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be Eeablet «th. italian» daomien eee on en ere ne mee ate ‘The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 24. 1915 Che eFennng ‘World. '| Dangerous Waters oh See By J.H. Cassel | |Refiections of PETAPLARNED BY JOErP Petters Paley Be or: ay by the F ' Con «wt oA the Post-Dfrice 01 8 » ponne-tiees fe By Helen Rov |in Het we 7 ’ ne one ont ond | World for the Cntted He ‘ wirtes in the? etionad =| . ; + 4 ene... ' Your wre TION ' o ‘ — 7 Ait won of t ' re VOLUME 66 | : ‘ ' , ' : “tempied” to, becaure ear to, nd bee WAN GERMANY FACING GRIM FACTS? a ia EPORTS that Germany is in gra nger of benkruptey be Your friends 1 J ve te no inepire’ writes : bievement like # few goed, whulesome nem come pe relstent to be pote While it y not be litera rue, e@ claimed in Amater- | If you want # man to propose don't encourage him, discourage Bim; Gam, that the Imperial Chancellor himself has warned the Relohstag treause in a love affair a man never reslly “takes hold” wotll the woman to soften ite warlike tone and prepare for peace proporals, there can beg. pulling the other » be little doubt that the terrible Joad has begun to tr ven Gere | » are just three Grands of love that which is gly that which ts many’s financial rerources are sustible, nor ie the endurance Padded pay set avon, the of her workers superhuman ‘Toilers o great gunshope at Kesen — Fecent)y showed marked signe of the etre Who tay how nearly The American husband doesn't care much who giv bie wife end @verburdened labor throughout the empire begine to approach thé Asughters the companionship, flattery and little a(tentions they require Just limit of what it can bea#y ‘Ye fighters are not always the first to} oo jong us he ian't expected to sacrifice his Qusiness hours and bis game of give out | jolt sm order to do It himelt As The Evening World pointed out last month, no nation oan | ‘True, dearte, a husband is not only the companion of your sorrows, but carry through the economic experiment upon which Germany appears | without him you might never have had any to have entered. She has regulated production, prices, profits, Her own people are deprived of advantages growing out of the needa of war. Sooner or later she ie bound to find that she has fed and financed herself to a point beyond which there can be only complete financial collapse. Who ¢hould be the first to hint the danger if not those in high authority who seck to escape, so far as they may, responsibility for} the crash? There are things that won't mix in this world: Off and water, | ambition and matrimony, work and alcohol, firtation and domesticity, agd llove and common sent | «ro a woman every man {9 a possible lover—except those w lutely “impossible.” are abso Oy Rn nnn ‘Horse Sense’’ Easy Solution of Small Troubles. ————— It's a long way to Petrograd. Copprigt, 1015, by the Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Evening Werld) f “THEY SHOULD BE TAUGHT.” |66]7S no use crying over spilt with dry suit or wtarch’ Hand me N LAYING DOWN general rules for the training of aliens in the Lstige he to ann ue pune | Mt. Fldgetn obeyed meeitiy ond first essentials of American citizenship the Bureau of Naturali- Ject. C.vered With a ‘heat white mound, Above all they should be taught that the supreme authority and ke covering the ink with until the surplus was all ab- fm this country ds the law, and that the frat duty of an Ameri- king you how you could be so care less to spill all that ink on the sorbed. Then she found that though @an citizen fe obedience to that Jaw even though !t may seem | rug?” the place Was Ul there {t was nearly @n unwise or objectionable law, the remedy in the latter case | “How 0 I know how I could?” re- | "2nd had not rua or epread 44 all being through constitutional methods t modify or change the pied Mr. Fidgets impatiently, “I tmportantly, to teat the Ink to ae law; but that in all cases the first duty of