The evening world. Newspaper, January 26, 1916, Page 16

Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Wednesday: “S°’MATTER, POP?” we wt we we we om s ] TELL You THe EXPTRESSION ON yr AT T30¥s FACE Cy } Is REMARKABLE | ————aae OO You CAN LOOK INTO 1§ FACE AND ACTUALLY creap His THOUGHTS / ne see ty ¢ (ty ACH Oo AW CHULLY TELL WHAT He's HAD TO EAT Rec Se Once more Hva Tanguay, the Indy| Who vows she “doesn't care nothin’ about nothin’,” ts to desert vaudeville for musical comedy, An announce- ent from A. H. and L. Pincus, own-| rs and managers of the Longacre} { ‘Theatre, and moving spirits in the Times Producing Corporation, states that the comedienne has signed a con-| tract with them and will quit the two-a-day work Feb. 5. A week inter +7 she will take up the stellar role in) “The Girl Who Smiles" and make a i tour of the larger cities of the Middle i ‘Weat and West, including Chirego ' In the spring, according to the Pincus mimeograph, when Leo Ditrichstein| } has concluded his engagement in “The Great Lover" at the Longecre, | Miss Tanguay will be seen there in a new musical comedy written ospe-| cially to fit her wiggles and other eo- centricities. In addition to all this, it is the intention of the Messrs. Pincus to ha Mi ‘Tan, play at thi ‘ sare five months of each seasch. YSEE AXEL, (TS Like THis Take it from Edward L. Bloom, '[ WE GorTA FORCE WHLLARD'S F Hey wart! stor! general manager of the Times Pro-| MANAGERS TO GIVEUS A LN SEK “THAT Good 100 xun' ducing Corporation, the salary to be ee! \ paid the cyclonic one is the highest SEE Lay way 4 See j nT Goy with THe LIGHT ever known in the realm of musical we oy +. 18 To i = 3? TAKE A ELIMINATE. FRANK MORAN! GOOD SLANT AT HIM IF YOU KNOCY MORAN'S WHEN HE Goes BY! FLOOEY AND AXEL— Somehow We Feel That Axel Doesn’t Want to Eliminate Mr. Moran! : remember rightly, was in Fix It," for Werba & Luos: . Mr. Bloom is to manage her—or, possibly it would be more nearly corrsct to say he is to act as her manager, OUR OWN MINSTRELS. Interlocutor—My brother is now teller in @ bank. He handles many fortunes in cash every day. ‘Read's people's futures, eb? “What do you mean?” “He's the bank's fortune teller, |! inn't he?’ | | Interlocutor—How's your cousin, who was kicked on the bead at a flance, doing, Mr. Tambo? ‘Tambo—He has water on the brain. “Did the kick cause it?” “Sure! The fellow who kicked bim Was wearing pumps.” i Interlocutor—Archibald Highnote, i our peerless tenor, will sing a new f hallad entitled; “Father, the Cow Is| Bick Again; We'd Better Sell Hor at Once.” : oer tz WELL IF THATS — Sosa Sry Sas retreet trom| |] DONT You “Thi Gohin Die TH INGURANCE a \NSUI nce rs D oT AN AiG, Field, the millionaire min-| |) OOF Ieee rome) | DONS EA “To -morrow! DAWGONED, IF : Ae : GIVE ME ANOTHER etrel, was fn town last night. “TH x ' Give ME wate F ‘Little Billy is in the George M. Co- y KIN | ACK ™ ire ! pa ‘Helen Ware has found a vaudeville sketch suited to her talents. ‘Daniel Carson Goodman has gone to French Lick for a reat. Randolph Hartley has gone West ahead of “The Eternal Magdalene. Friends of the late Charles 1. ‘are planning a memorial service of his memory. \ tulle im private life Mra. Will- jam m, has returned to New York from Mount Kisco. { ‘A bold, brazen man told Doris Eas- ton yesterday that she had “come H hither” eyes. Miss Easton immedi- | ately gave him a “beat It” look. ; Vincent Serrano has been engaged for “Her Price.” It is reported Irene Fenwick may be seen in the leading | role. tt Blanche Ring will give her first por- tt formance !n “Jase O'Day of Broad- way” at the Apollo, Atlantic City, i Feb. 3. i | George Nash, supported by Julia | y and company, aa present “The nexpected” at the Palace next woe | PMHcthe-Trail Holiday” will mo = a feature of the British-American | closely eyed until I saw him sulle. HE COULDN'T AFFORD IT. } Mr to the Harria Fob. 7,| War Relief Fund beneft Feb, 1 at the | “Ab, ha!” I said, “you like my tune. 1] Martin Herman, general manager | [2 ! Oe at the Harris, witi | Century hope you'll get it out right soon. I'm] for A.M. Woods, Wwas standing 1a | 1 if ‘The cast of Augustus ‘Thomas's| eager to collect.” He turned around| front of the Eltinge Theatre yester- i Fr, play “On the Ito Grande" is practi- ith a frown, in semi-rage paced | day, when Fred Fleck, manager ot | |S | jaail.for London Saturday to do some] c#lly complete. ‘The play deala+ with nd down. And then my hopes were | one ‘of the Woods shows, drove up in bd if ‘work for Albert de Courville, the Mexican situation to a certain ex-| Wrecked. “That song ain’ worth a] kis own $5,000 automobile i Fring Berlin will pay $1 a word for| tent. darn,” said he. “It's got a brand new| “Fred