The evening world. Newspaper, July 10, 1914, Page 14

wy —_ 7 a “0m eR RISE TT “0 A Page of Comics, Sketches and Stories 4 Fun for the Home and the Ride Home JWHEN You ARe ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING Jeoun Stow iT- SAY FOR GET- MORNING Soce mere MILINGLY @ NO USE YOU GETTIN’ HET UP BECAUSE MARYS T RECKON YOURE Nou For Lage ea RUCHT LEMUEL IF hin 08 tHe Oh Or q WERE COIN TLAND ®& PURTY GAL BUT YA ume! | Dowr @ Swe. BEAU gc J SEE WO BELLS || \MARY, WE AUT TA HUNG ON You UP- Born oF US! Fer stvve} SNO USE LeMUEL, YOuby HAVE TO 00 TH’ STVLIN UP- Y CaNT STRR LOOK Like THIS! Sr inns ws we By Ferd G. eee Didn’t Look. Luck! HICKVILLE DOINGS j ; OME time ago a little girl rambied HERE was only a thin pertition -SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION- iM) od, into a country grocery store and between the bar parlor and From Our Hickville Correspondent NO REAL BOOKLOVER CAN AFFORD i} 7 placing an earthen jar on the the taproom of the auburban H ro} kl jm TO OVERLOOK | counter asked for ten cents’ worth|hostelry, so that I could not help THIS UNUSUAL. of molasses. Soon the jar was filled,| hearing what was perhaps a confi- azen on in OFFER-NOTICE || and picking !t up the child started for| dence about a certain Bill's terrible IE BINDING- the door. condition the previous afternoon. Fime Kublisiag Or. 1 box of atogies from his son Willis who Au) “Hold on there, youngster,” hastily| ‘Well, to cut @ long story short.” lives in Pittsburgh, Pa, "Longo lit one and then set it down to shoo a hen outen the front parlor where it had Intercepted the groceryman, “Haven't ell ths sivoe! bea ice Prats probably with emotion, a Lie ohn ia lecreape gen ‘Im on a doorstep and lea im there. Desowats ai AND LOCALS. ARRIE ROBINSON, Mel “No, air, I not,” answered the " Robinson's daughter which| gone to set on a glass paperweight girl, pausing and looking around,|'E mist ‘a’ fell asleop and ‘ls ‘at went to the city to learn to| with a view of Niagary Falls in it. ae Na re dropped on to t’ footpath, an'—would do hair fixin’ and fingernall cuttin’, has come home to Spend a week with her parents on Dry Fond Road. She's piumper'n ever and| how he don't know which end tasted looks like city vitves agreed with her.|the wust, the burnt end or t’other They was four of our local swains/one. He gave four to your able cor- settin’ up with her last night. Amos|respondent. That's why there was Crabb, our local snecrer, says as how |no corresponden: t im yestidday. your local beaus will likely discover for the first time that they've got fingernails, though why any one would Want his fingernails snipped off he can't see. He lets hisn break off when their time has came. When he picked up the stogie both ends looked alike and he put the wrong one in his mouth. He says as| ” 3: wl yer believe it?—when ‘oe woke up ‘The money for that molanses,”| pre ee eee ven pence in it.” answered the grocer. “Don't give it] ‘heater Guardiat. away for an advertisement any more.” “I thought you got the money,” waa the startling rejoinder of the young- ster. “Mother put it in the jJar,"— Philadelphia Telegraph. Opeu Lvenings Until 9 o' tues REAL H AIR . nae eee Credit’ Te » E00 $1.00t0S1.50% v GROWER $100. gioco $1.50 to $2.00 @ 15.00 $2.00 to $2.25 $20.00 $2.50 tems Found at Last! $30.00 $3.00 S\2"cinn Terns for Complete Hourchold 7, Ailowed on Cash Sales bah Yor, Oar, Fremine 48- Lew Ballum, our ent isin’ tin- | he's histed onto his back shed roof. | Lew has been takin’ up religion late- ly and he's read the Hible as far as the flood, and he allows he ain't goin’ to take no chances because he heard @ political stumper at Hickory | [| Cooyrisht, 1916, Press Publishing Co. (N. ¥, Rvening World) Junction last fall say as how history repeats itsself and he ain't goin’ to be caught nappin’. Pigs for sale. Can't I sell you? Toblas Tivvins. Ad } Ben Bellows, our lusty blackamith, who sings second base in the Hick- Ville Glee Quartet, cracked his voice yesterday yellin’ at Esra Slocumb's gray mare to get offen his foot, she havin’ stepped there Innocent MWke! giq Forsythe is learnin’ to play on « when Ben wasn't lookin’. Ren say®|narmoniky which a paddler upocped as how the bottoms of his feet t#/ him for a old pair of shoes which a toughened up #o that he can stand/city boarder left at the house last barefyot on a hot spark and wonder} summer, beside m unpaid board bill amountin’ to $2.25, The shoes was where the smoke Is comin from, but} tog small for Sid or his Ma, bein’ the tops of his feet are a dang sight only eights and a half. Sid has only tenderer, and the hot shoe he'd just| practiced two days and he kin play put on the mare like to of frizzled a fust three notes of “Home, Sweet alreddy, He kin play some the hide offen his toes, of the other notes, but he can't wit ‘em in the right places yet. SISDSASISAORISAISEDIAA AAD AAD AA ADAM The Great English Discovery At “‘Zareff the Occult’s’” Occult eis vr ] TRapal yy > Occultness His Visitors Marvel] 51.00.00 reward 11 We Fail On Our RAE EE ee | PositiveGuarantee. Try It At Our Sedilgy never seen her, befors,| your advertisement, 1 have deter- Risk-——Mail Coupon To-Day. wi the “psychic Ined to t i retina,” and after some adjustment, | DAd read her name ® “Mra,” MudFidges mith,” repited O | during which Mrs, Smith was sure] “i¢ “the psychic retina” is another|Zareff the Occult, “I cannot give you the tightly folded wad of paper nev-|name for palming and substituting|® reading. It would be fatuous on er left her fingers, the seer begged | the written-on wad of paper with my part to give you a Legcons You t blank wad, and unfolding | do not need a rei both ladies to concentrate thair minds | similar but blank Wad. ano une fra Upon the name—and then he buomed | wad in the hollow of the operator's it forth with hi "Mrs, |hand, refolding it, palming it again ing,” continued Don't forgit them pigs. Come and see yourself, Tobias Tivvins.—Advt. hold 4 exactly against the “psychic | Cults Kaxhibitien, BEDROOM —@o! Gk Devin Caas * I've got geese, too, Better see me 4 " * i Bing first. Tobias Tivvins.—Advt, One of them pies al ain't for si Clara Mudridge-Smit! ubstituting it fi . “YOU could give rd, bevalied atta —— you'll find some of the othe! ie folded blank wad—then Zareft the| at . You have psychic fe sa Alonzo Curtis got_a present of alyour style. Tobia Tivvins —Advt. Covsrigut. 1914. yy ‘Tie Hemug Publishing 0%, He then clasped his client's hand! Qcoult looked at the scribbled name| powers far greater than mine. But rer | chen Clo ———— — (Tie New York Bveniag Wor and the wad of paper a brief instant| of the lady with his “psychic retina.”| your psychic powers are late neat f frigerator, three Kitchen Bepiecs Dinner ator. mene Chaim Kitchen, Table 15 | ooe ey = _— to “vitall flex thought waves,”| It's one way of aweing and myati-| must be developed. You would tave AREFF the Oooult was 6/10 vie ee org Gay aint fying the gullible ia the very begin-| wonderful psychic possibilities once solemn, sallow man, fat an ie they were magnetized, And this : flabby, with two pendulous| Smith unfolded the wad of paper to|"“['have come to get a reading,” Mrs. |Iady —"° and Zaret turned suddenly 08: On dewlapa hanging from his|Show Mrs. Jarr that Zareff the Oc-/ yudridge-Smith explained. “Seeing | lady—and Zaroff turned suddenly to é chin that gave him the ep- Mrs. Jarr—" too, «as latent Pearance of « morose ot bound RU — SHE CHANGED HER MIND!) "s'il" s0e saa noticed aur Psychic powers. He wore a pair of the now familiar tortoise shell mandarin 6) ah / {tion her friend wa, tacles, A dark red fez with a black | | ways be guided by the advice of your friend here," Zareff added to Mrs.