American citizen- ehip is obedience to the law as written. Aliens! There are native-barn Americans in this country, men dropped the bottle, that’s all, If la w pe it's oa of. You a a write % ore y olwouldn't 4 words on a piece of paper, body would, If esteomed zealous citizens of the States in which they live, who need hoe badedin taaon dbasd cradicator «nd if it doesn't, another this sort of instruction » thousand times more than any aliens. SONS leroy Delacbis a eee De 2 etunt wes tried and. the | How many aliens wese among the murderers who dragged Frank Fidgets, ue [ene pad ee that Gate ee. _ trom jail and hanged him to a tree? How many aliens could be “Well, why don’t you use @ little | ys, . It's, probably h cor that stylographic ur products, The an be removed horse sense and give it first aid to the injured instead of sitting there counted in the mobe that during the first six months of the present year lynched thirtysfour persons in various sections of this country? wringing your hand: inquired her, with strong alkal! husband, unfeellngly. “What'y the Bhe went into kitchen and Aliens did got introduce lynch law upon these shores. It is a ba +24 aca ws referring to a more /tummed with a solution of wash ni native institution fostered by native-born citizens who would them- or leas abstruse publication called on the spot and wiped away, In a galves be the first to raise a hue and cry against the lawless foreigner. Bradiate Them,’ that bis wits hed fnq ia wanst whew it haa the Inching is practised and lynchere walk free only in communities anne . once boughs for 4 cents at & sale merely looked a iittle dingy. i ‘where reepect for law goes no deeper thart the tongue. There are Th J F il Mr. Jarr Finds That the Mortgage and feat at least one of Sout bar | when watered it aa aAtre, Pidgets papa ee some use to somebody, he leaned back comfortably. |r a repr ewe in Mgt pv od bye be a good thing if e arr aml y Is the Original “Scrap of Paper” fie continued, anxious to tura her ai- (her chair: “I should have known ¢hat so-cal! zene coul: denaturalized and put to school with tention from his carelessness. it was an tron-gall or logwood Ink " “ ee After a hunt beginning at the book-/and I should have had to remove |t minute; while tf you miss a train, you ‘Well, the year before last?” {M-| case and ending in the drawer of the with dilute sulphuric acid and wa the aliens. By Roy L. McCardell have to wait an hour for another one.” |quired Mr, Jarr. kitchen table, Mrs. Fidgets at last and restore the color of the rug with + “There's a train every forty min-| Jenkins looked embarrassed, ‘That | found the little volume. Ramone a ies aw Copyright, 1016, Pree lishing Co, (The Dren! v i Le " latiron ¢ “if d trie all that," i Mr ‘That a Brittsh submarine found @ job to its taste need not sbngpabtaslondewep sa (the Now) Tek Brnieg Wortti, utes, mornings and evenings, tolwas the year I moved out, I had to Rae phere Nop saieeeear Widuets, “you wenlk have. sean. Go> ’ becure the fact that it was Russia's victory, 66] GUESS T have the Inugh on you) to be packed lke a sardine in a/Kast Malaria!" declared Jenkins, | pay the sewer assessment,” he said. |the book. “No, that's for grefse. lised to restore the rug as well us guys this weather,” said Jen+|crowded trolley or subway car with |stoutly, “And even if there 18 @| ris year?" interjected Johnson. |Here tt ts: ‘Cover the wet ink quickly the color kins, the bookkeeper, as he en-| forty people standing on my fect and | mortgage, it 1s being paid off, year| swe, you see,” faltered Jenkins,” | aaa aa ners ereenitae tered the office the other morning, | crushing me to death. by year, It won't be long before I : 3 ; : r . ; ni he how T Ss HARRY CASTLEMON. carrying a lange bunch of dahlias. “Oh, my! The suburban sage !8|nave it free and clear, and what will Nig Mend Bc hs pains the noase he Fal Shoes . ARRY CASTLEMON is dead at seventy-three. “Who are the blooma for?" asked|not only enthustastic, but he Is elo- sisal capes. you fellows have who live in the city? Why, rent receipts.” “Provided, we have paid the rent,” “ Copgrigt, 1918, by the Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Eveuing Work) Johnson, the cashier, “Another boot-| quent this morning,” exclaimed Mr. ‘Will you .pay anything off next/ : j ; We had no idea he was so young. When we used to read | iiox for the boss?’ Jerr, “But 1 want to tell you ops year?” ventured Mr. Jarr. [bes yest ba a Se eee ta | Phiiac advRntaea in crmuecar an tie i ‘ site o tes twear, and s | better adva © er, as, fc his books it seemed to our youthful sense an author must| Jenkins winced, Ho certainly kept| thing, Jenkins: though my life be| 14 ‘x gar “put let me ask you| ge ekins, Sook Bias bent, ; 1 don't cout time. Women actually | !28tance, the popular soldat ‘blue is the boss reminded of his iittle ‘place | without a mortgage in this great city, . . see how I can," he admitted. “The ieee " much more satisfying in cloth than Bee sired a8 Lenat 0 finndred years to be able to take heroes tirongh fm the country and tho surgepes on| yet it 1s not ere its tine rec om. |# Personal question, What did y6ultown has raised the tax rate and the Went the limit during the past maelll ban #9 many absorbing adventures dfoot and horseback, across mountains |\¢ Jenkins did, by bringing flowers| penses, Even if it 1 a horrible ride {Py off on your mortgage last year?" | ratirond has increased the commuta- |#on In thelr efforts to apne ar in| - and forests, up and down rivers, running blockades, hunting treasures | tn soason gonorally buying them at) home tn t ewhy-corresiit nadie wiraey pare: ma At ge gS Sane an over | brown, gray, fawn and a aubdued i i ‘ i | the ferry. This gave him a chance to| rush*hours, it’s a short one, If I miss |ment assessment pay last year, “Then what 1s the advantage of | now. ¢ de : do of green, Black and white ef- and getting involved in all sorts of important doings in their coun. eigh when the bons remarked how nice | one car there's another one along in a latuttered Jenkins, owning your own home {f you're never | the fall shoe must harmonize with | fects will continue to be worn and tey’e history. it must be to live among the flowers| ‘s TaAliy atate. tb) owns ice the costume, and as sho has also set | the favor shown the bronze shoe Now we know that he got the greater part of it from four years’ | in the suburbs, rather than in the! . “Bless mo if I know.” Jenkins ad-|her seal of approval upon dark |!" no wise diminished, Fables of Everyday Folks » colors in vogue for the tops are me as those in garments—blue As short skirts will prevail another qqperience doing landsman’s service for the Mississippi Squadron | brick-and-mortar town. The sigh mitted as he scratched his head dubi- | shades for garments it Is a settled | season every woman will want her | _ oo , = c on's shoes will | feet to look as attractive as possible, would be followed by the plaintive re- ously, “After all, living in the coun- | fact that the new season's si be to it ; bs 5 @uring the war. And he was not yet twenty-five when the war ended.| Pry that it. was an expensive it == By Sophie Irene Loeb == try ie just @ habit. not affard inspiration to cartoonists, | and this dows not mean attractive ia i 5 “Still it's niee to live in the coun- Women no longer buy shoes for had ano! name, but he never needed it much after he began | pleasant way to live, for a man on a! pier Sys R098 F Pole a {iot | the shoo that brings out the best ‘i i ° 4 a ork) 7)” remar! r. Jarr, “IL often| wear. in selecting important | points of her foot, and so the well ms is age ge know what I mean,” Ppa Lae ie Pees re ae ior a having | %*Y t© my wife I wish we had a little|anticle of dress their first considera-| dressed woman will give the same There was always health and youth in his stories—fresh air and he Imperfect Husband, Rye “perieg p if growled the bookkeeper, “I mean it's tion is style. Of course, the woman | consideration to her footwear as she ' a eee et” the woman Ipurned| Place like yours and could take the Nn ‘ 7 NCE upon @ time there was a] Chosen ¥ ¢ » | who cannot have a pair of shoes for |does to her headwear, open eky. His Georges, Franks and Rodneys were Ole young chaps! fine to live in the country this hot rich aga dy warn ame PIAS he, sould Rot ennever Saree ti NAS Soe ee Ee pois each gown will select black with| She will select the shoe that fite i put had to recko: ; e , mdi who worked ei 'o always : | 4 Mr.