The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1915, Page 14

ere mee EN _ Home and Comic Page of THE EVENING WORLD, Tuesday. August 24, 1915 a The Day's | i ae ss eee ‘ oe ra POET TOE OOO ‘The Veice a Cash. POF Fee TREO Fee He ET TORR O EGG EOF F FOF FOF Re FETED OEG FHT eee ERE HET TREE ORD ES EERE TOE HOES ED esenquanneqenorenqneneeres rons ume tee oe oe S' MATTER, POP!” “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “ By C. M. Payne 81 0 reo Uor th Amror “Oe Gitte don't marry dine over tagrounty ae of . fe the whint of lowe the fe rem te Oe ae cieny H "2 pretty girl welt o Consarn’ f Hist PSP wet ) ie Aue ne : Dow YA DPoP . yer LeTTer in x Se oe engnert We & very) hyp = Te Buy a Post Orvice ‘ ween WO BUDDY "Well, veil’ onié 1 ‘and here we |e “a Loostin Ol thought fou'd marry (he eloquent Young preacher who took you about Y MOB WIITAKEK, «© miserly Millionsire, wae appro bed by & friend who used bis mont Pereuasive powers to have him drew Mere 1 socordance with bis station | | em surprise’, Amos,” anid the “that you should allow your- 5 © shabby Tm not shabby,” Grmly in- “at the millionaire miser. | but you are,” returned his old Priced. “Kemomber your father Was always neatly, even ele reseed. Hin clothes were «! _ tailored and of the be coppng (Hh Praae Penanme Oe Ot T Mrening Werte ” shouted the miser, tri- | ~ GEE, GUT HELL ** _ THA BIG SIMP WoULDNT \_- AXEL'S LEFT AG CAR - LEMME DRE (7 , So VLE STANDING “THERE wT ook Him one! < Re SURPRIBED WHEN ' f: : hs PROPOS of the railroad valua- Me. ENGINE RUNNING) LooxiN' For SF, HE FINDS HIS CAR Gone! tion which, it is now a _— lated, will com si Charles A Prouty, the noted tcian, said to a New York reporter: | “Valuations of this cluracter in-| yolve an amount of work that the) layman can have no idea of. The! layman, before such valuations, is} @% much at sea as smith, “Bmith walked meekly up to tho, blouse counter of a department store and said to the pretty young lady attendant with a blush “I'd like to buy a blouse for my “What bust? asked the young @iri politely. “Smith blushed a recond time “Why, I didn't hear anything,’ he ald.” —Chi Herald pore ote Her Full Duty. 188 TRIGHTMAN kept « very attractive Mttle tearoom, and when away on a business trip recently she left it in charge of a — We Heartily Agree With Kitty’s Opinion of What Charles Joseph Needs! By Thornton Fisher | Young woman clerk. ‘The morning SORQN BUT WELL. 1UE COME TO r S he did not think things! It wm MAPLETREE |S SEE THE ATTORUEY eo ee Geudeee. Cr CHARLES JOSEPH 2% oP neat and attractive ea +4 1" REALE AAD GRowiING YOUNGER OUGHT TO HAVE COME AROUND i eae AND HE HAS NEVER HAO A WiLL! AwiLL In Fect EvVERM MAN SHOULD! the proprictress, as she glanced CouRT TODAY! HEREN around, “there i# a great deal in hav- Ing your #andwichos look attractive.” ‘on, Mins Brightman, I know it,” ‘was the reply. “I have done every- thing I could while you were away. T have dusted those sandwiches every pornos for the last ten days.”—Har- Pere Magazine. el No Evidence. A WELL-KNOWN judge dined recently at a West End hotel where the man who takes care hats is celebrated for his mem- ry about the ownership of headgear, “How do you know that is my hat?” tne judge asked, a# his silk hat was “presented.to him. “I don'tiknow it, sir,” said the man, “Then why do you give it to me?" ine sisted the bewildered Judge, “Because you gave it to me, sir,” replied the man, without moving a musole of his face.—Tid-Bits, 50c Box Free We Want to Prove at Our Own Expense That It Is No Longer Necessary to Be Thin, Scrawny and Undeveloped “Goldie, 1 know from the way you ate the tears’ ‘Whiz! through the air they rods, up hill and Througti the Influence of the Fairy Godmottier ‘ eealn MY " y rods, up hill and down, hrougl But Fairy Godmother fixed things all honey yesterday that you like sweets,” said Tom. | upon the Wishing Airwave. ‘Tom's. sommersaults } that Cinderella fad given to Golden Locks, Tom and | ging could give the most light and grow when Colic wished it. Tom tumbled ed About a week ago Simple Simon introduced me to a helped make the journey lots more fun. They landed she bought things with wishes. Goldie wished herself when her light went out, The fo Eye World and tried to imagine why we have no Fairy Pieman who makes wonderful pies. He was on his way toa fair and must be there now. Get Fairy God- mother to tell us where this fair is.” at the pastry booth with such a loud bump that every, so many pies that Tom had to wish a doctor for her. rusted and spoiled the orchestra's music. Godmothers here, but no one knew any more about "one ki ys ; Dr. Foster that went to Gloucester came, and the ° ¥ hy than he did, so he must be content without know- one knew who had come, wer of ral th hir Ee ae tie Pa ey 6 #2 Oe Hed a ’ : it |MARY DOANE’S SUCCESS—No. 20—Building Up the “Order” Sales we 9 “iLUStRAteo‘ey'witt's. Jonnetone’ §=0 ws BY Betty Vincent sata 5 aay “ihsome requirements —i we not * We particularly wish to sively ‘Chin, “thee “win ‘know, embars Mary suggesis to Mr. Maynor, hea@-of her departe ‘Mr. Maynor approves of the’suj and gives At the Ture hour Mary’s old foe, Sallie Spenser, Mary TndIgnantly denies the charge; and tells the Because of fier tielpfulness anid anilabllity Mary 6 ment, that whenever there is inquiry for 4 book not an order to the saleswomén, repea' Mary's ay accuses her of having “told tales” tq Mr. Maynor about other saleswomen exactly what she sald to Mr. May- | ® great favorite in her department, and the ‘ox in stock, the saleswoman should promptly offer to ‘ment: “If we make it easy for our customers to obtain’ irls who havg avoided, whenever possible, the extra | nor, adding: “If we can increase the sales of this de- Press their entire belief in her explanation, tuming a procure it within two days; and that the store’s pur- any sort of book here; they and their friends will trade ther of making out special orders 'for books aot partment it,will medn bigger commissions {or all of | Cold shoulder on Sallie, whose sharp tongue tn chasing department should make good the offer. with us instead of going to a book store,” regularly, in stocks us Jam not thinking only of myself.” Pabst, ad have made her unpopular.—Continued