The evening world. Newspaper, January 18, 1916, Page 16

oll-Gate The Evening World Daily Maga ie Ce Mstid. The T iMuiies Datty Droop: Sunday vy the Prone Publishing Company, Now. i 43 Park Row, New York. td teh, Pu President, 62 Park Row, |. ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 63 Park Row, JOBEPH PULITZER, Jr, Secretary, 63 Park Row. ‘at the Post-Ofice at t vi zine, Tuesday. January 18. 1916 Pe of + By J. H. Cassel ‘The cae Rew Fors Oe to Mrs. Solomon By Helen Rowland i New York as Second-Class Ma es to T Evening |For Bngiand and the Continent and) the United States All Countries in the International | 4 Canade. Postal Union. One Year. ns sseernrs One Month. ’ Copyright, 1916, by The Provs Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), RISE, my Daughter, and sing Hallelujah! A Yor the Leap Year hath come, and the Open Season for Pro posals is upon us! Go to! Come not unto ME, saying, “Should a woman proposet” | For since Eve first sald unto Adam, “Verily, thou art it!” Woman hath jalways done the proposing. What mattereth it that a damsel cannot say unto a man: “Come live with me and be my Meal Ticket! For, behold, thou art fair, my Love. Thou needest a Wife, to protect thee from other women, and I know in my heart thet thou lovest me, and that I, alone, can make thee happy and oomfortable, and keep thee within the straight and narrow path. Yea, I have set my heart upon thee! ‘Therefore, etruggle not, for thou art already the LAMB prepared for sacrifice!" i Yet, lo, there 1S a Way! | Behold how the Wise Damsel worketh it. She leadeth her quarry beside the still waters of the conservatory fountain | She patteth his shoulder and calleth him “Poor boy She talketh of his reer,” and marvelleth at his accomplishments. She sigheth with envy, eayin | “How GLORIOUS fs the free life of a Bachelor! How boundless his | possibilities! How DEE-lightful to dwell alone in a bachelor apartment! é “For, behold, though thou hast NO ONE, peradventure, to mend thy garments, nor to see to it that thy coffee be properly made, neither to rejoice in thy triumphs, nor to comfort thee in thine hours of sorrow; ne “PASS THE PROSPERITY.” HE coal miners of the country have the floor. Representatives of 360,000 of them are assembled Indianapolis to-day for the convention of the United Mine Workers of America | There is doubt as to what the coal miners have on their minds.| Whe coal mining industry, like others, has felt the impetus resulting | from Europe's pressing needs. he price of coal has gone up. Coal, Mperators arc asking and getting extraordinary prices for their product. ‘The Miners’ Union has kept up with developments. It made note) Hf the example ect by British miners who refused to work unless they) Were assured a share of the big profits arising from war demands.} Ever since the agreement of 1912 the American unions have warily refused to sign wage contracts binding them for more than a year or two ahead. They believe they have at the present moment| the strongest claim they have ever had for a general adva §n all forms of labor connected with the mining of coal ‘ y ees “eof Ww k “Pass prosperity around” is the watchword. * ‘This week the miners are using it. hhad it. Last week the tee! workers ———" a ‘ono-to cure thy headaches, nor to ‘worry over thee,’ nor to coddle thee, or to lay out thine evening clothes and deck thy dinner table with flowers and “How delightful to go foraging for thy dinners), For, what is HOME | ii { y expe he . clean thy safety razor and monogram thy shirts and sweep up thy cigarette f But it is free to all. We may expect to hear it before long | BLOCKADE Jashes and fill thine house with sweetness and light—yet thou hast ! trepeated in industry after industry, from every corner of the country. | | INDEPENDENCE! ' | | “And fs that not enough! : Why not put “barkers” in the subway during rush hours | “Yea, how pleasant to sit alone by thy fireside in the evenings, with Lee to extol the joys of travelling by the new express trains on | no WIFE to bore thee with her nonsense and cooings and kisses, and ‘Do- ; the “LY? | youloveames?"