| cloth tops. And, perhaps, she will|anugly over the ankle and instep, A . for what they got and deserved it, There may be better be pil The nights ere alway of @ husband, She wanted a|in tho “perfect” scheme. Jarr he knew of @ place that could be| have a couple of ‘pairs of spats in| front-lace shoe will rarely accomplish Hiterature, but there was never better literature of its kind than | °°. , 4 perfect husband, This was penne LA rs ha sor SAINC) bought cheap in the suburbs, But|colors to match the costume, These | this. The button shoe brings out the “Prank on « Gunboat” and “Frank in the Mountains.” bidet ty joa ones re her mental want ad: having @ little power with @ little| then Jenkins remembered Jerr wag a| Convenient adjuncts to footwear are | contour of the well shaped foot be al lot and mortgage, nterrup' ‘. 0 y ade e-!ter th does » cash, be longed for the things that|friend, and, after all, it is hard to| Do" popular and are made up tn pr: ‘er than does a front oe, Tl ‘ “One who does neither smoke nor n in We somebody writes for boys of this generation, Is|Jarr. “Go on and take the flowers in NR i a vailing fashionable colors y 6 shoes that lace at the side are 2 chew, nor drink nor swear, who has| had cure the suburban or city dwelling There is to be a revival of Russia|in this—that is, if they are My esd emybody writing books as able-bodied as Castlemon’s were in their | ',the bos 4 no bad habits, who is loving and kind} means. So, realizing that he could) nabits, He had the one and Jarr had|tan, too, and advance models show | fit, but this is not the case in the “The: “i OBS. was Bol ‘] Mi 2 y day? We doubt it. 2 erent fet We. vee to | Ane saithtul and is true and would Se ate ae aie ee a only the other, As tor Jehneon, the cash: pte Sines ger Snel bap ag Ree your fall foot ng to give@hem to you to 0 : ows ‘Ops, ene So ele fs your fall footwear ele | s adh an 7 aie) not look at any other woman but]a perfect man), he sought to have a| ter, he was a bachelor, and that Was! sade is neither light nor dark, but|be sure to get the boot that fits pe » dart, me, My kingdom for a perfect hus-| €00d time on his own a count, It wax) the worst habit of all, for it meant/ harmonizes well with the season's | fectly snug over the | ep and ankle, ‘Why are mosquitoes? Manhattan demands something better in some a preg en wae Saat band!” & very easy matter, ‘There 1s always] an arid existence in a furnished room, | fashionable fabric tones. In fact, It] thus showing off your foot to. the them for a drin ou're to 0 , then the old water-puddle theory, Puddles were always with ebody to help you when you Ae ( a oan tar te ‘eral bs . Now, this woman, having conslder-|havs money to spend. bi is entirely @ matter of taste whether | best advantage, As to style, there is let your wife see any real flowers for 80 that you have no ‘us, but never mosquitoes in such pestiferous ubiquity, fear she might want to live in the ot aye eR EIN TeResy thi ‘shoes shall be patent, dull, | sufficient variot able bait in the way of money, had| To make a long fablo short, the man| Talks With My Parents Fee atin Veathanen tire wn | alhactiniod kid or tan color leathers, main | difficulty in doing this, If it Is t many applicants, Each of them swore|learned how to smoke and how to B Child point to be considered is the topping.!a high class shoo seo that the top country, and that would take