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pes es Wh ee deciral? aie Peas. uiui ioe fel, wish oh ate: PSS eerie ere nm ae A mae hes cele iy | anaitann ay sceretinn seamed te My 4 Nea yee New York, We lnesday: | *. July 29, 1914, ( fi A Page of Comics, q FOU Sketches and Stories * Fun for the Home and the Ride Home Out How THE MAN ITH GONNA TAWE OF IT FOR THE CANDY AND NO. | DIONT!_ HE WENT TOO PESKY ANSWER ME AXEL! wots THE MATTER with YA 22? — — + —— Vali PAIIBASIIAAIBIAISISABAIASAAAISAAIIAD “SAMMY’S SLATE!” $ | Leave It to Mr. Edward Jarr; ’ | NT > He’ll Show Up the Fakirs! | "pusyuen reer The Corpse Spoke. [AM he tua omsrver tat te rue \ PAAMMAMAAAASAPAIASIAAAA SSS ABAB ARIS eR : 1nd } eee often: [ae tue, Helehbortn hones) alae! os ss J 66 ON’T be mean in your offer-| Recently little Rollo waa sent out to call @ bank a ‘Jug and @ judge &| the Inscrutable,” Mr. Dinkston an-; married her. But then that was years IAG WITH A D ings,” said T. P. O'Connor) vi.it hie grandma in the country. ‘pecler’—which in English thieves'| swered. ‘And it says: ‘Life andjago, and my motto ts ‘Marry, For- FL in a plea in New York for| ani aftor @ day or two he missed thieves’ slang etand for prison andj character readings, $1.'" give and Forget.’ I trust Bugenia the Irish cause, “The Irish can't] something. policeman.” “Well, let me see the addresq” peld| holds no spite—her name was Eu- : “Grandma,” said he, “aln’t It eveg “What does the ‘stem,’ or adver-| Mr. Jarr. “I'll drop in on Agrippina | genia—but still you won't mind if I) Friday in the country?” tisement, say?’ asked Mr. Jarr. “If| and sce if he tries any of bis tricks#/ don't call on her. But then ‘Little - af j those fellows are back in town to|on me.” Walter,’ who was our best man, said icnow, in ireland, some eixty oF #ey- | or course, Pile Herrin Mt Leads Rny L ewindle our friends again we'd better) “Agrippina is a lady; I know her|he knew it would never be a happy |lacked @ coffin they made the corpse | deal 3 ‘N get after them.” well,” murmured Mr. Dinkston. “Tf/ marriage, because when we got back ¥ heey a said nach ie cont emell \ “This ‘stem’ ie put in by Agrippina’ my recollection serves me, I think I/ from ‘Plunkie’—Phil bi m, alas! sometimes led 6 Friday."—Atlanta Journal. Gores, is Yaar eat — en = eee en | we wont to met married there was'e posture, ‘ius Thirsty O'Grady aE == ILLUSTRATING WEBSTER, _ [00 cur with cow bets Jansing on " and hia flere wanted, meoe7,ca“t3| The Minister Was Puzzled. SEE in this ,.per « ‘stem’ it in front of the door—and that's al- tye vt act the corpse. So they da hi T @ marriage service performed } from @ ‘bookie,’ said Sarat, WE, Wy Go Fem _FatiAig Co, Cie Hew at Bras Week, ways bad luck." | ison On a bler outside the door and they A ie ms \ Mr. Michael Angelo Dink- “But you don’t mean to tell me that | |. ke put a pewter plate beside him for the ston, “I thipk it's trom SAY! You DON'T some time ago in a little coun- i i try chureh in Georgia, when the } 1 DUNNO WHAT THIS fake fortune tellers—swindlers who DOGS 1S DIFERUNIA FROM 4 “ one of the old mop that RATION 1S +) (KNOW WHAT YOU'RE) | Ive by exploiting the superstitions of re eee Otis ian tt by ioe meee eee get @ ‘grand’ from old man Smith GENE A-COMIN ' others — are superstitious = them- BECHLS THEIR BARK IS INSIDE 1: ian ane beran to take out cha husband?” instead of the woman en- co ; Gnd five ‘leaves’ from bis wife.” JO WITH ALL THESE HERE TALKING ABOUT! nelven?” ered Mr. Jarr tn surprise, SAYS BOGS WAS CREATED AFTE TY je penny, tuppence, threepence, swering for