! «} a | } | : f f - a f : : jtries-and yet I never before saw] But perhaps,” and she smiled as a Keep their feet and skate ahead, but think they must immodiately'| ver y d ay F a b ] es T h e J arr F am i l vente in much great haste, Ts it the| Dright idea struck her, rt is; health strike into waltzes and double eights. All such make it harder and | American habit of ‘hustling’ we hear they partarniy, én : Took te reine a . we ss Hy | ” + ) jo no! more perilous for the rest. Not forgetting that a fast skater going By Sophie Irene Loeb — —— By Roy L. McCardell Hadhisnrebeenis wel coud nat ening oat that, as T realty ‘ aan ; ; . old cs s | 1 looked around me in surprise, could not think of a sensible explana- at full speed and thinking of nobody but himself can crash into some- Copyright, 1910, by ‘The Prew Iriblishing Co, (The New York Hrouing World \* Copsttatil, 1810, br The Press Publishing Co, (The Mew Yoek Soresiog Woetdl rie in ; subway car, and except for | ton ay the moment, and T'was, jeal- . F prright, 1910, he Press Publishing € he New York Rreulm ) fend 0 ; % body else with a damaging force pretty near that of a cannon ball. upon a time there was {more In the social whirl Once in “1 egy POW Is the boss?" asked Mr.Jand go to bed and take a hot toddy,|4 few people standing near the door Attar, Aire Creal ana aeee P i ove. She was | While he would return a small amount 10: DOSE TS RABE BERL RNG BO LO DOD RI hano : : 61 " ' Skate toward others as you would have others skate toward you, vey erties et S wak lot the debt he owed. Fe just hated to H Jarr and Jenkins, the book-| I'm not going to get the grip and] all the passenkors ware asc aes Sed ih Tabi e oay, should chew @ much e, She met tthink about it and he associated the keeper, in chorus, as the} have it run into pneumonia, and die p sonia And tehing whe trains and street cars? eon Om ‘ EN rie php: Laat girl with the Ge Ea DEN ar Ey stenographer came out of the private|and loave a family—for the sake of could, is running |, It's. clalmed that chawiag gm A ‘Dhe British have forced the Turks back to within six miles Mae tint i cation 7. sod sped se ” mn office, stabbing her brains with hat-| devotion to busines “Do you think fhe: tradi ft rund ue keeps the teeth clean and prevents of Kut-el-Amara, We wonder if the beleaguered on the ram- | wight.” Dhet fret evenine 1 che pi isits to the cirl|pins and her nose with a powder! ‘You've got a nerve!" exclaimed |at too high speed?" J asked, trying to been ee ee ak This may be parts’ oan stready 600 the welcome “cloud of dust.” \Uthe wert odie ee. quent, and when he) putt Jenkins, the bookkeeper, ‘I'm the) catoh her idea, still recommennl the use of a tates . i} = ev seemed ew " 1 oy \ t . be a s » Sepals —ees: is so handsome! He has such pol- y Also he found a girl] “He won't be down Jay; he's|Sick guy of this office, Somebody's Not ‘ites ; agi what 1 meant, )PUSh for the yurpose ‘ iyhed manners! And how he who saw him only in his present pros. | still feeling bad,” replied the stenog- | 8t to stay and look after things.” Renter ape { that man over bod: bi ar Si { ONLY A SCOLDING? peyeanents perous state and magnified his every | rapner, “so Um going home.” It was a nice, bright day outside; |in the least. Look at thal jody Goes, for it . ; MERIOAN selling hi And then his gl Uirrcalte. vio Wadterere eo ict tL ce ing home, too," remarked |" Jenkins, the bookkeeper, oursed | there, and at te Ralong, and fee Thine srodoretaly im the babit ta the selli pases’ who ‘eubsti Si deat And then his glances in her direc-|#trl—she who had stood by him. tr m going home, too,” remarker Pi pretty girl further along, a! NR y in the bal e ‘ WN selling who substitute inferior goods oF] son during the evening nent her im, {tie days of hin distress and wholn he | Mz, Jarr, veaching for his hat. “I've Mis luck that he had waited for the| Pour'on this side, too. Hee thelr Jaws| seclusion of the home, and there ts 3 otherwise fail to keep their agreements with forei buyers | ar ax fast forgetting —learned — this ca he . i boss to arrive before complaining. | move, In any other coyntry they |often some benefit to the