The evening world. Newspaper, June 15, 1916, Page 18

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Thursday. June 15, | “S*MATTER, POP!” w ow w a eo ae > a WHAT ARE ova] i MAES j EYES MADE OF 3) =a r/ DOHOHDHOOGHOHDGHOSSN About Play and Players | WHAT Did THE FIRST By on ll LIVING ‘THING IN THE 5 of Mie KLAW of Klaw & Er-| INORED CAT? 5 J , langer !s very fond of Hawai! | rr aneg f oa Does A HEN KNow THAT CHICITENS WILL Come OuT oF WHY DoesnT IRON BURNT Ow Does A SOUND GET THROUGH A WALL x! s WHY Do We SHIVER WHEN We GeT Coun? low much and Hawaiian music. In view —~\\ A\ P of the fact that a Mawailan craze c WATER IS oN 7 feoms to have struck New York, “THere iw THE @ story ho tells about the music . @ OC RAN of the Islands in the Pa should 2 be interesting, Mr. Klaw asserts - \e that it Is of German origin, , Yl “My parents were Bavarians,” sald : he to-day, “and I distinctly remember | hearing my mother sing tho same sort of music that ts typical of Ha- | wail to me as I jay in my bed, After the Franco-Prussian War King Ka- | Jakua of Hawaii asked the father of the present German Kaiser to send him a bandmaster to introduce Ge man music in the islands, The bm- peror selected Capt. J. Berger of the ois ‘ German military forces for tie com-/ MIEN RY HASENPFEFFER—In Other Words, Sam Was Willing to Be Twice as Lazy! ae mission, Capt. Berger went to Hawait and organized w brass band, | the first the islands ever ko then taught the natives music. What they learne mixed with their own tunes, al os Conyned! 1016, Praae FONIMINE COUN Y Riening Woriay we we oe By Bud Counihan ae © 56 Bick AN TIRED OF TH WAY CLEAN beanie A NICE MESS — EVERY MY OFFICE <SY'LEFT IT LIKE j SAM"=TLL MORNIN! ITS TH SAME ANOTHER A Hot PEN AGIN' THI ; () WoRK HERE Fo’ » ( the Hawatian music of to-day is the, LAYOUT —PAPER® =DIRT AN \ ———_——— C Wo oF US. result, Until Capt. Berger went to EVERYTHING ALL OVER » lf ——s— Nive in Hawai! the people | TH! PLACE. THAT DAGGONE 4 | y country were incapshi« effort in the way of mu al cor ie | tion, The Gernan bandinaster's in- fluence gave them their proven! day music. Capt. Berger is still there | but he has retired from active par- | tictpation in things musical,” | Mr, Klaw predicts that some day a | grand opera will be written ha | » GETTIN’ the goddess who 1s suppo: died in the crater of a Hi cano. In it,he thinks, will be Ha- wailan musi? to a certain extent. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Said Silas McGuggin, in Peeweople’s store: “My daughter to-day got me! turrible sore. She pounds the plano} and starts in to sing a song about! love and the birds on the wing. I, tell her to quit it and let us have peace, Her ear-splittin’ racket, I tell her must cease. Her mother comes in and says: ‘Go right along! Don't leave no old fool interfere with your THEY'RE AT T song” 1 tell “em tim runnin’ that! ELOOEY AND AXEL (¢uiwe* Ar house and they grin and Sue has the| nerve to ask where I come in. She goes right on singin’ and I grab my | hat and leave to keep out of a home- cirele spat. To-morrow I'll bet you I sell that tin pan. I'll stop Susan's singin’ that song if I can. That ditty is awful; the words are like mush. It'a fierce to hear love songs just filled up with gush.” Jed Peeweeple| grinned. Said he: ‘Last ev'nin’ Sue} come over to see us and sung that) song