The evening world. Newspaper, January 4, 1916, Page 20

few cent *S’MATTER, POP?” — ‘THE EVENING WORLD'S Picture Uoprnigit, 1916, by The Prem Publishing Ov. (The New York Brening World). WHAT STATE CAPITAL 18 THIS? FLOOEY AND AXEL—We Fail to Notice That Axel Is Especially Tickled Over It! / Yep! we does!) ( THISLE BE A SURFRIEE- ) AY KNEW SOMETHING VOULD HAPPEN “To SPOIL mY TRIP IH! (T MEANS JUST WOT IT SAYS YPooR IDIOT! IT MEANS YER FoR AXEL Aut RIGHT. OLD FRIEND FLOOEY - MeE.- I — Lu BE TicKLeD MYSELF, 1S GONNA BE THE aN " NEW LEADER OF OUR. PEACE Party ft — — OU, | Bet ITS A CABLE FROM FORD “TELLING ME HE WANTS ME. “To BE THe wae LEADER OF THE PEACE -PARTY = Gimme (vl — ha Pty — You Know, They Say: * “‘What’s Sauce for the Goose Is orem for the Gander!”’ Nf Soe DEAR — How y - IT HAE A LETTER | JES AN’ I FIND er the indicated frac- 3 To-DAY FROM “THE : "6 the pictu: “ MUCH MONEY HAVE ae FE HAD MORE otters spelt the neme|P WE GOT IN’ THE 5 p LAWYER WHO WOUND Ls “THAN A Nae EXPECTE Welll T cer a pais THOUSAND —5, WHY Do You ASK ! LIFE’S LITTLE “IFS” Of all the girls who ever come away from their bome town She was tic greenest one—her name; ‘was Angelina Brown, | She wasn't even up-to-date; her ral- ment was a joke: Bhe couldn't dance, she couldn't skate, she'd never tried to smoke! | But when a month or two had passed | oh, dear! ah, mo! oh, my! be had the city girls outclassed—her style would “knock your eye!" Bhe'd learned to skate, she'd learned | to dunce, to powder up her nose, | And city manners to enhance by bored, nonchalant pose, | i { ! T™ city near or country far; in cold| or torrid clime— | It makes no difference where they are on nd WOMEN all the Ame! | THOSE KID IDEAS PRACTICE NICELY Now, ) Not Up On Poultry. FREDDY’ . BIRTHDAY GOAT_DISAPPEARED— M1 nsas City = You out in tae stable now. 4 . spl bettie epee presley ne N board of his Majesty's shipa) Star, : E CHAVTERK XXIV. A GRE O two seamen were hotly engaged errr " ARUSIC ENT. 1 ideal potty i han! in an argument as to the class] Definition of Water. | of animal a hog belonged to, one of ‘ON the eve of the annual mee | them asserting it was a sheep and the U ing of the Kentucky Edue other equally certain it was a pig. tional Association another Sei cine: ae aasae one: of of the public schools may not them turned to an old salt, who was s. This one is said to have hap 1 at the Washington school standing close by, saying: © part of the original work wa: To solve this Great Dot Mystery| [Pew] | “Here, Bill, you've knocked about a hi fAnitions of familiar things, join the dots with a pencil line as} PADEREWS { Aw-/a, I Don’ | WANTA BE LIKE PADDY ROOSK!-~ I WANTA BE A POLICEMAN Like PAT O'Brien! FTER the buffato had passed, ued by a pack of angry » cowboy shouted nH | there, goat, firmly amiss, says the Louisvill food | bit. What is a bog? Is it a pig or| “Johnny Jo! nes, what is water?" each chapter is printed. Begin with | | a sheep?” asked the te r Dot No. 1 and take them in numerical Whereupon Bill, after due consider-| For’ the ment Johnny waslorder, Then cut out each picture, | ation, replied:: stumped. y for the moment,|and when the last chapter is Printed | “Well, to tell the truth, chu = though, triumphantly an-|you will ha’ a thrilling mystery 7 he truth, chummy, I) swered: r is what turns black | story complete to be pasted in your don’t know much about poultry,”"— Tit-Bit vhen you p! it- Bits. ur hands in tt," scrapbook. Chapter AXV. will be atch, ceiete printed next Thursday. ; ight! There Ww ere More. PEAKING of fish stories, one can. | and milk of the younges? ¢ working a small mitve sion when a commicteeman | janded | 3 nining a class of poys in tho 7 | town wished |which passed thrc ho asked, “tent {Would ® 5 BB hour ketone. bi means, and | sistent knock at the front doo |village landlord to serve him before| give # ser strate i the regular “dinner” hour, Soon he|, A bright Httle darky, \ , ‘ was admitted to the dining room,| hand. “I know, sah! Ts lying Mos' | on the doorstep where a fairly good meal was spread | {sh storie’ am fibious!"—Scribner’s| pall, can we hay before him, But flies were so numer. | Magazine. cried Longwed. ‘ ‘ot the im- ous that the landlord had to stand be- — |p: ‘ence to ask for your beauteous ball hind his chair and shoo them wita a Strong Argument. | when you've just about frightened one | napkin. | |e vey go child to death with it “Great Scott!” exclaimed the sales- RASH! There was a soundsot said the complacent | P ete ‘= > man, “I never saw so tnany flics!” breaking glass, and to the con- lycate? ‘be reasonable! You've got six. | teal op * retorted the landlord, scorn. real teen kids, you know, and we've, only | re ky Shucks! This ain't nothin'# sternation of the Longwed fam- got one bull!—Kochester Posi§ Lx- | THE END OP THE SECOND EPISODE’ Lf you want to seo Mes, Just watt till fly 3 football landed in the byead press.