digestion eign buyers | agination whirling as to the next time | oral S| been feeling roiten all morning, and | "Toe Jenkins, the bookkeaper, had| would finish eating thelr food at/uniess the chewing is continued for get another admonition from the Merchants’ Association might sco him, For it wae al-| "Tix the rare man who forgives tho| if the boss ten’t going to Ki himaelt| oo tet me erent nes home and not have to chew on their] too long u time. ot this city. ready arranged—another party. The|Woman he loves for lending him] coming down to work when he feels ht %. On bl de he office he! *4y downtown.” . But after the gum has been once two bedkine very Much interested 4a bad, why should 17 1’ maelf, On dis way to the office ‘A light dawned upon me. You | chewed, throw it away. Don't atiok it SKATING WEATHER. INE SKATING and enough frigid weather to lay the founda tions for more finds New York in the grip of a skating craze such ag it hasn't yielded to for years, The indoor rinks and the private skating places have heen taxed to their capacity. Now the parks are sure presently to have ice strong enongh to hold even the crowds that will rush to them. * It's an Al exercise—healthful, exhilarating, with plenty of harm Jess intoxication. An hour's skating in the late afternoon, even in-! door, is a long way better than dancing in hot rooms with cocktails; to keep up the zest. Maybe after a season or two of dance madness the town instinctively turns to cooler, healthier exepeise to harde r weeks compared with a Quick Lunch? | “Nay, nay! | |man MUST and will have! jholdeth him OFF, Masculine Nature! Selah. And what are three R day beside the uncertainties and surprises of restaurant cookin And, lo, for the first time, the man perceiveth the hollowness of his life, and yearneth to be babied and coddied and made comfortable! But when he openeth his mouth to protest and babbleth of matrimony (she IS astonished, and admonisheth him, crying | Speak not to ME of Love! And, straightway, the man seeketh to PERSUADE her, and fs accepted, For, that which is denied him, even though he may not desire it, a And, how shall he know that he wanteth any- thing, even a WIFE, until some one telleth him that he cannot have it? | Verily, verily, a foolish damsel leadeth a man ON, but a wise damsel, For she knoweth that OBSTINACY is the first law of ‘LAR meals @ For 1 shall never marry!” its muscles and retemper its nerves. It was time. 2 SSRI AAASAAREROUAADAG EE Everybody wishes the skaters all the fun they can get. But onc! “mee e ° thing they will do well to remember. The more there are of them, the} . soem ee | F 00 | 1s h H a b 1 t Ss more careful they must be of one another's safety. 1 ae | — By Andre Dupont —- Reckless skating on crowded ice is a serious menace to lim) and| - * : even to life. Of four skaters at Van Courtlandt Park last Sunday who } Coorright, 1916, Ly The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), . } The Chewing Gum Habit: ‘were taken to the hospital with broken bones, one at least had been 66] PO not at all understand it," fn that uncouth way. And that rin down hy somebody attempting some showy feat. | | said the pretty foreigner, “I siuly think that te eado te its aie: The police report that this year beginners are not content to ¢ have travelled In many coun- “with a cud? It would seem that such warnings ought to be backed with some- going home each other, Love soon followed. ‘But | had bought a little bottle of sneeze jmoake 4 great mistake, They com- nity to imitate a cow with a cud? on the side of the bureau or under- ; . ‘ \ pow ore al pl heon hours ago. They are|neath the furniture again i thing more compelling than word With that delightful declaration there LS uetltg roared es & pete avantiiously, takings bites of / when you happen to be tn tee Slate 7 A ‘ p a dinappol cl | ws J 1, They are simply vic-|1It may be eco: t P » American exporters are at this moment dealing with new cus- ane een a ae th Lea p Y ear Love Lett r | and then when a sneezing fit followed pee iat ‘Amerioan habit.” the pri fe toll cflcmae wee Asap wr bs Homers in many parts of the,world. If these