| This Man tolle” Te wilk tassel and a dressing gown of Mudridge-Smith. ‘She is in iat th! nat for Sach Comes he Oriental design completed bis make- dame House of the Zodiac with you; | In buwe “Onwrii” te New up, 5 F her influences are beneficial to your| Grover. las bem called the mont wonderful di influences. of the rumels and Parte Ey ot M “Hush! Don't speak," he remarked 5 though exthaaiaaiiy. awarded gold medals to in @ booming voice, “Zarefft will tell What have T always | ‘7s Bait grower ns Amer se your name! Zareff never saw you hundreds of men and women have ritien ¢ ue ond before! * uu come seeking the love influ-|of the phenomanel rewulte obtained ty its ald for gears tell how they As Mrs, Jarr afterward sald, “it The * Zareff went on, bending his | Veple sly hare bem Delt #6 ere who have lad eyes. dreamily on Mrs, Mudridge- if all their lives way they have got a clean, ° | Save her the creeps.” | Smith, “It 1s not the love influence | Healthy welp after « few applications of this wou f Zareff the Occult had evidently } of a young man. You wish your bus-| 9% {ment sever you are bothersd wil RED-MAN an 2S. i; | surmised that Mra, Mudrid, mith bas ove for you restored,” falling hair, prematurely aH jel, galt ‘ed hair, Vi ? ‘Mudridge-Smith burst into | brittle hair or stringy hair: dandruff, itching goal COLLARS | rather than Mra, Jarr was the good tears, and Mra Jarr, who had been |o *? atvshita hair trouble, we want yout Ne . ly‘ “thirty-eight.” He placed a small | prejudiced against the occult one in| W you’ a binding @uaranioe without any isa ew pad of writing paper on the table | the beginning, now admitted to her- |//sring rol tar. at La Gente eee A on which the brass vase of joss sticks self that be Pe ibiel of divination at we Pr eee spats Caras, oe | i i were remarkable, have pi 9 9 renter. | |, ° Be | burns, placed a lead pencil beside it | Sho iittle know. that experience has| £0 st beet dine) tin, oF a) fan ni as’s || “THE RED-MAN' M4 and commanded the nervous younk f long taught the “bookies” that when ol ith tia contract,” Cut out the coupon Below | of gyi oad os matron to write her name, He turned ( | | well dressed, or rather over-dressed | ant mall it inday to Qrealo Laborwiories, oF 0 || of tyficad Sum- ‘ ) — - and over-jeweled, young women come | #7, Binghamton, N. ¥, mer Style not his back as he spoke and shut his Sa Gland’ ct vehoad nupenraons eyes, it is safe to say it ts the pampered A thoroughly mannish, good- 1 Mier the pane wae wrillen'on (os Poamytetisaetlaiuae vane ae | paper, the paper was folded at his eee ago eTTON.” coneiuaed looking, comfortable style | direction, and with trembling hands Hip ir to-morrow; ‘the Influences of to-day FREE COUPON ealo Laboratories, ‘The Crslo Serateeet, Binghamton, N, ¥. reader of the New York rave fe ‘wither cont how Cane ond Yalling, Bais” grows new hy Hae Bekdratt ered ttetivg wralps and teaten ieee er Bray and faded hale Mrs. Mudridge-Smith held I, as di- are not conducive to a fortunate cot.- 2 for 25c rected, against the greasy forehead Went summation!" And he bowed them out, ABODY & CO. Inc. Mahorsef ARROW SHIRTS, TROY, MY, || Othe seer. c ed ther Gant anal eat TINTHLB COUPON TO YOUR LUTT: }] Tt wanld seem that eT = minute, L . si: cs CH saw eR IE |