you] wnaying devotion to her, and if he had|°U°™: and be indulged In & Tittle wina ya a This may be either of kid or cloth. measures eight inches in heigh . . uci * now and then, He grew tired of seo- “ 3 eee Hits From Shar Wits rummies"—here Jenkins.glowered &t) any of the habits that barred him|ing only one woman's face, so he saw| | HOPE my mother will never see . Johnson alao—too far from your|from candidacy he promised he|many others, .For a while he wan the book I am writing, ¢ 2 bowling and pinochie!” Would give them up ble to keep his secret, but as usual, ‘At least, I hope she never sces L f } s Mo Goubt life would be one grand, | becomes an incentive to better effort, | POW UNE The woman had a very difficult time| "murder will out,” and the woman b “ aw for the Lait @weet song, if we could only endure|—Albany Journal ‘Don't mention the mortgage 0) naking her choice. She felt wore | penke te Cae The “antieal? baamaee what I am about to write. It might . L our own troubles as easily as we can eee him," #aid Johnson to Jarr with @/much Mattered that there were #9|had become imperfect, and, a# usual, | 2°t break her heart, for—— By Henry G. Wenzel Jr. the troubles of others—Mom-| It ts easier “to get into sootety”| grin, ,“That's the Scrap of Paper that} many who wanted to marry her. Of| almost beyond help, Father came home last night with Hi Commercial Spoeal. than to keep from being talked about | causes all the trouble in the suburbs. , i usual in such cases, she] It was not so easy to get rid of! a toothache and mother paid about as Copyright, 1015, by the Prose Publishing Co, (The Now York Evening World) oe UR een atterwards, | Tar icy vaca iid not geo that they were looking for| him aa tt had been to get him, Ri cost|much attention to him as she would No. 7.--Contracts, volded if tho mistake Is one of sub. man may confess that he 1 forco’ i : ” a mea, et and @ soft suap and|her much, It reduced her exchequer, ss " ° 3 Pay nee, and no “ft 4 Se ey corre neceasitice of lite,| Some men who insist on atanding| “OB, you fellows can sneer,” re-l were willing to put up with her to| but enriched her experience, ‘Tha|'? 4 neighbor's dog, Now, I know GONTRACT 1a & mutual sxe) 7CET! arora, uierely of form, ang he will never admit that he has|©n their record ought to be tired|torted Jenkins, “But you'd Hke to|#et it. Finally, one there came who|winan now retired to peace and| there is not a kinder hearted man on change of promises between] 1} "That the Wnistake is as t eed with any of the lusuri enough to sit down.—Norfolk Ledger| have my little place in the country, | **emed to suit solitude, and for a few years she was| carth than my father, Before he and two or more parties in regard! nature of the contract, the exeeutes ville Banner, Disp, lk lt | with flowere in the afr and birds in| ,@ie Nad & good education, having 4 af to the matrimonial impulse. | mother were married, I believe she|to aome thing or things, act or acts.|f Which was procured by fraud or Bi ie usually the man with the least |, 18 order to be perfectly frank and| the trece” bad habits. He hated the grape, and| there appeared @ suitor, pould have duue wnyilting £06 him, |We have contracts involving personal] ‘"grepresentation, | / to say that talks the most—Philadel- hasers about it, we all ought to ad-| “And mortgage over everything,” on ago She Ww away the weed, and| query w oh It's a terrible thing when a ¢hild| Property, real property, and services.| identity of the person with ae 4 ‘Telegraph. by cate Bone Of Ws are pareect Nor interrupted Johnson, reverting to the he vas too lndyelike to aay owear. Are you ® percent man?’ rea, | pittes his own father, but 1 am sorry | The law vequires certain of these eon-| contrg t was entered into, eek tae ecauss Daye | ae NOR NREM 3 rd; his manners were perfect, and] “Far ‘from it," he answered, for mine, All he wanted was to be|tracts to be in writing for the pre-| 3. Or, where the fect’ person must have a terribiy | Scrap of Paper that works all the woe| ho had for #0 long been mother's it-| have some bad ‘habits, but I will do| coe tine: anted wes to bel vention of fraud, In previous ‘arcl to the mutjoct mater oe tae a8 Byven undeserved Praise sometimes "monotonous time.