customers are satisfied| fuiure perhaps in the distant tature OPS | ie nna expected saat tne vow woud | "And Fe Feary) PORE. ote chewten getenaleneh : y a Mic , . ° ome an¢ but still she w: . ‘i. lend aa! eo ; they will become permanent and attract others. That means mil-| 7h young man had not the where- From the New Eve to the Old Adam vee cop fre aby deere “put T don't wee the reason, "ve | oner day, “The only racan on eares f ions and millions of dollars added to the solid, lasting jg| Withal. Ho was so busy learning all | : “You're Sipic 2 | edeete eS : ae ooee ‘ " i | Tasting trade of this] Nihal, Ho was so bury tarning ail] By Nixola Greeley-Smith | Nowe a healthy Tooking sick | women, realy think ther look at; | and come and camels, Why fo cist t eountry. latest cut of clothes from the tailor | man!" growled Jenkins, “I'll bet ten] tractive wagsling thelr ell, why is it? Pj as that he had not saved anything, Of : noo | dollars you don't go home, You're f i The American seller, therefore, who at this critical morent be | ho could not ask his beloved | Corgright, 1916, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) going out looking for trouble. Ten to d Sens By H. J. Barrett Ere Daves in a manner calculated to destroy foreign confidence in Ameri- poverty with him, he told | No, 111, you smile for a moment that one woul And it Wake my gAvies Dollars an ense By I. J. Barrett ¥ . tingly. Was she willing to DAM, oh, Adam, our two moth-|luctant, unbelieving smile, 8 z @an goods is a serious danger to the country’s commerce and in fact emy to the nation’s permanent prosperity. a Was, Now, this young woman had somo ers took me in hand yesterday A pe. | Deavily overstocked with good - t . anes “ot her own, It was « small for three hours of harem talk. | in my, blood, when suddenly your|imind what [ sa second-hand machines,” hia hand “machines which hE ca Seolding is not enough. There should be some more offectual SOmfOrtADIG nid APY) ANd RIS DOS | ne eee ee ee tay eee ise nee daner Mr vole | Hut Mr, Jarr laughed Jenkinets dia-| Gected the proprietor O° © Cimiwt | traded tn 3 . al | co able and happy} and his pov- | we. we 6 art of be-| Poke through ‘my dream. “I hope ; e city, "I "We ‘i z ‘Way to deal with him, ned” almost. ‘to “prover an | Nere instructing me in tho art of be- | yon TONEY That you are a very | Mal prophecies to-Beorn, and cased | agency located in : elon sea (ee renantiee here have ene of Pie | attraction, For could not | ing @ successful wife, but if my] good housekeeper, because T may himself into his new shaggy overcoat, | try to evolve a plan whi we allowed on itt in po oceania | brove how mug h she adored lim by} young soul had not been able to/ well tell you now that Adam is a Hoe paused by Jenkins’s desk to fle| applied through the mall. ~ |cost. If you find, as is likely ey = a ' . mationce and wi The c 4 ’ y 008," ‘ : a owing] the ¢ that the d ; ° Verily, who shall pacify the peacemakers? Jand ‘changing hin tailor in ord | Suggestions and warnings I am sure] ji yy and how Luc! cus bookkeeper took advantage of his| letter, carefully multisraphed and) as le ily ¥. be permanent and ie save for the “only girl,” rather| I should have hanged myself at dawn) Morning, felt. when. he attention bei distracted to pour| filled in, was sent to a list of 10) the you Can ‘turn ene Memmlty wood, looked forward to something happen- | this morning. If what your mother | eternal night then MY mother's a " users: achine © secon hani BE te possible for nelenbors to live! ome people are eatisfed wit Se Ee ee youn tina {tention to. that, you know. 