The evening world. Newspaper, July 28, 1914, Page 18

ty ~ a ~ + Ps { Vo A Page ae ‘Covrriade 1914 Prose Pobluning Ca (NY. Brewing Werte) is 0S: Redhat we EREIN IS SHOWN WHAT MR. DINKSTON MEANT BY “CUPPING.” T was the night of Mr. and Mrs, Stryver's roof tango dinner to Mr. and Mrs. Jarr and Mr. and Mrs, Mud- ridge-Smith. ra while it looked as though the immer might end in headaches and egrets, for both Mrs. Jarr's bus- ad Mrs. Mudridge-Smith’s hus- bad insisted that Mr. Michael jlo Dinkston should be taken to ‘Party as an “added starter.” t will Mr. and Mrs, Stryver 2” asked both Mrs. Jarr and Mra, lare Mudridge-Smith. “Mr. Stryver pes ho use for Mr. Dinkston because A. Dinkston is 2 poet, a social tiet and a dozen other things sound fine but don't pay,” added Jarr. )MAnd I beard Mr. Stryver say bim- that he disliked Mr. Dinkston in- ly because they both talked a wi evening about Morgan and = ifomwell, and Mr. Stryver found ~t (Gils ‘very end of the conversation that Morgen and Cromwell of whom Dinkston had spoken #0 elo- and at such great length been dead for severa) bundred " Mr. Jarr had said finally, Dinkston doesn’t go both Mr. apd I won't. You forget that Angelo Dinkston is one of in the country. As Plantagenet he could (Make a fortune, only he doesn't want = ® fortune.” _ “I never thought of that,” said Mrs. date. “Why, he was Clara Mudridge- @ first instructor!” Mr, Dinkston appeared upon the ‘weene attired, as Mra. Mudridge-Smith » @fterward described it, a Ja dernier ert, eapecially as regards bis dainty gold shirt studs with cuff buttons the same size and style. These had all the dancing chappies wild envy. The ladies all admitted Dinkston was a welcor ddition to the party, especially as Mr. Smith | "t tango a step without his| crutches, while Mr. Stryver ir st dance because, as he said, how you sell bonds to people by| ‘ing with them? a As for Mr. Jarr, he was always just | the Idea of a step that U Sketches and Stories [EN—HE TURNED AROUND! ererybo had stopped dancing the of Comics, 1 OONT KNOW THIS BINKS GUY- BUT AS SOON AS | MEET HIM I'M GOIN' To CLEAN HIM uP! Dinkston, received somewhat coldly at frst by the host and hostess of the affair, the Stryvers’ dance din- ner was a great success, The admirable Dinkston danced with all the ladies in turn. He taught the plump and panting Mrs. Stryver steps that, as she said, ahe had been dying to learn, and which almost caused her to expire from exhaustion while learning. But when the wondrous Dinkston and the lithe and agile Clara Mud- ridge-Smith danced together a buzz of admiration followed them'as they moved with graceful undulations| through the mazes of the Dinkston- Double-Dew-Drop—a new step of the most intricate nature that the great Dinkston, when known as The Great Plantagenet, had originated just be- fore giving up dancing because it cut into his evenings at Gus's popular cafe, Then came the event of the even- ing--"The Prize Contest for the Valuable Silver Loving Cup. Open to All, No Steps Barred!" Within ten minutes {t was known that no other couple had any chance for the coveted prize save the dis- tinguished Dinkston—who, it w: whispered, was none other than the eccentric Great Plantagenet, and Mrs. Mudridge-Smith, the chic and handsome wife of Jabes Smith, the merchant prince. They had been “picked” before the colored orchestra bad played the firat eight bars. A running accompaniment of ap- Plause followed them, which burst Into an ovation when the silver cup was handed to the fair matron. “She's cured!" whispered the wily! Dinkston to Mr. Mudridge-Smith, “All she will live for now ts to win cups at dancing contesta! No more beauty treatment or anything else but cupping for her!" YLL BETCHA! ILL BETCHA my SISTERS COT LONGER HAIR N' YOURS iLL PERSONALS AND LOCALS, tachi Midder's new mowin’ machine. changed pullpits witb Rev, East Sup- BETCHA Now FOR TO DON MY |ATHING SUIT- AND QUIRE A NICE COAT OF TAN- Cem. THE. Prone Prittehing Om (0 ¥, Bresing Werte) |THE MARRYING OF MARY—Departing Events Leave Their Shadow Behind ahs of HAN J] Coorrient. 