The evening world. Newspaper, October 4, 1915, Page 14

The Evening World Daily Magazine. M onday. Octobe oa --- The earfons Slorid. “Cheaper to Move Than Pay” owes, By J. H, Cassel Oumvered Dane Sones Sane ny tie Mee fo . oT Camaee, veo — ——— te = — \ - Wi i P } } a One Yew fo Mowe i THE Ww YORK city PROPS FO R THE P. 5S. C. wooden t , “se 7 } That is t t i" M ‘ iad corps of enginvers bvestigate * two rondwaye oe a re fe * more injured “The most com sows feature “ r the report, “ie the lack of rigidity tn the ¢ ' © © © These beans are not connected securely with sack other and they generally do not extend lo the sides of the cut. There was little, if any, protection against the ovte turning Of these beams in case of « longitudinal * or movement’ j We are to understand, tien Pal Cons tttienten with an engineering stall which ex city $5,000,000 « year, failed te see the need of braces rigid enough to withstand # shock, under the decking of two of the city’s busiest thoroughfares! Yet the weal Nese thet caused disaster was one any mining man familiar with the} first principles of shoring would have spotted at a glance! The damage is done. The Public Rerviee “willingly falls in” with proposals for “safety first.” will it offer the city for thos Wore and experts too few to make sure supporting structures in unportant sections of the new subwoys were beyond criticism? This is an easy going town. But it is tired of spending millions on « Public Service Commission that neglects comes and then learns safe Commission now But what exscu ? loose brace its WH) engineers is duty until disaster y from outsider Anyhow, swearing off personal taxes in this city is no labor I's @ sport. ————_-4¢ 2 —_—_— — | NEVER REALLY IMMUNE. HE earthquake which joggled some of the Nortiwestern States Saturday was severe enough to remind that seetion of tho, country that it is not altogether what geologists call “re- aseuringly seismic.” ‘The worst quakes recorded in the United States have occurred on the coasts—the Charleston earthquake in 1886 and the San Francisco disaster in 1906, But the interior is by no means ‘fumune. Earthquakes, after all, are relative. Scientists assure us there are, on an average, fifteen a day. Even staid New England, accord- ing to Dr. E, 0. Hovey, the American Museum of Natural History quake expert, has experienced some 250 recorded shocks since the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth; and the Mississippi Valley has known [heavy quakes, the most severe in 3611-12, when the shocks continued dor more than a year. | The City of New York, we are assured by Prof. Robert 'T. Hill, | | | | | | | Dollars and Sense By H. J. Barrett. Pop’s Mutual Motor By Alma Woodward. tion occurred on Aug. 10, 1884, when even the Post-Office seemed | he growled. “Kvery time 1 sug- wlary and commissic upply | >. : ‘i ; | gest going out in the car for an hour} y lary nd « ana wsion wpply | for an instant as unsteady as a ship. But the city suffered little} e aay “i sufficient incentive for a man to ) you spring Fifth Avenue! What dol exert hin best efforts. They don't damage. you see, anyhow? A lot of people! epee Ie Dee ae ena 24 richer than you are-then you so | | because I don't that by redoubling their efforts they peCAURe i could earn twice as much, But with- out the stimulus and support of per- home and rag me The French are taking absinthe from the warehouses and fake riceemoheg.! - Mrs. Solomon using it in the manufacture of guncotton. Better it should kill “L think {t's interesting for a ; eens Pease how hie Preecnen ater, cuange in” Awan oh he de By Helen Rowland Shag cag lcn Be , cena ab een fensi “I get Ured of rolling along! . eral effective schemes right here from { Buffalo in the way of pri e., for the best records, But 2 want to es- tablish branch sales headquarters throughout the country; put a resi- country roads just looking at trees especially in the fall, It makes mi wad, To see all these gay, dressed people puts some pep “Well, it doesn’t put any pe I gotta’ wateh the traime co Copyright, 1015, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Kveuing World) Y DAUGHTER, there be many things which are mysterious unto me; yea, three which cause me mirth; The way of a puppy that preferreth an old