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THE FVENING WORLD, MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 19165. : DON’T E DURE SHOT ON BROADWAY; rT ns Ni Shela Bo Bhi cool LP 4 er if Bod eame beta J my? mee Dream Giri” and| (2) We do not answer such queations ’ me jel 4 on y Sweet Ad here. 3 vel ft cen’ N ’ /vonue, His Iicense identification | Meeting delivered « Briet address on “My Sweet Adair” | Seiten sk ihre y An average of 6 ber cont : H card seemed to bear him ont. was applauded until he joined the sk@tch by Charles Horwitz called) certain amount, (6) Five hundred or : Ho was standing at Broadway and club. "War Orders.” It is a comedy and|« thousand dollars Sixteenth Street at 3 o'clock, he told strictly neutral, he says. Sam Lowett . k Ps Ce Detective Fishel, waiting for a north- | TO HONOR W. H. CRANE. — ii, Ne star. In the east also are Mr FOOLISHMENT. Chauffeur Taken to Hospital With) pound trotiey when he felt something | | William HT, Crane is to be the hon- jiorrington, : | want no Christmas @ift hay bid ‘ ; ating him on the neck. fe th Jored guest at a dinner to be given Ialph Kellard, Fox film i C yar said Gr an fe ‘ot “te: | Neck Wound—Waiting for covered he was atict, but heard fo early in the new year by the theatri- Pinning a Happy Marriage ¢ Ris roars ‘were’ beard, Pape’s Cold ~ Compound” ., | > a 7 + object of whic to brin, n Car, He Says. revolver report, and there was no one cal managers of New York. Mr. Crane (pot Of which Is to brin ends colds and grippe have n aight He hailed a passing tax! ked the chauffeur to take ! spital. The New York Hospit lievue were the nearest, but he aken to Polyclinic. He didn't IDENTIFYING MOZART. Barney Bernard asked the property in a few hours. | man at the Lyric Theatre to brighten | Take “Pape’s Cold Compound” every. sn't going | UP his dressing room the other day./two hours until you have taken ‘on on out of| A few hours later Barney found an} doses, then all grippe misery Jand “The New Henrietta” will return their brides from the West to play the Bronx bulance shoo: House the week of Feb. 21 and this week, jus Theatre the week fol- — [rene Fran ‘he New Henrietta” ‘is say that dog probatty the las! t te| A. taxicab stopped at Polyclinic gh the | Hospital shortly after 3 A. M. to-day, and fieure Ralph n drops us one if she play in which the to sing three songs, wri erento the ro Par D. D. D. for the generous trial bott iso about D. D. D. Soap. At all Riker sr drugetat | 994 the chauffeur assisted @ man Ask him | who had been in it to the door cad disappeared Sonar t ha Ag BA] ey Hy her own pe ad, wale she is spending | old, chipped bust of Mozart on his|and your cold will be broken. or Hememan stores sappeared tends to make New York C two weeks in vaudeville, One of i ] ens your clogged-up mom F Y The man had a bullet wound tn the | Homme aker this asascn, and will only them te about « chorus 1 and Miss | @ressing table, He summoned the fi be on eee: up OF 15 Fears | nck of his neck which the doctors e, the young | Haine! Somebody sald to 1. M. Sothern re-| appear on the stage in what his man-° Franklin calls it, “Don't. Marry No| Property man head; stops nasty discharge Or mose the Standard was f behind a gentleman ona motor ; cently that t in “Lord Dun-| acer, Joseph Brooks, terms “special Millionaire's Son.” Imagine! “What's this for?” he demanded, P (y e bed bd found t serious, He said he Yon't tell me the details. Fhe po ently that the jokes in “Lor » wi e ty-| Geo . P . > running; relieves the headache, dull- Skin Remedy . Don't tell me the dets he poor arts.” Mr, Crane will be seventy ree F. Morley, Treasurer of the| «you sald you wanted your room 2 was Herbert Restell, forty years old, girl will recover, 1 hone dreary,” which he is presenting at the) 5ne years old next April. The com-|Vitagraph Theatre, has written a! pxed up, didn't you?” asked the prop- | "** sore throat, enees- = Rooth, were rather old Mr. Sothern | mittee which will ha charge of the scenario, they say alled “The Bright erty n. Ing, soreness and stiffness, became irked, and as a result is out| arrangements for the dinner is com-| Lights of Hroadway." If the Vita. Sure, but what's this thing?" Don't stay stuffed-up! Quit blowing 8 with ‘4 tos ns—come | Posed of Daniel Frohman, Sam HH.) xraph people don’t look out he'll sell) and snuffling. Ease your throbbing a $ (| Harris, Lee Shubert and Mare Klaw. it to them, head—nothing else in the world givess L Per F100 45 NGtEIA than BO IRIINE ' | thoroughly provoked apoute the cece 4 the property man, |such prompt. relief as “Pape's. Cold ener Sy AOvIBE Wa8y Ey BESr Gossip. time argument, offers $80 to anybody urant proprietor in) Compound,” which costs only 23 cents . fat can produce @ new joke which will! John T. Kelly will finish bis work! who can prove that Ben Harney isn't at any drug store. It acts without create as much laughter as any one for the Vitag h Jan. 1, ‘the representative pioneer propa- assistance, tastes nice, and causes no of three he uses in “Lord Dundreary.”