The evening world. Newspaper, December 8, 1915, Page 20

aS ae Se anime ER eS Sammy’s Sayings BY HAZEN CONKLIN POHBOODOOUMGOOGHS'Y Compriant, 1915, by The Mreas Publishing Co, ‘ (The New York Rrening World), DAD SANS S0y¥s5 ARE ALL LARS. SISTER_SAYS ey Ae ALL oNTH: at a SAYS THEN RE ALL STOMACH, tg But MY UNCLE Bee ALL Ricker ! Saved! ‘T « very fashionable and equally A expensive tailor shop about town a certain middle-aged out-of-town customer discovered that he Incked sufficient change to pay for his humble purchase—a pair of gray yay I charge them?" he asked. “T find 1 haven't my checkbook with me.” % a “what was the namo? deman' the rather displeased tailor in per- ory manner “Ob, that's all right, air, = pone the tallor, now beaming wit s- a affability. “Your som trad Rare yaie Record. Co Taking No Chances. R. CAPRON and his wife M struggied valiantly to teach 7 their little daughter. Eaith to Spepent th) Jettor “a” Try 98 thay the little girl refused bed ‘the first letter in the aoe, bet, and after several vain ¢ rind ‘Mg! Capron retired trom the atrugs! raged. pa % apron called the child to her, ‘and in Capron Gfonate manner asked: ‘“Baith, dear, tell, mother why you qon't learn to say “A. Sorel mater cranes, Paws ‘@ you and tater ‘will want me to aay ‘bd. "Harper's Magazine. —_—_——— On Second Thoughts. . the young acme Ta tee for baby. We will call Imogen.” oer crn was lost in thought a few mo- He did not like the name, but he opposed it bis wife would bave “Mphat's nice,” said he presently. ‘ivst eweotheart was ‘and she will take it as a we will call her Mary, after my ” was the stern reply.—Na- Fetal Keontnly. The Alternative. an Eastern city there was a young man who was not very am- Pitious. The kind of work that he Was willing to do was not forthcom- ing and the result was 4 rewular at- at the cigar store. “Hello, Jim,” solicitously remarked a friend, meeting the young man on ‘the street me ety cas “have you that position yet?” # Jo" reeponded the youth with an priate sigh, “positions seem to z vi wearce just now,” |, 1 wouldn't give up, old boy,” kindly encovraged the friend. “It you can't get a position why not take a job/)—Philadelphia Chronicle-Tele- yh. Home and Comic Page of OS’MATTER, POP?” « Wwieete THLAP PED -——™M Mads / : ca 4 . How ABouT tr CaP = td. We ATEN Wer. “TODAY A THINK? IT HELPED PA! gm Pa USED TO *LO Doe! I DUST SAW Y' WIFE DAWGONE ~THAT NEW “FUR: COAT" OF HERS MUST A MINT | FACT 16 SHE GOT TH’ ConT, BY ACCIDENT! IF KIDSBURG’S PRISONERS CAN'T ESCAPE FROM ‘THE TOWN JAIL, THEY CAN ESCAPE WITH ITI eCoD! ATLAST Youve ECIDED To REFORM AND _ TURN THE OTHER owen 1} WELL "TWAS “THIS WAY-I.GoT HOME LATE TH’ OTHER NIGHT —TH HALL WAS DARK -BuT I COULD DUST MAKE OUT A we By ——e | 0 Mm ‘i MUN Thornton Fisher we . 4 male eee fi Sur WeaeR Swen By Bud Counihan ER-BuT I IT 16 ' AN Tyar's 5 THOUGHT Your - WHY SHE GoT WIFES NAMI ™ Coat! oS The Great Dot Mystery WHAT WILL FREDDY'S BIRTHDAY P' QNT BEf SEE IF YOU CAN HELP LEARN THE SECRET, CHAPTER XIU. Ba REDDY'S father gave iim « goat F for a birthday gift, And just as soon as he had stabled it In the garage he hurried downtown to pick out a set of harness, On his return he found the lock on the garage broken and the goat gone, There was not a telltale finger printy, not one, But be- Side the open door he found a—— To solve this Great Dot Mystery Join the dots with a pencil line as each chapter is printed. Begin with dot No. 1 and take them in numerical order, Then cut out each picture, and when the last chapter is printed you will have a thrilling mystery etory completed to be pasted in your sorap- book, Chapter fourteen will be print- ed next Friday. Stood on His Rights. ! finally the jailer told the zrtacee, he did not behave he would put nine out. ‘To which the prisoner replied “I will give you to understand, six, i per wood a right here as you Saray Like Cures Like. 66 OW, Willy,” said the mother, “you told me a falsehood, - Do you know what hap- pens to little boys who tell false- hoods?” “No, ma'am," replied Willy sheep- iahly. “Why,” continued the mother, “a big, black man with only one eye in the centre of his forehead comeq along and files with him up to the maon, and makes him pick sticks fot the balance of his life. Now, you will never tell a falsehood aga Tt ts awfully wicked!"—1 Journal, Visi 8 Visits for $5 ‘The reason why many people suffert fron will you? * Home Pro) to ‘ea MAN arrested for atealing Pvake hose: chickens was brought to trial, seays the Pittsburgh Chronicle- Telegraph. The case was given to the | all jury, who brought him in guilty, and | { the Judge sentenced him to three months’ imprisonment, The jailer was a jovial man, fond of a emile, and, feeling particularly good on that particular day, con- sidered ‘himself insulted when the para, looking around the cell, told im it wae dirty and not fit for a hog to be put in, One word brought om another til! petare t 4 ho “heein their treatment before Jn ity “reveive “treatment cnn athay require it without aby tive crease th the fees a ii DR. J. C. McCoy, CANDLER BUILDING E A ters soors wrat tow ba rs Reineadas Gare Spomela Thum 4.M, OP. M, Gunday, 10 4,