through. And then she an- nounced It was one you had wrote when you was @ youngster.” It got! old St's goat. He frowned at Pe weeple and left in a huff. "Gee whiz chuckled Jed to Jabo Lee. "T Sure tough. I hit that old feller a turrible whack." ‘Don't worry,” sald Jabez. “Old Si will come back.” Copynent, 1916, Preamp Pubdiadiog Co (NT Eve tarrssona) We're Glad of It; It Served Him Right! ———— —_— 1 BET AXEL A DOLLAR 1cAN USER ae Tee VELL, MY ‘Tarcer’s Lani id tl eral ABOUT To GLOM “THAT DOLLAR GrE~ 1 Wr \M GONNA SLIP THIS BLANK i ’ we CARTRIDGE IN HIS RIFLE AN’ \ CFF'N YOU: 3 HIS “TarGeT ‘Wl vr WE'LL THINK HE missed! HOLMES LOSES. | While Taylor Holmes was in Kan-| fas City with “His Majesty Bunker) Bean” recently a ininister friend took | him to hear the Rey, Billy Sunday, Mr. Holmes was given a section assigned to ministe gospel. During the meeting a rain- storm came up. When the sermon was over Mr. Holmos looked for his rubbers and his umbrella. They were! | cspyagnt. i016 prem Punainine Co. in. ¥, ramen Wart); gone. DODGE HAS EDIBLE ANTS. D, Frank Dodge, svenery m. PCOCEOCRODOOCE GossiP. In the Pulitzer Building to-day. The { DOCOOOOCDO000O D0 000K 0000000, a adj drank, Dowme, wenery maker! sory warner saya he'll quit ied wan omy. six yenrs when he 3 WHAT TOMMY SAW ON THE y Ferd G. Long ¢ ment, 4 unces that he is now r |the movies and do a play if he can [entered the car, but before you could DODHODODHDODDHOGODOIVOGDHAO§ BOGE: DOOOOOOG COOOOO to furnish edible ants to all who | good one ack Robinson’ five times he was 1SOTOOOSS With a pencil line Join the dots In numerical order. Tuesday's picture was a CALF. Dodge has been experimenting with] acting forces is among the rookies at} !8 capsule form his search ants, crossing them with) Plattsburg grub worms, and, as a result, he has produced an edible ant that will make him both famous and rich. He had two cases of the ants with him im while he was with the Friars’ Frolic ne New Brighton Theatre will be on tour. eight years old next Monday at 2.2 “I am greatly elated over my suc-| P.M. The event will be celet cess With the Hyperboreauch, with an augmented vaudeville p t present. M. W. ist Chief Dodge last night, "Ani gramme unmar {don't know their ages ; need never fear starvation now dina, the Hawaiian dancer in | and add o | edible ants multiply so rapidly that | his Way,” hos a small silk | almost ready to eases| Russian flag given her by a Russian) ANOTHER OF THOSE SIGNS. Thad a piece of hard luck; soldier at Montmartre last’ night In the window of a Ninth Avenue y. though Dan ‘1 ro sixth annual pi | barber shop is a sign reading: “Hair herder, found that one «o ; bere” A eg er op ae hounds had died. Mo fell off the par- ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, Feldman- Care J. P. Slocum, N roadway. He has been married twice. | the rest, write him, Columbie ‘want them. For several months Ch Clyde Fogel of the Cohan & Harris |Past eleven, Vl take my punishmen | | | Shakespeare scenes in the new “Fol 4 es” are to be cut down 1. is Mrs, Dixon. She| Jor table and broke his buck." tainment will be | FOOLISHMENT ” of the little folb Hiram Wheat loved Kut Medco IT'S “SAZUS MATUZAS.” Krianger have extended Aad F . William Harris jr. has decided to{ their lease on the Gaiety Theatre ton name his new Laurence Kyre play.) ears, There