shoe unto a new toy. COMMISSARIAT COOKING. GNORANCE and graft in the purchase of food supplies for the British armies have resulted, the Countess of Warwick assures us, M overy | ininute. And when I'm not watching! , : : i A dent sales manager in charge and| in waste at the front and a serious increase in the normal prices} tiem I'm wondering how many tool ane nied of @ woman that preferreth a “stylish” monstrosity unto @)/watch the result. Let me try it in| ; gees Male eyes Jwomen shoppers Vin going to run becoming hat. ie AIG and nea ROWE wore: (he of foodstuffs in Hugland. Lady Warwick hears not only that the over.” the next clear side street Fm] and the way of a man thut preferreth the woman who maketh bim|tocal manager can keep office hours troops complain of sameness in food and cooking, but that wherever | further miserable unto the woman who seeketh to make him happy. of, say, from 8 o'clock to 10 o'clock Two blocks on an oppor: large military forces are astembled the moat and bread that is thrown | tunity, pres Pop iwisted| Behold, there dwelt a Bachelor in Gotham, whom many damsels found | ind from 4 o'clock to 6 o'clock, The “, ; mt . . » the wheel sha ' ee 4 Dieasing in their sight, balance of the time he ean act as away “would feed the greater part of London's poor. stant a beautiful girl, smartly dressed | ono of the city eaiesmon” Ti Pigiuties is convinced that women ‘would have is sland swathed jn expensive furs, And when he sought out one of these she greeted him with smiles of | °°° yi 5 __ Phe Countess is convinced that Women Would lave imanaged /atepped from the curb, ne wtrect, |NCleome and led him unto the most comfortable chair within her house. | 9,6 "ay tho things far better: from the tonneau | She brought the cushion for his head and the footstool for his feet oh a series of acl and men's voices shouting directions, | He sat there, petrified with foar, riy- julets of ley perspiration bathing bis months should tell the story.” It was in Nutting’s office two weeks If our sex had bad the handling of the commissariat under such experienced chiefs as Gen, Long and Col, Crofton Atkins and fed him from the chafing dish with her own hands. Yea, when he discoursed of HIMSELF she hearkened sweetly, and an enormous amount of money and food could have been saved, spinal column, As in a dream ne }then when he opened his mouth to sing she clapped her hands and praised | later. the meat ration could have een suited to the needs of the men LE a ee ong et a deavy [2s Voice, eryin Now, Carter, I've told you all rather than to an absurd formula, and cooking could have been band fell on his shoulder and 4 man's “How lovely 1 know about the nature of the far better. volce Na a ear sormmanied: ee And when he arose to depart she held his overcoat, saying: jwork.” gaid Nutting, “The rest ing No doubt, Only we have noticed that n of the women who! pial My | “Do come often! For the latch is always up!” ie i con zeus: Hands eae —_ ; He never knew how he started the| But the Bachelor fled hastily from her and came not that Way agaln.| them” If they hnecta Sowe tubs on consent to have anything to do with the war prefer hospital duty or eur up, He never h jamming powder into shells to the prosaic job of inspecting carloads! {** 1 Soy ‘thropah of beef and planning tasty menus for millions. For he said in his heart: “Ha, hat She is TOO cordial! helplessness but can’t quite close him, be Johnny on the spot, man works—r you're to Bee that each ally works—fvom 9 to She would put strings upon me in my But her nots are cast {n vain for I have her number!" cd that ib Was not Milt en |was doing ail thi |S. Go over their dally reports care Graft and inefficiency have been charged against every com-! scious belong, w And he went his way, rejoicing in his astuteness. fulb, Then matt a duplicate to me ; were blocks of tc Now, it came to pass that he met a damsel, who regarded him as) should ‘ect behing hie, each. man wid get 25 4 }of dus territ r cen You business out missary department since (he wars of the Pharaohs. If women ever|puncn of f¢ thers, euch strand t have a abazce io prove that armies can be fed economically and with-| 4h 8 ¢ clrte spark. naught but a “second” and an “also ran.” He was consel at ther car Vor she sald in her heart: when they i lagging. 