The evening world. Newspaper, October 4, 1915, Page 16

- — . - Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Monday. October 4. 1915 Ce See rhe Peer eee errr cirri) seneweee ooeeee PPL Pee Peer ree PI ‘ ‘ } ia yy Cae ei tan tee Bo 6: ie = as ft Ps coe ¥a4," o~ « ~ ‘ » — a Ped x“ P ; ree eer reer! “'S’'MATTER, POP!” “ss seood “ “ “ By C. M. Payne Peau Arent) On — Tha tacr/ Serna ereneeee Dee er eee) Pe nnn len \ THAT THest ips Reco®y oF ie, the ehtpaing oe (Cautious | SHEVER PLAYIN ATRICK on meg ou shut and + \ na Ee anu aan EB 7 + *9 Went to ase 6 show to-night,” be wal sPERy 3 : v J ; | a a, f Mies Primm, private secretary the tees, lnuehet = (“1 ot) the te astuee ool ner on the wore Tou woth monn ‘The Ir bic Miler Poynter har the ebief rele. I hear 1's & goed chow “Wow!” ah 4 Hotiie, the office bey. “That lady's name ix Kleanor Painter, he's the Prime Maddoos of the show” Oh, for goodness sake’ You mean Prima Downs. lobia, you're an) said the blond sten om Pa “simi an amorant Amor i, MITTY K EY S — This Ought to Convince Any One That pro ing Is Profitable! one tn this | / eb You Wrore an rcp ut tut, my boy!" said Spooner. | “Let's all be pleasant. What about | the ice skating carnival at the Hippo | drome “It's @ great spectaci KNOW | ASKED YOU ACVERTISEMENT For ME NESTERDAY How | cou! ves! "THE ParTY WHO STOLE GET Back ay UMBRELLA / AN UMBRELLA YESTERDAY SOME: HAD watken! —>~—~ 1S KNOWN). TO AVOID ARRESTS URN IT TO JONES, NO. yes SAY. MISS KENS - YOU \\ LO eaid Hod-| vie. Indeed it ia,” came from the 5 Bae tends. “Another Hippodrome spec: 7 tackle je ‘The March of the Btates. “That ye ee to good for sore | eyes,” said Bobble. ny demanded Miss Primm. “Jt offers the audience a pair of spectacte f Nias Primm frowned terribly, “Rob bie,” she said sternly, “you cut out en. fogble attempts at, humor of | tell Mr, Bnooks on you. "Go ahond and tell oth retorted Rérbie, “Hore he comes Cbd ‘The boas carne in smiling Primm nerved herself and sald: "M Bnooks, I must ask you to order Dob- Die to ato ringing old jokes in this Ls pret making a nervous wreck boss looked severely at Bob- vee, have you been doing?” led. demand “1 was just telling about the Hip- podrome show being good for ° eyes because it has a pair ot i “Not sore eyes,” replied Mr. Snooks., “IT said weak eyes when | told you) hat ns eS yesterday.” that's so.” & Dretty good joke, don't you | WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE. Miss Primm?” asked the boss. || ( “THROUGH WITH WALL STREET - - , Bow that you have told it 1 consider it excellent,” re- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? u's ay MY SUGGESTION! oP» MAKE. A BETTER one! “THE FIRST THING You WANTA Do IS ‘To GET RID fer avcretary, laughing. SUG6EST SOMETHING! OF THAT STRAW LID! } ies, Sage OF week o7ee ‘ (TS OUTA SEASON AND , a ‘Doss tela It was and fotired tn YLOOK LIKE AN IDIOT Re Si r ) private office. There was silence uple of minutes. Then Bob- rege at Miss Primm. bs ent tr grunted robbie, fits “BEHOLD © THY WIFEI” The new. we tn William Harlowe sony w. Savage will ‘ named “Bebold fet" pane chayan will begin eaareing Oct. 11 under direction ‘George Marion. LEHAR OPERA MONDAY, “Alone at Last,” the new Frans ee xs will be presented by the Shubert at the Shubert The- next Monday evening. Itness caused Margaret Romaine to ww from the cast, She has succeeded by