| Mary Miles Minter ts to appear in| gandist of American ragtime.” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. Jinconvenience. Accept no substitute. Ho offers to tell their jokes tn ths) Netro film called “Dimples. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, diel me fis ban bees sOnduouinip tee —Advt. show and promises to absolutely! One of the goldfish in “Fair and) 4 1p, u.—Yes, early in 1914, Soniseen ] n a a throw his whole soul into them, | Warmer’ died yesterday. Ainew fist) J, K. O—(1) Through a broker, “She's « loan widow, eht™ World Wants Work Wonders. ‘ | j The threo ticklers in “Lord Dun-| 5st a Woman,” with Josephin |dreary” are not new, of course. Mr.| Victor featured, will open in Stam- | Sothern merely claims they are pretty | ford to-night. It ts going to Boston. | blamed funny, and he just wante to| A number of college students and tle schools will appe: pee anybody write a joke that can| Pupils of dramatic schools will appear in Emanuel Reicher's "The Weavers | beat them, Here they are: ‘There will be a professional mat- First—Speaking of bunions, how t#/!nee of “Romeo and Juliet” at the | ° " Forty-fourth Street Theatre Wednes | your mother |day.’ The public will not be barred. NONE C. 0, D. @ NO APPROVALS Second—Why does a dog wag its) Little E he Mis tail? Recause its body is heavier | Miniature vlowa,” will dance at Correct. . for Women & 13308 the Christmas entertainment of the beets best Btage Children’s Fund. 5TH AVENUE AT 37TH STREET -He cures new ralgia. Yours! Frances Demarest is doing so well Is old. in ‘he Blue ote that the! ) | Messrs, Shubert have deferred their | A committes made up of fair men| Patt present her in “The Girl From Chnnounce a Neck o with keen senses of humor will sift) Brazil.” | “| the jokes entered in the contest be-| Florence Webber, who has been , ? \tore they reach Mr. Sothern. The)® AS Use, “Gn her wee Bane aise CMATAADIC 2, NG OVEUS | best will be told In the show. The au-|Webber stopped at her father's pig 5 thors of the entries will not be per-|farm near Indianapolis, The chief pi mitted to hear them sprung. Mr. is named for a certain New York man, Sothern doesn't care about the bum: |g iter lis caine porate | Stemarteda Will Close Out Tuesday | dred “beasies but he doesn't want any @ reportoire of his own songs, in-| —— en High Cost Coats | claques putting the kibosh on a This season’s most desirable and wanted models square deal by manufacturing fic- 19.75 | tittous enthusiasm “PAPA 1S" F FOR | TO STAR IRENE FENWICK | Irene Fenwick is to attain atardbm. She is to be made a star by A. H. Woods in a new play by Willard ' Former Prices to $39.50 Of High Lustre Plush Suede Velour, Cashmere Velour, Wool Velour, Broadcloth, Plain or Mack, entitled “King, Queen, Jack.” At present Miss Fenwick is featured in “The ke ae Songs.” she wili| HEADACHY Sik Flowered Imported Silk Duvetyne, English Mixturés and Velour de Laine, trim- play an engagement at Powers's ’ med with Luxurious furs, lined throughout with fancy or plain colored Theatre, Chicago, beginning in two * ‘ s weeks, While there rehearsals for the Silks and warmly interlined. |new play will be taken up. “King,| For biliousness, bad breath, Queen, Jack” is a drama of the i H H “punch” sort. “The Song of Songs” colds, indigestion and | will continue on tour after Miss Fen- constipation. eaves it, FROM the sunny fields of Virginia —where cigarette to- bacco was born—comes the best cigarette to- bacco in the world. Only the choicest, mel- lowest Virginia is in Piedmonts. Soit’s easy to see why Piedmonts are America’s biggest- selling cigarette. Try them—today!/ Fur Trimmed Coats The season's most desirable and wanted models. MI88 BARRYMORE TO LoNDON.