1014. Press Puotteniag On. ( (GUY, Brening Werles - day. pullpit we know he must of preached a powerful discourse, although we couldn't understand much of what he said, he havin’ absent-mindedly left his store teeth to home. Hickville Doings From Our Hickville Correspondent Hazen Conklin Sid Forsythe has give up learnin to play on the harmonicky. He says as how he can play tunes easter on a comb wropped up In tissue paper, only it tickles his lips. Not only that, but ever since the harmonicky fell in the bran bin there's bin sev- eral notes what wouldn't play. And besides Sid lost the pesky thing down the well tryin to charm a trout he ketched and put tn there for @ pet. Lew Ballum, our industrious tin- tinker, after samplin’ some prime ap- plejack, run the end of his peg leg in a knothole In the new boardwalk in front of Bemis Bros.’ emporium last night and begun walkin’ round it jn Copyright, 1014, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York krening World.) UFE PETTIBONE of Rome City was a visitor in our midst again yesterday. This time Rufe come to borrow the lend of Ma- lachi ain't cut his grain yet, machine bein’ his lent out some- Rev. Scndder of Cherry Valley ex- To From the way he pounded the/a circle. self and the matt Ben? I an ho it y! was up bor haunted ghost. there yet, but there's goin’ to when old Eb’s spook gets busy. Postmaster Peleg Peeks says as how since the post card craze has kinda died off, hands, If it wasn't for the city paper |“ that comes for Ezra Hicks three times Copyright 1916 Pres DON'T BE TALKIN’ RUNNING THE CAR. GEORGE - YoU MAKE ME NERVOUS . stompin’ around and mutterin’ to his- By gum, how long ts this boardwalk, Some city folks, name of Hall, who Jane Taggart t the old Spooner farm, which they're goin’ to fix up for a summer home. There wouldn't nobody around here buy There aint no news happeneé Fun for the Home and the Ride Home cUtlening Co EN Y Beating Worley | ME WHILE I'M ayia — SAY ED- THE WIFE iS OH, LEMUEL, THe GLEE cluB BOYS CALLED ON MARN AGAIN THIS ARTERNOON AASOSRNNNS GOIN’ OVER TO HER MOTHERS THEN CALLED ON ME acain, Too!!! Ben Bemis heard him matter to speak of. went out and says: “What's er, Lew?" And Lew, he says: been a-treadin’ of it for half and ain't come to the end of work, It did. If Gideon him bellerin th boardin’ with Aunt last summer, have here for us mneerer. by Amos the place because It's by old Ebenezer Spooner's bel ask Alm df he’s married. time sort of drags on his, other feller’s neck. 8 @ week he wouldn't bave no readin’ Alonzo Curtis built some new stan- | chiona !n his cow barn yestidday. stuck his head in one to see if it would hadn't of driv by three hours later and hear 8 no tellin’ how long! he'd of been a tryin’ it. igs Here are sume more sneers, sneered | Crabb our local, The location of the patches on felier’s pants are a pretty good indica- tion of the kind of industry he's got. When you hear a + about bein’ his own bos. “ feller saya when he don't think like} jou do, A boil ia a fone when it's on some braggin’ fest quietly Good Stories of the Day A Curious Coincidence. FTER the troiley car conductor had taken up the fares and the face arose and made his way to the rear platform and said to the official: | “sir, 1 was in this town ten years | ago “IT rode on this very car.” “Yes?” You were acting as conductor that “IL gave you a quarter when you came for my fare, and you handed “But tt wasn't were base coun i they are. |since. 1 knew that ! should be here ‘again some day.” ‘Oh, then you are the man," re- plied the conductor. “You gave me a counterfeit quarte See— my car again some day.’ “sald the passenger, passengers had settled down aj |man with a determined look on his/ ere | I have kept them ever Here's a Safe Easy Way to Gain 10 to 30 ibs. of Solid Healthy, Permanent Flesh. nN everywhere Understand why I do Thin, wo how much you organs assimilat nts of your food instead of ng them out through the body a stomach and tntestines and fate and © to a hand the body ts ike nary for the sald the conductor. ous coincidence. He rl ré's a cigar to smoke w e off duty, and 1 wil If another coineid ‘Ten years he 1 underst We shall both be prepared.” j New Orleans P! > A Different Boy. N Interesting event occurred in the household of a scientific gentleman who js a momber of lone of Uncle Sam's chemical bureaus in Washington ‘The gentleman himself was hard at work in his home laboratory when the There's a lot of people jest like egga.| nows was brought to him. You can't tell what they're like until i | vou break through the shell. quietly announced the he stopped on the "It's a he physician, Foolish argument is what the other | threshold. “All right, all right,” muttered the | absent-minde: hemist as he bent over his work. “Er—oh—ask him what ‘ye wants, won't you?"—Lippincott's. 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