'Hetter | Mr. Jarr’s shoulder, Junt as that wen-| [GeRtemat sou need an extral in other words, yout will han fof fn Peace with one another if they| themaelves, but it ably n ng. As he loved life UT) tind out now just how he likes his|tleman turned down the collar of his writer in your office. A machine|use of a machine duri a ie 4 Probably doesn't he continued in the | adopt you instead During the ak cooked. Does he like his e overcoat. type i ; 'e during the entirg ave Bo children. Soh Gome to va bly | ed, she like his eg ; vn; business suddenly takes | year absolutely eee Ne ie Biened, Biome -Hacon iGo CR Eas luncheon where they held the au-| renee” And YOUT: tnotier| For while Mr. Jari was preparing breaks down: Vimpr any number of y free of charge - W, luck did not come s s ‘ | “Lye brought Eve. two | to depart Jenkins had secretly fished % te umnPI 1 Ve yy urs," 0 a fol , Tve brought Eve two | to depart ¥ fis! be And while} Within a wee ; Ben who remark airily that money| 4 e 8 6 [ + Because pIuCK Was Tack tng, eee ie ie eee then ntieetise | recipes for onion soup and. potato Out the small phial of sneeze powder, | contingencies may, nee onic to be| the cxporines® it was evident thas fe good for nothing but spending man who doesn't gossip about|On the contrary, it turned the other | St ane sila “gant ia thom. | thinking pethaps he might treat him. | you're waiting be Aperiment was a suceprs. 1. San pavente Ito" wpend “Albany other people may miss a lot of the| way, for the voting man Jost his job, | Patronisingly “when I lstened ut ull.) Anat. | Sanne clad seen. iF tok AL ut ancesing and weare Afr, delivered time 1 loa. If, therefore.|resuited in’ many ‘naies “of yecond spice fe ju iT eve i” e had one or 0 . jeaser bf B i “ ile: eel Ii oer 1 bar r e enkins, > » ad * hs 6 macht | C e he . oueiia {ro Seeaee BA io te paver Nept jon chateau esr Wrrivee| Jour hearts about the generation be.| Member, my des r that’ sou musi Jarr into suawealing Thas be Jenking, vol. saul A es Asie " rental, we | plu tae nee chiens Khe an neath . es 6 P s duotigl poaltlon,” he feared he wen fore. When L was not listening I was | never dispute anything he says before | fo home ane 2 ul ine believe you'd be Interested, Implication of the popul A man is always uncomfortable! It never fails to mako a woman| love it It he went down in the seats, {inking of you and of two tin dinner. Tt is uselews to argue with aj that he, Edward Jere, would pobly | Osiow does this augaéstion imprens) Reminz\ood persuaded many jorpice then he tells his wife a lie and|emite to herself w lary. me Brooke's “Menclaus und | bungry man. Hay st the office and Go Ail the: work, 2 ‘The demand for the Reming- | ch now machine at oma’ Pina if when she hears some- |of salary, lp dear Ad for « rent [| But it was too late now. Mr, J you machine at onee, Thus doesnt know wihether she believes | body talk about what a tine manager] So he talked it all over with the | rorgot that I, was Ih ove with a god, |avercout collar turned "down W000, for whieh WeAKS LOGRt Amenis.) ANG birds were Killed: With ant see him or not. her husband ts.—Columbia State, Powe Woman and explained how | “He swung his word and crashed And it aeomed to me that Twas about |ubout half a teaspoonful of the sneeze! -=——— ae — — AY something would soon come | into the din | te join ma lite with a dinosaurus or | sowder and held it captive, but with- er, Letters From the People it bed gouren Hes Leer owas] a Pernt DREN like @ god." | Ae” ones prehistoric monster you | out spreading any of the rth ating Ps B sg paameaneteans 2 ery long and diplomatic anc : nat is the way Tin | 03 r § Saft H ‘at?| substance upon the atmosphere; und T f akes im Ire! the theory that freland was immune |JN(G. Bul at the end very adroly he| afraid] went Intow 2 trance | Wein ky oot, A Rage never kinwn | before anything further could happen hrift “ Vv Samuel Smiles} - Wo the Editor of The Evening Wi from snakes. But apparently noth. |a#ked her would she not Jend tim a] in which I felt your arms around me y woman who was any los amianle| Mr. Jarr was gone. (Hy Penaimion of Harper & Browhers,) = J. D. G. 16 anxious to know are| ing came of it and none were reported {little Money “Lo tide over." OF coursy| as they were when T proposed to yuu helore Meine fed or any more reason. | Th a erowded street car an im Bere any snakes in Ircland, Also| seen. Bo, if it ever happened, the |e, Mile and assured him at ones! and sald that you had wot asked we ey foreard, And yet We pet{tiont individual brushed past Mr. os ave vhey ever been seen there. It is| poor things died, like monkeys in tha} Wat wl that was hers was his, ‘To| to