann’ deve! a) the taaet Mone ot Mike. Liban ba Edge, 8 _ Thirty to Sixty Conte, “Bay,” said Gus when Mr. Jarr| comes by vour house T fire him!” accepts my reslenation and tikes off| Tae. ot tha Talia woes RuGAUG Ga weal [private who rat, planted 1h Canada,| to be prepared with a costly pedesta ok ¥ pt ae si egaclteaer a quarter OBtered, “you must oxcoore me calle) Oh, you mustn't do that! When] his apron and go hangs around your| bart of the mind wor asleep oF awake, Loutsiana and other parts of the con-| and funds for the purpose were lack Tein eli pcs ea dated 1821 CHD | ing you on der ‘phone, but Bimer tld did wou tire hin# anked itr. darn house 1. oe meen When the body on the other part of itinent the needs of Civilization. As| "the apathy of tho publid: towan plece is worth dated 1836, wi Five Ten Conte Kal me your wife chucked hyn out? . 4 Gun, j,, "You mu haustion, or is harried by. pain, the the embodiment of Franco's greatest /1ni, gift threatened to beceme a ay Teen stars, erty flowing hair and + mp the Fikiwr af The Evening Woeld | "He was there too mutch,” replied frum," said Mr, Jarre. “Now he} Mr. Jarre, “We were all in love an econd part $s Hable to be unduly Aft, to America there stands in Noy, tions T dlugrace untit ar Pulltse . “Half Doi Fifty Cents” What is the worth of a half cent Mr, Jarr, “He's calling on our ser st is in front of our house all the) did foolish things when we were active, Then it is that we are most Tor arb “s SS “| $e charge of he project. ber ge. ) Stance in. >w." . enlightent the World. This is) Pulitzer demonst ted that th » ‘on the edge of 1600 and & balf cent of 1804? vant girl, 2 believe time, Hefore that he only used to] young and single, you i ow" ial Hele f8 WALK OF talk ka UP BineR #8 Bi ieeree thirtieth birthday, as it | ican people wore mar indifferent ton | He ia a loafer!” sald Gus, “Ho| gtand there on his night off” TROL ORR Oe ee eee ee ee eee eae ta gas thet ioe ctneus | ae ce tere Rare. oe tnt Jed only to i ‘To the Editor of The Kvening World Without Arrows or Rares, i pine to] When we was single,” sa Jus, “was! acutely © ‘the | Was unveiled. informed of it. The $100,000 What day of the week did June 80, ) 7 the BAitor of The Brening World: wil never know how to mix s siass| ‘When I heard of it 1 axed him to/ 780. Ye, Nisat ue Til taka bhak ay dormant and not sunlect to teary the| Wes Unvelleg, | | ‘| y resignation,” replied Gus,|yesignation from Elmer, if you #ay| sleepwalker frequently trave ‘188, fall on? | Is there any premium on an 1858|of beer, even, In my life 1 never eee accept my resi poate A CONSTANT READER. ' quarter? BG. nn ' euch @ loafer! When I hear that he! “h&t what good does it do when he eo!” rous places unhurt. delivered to the American Minister in fund represented the free-will offerings of 120,000 men, women and childrem,