The evening world. Newspaper, December 6, 1915, Page 18

j } 66] F you are too stout,” said the Home and Comic Page of — he Day’s | GooD STORIES OOOO" What She Chose. OBE STAHL, who impersonates the working girl so cleverly, tells the following story anent erowded conditions of the slums. pretty girls of fourteen or) fifteen talked, as they sat making | @rtificial flowers, about what they'd) do if they each had a million dollars, *T4 buy a house at Coney and live) Where all the year round,” eaid the! Girst girl @ buy automobiles and diamonds ive in Europe,” said the second. | ‘The third little girl, heaving a sigh| ine content at the thought, said: | “T4 sleep alone."—Young’s Maga- ernest iaasions The Way It Goes. Physician, “eat lecs, take exercise, avoid sweets, and fat meat, Live main} spinach, lean meats, celery, and so forth. If you cease your body fat-making foods cease creating fut cells. It is @asy to reduce If you will prac- self-denial.” ardon me, Doctor, but do you fol- we Set regimen you have just men- 7 inquired the patient 4 trifle stout, you know, give advice, my dear sir,” replied a Esculapian, “not take it!” % or Rules of the Game. OTTLE Mary Lou wan eager to @et back to her new doll and didn't know there was going to dessert, says the #unday ine. She slipped quietly from shais, hoping she would not be jut in tho hall sho met the cook the ice cream, and as quietly as ‘had left it she siipped back to her Mocustomed place at the table. Lou,” said her mother re- Provingly, “I thought you had finished Sinner, It isn’t polite to come ore “But I didn't excuse myself, moth- A” the little girl said quickly, —___ Easy. N Englishman, serving bis coun- try as attache to the British Bmbassy at Washington, says @hat Bir Arthur Conan Doyle has “S’MATTER, POP?!” w w AW, 1 SEE YouR AMBITION HAS TAKEN A NEw Course Y AND mae PRY WINO 8 Al y'see axe, THAT BOARD ON YER CHEST Witt KEEP You FROM GEIN’ HURT BUT We OTHER Guy'LL FEEL (T WHEN HE SOAKS YA- ‘ hg , : MAKMInw wire BILL, | GOT AcauANTED “Speeches TODeEN WITH THE LAOW UPSTAIRS: SHE HAS A than once been sought out by desirous of consulting him it thefts, according to the Literary ‘0 one auch woman Sir Arthur paturedly said, “My detective are quite at your service.” “Frequent and mysterious thefts,” @aid the woman, “have been occurring my house for a long time. There last week a motor horn, ®& broom, a box of golf balls, a left boot, a dictionary and half a tin plates.” “The cise is perfectly clear,” sald Bie Arthur; “you keep a goat.” Sabatianaiemenons Not Her Fault. Dest efforts to mal attractive sometimes ‘Tit-Bi Recently a district visitor in the @ast ond of London asked the wife of notorious drinker why she did not her husband from the public a home 1, gays “Well,” she answered, “I ‘ave done ‘dest, ma'am, but ‘e will go there.” hy don’t you make your home look more attractive?” “I'm sure I've tried ‘ard to make fomelike, ma’am,” was the reply. took up the parlor carpet and @prinkled sawdust on the floor, and it a beer barre! on the corner. | But, ma'am, it ain't made a bit of dif- — s Did His Duty. A MAN was walking along tho street, and saw a house on fire. ‘He rushed across the way and{| gang the bell. After some time a » Who proved to be slightly deaf, d at the door, jadam, your house is on fire.” + “What did you sa The man began 4 @own. He pointed Your house is afire! gut! No time to lo: “What did you sa “House afire. Qu ‘The Seay smiled. “Is that all?” she eet ing up and e. “E said es bursting “tat St Tian chinn ay fut eo Argonaut. KIDSBURG CP ' \ wee NA <i GIVE “HoT=Topny” ME_E you SOY, Ger a Art HOT “ONION uP" INTO YOU - AN’ “TAKE. A val M SUE TARR] Toor K A I} 2 BE ALLRIGHT!, WANT A GED OFF T'DAy Boss —xr GopDA AWFUL COLD IN DA HEAD ! YOU CAN'T HAVE A Mo} UNL YOU ENFORCE THE TRAFFIG REGULATIONS : TANTS RIGHT OFFICERS HIM The HooK! WE'VE 60T_ To SET AN =| EXAMPLE To These RECKLESS Joy RIDERS. BESIDES , WE NEED The FINE. =\\ SToP: \ SRoNAnce! ash nee “/// || \\ HE INHERITS “THOSE COLDS. THE EVENING WORLD, Monda we we we Sfouve STARTED, out To Te A SANDwicr]-MAN, I SEE AXEL—Yes, the Tall Irish Gentleman Is Quite Willing—but Axel Is Not ! AND ‘To PROVE , LADIES an’ GENTLEMEN , THAT THIS MAN 1S UNDER MY HYPNOT 1c CONTROL 1M GONNA ASK IF ONE OF YOU MEN WILL STEP UP ON TH! AN’ PUNCH HIM IN THE CHEST: He with Nov FEEL ITS AGE. NES Mam, MY Mama, p SHE SAN KIN ma NOU LEND HER A CUP OF SUGAR J SHE sev! st we TLL BE Goo-BYyE CoLD! SES You WRAP THIS PIECE O' FAT PoRK WITH RED PEPPER ROUND Y'NECK-AN' THIS FLAT call ON Y'FEET —'S ALL "OD Sos EVER DID! rise SES DO AST oy Y AN! step RicHT uP SiR! THE TALL IRISH- LOOKING GENTLEMAN (5 WILLING To STRIKE THE BLOW — STep RIGHT uP H | THINK @& GOOD y. Decemb we er 6, 1915 “ws By C. M. Payne MY MISTAITE. MY MI STATE U Copprett i818, Press Pubitening On (MY. NEIGHBOR APPRECIATES A LITTLE FAvoR Like THAT, SWEET- HEART AN’ You Win FRIENDS, roo! ME AN! MY PoP-ALL i WE EVER DID FoR A COLD-WuzZ dE SS * TAKE A FEW SWiGs O° COAL OIL! XITHINK Tity 4 CALL TH’ DocToRs -( FAWTHER $ oo C7 AINTCHA GOT Some BETTER EVER’ CINUETE! 'S NOTHIN SEVEN DOO OOOO 0 000K 000000) Sammy’s Sayings BY HAZEN CONKLIN PCOOMOCOONOCO OOOO gt, 1915 by the Press Publishing Co, (The New Yors Evening World), F/SWING AND WiI— SHING ARE ALOT ALIAE. SOME FOLKS Cay SIT ANO DO E:THER| ALL DAY — AND Afov GET ap Te! at CHAPTER XI. Be REDDY arose early on his birth- F day and hurried to open the box which held his mysterious gift. On one side of the box he saw a jumble of dots and figures. “What cap those mean?” asked Freddy. Now, if, he had been wise Iike you he would have Joined the dots in their order and found owt what they meant, Thereb’ You've guessed it! His birthday gift was To solve the Great Dot Myp Join the dots with a peneil ee a, each chapter is printed. Begin with dot No. 1 and take them in numerioal order. Then cut out each picture, and when the last chapter is printed you will have a thrilling mystery story completed to be pasted in your sorap> book, Chapter thirteen will be next Wednesday, en i _ Bumstead’s Worm Syrup A rf Rem: ‘ormes. stovd "the, toot for adv vages, (pe forme. Bete ae aa = Bhat AE GEOR, Se elle as 0) Kano as Da Phila Pa, tee"