The evening world. Newspaper, September 22, 1914, Page 18

ber 22, 1914. By C. M. Payne Yor; INTERRUPTED MY LINE OF 3 ae re tem THs Leary WIN MAKES A SLIGHT ADVANCE ON THe RietT Bann oF TH ' Gre A CANNON I6NT NY GOOD witHouT A FORT RUN AN’ Get A CHAIR FOR A ‘eal AwkK'( waar SHA DING DING WHAT MAKe-TH YA THIT Down ON A PERTHON Be CARePUL wry “Wis coene Gtonmse An’ CONT LET Yer Pum Ger stuck! AxKeL'S SuAE TO GET HURT WHEN THose ROQKS » ROLL DOWN ON Him AN’ We CAN'T MAKE Him bo cr OvER! AX-EL? OW AX-EL! WHY AINT We Here ? “FLOOEY and AXEL By Vic 4 Whereupon Flooey Waited _. There for About Two Hours! Have Keer Him AWAY “THis LONG? ME DON'T KNow WHAT HE'S GONNA Do IN “THIS MIGHT AS WELL SCT HERE IN THE, SHADE Tu. HE. Comes THE MARRYING OF MARY a By Thornton Fisher Your, FaTHeER Witt BE WHEN HS FINDS THOSE VES wHat You SEB CRAWLING CUTOF THE BAG ISacRes MA LOVOER HEARD'OA SAY HE WAS VERN FOND OF Crass, SO MR ae ahaa SAW A CHANCE TO on Ses ‘Senet HE eer Form Webseite decd Nowe CRAB IS & VERY RESTLESS CREATURE - AND VERN ADVENTUROUS. HERE MOU SEE THESE VERN, VERY LIVE ONES STARTING OUT OT @ JOURNEN OF EXPLORATION. THEN ARE TIRED OF HANGING AROUND IX & PAPER BAG. MEANWHILE PA SLEEPS SWESTLN ON THE SOFA (IN THE SAME Room Pa’s Surprise Will Be Very Impressive to Mr. Louder! eT Academy of Music Inaugurates New Idea To Meet Majority Vote of 10,000 Patrons SP IN. AND Se THE (4a Hickville Doings By Hazen Conklin | Ouparight, 1016, by the Press Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening Worl), ner dat was watchin’ on de outside LOCAL INTELLIGENTS. {ME DIBBLE, who has been absent from these parts for nigh onto a year, come back yestidday, lookin’ much the ‘except for his left eye, which Jost out when he was a boy. Sime ‘@ilus too close to get a glass one he lived hereaboute, but ho better financially workin’ at the ty ect. and blew himself to one, ‘as how he's courtin’ a gal there, wouldn't be so worthy of chron- here only he disconcerted Hick- by appearin’ at the Post- with one eye brown, his nat- ene, and the other ono blue. Sime TCL] A Smile, «Firm i CH? Grasp of the Hund— Pp Nervousness, Bilivusness and that Fecling.” ff ANSWER R & G PILLS BILIOUSNESS Quickly end P.rmanently by using PILLS Det a box to-night | | Drug: 10c & 25c the Box ine Street, N. Y. a) explained that be run acrost @ bar- gain sale in blue eyes and got it 9 cents cheaper than a brown one would of cost him. Here is Amos Crabb our local snecrer’s eneers for to-day: The opinion @ man has of hisecif and the opinion Ate neighbors have of him don't allus agree. A man (s most allue @ Jero to a) woman only when he ain't her hus-| band. | There's a eight of men who know how a war ought to be At who you! couldn't get to the firin’ ne without a yoke of oxen, There's folka I know who wouldn't venture an advance opinion on any- thin’ fust so'a they can say arterward, no matter what happens, “That's just how I thought it'd bel” Movie, Stock and Vaudeville Combination Wins in Election and Are Joined in Continuous Bill by Manager Fox. By Eleanor Schorer. great pleasure loving public. Movies, vaudeville and stock win! Mr. Willlam Fox, who indulges this with @ majority of 10,000 theatre lov- [Pleasure loving public's Tho Hicks County Fair opened at| Hicks Junction yestidday, Bert Bell's) wife sent him to get the prize win- | ner's recipe for preservin’ peaches, He come with a list of cold creams, lip rouges and face massage rules which he sald a demonstrator who was some preserved peach her- self guve to him. We went to ask Mrs, Bell If she was goin’ to try ‘em, jut she slammed the door in our ers’ votes. Election returns prove | Proceeded directly to give them what the full Academy of Music, movies, | ‘ey wanted, Vaudoville and stock, to be the win-| Go Up to the Academy of Muste nae And behold your wish granted, de- Bball there be movies only? veloped into @ crackerjack bill of en- Shall there be movies and stock? lertainment Consisting of three forms Shall there be movies and vaude-| of theatrical amusement and lasting ie three hours without any repetition, Shall there be movies, stock and! And if any feature should strike your vaudeville? particular fancy (and in such @ va- yy rT = riety something sure will) simply stay The approving crosses showed the| end gee that feature repeated, for the last combination the ehojce af the! performance Ws continuous, 1 And ry whim, | sure enough “first run,” fei comedy, drama and “all the is fit to see,” fun, fact and fiction, acted silently to the accompaniment of the splendid orchestra which plays chilly music when the villain enters; galloping, clattering snatches | as the hero rides for assistance, and raggy rags for funny film: ‘Twice a week a magic hand washes clean the bi}l boards and programmes of all the movie titles and vaudeville /acts and replaces them by new names. | Everything changes except the Acad- emy Stock Company's well known favorites, They merely change their lay. OeMise Knowles and Mr. Ryan, the | two favorites who lead the Academy of Music Stock Company, opened in “The Diamond Neckla A torrent of applause greeted the players laat evening, the frst night of their tbe thriiting & Cincy they ~ ; LITTLD Boston girl, who bed frequently been admonished by her parents as to the evils resulting from hurried mastication ot food, was, on @ recent visit to New York, taken to the Zoo in the Bronx. Among the beasts that particularly claimed her attention were the cam- \els, She watched them long and earnestly as they munched huge | bunches of grass and then turned to “Ss her uncle, the great dolight of every one, tnclud-|"“"yjncies’ sald she, “what a treat it ing Mr. William Fox, who never fails’ would be for father and mother and to attend his “first night” in peraon. | Professor Fletcher to see those cam- Vaudeville that makes one take els chewing all day,”—Harper’s Mag- notice, both of the well chosen variety | azine. and the quallty of these entertaining skits, \""All for the very minimum-est price. Making Good. —— E up, cull!” says the ‘66 AK . Bad for the Tramp. | W burglar, shaking the man HEN Mr. Johnson returned by the shoulder, home from the office the other’ ~The man wakes up, and jumps up, evening he found his young too, says Judge's Library, wife in tears, “Why, Grace!” he cried | wwna-what do you wa-want?” ho in surprise, “What is the trouble, 41, darling?” oD 0 dis house las’ week ant “Oh, Ernost,"" she sobbed, “I bakod Pe EA err amen eoteaiaat a cake this morning and set It on the Kot $10 an’ a es | i" OSs window sill and a tramp came along plains the burglar, “an' do papers and stole tt.” | waid dat you sald your loss was $100 “Well, don’t cry, dearest,” said tho|an' joolry to de amount o! five or atx husband consolingly,. “One nen Jome | PRA OR in tho world doesn't matter."—Har-| ‘‘¥e-yes?” per's Magastns, “Well, make good, sport. Me pard- made me cough up de difference be- tween what I got an’ what you sald I got. 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