Marguerite Na- . = ~ — ———-—- comin al 1 v " NOOO Oo a OC — bas necae amos ator, Ue navel CHANGE PLAY'S NAME “HANTMNTADATPOTONAAVORAITAAOOVOTOMDVVHTAGVHO® | 43, now 1 understani.” [shatyuiaeigisl Calva cuner Geni’ ealenenerni anil nate Johan arris have changed the oe p a} < pi al peer ata feen | wig ong HAS SITE FOR THEATRE. —_|fime: han f& Harris have changed tho THE DAY’S GOOD STORIES w came trom |2h0 Was going 30 murs | OnGUKH! yy Laue Poste Dewpaten BDDODHOODDGODGDDGDTDDODHGDHHODHHOHDDDOOIHHDDHHDHDHHOHIHOSVOSS | thar broke the ca " ‘ peated tho other, atti aden} sas fon| Early to Rise. As though galvanized into life. “tei | Not Always an Obstruction H, Frazee says he has acquired | ‘The Cut-Ups,” a miniature musical] ring vehicle from “Jean Paurel" e for a theatre in the Rialto dis-| revue, opened at the Hotel Martinique 000 A Night.” It will opge Oct, 11 and will soon start the construc. |saturday. It has three principals and the Empire, Syracuse, ¢n operated on ber and found"?—— gasped his wife breath- Widely Known pack," work. tne location ts just off |eignt gins. hat austd Robs youoe mon in her WANT you to publis wa he declines to say HK excitement of the biggest|mo ono thing: Whut on earth do you hha voy " eye!” ended the husband with oy ¥ n thoes ay Beginning to-night “Town Tople: BROADHURST P. PLAY SOON, i . t ‘ E was very fond of playing jokes s ¢ aA ith a poems in bo form," said a wt sn in Forty-third Street. | .v'the Century, will have a now final! Georce Broadhurst's new play, I Seen orp he had eye gown ns ea eeroenes with) (a) chs on his wife, and this time he ote ee at there was alfenc ‘ king man to a Loa. Gossip. seen. It will show the launching of |/*What Money Buy,” will begin led a farmer near Winfield, | Pest vom with? Why, the very Shout he ind got al wianar: } as silence. | aon stun an American dreadnought. an riy-elghth | Kan, to rouse his men at 3 o'clock In Wy My . 1 Publisher—I'll look over thei Cubist orchestra direct from 5 . best straw it is powsible to get in the ‘My di he said, as they sat at Well, it would all depend on what over them, but ‘will be at the Pa ‘this week.| A baby elephant will be christened | Street a y evening of|the morning om the first day of the| whole of this country.” supper, “Just heard such a sad story |sort of a man it was. Some of them |! S&Anet promise to bring them out “Phe Modern Shylock" will open at{At the Hippodromo at the matinee | next week, orge Fawcett 14 fea- | harvest, | gird Peay shan them Vuniess you have « well-known nag iy Oct. 6 under a new name| performance to-morrow. The little tured, One Ozark “hillbilly,” who had —_ ~ Poet—Thav's n 0 eleinfant is to be named Chin-Chin, —— Eee kisenea Woman” wil| Dave Montgomery and Fred Stone AN OYSTER STEW. begin its engagement at the Thirty-| will be a r the plac John Oyster, an Indian who ap- s call and was eagerly eating ninth Street next Saturday night. “[-Starred Babbie," a comedy | peared at the Elite Theatre last night, | breakfast when his fellow-workm Haskell, who was with{drama of American life by WiN W.| Was fined $5 to-day for drunkenness. | appeared. After he had stowed away James J, Corbett in “Brother Bill,” is} Whalen, staged by Bartley Cushing, |—Caney (Kan) K der {a quanti hot cakes, four fried 190 | Known wh guase is # « « By Ferd G. Long Bah inks Whos os yous namat hn Smith."