will be no change in the in which the characters all appear ag) theatre's policy. negroes, ms Matuzns make it more diMeult. The open at the Apollo Theatre, City, June 26 & man who leads in YOU DESERVE IT! Writes Clarry, whoever he may he Vho is he?" “I saw a boy in one of the elevators “A, A, Adams." SeannnT2e0o00% DODOGDHDDDOHDHHIDDHHDHBOHOGOGHDGOOOOS: ODD® smammTED® i 8 WHEN YOU WERE A BOY By Jack Callahan § | | G9DOHDHDDDHE1H949FOOHHHOHOG 9HHHHHHOHHDHHHHHHOOOIL OOD PODDHHOOODIIDOIOOESCODA® OUTEtS or 2 @OPDHDDESGOOGOO® | SURE GET FT =1\ 9 D STORIES OF THE DAY 8 AO i-WA Nees INSTEAD OF SENDING 120 BINT STRONG, En? | ©BWADIGGOHDONGQOEOQOSOHOOY}DVOHHSGHOOIHHHOGHOHDINDHHOHOOODAG FACTORY WHERE | HIM OUT TO WERE | }stRoNG ENOUGH to | |, Not Satisfactory, |i jeyannng amtasai ts TRADE, AN”. ||AT HOME- THERE'S ||WORK , YOU'RE NOT STRING Wt OAR OL Meme nee EB Pe mane) eae tee | DON'T SEE ANY AMOUNT TO ENOUGH To Do UNTIL, || ENOUGH ‘To PLAY sod milsio By lettingtham | ceneen. CiteHite REASON WHY HE ~ SOMETHING SOME )( SCHOOL OPENS AGAN, (| BASEBALL - SEF! Vi |heur it on the Th —— Faas gramophone | =— SHOULD LOAF A. 9 DAY 5 —— awe ther afternoon she put on the ma | Natural Consequence. “Well, why?” ¥ shore is surprised! We-all never | Not getting the desired results tn that ROUND* ALL SUMMER hine a record of » famou : “Pye just looked up the word,” went | thought you'd sp up. It's going |. fashion he wer ing to his mother :R \ 66 HERE are you off to in such! on the infuriated man, “and the dic- [on two years since you begun to call | She trie e the peanut, and WHEN HE COULD Just }°§ . 10 € a te stare singing a duet | hurry" “ “tha bus cans} to sce Miss Violet. after fat att called a AS WELL BE WORKIN’ GOIN’ TO SCHOOL ALL. Whan + faa tionary says that arab om . ar an ing Vi Niece aeaera lt | \ oye’ : Vhen the song was ended, sho] niahthavaaciniceanltn alan thicago Horak “Dat's true,” said Joe, “but de fact | physician, Atter the pr . ; WINTER WITHOUT GOIN! Q at apt i gare coon snp dnetnn: toni) NecIB Aaa ee is, old man. [ didn't’ lose my job| moved, the physician had gone and TO WORK ALL SUMMER| 4 ‘ 6 Now children,” she sald, wh | aie TOMAR feat | M C ing \until last night.” things settled down to some extent AN' BESIDES Mom \ tell me the names of the’ sing “What's up with him? | lore Censoring. > the mother began to demand an ex YOU KNowW | AINT a\ a Carisal roited’ mw amiail. boy \averopaias pheumations snsaritis, geal BIN, & COBH Me wren attend | Followed an Example. | "Why'tn mie world ata you want to VVERY STRONG ion | promptly ltritis, appendicitis, nephritis and ed the premier of “Back Home SIX-YEAR-OLD Columbus boy| Poke @ peanut up your nose anyhow 5 : _tivod!" | exclaimed the delighted cerebro-spinal meningitis” his new play, written in con- was eating peanuts, He ate| Shasta. tii. hoy in selfede te 1 GOTTA WASH TWIN aruReat he PM PARE MUIR AURORE GIG 6 Os OH GOAT oe a (auneton with Bayerd Valieti ih Hos them in the usual manner for a ‘hat's the way elephants eat DISHES AN! Caruso's man Friday!" was the {medical dictionary, and he's just pee | ton Responding to Rae calls time and then poked one up his nose, ndianapolis News EVERYTHING, 2 Hoquioting reply. Philadelphia ees gum reading Thorald, ech between the second and ~ _ N' HE OUGHT viet = ts. 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