The evening world. Newspaper, August 2, 1915, Page 14

Poppie, the shipping clerk, mopped ; his brow. Say." he began, “what es is this show ‘The Lost Half at the ‘J Thirty-vinth Street Theatre? Is tt a football play?” “You mean ‘The Last Laugh," sald Dass Primin, private secretary to the a bom. “It has ing to do with foot- is ball, It ts a comedy in whigh bi A, Bills is appearing.’ ." suid the blond steno; u thought wrong, ped Mise Primm. ‘with a cousin of his'u “I'm acquainted lo'w wife und y." hy?" asked the blonde ‘8 the first business day of the h. That's the day for bills to ing at » humor i, address ing the others, “I'm going to seo ‘The Blue Pair of Dice’ when it opens at . the bookkeeper, cleared “ben't name WE that he Blue Paradise!” a “dure, it is,” shouted Bobbie, “Miss Primm was thinkin’ of the price of the seats.” | “What do you mean?" demanded Miss “Two bones!" | “pitie!” «Mins Primm replied. “Bome day 1 hope Bobbie rist enough to inv have opened and Mr. Snooka, a the boss, came in. “Morning, folks! be said, “Want to tell you a litte Joke that's been ge hrough my mind, it’s in the fc a conut drum. When the s f a Josen his way in a fog. how doe: feel?” a “Ob, do tell us, Mr. Snooks,” j Miss Primm, sweetly. “He feels mist-ified.” Miss Primm laughed heartily. “ler. fectly delicious! ¥ her verdict. | “Where did you get it?" she asked. | The boss wrinkled his brow and Desitated. “Why, come to think of ft, 1 believe it is one Bobbie invented. You told me that one yesterday, | didn't you, Bobbie?" | “Yes, sir,” sald the boy. 1 ‘The bows disappeared in his private office. There was silence for a brief ; then Hobbie could stand it no | | | said r. “Anybody who would laugh at my Jokes is @ fool,” said the boy in a low tone. “Shut up, you little idiot!” snapped Miss Primm, BY WAY OF DIVERSION, 1 dunno what's come orer Bill Bince be go." home frou #00! 1 mametinnes ny sticks, al, bunch gues they se five in an the. ture ev'ry Me jounde's tiny ball, Bit says he's got to play hie golf, some such jonas that; Gossip, Cynthia Perot is dancing at a hotel at mg Beach, The Vitagraph Company is to make a film of “Green Stockings.” a “Chin-Chin” will reopen at the 4 Globo Aug. dobn Cort engaged Enid Ben- “peti of Australia for ‘“Come-On Charlie." As predicted in this department a month ago, Weber and Fields will enter vaudeville. Theyq will be at the Palace next week. “The Blue Paradise” will open at the Casino Thursday night. Several changes in the cast are to be made. “Bome Baby” will be introduced to Fulton Aug 12. gone to Asbury performances, . Rehearsals for “Experience,” with Bruest Glendinning in the role of Ye , will begin at the Princess Wee: nesday. Edmund Jones has writte: ario especially for Kathryn and she will begin acting in it before the film camera Friday. Isidor Bern- stein, ber director, always starts his pictures on Friday. At 3 o'clock Saturday morning the work of taking flashlight pictures of the “Common Clay” cast was fin- ished, At 6.30 P. M. the same day two of them were on view at the lo Theatre, Atlantic City, aiker Whiteside expects to have himself as opposition all over the eountry during the coming season. Ho is to appear in “The Ragged Messen- ee te the flesh and he hears the film Melting Pot,” in which he is the mar, is to play his route at the same time he does, WIT AND HUMOR, An “Anti-Johnnie” society has been formed among the chorus girls of “The Passing Show of 1916," ut the Winter Garden. The members have pledged themselves not to accept at- tentions, meals or automobiles from door clan, “Mash” notes ven no consideration what- zg e motto of the society