—Pittaburg Chron POGODISGOWOGDIDIODOVWODIOODODOOHDOSFOOHIDH DI} OMG | cle- Telex raph sought work In the Western wheat} @ tumbled out of bed at the! now playing with Olga Petrova in| will open Oct. 11 at Lebanon, Pa, A ——— eggs and two cups of coffes, he arose} | {THE POOR ZINK! 2 BONE ——— Revolt, New York engagement is contem:| FROM THE:CHESTNUT TREE, from the table and grabbed his sut-| TIT aNOWHoW AE | | Ayfesth® Cone In THE FIRST AMT GIVES ME The Real Reason. t Casey's Bulletin says that the | plated “He's 9 great artist.” case, ‘Phe farmer caught the gleam F 6 THAT To ME ONCE jy PLACE, | AN IDEA For A ITH excellent intentions Mi b Avene Theatre recently posted | 'farry King Tootle, author of “The} “ke of the wanderlust in his eye, EeLS! HELL LAST TIME | Come =, SIR~ my E ISN'T JOKE To SPRING I aud undertaken to bills announcing "Gillett's Monkeys] Decoy,” has been elected to member-| "Yes, Hetdrew a pleture of a hen,, “Look bere!” he sald in alarm. GO ‘AROUND “JONESEY ~ IN THE ON THE HOTE! . course of lectures on and Others. George O'Donnell, operatia basso, e ure you startin’ to?” HATING ANSEF SECOND Place IM CLERK'S ii cusn ship in the Playwrights’ Club. St.] threw it in a waste basket and it laid | "Whe | oT nilibilly” did not stop, but ALL DAY NOW} BES Not AN “oun man.| | WHY Old HE | Joweph (Mo.) papers please copy. there, “| women uf 4 certaln d back o his shoulde TARE AY | dist wave, With much at Mo find aorin.deosut pines where J WORN IN THE THIRD PLact\! pec, My | ' tures 990009OTOHHTIASOOHOONIOTORSONEOSESOOSEOoOSRHOOOE |... TOU Hime decent place where T CON MAN 1 DON'T Line my sear PO re c the sixth and jak Gy Youth's Companion. 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CLIFFTOWN CHRONICLES, | am Aad Dr, Howe L, Sneeze, President of the| Bociety for the Preservation of Cruelty to Smokers, in an interview | Live and Learn, yesterday sald: } ITH a sleepy yawn the gueat, “Since the women twstead of the W who had arrived at the hotel men have become tho heaviest on the previous night, taped smokers, the growing percentage of inte the dining room for his break- feminine baldheady is a significant fo did bis best with the bacon in old maid in Glengary,| warning against tobacco's toll, and ves, hays Tit-Bits, but gave didn’t arrive at this spontaneous like,| Who made up her mind she would| reveals the real cauye of hirsute de- at last and went to sleep ona sind no ee; efinement Mt HICKVILLE DOINGS. Gideon Spricgs allows he's at last Bet the proper answer to the old con- undrums “Why docs a hen cross the road?” Jie mays she does it to get hit by an automobile, Gid says he| There wai aw Me wear this now . t i Sele tod gen lglpaoun mane Nes sora in the corner of the room, When d i} h f ot on, e awoke he found the hotel pro- af his'n achieved that end this eum- But the men saw her first, pri tee fiend: NG near, look yi . i vile s iT e » looking at bim mer. ee And at full speed “reversed,” AMOS CRABB, plain and fanoy posioualy 40 WHEN You SLAPPED AN UTTER ? sii mares Forbune,..the Pompton Pis-|Which caused al! her plans to mis-|sneerer, says: “Not all of us live in| yigicr' | YB! Neuss sleep last) | STRANGER ON THE BACK BY MisTAKE! cater, pound bass yewter- earry, a K vain, but most of us live in vanity,” “Didn't 1 get enough sleep?” ree { ‘ \ ay ~ j ) * a eee sabi ae ie —- LENNON 1 RECREATE AA FT ERA ERE Ne MN REE enna