marry you because you cared too like good 1 cap | Jarr and liberated some of the sneese No. 3—The Workingman, By the workingm @emerally accepted that thero are| English climats, or perhaps the|Meke & long fat another dip-| much for me to want to make me “ave goed re ‘to| powder, and Mr, Jarr began to ‘ mean me: meagan we do not or at least have not been since! Blarney Stone overshadowed” thor [Omar “loving at fol-| your squaw, Then L thought of th a thought Thad thrown |anceae. | PYM history of industry is uniform | With nip muscles ang mo MNS 4 anare the aye of “Our Saint,” and he geta| We do not appreciate snakes in or|/7yped, And with it more a | best description of a woman's love [6 of these 1 “Use your handkerchief!" cried an in the character of its Illus Can do this, Rut ne eee A bores credit of baniching them, together | out of the grass in Ireland, ‘They j thle continued for a considerable) have evor seen, one line from “Tha {; have no iron-faced lady standing nearby, tions, Industry enables 1 Workinginan’ ig it pre-emntnenty smith the toads, This may be, but|a short shrift. I have seen sneaj]| tie and still the luck the young| second Hlooming”: “She fe fs au vou rensive | Mr. dJarr attompted to. reply orest man to achieve honor, if n rain also, aiid where works with tle people think it is the climate ugh, in Ireland, Hut they| Man War looking for did not material. | fowering.” “For that Is not a dinosaurs, or Ye adopt {only sneezed the more poe Tho greatest names. in| S2ateM le under tee ole, DAY Stem. Centuries ago, when Ireland was a jentiful. A black toad that|then, bur thet mee He soe now and | make mo fect! 8 Seat ago my you ag my baby instead of taking you | waa reized by a atout-built man and distineiion. | Coe Bieall hes Mt idior faculties, ‘The man whe ot oe forest and huge animals stalked en in England $s also absent | continued as a © woman | was bre dead as a rose gar: for my husband, Mother asked ame| hustled off the cay. ne history i rature und ia pieture, who wi t, there may have been some|in Ireland. We have only tho Continued ‘to land bie money A con-| in wint ly there Is nothing» just Tow. what Tf have been erying| “You are under arrest!” science are those of labouring men. makes a law, “ iS o " Fa book, war . Who knows? About ten|browny-yellow frog. Once, after uljis¥ he obeained a pautien, wen & an that, But to-day about and T told her. |stout-built man. “You are A working instrument-maker gave ud) 4 Workingmin Of the hiehesy ey gd® ago there was @ wild rumor|long drought in tho summer of 1892, (silmped and ened ie ater ae had | every thought that I have blossoms 9) litle Tee” she sald, “youl in public and distributingg germs!” ihe steam engine; a barber, Wie spin so necesmary to the phyeicar ene that some © Ml person had brought |I saw dorens of dead black touds by fiimped and saved in order to help} toward you, FOR you, and every wilt tind that to be a good Wife means| Hut Mr. Jarr did not reply except ning machine; a weayer, the mule: a/tuinient of tie come puyelcal su enakes let them loose at/the roadside in Somerset; nasty y. instead of his d thought is beautiful and fragrant, to be « mother to a human belng|to sneeze, and he was led off to the pitman perfected the locomotive; and| pPloughman or the she teh a > ney. County Cork, to see if they| flabby looking things, twice aa big as'to return the moran nee Same; | Warm and deep with sunlight, and whom von permit to treat you like a| police court, Jenkins had been & workingmen of all grades have, one |less important us prowitigg but no! live there, and Ma tlapons oftour frogs. V. M.&, Closter, N.Y, perity found him “iving” Wet ase ate nal Hy set Sah One dy bila” On, Ada a xone EFve BPORD RE Trouble was coming tO after another, added to the triumphs ite highes i for so- jand I sat, Adam, glowing and I listening to the sound of cymbais and stay you are here and nurse your job; going to get into trouble, HERE must be some way of stimulating the sale of those >i has increased tremendously during the peat few months. As a result we're ef mechanical skill. Pere CVT ge erie sity, intellectual nourise- 4 r