1 can't) out complaint or acangal, the demonstration will no doubt be brilliant | whirring burly venind him. very) Lo, he fs a Nice Boy! But as a Serious Thing, I cannot SEE him!” aa and complete. So far in the present war, however, we have noted glaciers formed in bik arteries, He! And, because she found him USEFUL she permitted him to occupy ie ueceods 1 expect to] * ow the ear Was full of police, When |the N na GAWana se fai “4 rty and forty loca po strong feminine demand so be admitted to this branch of: the he got te the hospital some one would [22 foot-stool at ber feet, and suffered him to bring her burnt offerings, | within a year. ‘Tell eervice. come and snap a cold, glittering thing jana to run upon her errands, and carry her burdens, and hold her umbrella, your men that each one stands @ 2 coh La r 2 Sine aud pui vn her ru %, and take her poodle forth upon his airings. [xnow of janding one of those jobs, an caiman carmen ———= | fing! The horrible evolution m | From now on you're responsiblé for And the Bachelor found himself being led upon a leash, and made to| Missouri. Go to ft" and with & lie down and roll over, and jump through a hoop, and to sit up and BNG) hearty bandshake Carter was gone, for a kind word and a pleasant smile, Sse ‘Then, he said in his hear “Surely, surely, THIS wom him shudder, Before the main hospital entrance he stopped his car and sat erect—a raven image—-all senses atrophied hen suddenly he was struck on the A man’s voice shouted: Gee! you did tha Hits From Sharp Wits. ‘There ip no reasoning with a per on who has Jumped tg # conclusion if we ‘Two months was enough to tell the gratified |etory. Missourl began to pull ahead. Else, would she not treat | Backed by Carter, the salesmen were working harder, could have all our desires if would still be use there were no back, J ‘Bravo! nis a wil lentptations are banana skins of| more dest great! vy the We took a chance, of course. . pe 5 More than that, straight and narrow path, 7s * \ Yow oust to be in the business your: bt as a Ge eS Ae an sadermudy » she is a TREASURE, and! wore working mah eaeeta my | 5 . Ivil be a peach for realism and | whatsoever befalleth, | must have her!" have a man behind you who is paid Advice {s used mostly to strength- | that’ Te wi : en confidence tn one's cwh Judeniany, (thace what we're working for all the/ Ang tt came to pass, after many years, that the damsel married him, |{® listen to your troubles helps, Of. ‘8 own judgment, | tim ten Carter helped close an obdurate jem an asset he ig|~Albany Journal | Most people would have kicked. But|out of pity, and because he had become a “habit.” ros] c A x pect, Many customers are tm- from bapkrupt-—Philadelphia In-| * oe e when your car turned the corner we And lo! rel . E »: it the “local man- quirer. Any man can make an ace atand paw you were good natured and a lo! all the days of his life he dwelt cheerfully with her FOOT | Pre 4 by a call from jocal m. It's » funny world. A man is never oe Soppy 26 when he can force other to think or do exactly like him- * eae,—Columbia State, upon his neck and ate from her hgnd without murmuring. sa rc~day the Dalton Oll Company has Verily, verily, a woman yearneth to be taken by storm, but a man {s|over thirty bi +h sales managers, A fled t P ult the country ts being satisfied to be taken for granted. a 4 up for high, but the man who {s euc- aport, #0 we puiled it then. cessful in thin world ts one who can ie 4 Freeing himaclf from his toy fetters, Pop turned in the eat. In the ton- neuu sat oa pretty girl, smartly \dressed and ewathed in expensive authority on the Mont Pelee eruption, “is built upon a solid rock Copyright, 1013, by we Mrem Publishing Co. (The New York kvomug World) yrigiit, 1015, ty the Prow Publishing Go, (The New York Kveutng Worl) | foundation @s old as the world and durable as the world itself. ti ae te gg up bid Lr sais, eating chocolate-covered nou- | ¢¢ SRY man is lazy as heymanager of the Dalton Ol Company, 55 cow Y , | Was the sixth time Pop had S's! dares to be." some eynic |" 1k that o} se em is| Scientific men agree that New York is probably immune from a great} been stopped In seven blocks. Pop, looked auilt furthe rn athe rl Gan . . on