~Macon News, in Suburbia, tle boy that he had been securely|my best by you, Give your money In the back part of the pad I am| ticles you have been told that all con-| or the subject matter, unknow; oa ASt by "Yes, and the mortgage, too!” cried | fuarded from sowing his ‘wild oats.”| to your relatives, I want to work for! writing on J keep a space for short | tracts relating to real property, and’ partios, does not exist, n to the Jenkins, “I'd rather have a mortgage fe we pa) recor ndation read. von. tw ant sor A) Mea uaalia Gul sayings to hi ad tie sheapter of 4 cert ap contracts relating £ personal| Hfowever, remember that law will ¥ 9 epee Perfec nile K 16 married : ook. ter what 1 saw of the tooth- | property, must be in writing, Con-| not excuse mere negligence over mo than @ Janitor, My children) | They wore married and ho settled) up with a few things she did not ike, ache matter I wrote this down: tracts for services which cannot or|to read a contract, en” 2 failing | can ie on the grass and the mortgage | down to be a devoted husband, At| but in the long run she was very| “What shall it profit a woman tf|may not be performed within a year| Contracts. made “Thank You" or Nott | won't chase thom off as a city cop| frst, having chosen a “perfec under duress, or through fraud In order to void sround of fraud all peg irks Heviae Abonen | F hee happy, because the materia} py she gain the whole world and lose her | must be written, The law does not! misrepre or 3B to thank him for handing work|woula on the park, They o rand, SHE had to live up to him.|real men are made WAS 'THERE,| own husband?" greatly concern itaelf regarding the are genc GoW Biisor of The Rrsaing World for which the latter is paid. B cons | Nould tm the park a an baa oy Sho had to show perfect manners and} with its backbone of responsibility! After father had gotten into bed | form of @ contract; it may be a let- @ contrac Here is a question in etiquette or {tends that A is showing ignorance of U2 aN UARIOAG OP OB. tae n refrain from any show of temper and] and respect and love and kindness. nd sister had given him a hot water|ter or a mere memorandum, but it) the ethics I would like your wise readers | etiquette, since he repudiatos 1's ure | #dewalk and the mortgage won't run|not look at any other man, and all| The woman | bag I just sneaked in and gave him| must state the intentions of the par- that there ae te mT te discuss briefly: A, the department | the expression “Thank you.” Bj over them like # heavy truck in the the reat. BEWARE OF ‘HE a Kiss. I couldn't help it, You sea,|tles and must be signed by the par-| tion of material fact, "made ones toss, calls B, « clerk, and hands him | %#¥* that the thanks wero for the | city. When I go home or when 1|, P4ch was vying with the other to} MAN WHO HAS NOT A SINGLE] sister did the mothering and I fin- | ties to/be held to dt, th actual passing of th "4 seo how “perfect” each oould be; %»|BAD HABIT, FOR HB UBUALLY j fnomledge that it wis fase, 1 gome, work. for which B thanks him. Pasian, OF tee. wore, to come to work, I can have @ seat to N n 4 oat oon and not for th : Fore, © ie that one would not hav thing| LACKS LHE HABIT OF BRING! “Bometimes f “wonder just what | t Contrary, to Seneral belies, @ con, |{atention that the other party red m ror the work {twlf, that, d vo anything| LAC pH ss metimes I wonder at | tract which one of the parties has en-' thereon, and that the si tends it is @ show of ignorance jeaders give opinion? @ 6. leveait in the train and do not have “on” the otu@r, It was bard wark @! HUMAN, mother amounts to, enyway, tered into through mistake may be act thereon to bis Pay Party did i . — rf