| Enjoy life! Liven your liver Ethel Barrymore may play “Our % ni Liggatte Myo Tobenco Cx Mra, McChesney” in London during and bowels to-night the fall of 1916. Miss Barrymore, after and feel fine. 3 appearing in London as a member of Hee ee oop ay aisacion,| Your tongue is coated! Look inside Former Prices to $29.50 made a vow she'd just pass the Brit-| your watch cover and see. That's bad Of Velour de Laine, Corduroy, Heavy Whipcord, Plaid Back, Fancy Mixtures; ish metropolis up, for some reason or siness. What have you been eating? ‘ : . . an " other. However, Alfred Butt. the | What were you drinking? What kind of handsomely fur trimmed, lined with Flowered Si!k and heavily interlined. London manager, saw “Our Mrs, Mc-ja lazy chair did you take exercise in? Chesney” and immediately became| Now don’t think it doesn't matter, be- imbued with a desire to present Miss| cause your bowels that talk now Barrymore in it in his old home town. | eyery time you open your mouth. That He made a proposition to this end to! doesn't help your popularity, nor your Alt Hayman, the Frohman General | (ernie capacity, B ides 8 peseas with Manager, who got busy at once, First Manager Tei ative Barrymore to tale | bad bowels is in a bad way and a coated | the black spot off of London and then|tongve or @ bad breath are sure signs he told Mr. Butt to go alftad and|of bad bowels and poor digestion. | elucidate.* Mr. Butt talked very at-| Why don't you get @ 10-cent box of tractively, and as a result the en-|Cascarets at any drug store and give gagement will likely be played, your liver and thirty feet of bowels the - nicest, gentlest cleansing they ever ex- An enormous gift department, opened annually | PLAYWRIGHTS TO EAT. perienced? | Take one or two Cascarets| fr the panettt Ge tes. ehenemnees, setae. route bey : oe tonight and wake up feeling fine and fit ndable gift things at money saving prices. The ae ey nae tone aT | All Headache, Dullness, Biliousness, Bad oee eramen) Ruiverrany Cone waned jamie, Guess goodness genius sticking out all over | Breath, Stomach Sourness, Coldand Con- chines, Fine Linens, Portieres, Furniture for every them, but, nevertheless, they are not | stipation gone—wake up with your head feo, ‘Leman, Gar Chana Beckeheus bute Gace entirely ethereal. They love to eat, and | clear, tongue clean, stomach sweet, liver ineta, ete. Convince yourself by comparison that eat regularly, if possible. Now go on | and bowels active, step elastic and com- Special es Our Customers | whether you buy for cash or on credit that ¥. with the story, (All right. |The Play- | plerion roy Lbdabieiad bid ie ae rae = mm tc your srcoust Withess wrights’ Club has arranged to have a!” Cascarcts work while you sleep—never| Any, ‘This offer a Bien \ dinner on Jan, 21 and every member | gripe of sicken. year per pet ‘te guar enormous sr 7, EhoM CAP will be permitted to go the limit with i STORES OPEN SAT ant we will ed them to the rich food, At a recent meeting a| ‘hat you hardly realizepyou have taken BOTH STORES OPEN SATURDAY fount ia to rir encoun or pon bar ‘comet Re i letter from Prot. George P. Baker waa | * thorough cathartic. hey don’t bother EVENINGS UNTIL 10 O"C’" OCK to any eddtem at pt read, In it he expressed a willing- | You all next day like salt 1 pil ness to come to New York and make | calomel —Cascarets being perfectly nestrien of alles on playmaking be: | harmless ia best children's: laxative | Mmoale of High-Grade Upholstered Furniture “jyrcwiar"pricss” fore the club and kindred organiza. | Advt. snle taciutes 3.607 the mate Hoo ot 0 Wading Banategtorer end « Yoluee N vm Wockers, ee tone Se ST See Cooke. Sale Bote sS $2.00. “Four THE K Sere sed tame - Shae ae) Christmas tok THE BROOKLYN CITIZEN Will be Published On Sunday, December 12 A corps of experts have been working for weeks to make this issue of the Citizen the best that has ever been produced. It will contain special articles of timely interest and many beautiful pictures suitable to the festive occasion, THE BROOKLYN CITIZEN 1916 CALENDAR 1916 various zea and atytes. from 95c710.00 omer Hay Pitre Flo ws ‘4.98 up to 28.98 ; x sh | ACCOUNTS OPENED FRO 19 6 % if § 69 ON SMALL WEEKLY or MONTHLY PAvabers e SMALL ACCOUNTS ESPECIALLY INVITED We A Box of Holeproof Hosiery For Men, Women and Children cked in a Handsome Christmas Box They mean comfort and freedom from holes Cash or Credit omens fot Sal and hosiery expense for six months, or until qauséer pp Sale of stoves and Heaters next July. What more useful or welcome gift Heat H THE BEST AND LARGEST CALENDAR ISSUED for any man, woman or child to receive? . 2.95 Lena eae Will be ready for distribution Monday, December 13th. 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