oye i fee at, a ea ve aye eager’ Ae s vehind had pulled eet 18 rema « this|a ng. It'y Nke an army of pri-|¢ seismic disturbance; that tremors may visit us, | ut disastrous con- a Was getting on his ne Ma, olin Ht were three men and u black We ndeticy: of human. natire, this n+ | yates: with ono gene We should! ; a a In the tonneau, was engrossed|on three legs, It had a round, white | ortia which most people have to com- nels, majors, captains, ser- vulsions—never.” . . |, | with tho passing show. ‘This hesita |#lass eve In It, Just then a voice} yor which explains. the efleacy of erate eal ls cal | ildi: } , . >, . “Hey, Bil, be sure you k that ch sales offices in han¢ a-|men ¢ i e country and, under | ley. Buildings trembled at Albany and many people in Manhattan oped to observe, Pop twisted bis! in white chalk! [tw the heginalnpe ad tionally distributed products. We methods eenuat aes and Brooklyn felt the quiv There was a stronger shock Noy. 7,| Rend sidew my spoke reaplngiy | REEL THREE, you kn Mr. Dalton,” said Nutting, salesfert sufficient over .them : A : ut of the corner of his mouth, ae 2- --———-— —--- —-— — fi naible only. to the main 1912. The worst quake remembered by New Yorkers of this genera-| efn’t see anything in this at} It's vor well to uay that! er 4, 1915 The Stories Of Stories Pilots of Immortal Fiction Masterpieces By Albert Payson Terhune ‘ Pome Pataneeg fe Tee two Yon treme © No. 60. THE FIRST DETECTIVE STORY; by Voltaire. Aine mar al Habylon wandered ae 4 t ' whic aed fr heme The ered he tie very et ! efor Metal 4 reply to thie #tranee ope r galloped w K to Zadie Mie Majesty's f teed aped from the pa ’ ih ta ' aif hond> Winh, with toy * by 1 dic in otudded with medallions of ith sliver efeven den ' ' I never heard of A « . t « could pot of Wisdom. re hee gy otedied ‘that he was atupidty ryinn * out him and hed him brought before the Me ft Magistrates T Mastat * eontenced Zadig to life impreonment for @eat when news came this ith wl both eelurned home of their own 1 The Ju ket their decision proven ney salvent ity by fining Zadig 400 ounces of wold " ne ind the horse When manifestly he bad sea fine, after whieh » own behalf. « Woe graciously permitted to ed@ress te you’ sud Zadig, “I have never eeen the epantel nee @e Ast was strolling toward the wood I saw in the roadside sand the prir ie The footprints were tiny. Thus I knew the dog also ti atprint was leh Ho | kaew the r than the oth: three, as though the Alona "he ground, dog me, Just ow tmarks, on etther slide a light ridge ig the sand; that HUB have ) tude by the dows ears, ‘hat is why T sljd the dog haé wiusually lone ¢ While the Judges still dumb with amazement Zadig continued: “Ax to ghe horse, » notic iny hoofmarks along the road. From the Hiatanee ap I knew the horse had been galloping. The road was Just seven feet wide, and « little of the dust had been brushed off the bushes ch side. ‘That meant a distance of three and a half feet from the I knew the horse's swishing toll must etly forty-two Incher At one spot a tree branch overhung the road at a height of five feet, One or two leaves had been brushed from it. Bo I knew iach arcana the branch had been lightly touched aa the horse ran A Miracle under it, and the height of the twelve and a half hands, The swinging bridle medallions had struck against boulder, leaving « fleck of 25-karat gold on the rock.’ On some filnts of the of Deduction. horse therefore waa five Abed were marks of silver® I judged the sliver to be of the eleven denier quality.” The f Zodin’s marvellous powers was noised abroad through all 1 the King and Queen were delichted with it. In view of the and the Judges generously returned to Zadig¢ the 400 ounces of puid as a fine (after first deducting 898 ounces for trial costa ind an ounce or two os a present to the court attendants), dik had now 1 d by expe t it is foolish to tell everything one has seen, So when, a few days later, an escaping prisoner ran past his window the wise man suld nothing about it. E of Justice Zadig was fined 500 vunces of gold, v thus blocking the progress | o Wags the World : By Clarence L. Cullen ‘ it, 101, by the Prom Publishing Co, New York Evening World), T’S surprising what correct habits hat until the instant the curtain