hereeif, @ gruff man'e ed _ Mr, Jarr, whom Dinkston was ad- SCANDALOUS — AIN'T PEOPLE ‘How do sure-thing gamblers lose CATS AND HAVE & NoARTER 1 ins A penny, tuPBrGrady coulan't stand | voice enewereé! { : dressing in these Delphic worde, was! || NEW NDAL |thetr money? Why, by betting on EM EVER Sinet DOGs LEN F ich meanness, Corpse as he was, he| +7 wii," | Hew sophisticated enough to know|/ ances an’ GIDDYING GOTTA HAVE some other bigger sure-thing gam- ; : sevice we tobe tie bey : ‘The minister looked up very much thet tn fortune tellers’ slanga “stem” PLEASURES? — blers’ games," replied Mr. Dinkston. Busy Livts Wich IS Gecre THEY r Ww s perplexed and paused. He repeated ; t an advertisement, “bookie’|} ABOUT — IT ON'T “AN the fake fortune tellere—and | HAVE FLEAS, THE PLEAS vat ver | ——_—_ the sentence, andagain the samegruft § ; 'T THEY NEED | |! vers Need oh 3 t take fortune teller and ike Do! DON' they are all fakirs from shut-eyes or Busy Lawes ‘Toa. wWvew p BLOn N ‘ voice answered, “I will.” Wise that “grand” meant a thousand id EXERCISE AN* clairvoyants to ‘mitt readers’ or lo, Dog. Again the minister looked up eur- } a “4 PHE DOGS ARLE Wh why TRYING Fo 7 en child | prised, not knowing what to make of and five “leaves” meant five 7 FUN — Palmiste—are credulous and super- Y « N the good old days, when no {t, when one of the groomamen at the Le - stitious. They all wear lucky charms CATCH THEM. OTHIS “is ALL LAN ] dared reply to a question from an | eng of the row sald: ; rou and belfeve in omens, and the one OW ABOUL BOGS BUT IT's ALL. \vE elder without the “Sir” or| “She is deaf. I am answering for é come back to town #0 #oon after " sure thing they know is bad luck is GOT ROOM TO WwRIitl “Ma'am,” a gentleman, now past mid- ‘when a junk cart with cow bells dle age, recalla an awesome scene-— Jangling on it stands or passes in at his father’s table. \p front of their ‘stores.’ A stubborn Ittle sister, having been “Well, 1 just like to see any of such | denied a second helping of her fa- pincott’s Magazine. x =x our friends,” remarked Mr. | ; Maybe they've found out that ien't a ‘reader’ out for them | gad they are not risking e ‘gazer,’ let ignorant fakira pull the wool over my vorite dessert, was asked {f she pal @ ‘stader,'” suggested Mr. yes!" declared Mr, Jarr, “They must — | wished 8 bread and butter in- mn, “Anyway, the ‘bookies’ al- @ a fine bunch of swindlers if thoy ers as well as @ vigi-| stead, hich she deflantly an- hire the best ‘pilot’ * are just aa superatitiour as the vic- | 8 lante, was out on the plains one day| . {with Liver-euting Johnson, another | : asked the “Wnat do you mean by this new well known na character, when | fa 8. ; ms they exploit, Here, let me lock of strange expressions?” asked st that paper! T'll go to see that eney ware. re by a . si ao Com, 8 auawer Jerr. “I ti 1 uu grip} ey from his purpose. johngon had a better horse than) that se! a convul- | ere mae) Wak Te on Lear iors rn Aiea —e x" and waa 3008 ahead, Ho turned sions,—National 2M ‘ nt ve urs ya “Tm siving you the code conversa- ‘PRANK & STANTON JR] | any of that hoous pocus stuff with Never. funy op sacar er 2 Not the Friday Odor. of the fortune tellers,” replied me!” BEY “Hurry up, ‘X!'" be yelled. “Get a y ° DIGONOUS “Take my advice and keep aw ey Su BRIDLE: whewe 280t move sei : UR contstbutor’s emall friend, from them,” said Mr, Dinkston, WAS TORE ROMP, "| "Dod-gast you, Johnson!” shou had nothing to lose, ler, or something very much | Beidler as be spurred bis Facet Sad"% habtdag "oak eS AVING TWO ANGLES Pe mem