is gesty et Solitude.” SMYTHE DIDN'T KNOW. “The Boomerang” was in re- / Wearaal at the Belasco Theatre recent- ——— *Quickwoop ° Look FLoory | Look! AY CAUGHT YUN FLOUNDER’ KITTY KE NOW. MISS KEYS YOU MeN BEGIN YouR DUTIES WW THIS OFFICE . REMEMBER Tom was no longer a knight at the royal court of the Queen of Hearts nor was he a performing clown in the Bylowland tircus. So the Sandman tumbled him on to a quiet road of Bylowland that lead to Loneville, where live all the people who have no playmates. ly @ man with several rugs thrown MARY over his shoulder stage dim. “Don't want any rugs here,’ Mr. Smythe gruffly. “Get out!" The man left. Half an hour later the Mage manager approached Mr, Smythe, looking worrie “I wonder w! the rugs for this first act are?” id. “They should have been here hour ago.” “Really, I don't know,” replied Mr, Smythe meekly. MISS CARLSTEDT ENGAGED. Claudia Carletedt, in private iif Mrs. Albert Gallatin Wheeler, wh matrimonial woes have occupied odly portion of the time of th courts for some months past, has joined the cast of Julian Eltinge's jay, “Cousin Lucy." Mise Caristedt jas been on the stage many times be- fore, She first attracted attention wh as & member of one of Frank Da companies, she wore tights as well as Frankie Bailey ever could, PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Is Smith In jail yet?” De eae contracted measles and appeared at the door, W. G, Smythe stopped sald FLOOEY AND AXEL-— Want to Know What Flooey Really Caught? See To-Morrow’s Paper! We CEAL Iv MOVICE AND ALL CLIENTS MUST BE b < Cae ) ) THE EVENING WORLD, Monday, August 2, 1915 f You stay Right 4 Here Wecause UT Tuc Have SUPPER ZO SREADY IN FIFTEEN MINUTES GWAN WITH YER OLD FLOUNDER ! LooKka wot i Got! took! Wet CHA LAFFIN' AT? (see nim! 1 see Him I Way at That! Awd Now, MISS, HE'S AFTER ME RIGHT ANO | WANT Nour BOSS TO WELL A&A MAN YOUR N2E OUGHT TO BE ABLE To PRorECT oe Weare chor Tom suggested telling some one. “Oh, every kiddie and every mother knows it,” wailed Simpie. My case has been written up by Mother Goose in her ‘famous books, Even those rich people whose hen lays golden eggs, know of me and never offer their help.” Here Simpie burst into a flood of tears, “Lf rescued that hen from the cruel people who ‘wished to kill her and get all the gold at one time,” said * So we are not at all surprised to find Simple Simon, perhaps the very lonesomest of all, dozing ‘neath a tree, dreaming of the Pie Man. Nor was it out of the usual for Tom to tumble over “Simpie,” thus becoming acquainted with him, DOANE’S SUCCESS—No. 1—Mary’s Decision Simple told Tom of the pie man who passed there ,and would Rive him no pie because he had no penny, yeven though he was almost starving. Tom felt very sorry for his new found friend and was sure that many others would if they but knew his plight om, “Mother is calling me now, but meet me here to- morrow night, I'll help you,” Tom called back as he tumbled back into Ope-cye City. Continued low morrow. THE STORY OF A GIRL WHO “MADE GooD" we ILLUSTRATED BY WILL B. JOHNSTONE By Betty Vincen a Consenling at last to"Mary’s proposal, Mrs. Doane helps ber daughter to prepare the neat and substantial wardrobe which the latter is to take with her to New last thing she can do for Tal & ok me a ilroad station of the small t Mary, Mrs, Doane carefully presses clothing ies live mother and daughter bid an affectionate farewell. “Don't her two ine, room where a tyounger Tar maior Cael Mary gvhily Grows . ‘ou York. The two women sew busily, for there is not counsels Mary. “I know. | shall suoceeed,"” much money to spend, a He Prophecy came Inge (oa