prises, ‘an can develop after he has|JUst to keep us stewing in our Own spent about thirty years in frit. i = tering away his he h, Safe but Insan t: When a gir) - falls in love wit of those lim} Maybe some penetrating cuss will/eyed movie heroes on the screen, explain why tt is that the man next! door to us never burns his raked-up! Wnother sien th » honeymoon is owns up that he heap of fallen leaves unless we're ted in ontons And sitting on our front porch right in : nf tad with vin- the path of the smoke, REG Att ANS ORO EL It's odd how easily a man ean for- get his arithmetic when he makes up his mind to take just a certain num- ber of drinks « day. Our Idea of the Climax of Credu- lity is the belief of the man who 4. his mustache a dull tar-black th he Is getting away with it. Recently we tarried for a while in After having watched, for about a a town that won't allow un automobile quarter of a century for the much-!on its streets on Sunday—and how we alded arrival of a lot of so-termad| did fall head over cara in love With ming men," we conclude that}the Blue I they've generally A detained, f the girl who eked, wicked little te and then cough we know there's that clergymen's stace, idea What's become used to tke a ow your cigar ad off for fifteen minutes? J » know quite a aum. ber of ‘em who've contrived to Keep There doesn't need to be any war]out of the hoosegow. going on for folky to hute to dig There Never Will Be: A woman who doesn't believe that she hae an astonishingly high, arched instep, When your wife meets woman who has her cors order you can make up your that you've soon golng to get se back about $24 themselves in for the win | After having been over a golf course once with a club in your hand you're nupposed to become & golf maniac, It doesn't always work out, We've spent nine recent days playing at the stodgy old game, and still we'd rather sit and pretend ‘to watoh ‘em play while thinking about something else, anol made ts We don't feel exactly settled) in our minds at this season until we read somewhere that this has such a poor year for turkey-raising that by Thanksgiving they're Hable to be almost priceless. We don't dash off Hymna of Hate, we could scribble a little Barearois of Llurdiness about the woman sitting in front of us at the theatre Who doesn't take off her big Betty Vincent’s ‘OT infrequently I recelve letters from giris and young men ask- ing if in certain special circum- stances they may not speak to each other without an introduction. They usually explain that they are seoing each other daily, on the way to an from business, and that they know no mutual friends, Undoubtedly there is a temptation to many young persons cox, But Advice to Lovers her friend and to bow to the boy, if meets him, whatevgr the objections of his brothers and sitter An Indiscreet Girl. “B. 8." writest “I took a young | lady to a summer resort, and a man joined us, introducing himnaeld, A few minutes later, in my presence, the girl eave the young man her ring at his request, Was this proper?” Te most certain es iv make euch 4 Is a temptetio! which must be sisted, In some cases, perhaps, no Actual harm would result from such an informal friendship, but the risk is too great. The only safe rule is, “Introductions always!” n “A. W." writes: “I care a great deal for an estimable young man who to my church, Whenever we meet he always says good morning or You cannot, unless he first shows forgiven, I am never told the cause unhappy, go that for the future { might “H N.Y writes: “My daughter, who is fifteen, has been going to an ice cream parlor h a boy three years older than he: » but sted be: cause some of his brothe d sisters did not wish him to continue the ac- quaintance. Is it all right for my daughter to mo and see a girl friend of hers who lives in the same house as the boy's sister, whom he visits’ Should my daughter accept or avold his greeting?” Ghe certainly has a right to call on jean I become well acquainted with then a friend of mine tells me she Ip If I were you I would inatst on | this young man?” | angry with me, Though I am freely knowing in what way I made evening, but never stops to talk, that he wishes to know you, “C, 8." writ “Every and of her anger. What shall I do avoid it,