has a fine car, hasn't he?” | {td $ new verse for the “Stop, Look, — melody. It's rhymes are perfect, too. | said a man to Mr, Herman. “Why Ht Listen!” song now being sung at the BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Those faults are sure to make it fail. | don't you get on { Globe. The contest will end Jan. 2. AYER ohen i . ! Til have you put in Jail.) “He's a company manager,” replied { Eva Puck, touring the Orpheum cL ar eahe Che Reerae lala, eck my busi yout” L1/Mt Herman, “I can't afford it—I'm 5 Mme with ‘ner brother, Hee, ® 4 song of “hitchle coos,” ex- home and wrote a song in| only his boss.” by {{ came in from Indiana to spend a few iad to get rich, A hundred thou- | which meter was all wrong; the ——- Me) Rae raaee e ape a few [sand bones I saw almost within my |rhivines were simply vile. It's ‘pubs FOOLISHMENT. > ' iiss sill go to Obio Sunday “ rT claw, without a single hitch, | lished and T own @ car, a country Miss Annabelle Florentine Frick, 9 BE ae ete Sunday. an ine | Wate @ publisher T wont—a very busy, | home, and there you are! ‘I've learned Worn dancing. used uosth trick a teresting fm which shows what goes | funn? sana propaly, abowed may |the.reptiine style, Wana St ng he " } a} so i et you in on this, == Now wasn't Miss Annabelle wick? <n Gora Jn the briny deep, will be Succes thix ditty eaniot miss." Ob, ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Ae salle future. ce eH pene 4 Trp teeo) Jobe Morton. en) C vaudeville agent FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, " . as then cg ; one | Deutseh—Write the actors or ¢ “Gibson | Bis wi pone etre pal ete with bang and din and sang the Lon them epi oueen 16: sumering: trem: tong Comedy called “Swank. which wit | \ 6 Mlle. Stand nearby and| Weltsman—There is but one way.t Consumption?” The publisher 1 Call on the publishers: “No, baby in the next apartment.” F HUMAN NATURE “a we By Thornton Fisher 3 CORO sOEEOHCOMOGERAG DHE COOOREROORODOOSS 1OCROWOODIGDONOOOGOCORISOGOEEGS *TaAcey was so grateful to Topsy for having saved her from a ducking by Johnny Glynn that she suggested they have a delicious feast to celebrate and, taking Topsy’s hand, gently led her down many steps into the lowest floor of the house. There, next a wee little hole, Tabby | ind watched and waited. For the first time Tc realized what Tabby calfed a feast, and'she wished that no little creature would venture out of that wee hole of a door. None did until ‘Puss, puss, pu alled Mary the maid from the top.of the stairs, and Tabby had to go. HEN in a twinkling the whole mouse family, mother, father, old grandfolks and little fat babies, scrambled to and fro, carrying their bits of chee nd other stores out of that home which they knew Tabby had discovered’ into another., Topsy saw that the new home had a bigger doorway ; large enough, it was, for Tabby to put her paw through. Topsy's heart was sore for the little creas tures, so she called {There is a big black cat in this house, and while Tabby is gentle and sweet it is in cat nature to catch little mice FS : te : : : 5 fe 5 — = fue swear! Si (DONT KNOW WHATS THE MATTER ) With ME! TRYIN! HENRN - YA, Wappen) @LL SET UP, TOO ‘ AT HIM FOR PAST (INJURIES? CAN F > | GUESS | AWW'T IS SEE-EEEE ) (os TONIGHT, J 1-2-3-Y- LOSING THE OLE BATTIN’ ENE EH! —— oS TERE ORE Nr ml —— INDICATED os © pal a \ats act! Serer — fCOME Of. C fa (Emus THE | CUE - YOU, kHow- came- SO!) IM GONNA GET | Lean GET IN) —so | AND PASTE IN BOOK, Cheapo > Hort ne : a mt ex} <A a N their excitement the mice had not noticed that Topsy stayed I after Tabby left, and now they spied her out; but none nites 4sAJEVER will | be able to see dear Lord Fauntleroy,” sighed stood what she said, and one of the elder gray folk said, “Squeak, Topsy, but none listened. The younger of the gray folk squeak, she is spying to tell our black enemy, the cat, where we made a ring around our rag heroine and sang a song about how safe have gone. squeak, <queals."’ All together they tugged they now were hidden from Tabby cat. But they sang so loud that dress. saying “Squeak, squeak, We will take this ‘ove apt Tabby, who came softly back and missed Topsy, heard their so: yueak,”” And into the new home they took ‘Topsy. and, guessing all, reached through the doorway of their new home tood still’ to hear of the ol practical gray’ cre and rescued the distressed rag doll whose good intentions the. mice These lovely r misunderstood. |Copyright, 1916, Preas Publishing Co. (NY. Evening World.) OUT AT THE MARGIN GETTING INTO THE GAME UHEN THE STAR )PLANER BEGINS TO Go STALE. Fel iy 2 z = = s s s ; ? : 3 3 i 9 Circulatio: ick Number Department, Evening World, ~~ ' aasnnad econ: eS spawn © eeomeammer a