The evening world. Newspaper, July 9, 1914, Page 18

Fun for the Home and the Ride Home ISNT THAT WHAT You SAY To ME WHEN: J FALL AND You Loow IT Loom, ae PAWDON ME. BUT Nour ood LOOKING MaAK- ‘CHAWMED, (m SHUAH!! WHERE if SAM HILLS 01D PHOEBE PUT MY COLLARS? | CAN'T Co In AN! MEET MARYS RICH BEAY THOUT a couvear!l Mate, @ee , AXEL WouLd BE FURIOUS FE HE ; GCapeuT ME OPENING HIS MAIL. eur OW , PRETTY SCET FOR ME: A GéTvA SEE WHAT “He “FucweR ONE HUNDRED BUCKS PER -- Lal Ce" WANTS OF HIM - : AND ALL | GoTTa bo 18 STICK DEAR AXEL, AROUND AND WATCH AxEL WE Wa. Tane You Back AS COVR. STag ACTOR AT tco A WERK EARN Him OH NE You wit AGREE To bo ANYTHING < wes RE ne. Ce NOU te Wie si : = = > AN INSURANCE =—— POLICY BEFORE STARTING WORK. = Back, al Ane. Yours Thuy D.Paiccea * Sarary $ For You ,FROM "HE FLICKER Co. OPEN (T AN’ LET'S SEE wHaT “THEY WANT OF You (T YusT BANE TUN Love NOTE FROM VUN OF DAS GIRLS? Didn’t Need the Hoe. Rearest psychic, and this proved to| arbitrate their own destinies, besides, | C'awling into tne eyeholes, 2 be Zareff the Occult. we're here.” ‘ The ies! of 8 am evidently fo OME ti hobo sical ¥ ing over the telephone, came from E time ago a hobo m¢ Zareff the Occult had the ground| And so they were, for even as 8b6| Denind the folding doors to the back S tapped on the back door of @ floor in a shabby old rooming houae| rang the bell a colored maid opened| parlor, Straining her ear, Mrs. Jarr ‘THIS 1S ThE FINEST tn a shabby street oft Broadway. A|the door for them and led them Into| distinctly heard this delphic message: See ene ta she ee “ @ barrow, dark and ctuffy front par-| “Naw, not skirt dicks! Sure, there ‘ somethin; to eat. © B00) a small glass sign “Zareff” in the win-|® Darrow, dark and ctufty front pare) | SPOT ‘ROUND HERE been a Three in sight, al- wife responded that she would feed dow gave the only evidence of iden-| would see them in a moment. Then| though Barberpole is Camden. I Roy ° i tity, A heavy Nottingham lace cur-|the mald raised the dingy window| don't care if Crawford and Bluebells FoR FISH - THOSE him on the back step along with Fido tain was drawn slightly aside as Mra, pling and let the light In through the | are Curry! Barberpole js Rood enough POOR GooBS WHO provided he ve wlee to Gee the * eavy, cheap lace curtains. ‘or me. ere's vo T y-e1g! y meal by cleaning out! e gutter, Goveright. 1914, by The Frew Mubllshing Co. | Ignored put a temporary damper on Mudridge-Smith’s electric car stopped) ‘The’ place wax draped with gaudy| right in the Library now"* ie HUG THE SHORE |\_ / Se ee al when th pilin ; the excursion to the oracles, Mra,{@t the door and the two ladies) Oriental printed cloth, and joss sticks,| “It's a spirit message, maybe? | |< NEVER GET A BITE. You 7 es Palate anita | BIST! THE SEEKERS Jarr suggested that another news- | Mighted. evuben iy Tere srecontly Nghted, ebiaperod Mrs. Clara Mudridge- | |.° Z 7 Ban se ney uN Ane ae Ase ; : burned in a small brass vase in front | 8M sandwiches the hous: cam : Paper containing the advertisement| Mrs. Jarr saw the movement and a) cry jarge plastor-of-paris skull,| And Mrs, Jarr had to admit that It with a reliable looking hoe. “You needn't have gone to that trouble, madam,” said the hobo. “I never use a hoe in cleaning out & |gutter.” “Never use a hoe’ said the woman, “What do you use, then, a shovel?” “No, madam,” sweetly replied the hobo, starting for the back gate, “my ARE IN SUSPENSE!) >e purchased, but Mrs, Mudridge-|#udden suspicion crossed her mind.| cheerfully decorated with a snake| sounded uncanny. Smith, who prided heracif on her| “t can't see how it ts that people who | strict economies, said that would be| can bring you fortune seem to live in FORE starting downtown|a waste of money, so they had the| sch surroundings,” she whispered. SAMMY’S SLATE to consult the fates, Mra,| automobile driven back to the High-|“And as for re-uniting sundered MENTS Jarr and Mrs. Clara Mud-|costa Arms to get the mutilated | hearts, I remember scetng a story in ridge-Bmith cut out the| newspapers. the papers about a fortune teller's Clamoring advertisements of Zareff,| The afternoon waning apace through| Wife suing him for divorce.” the Occult, and Agrippina, the In-|the practice of these womanly econ-| “Sasb!" sald Mra. Mudridge-Smith. wcrutable, in which both these deal-|omies, it was decided to visit the|“All adepts will tell you they cannot A ANT r method Is to pray for rain."—Boston (w in destinies promised aupernat- poeaaned i ar ‘ A ANT | Advertiser. ‘fal psychic pills, so to mpeak, for ONLY NOV So Bi vay col BS ca 'gns ection ot aries “HELP WANTED!” B16 | waar oe |WhatThin Folks Should Be —from “Bringing Back to You the ST 1 One You Love From Whom by the * on ‘ Hy Ft Machinations of Enemies You Are <d Do to Gain W eight . ‘§ Betranged” to “Vitalizing the Sources , —— —_ @f Buccess.” | A q a4 On the way to the locality in which SS we Bro, el ven these soothsayers wove their occult ——————— ee qpells Mrs. Jarr and Mrs. Mudridge- é ANTS ISN'T ANIMULS. MA OMY Why She Wept. Dire Confusion. eeple sutter from enpeane y 7 . Z eves an stom: Geaith had quite an argument as to A J Te THEY 1S PEST SOME ANTS Live PROPOS of the numerous in-| YOHN HENRY was keeping com-| chs who, having tried advertioed fleah- Payot tne tro fambovent carla: in THE @ROOND AND Somb Live iil filtential malefactors whone| | pany with Myrtle Marie, and| makers, food-red tans they should first consult. Mra. " Z : RYS ONLY THOSE WHO Livi prison terms are either an- when the father of the latter re- nn} Jagr inelined toward Zareff, the Oc- 3 PEYN T ie ‘ Sey Lube nulled or cut down to nearly| turned from the office one evening| make them fat. Yet their case te qeult, while Mrs. Mudridge-Smith fa- | g » i ” IN PANTRYS Done Live « , leas. A recently discovered regenerative 7 |Z “ 7 _ AYN) nothing, Mayor Brand|he was timidly approached by bis} force makes fat grow after years of ¢thin- Bee Arena: toe tomnwanls. | 2 Some GteT ATE ANH Some au < | Whitlock of Toledo said a short while| pretty daughter. . nm ‘oni val thd ‘deers ¥ FORTUNATE ago: “Papa,” sald the fair one, “did John rves. eee be, \ahiene Of ‘lr fate 'to the SAN rS iS AWFOL SMALL BUT TH . is it @ good thing for the public! Henry oall on you this morning?” oniled Ga ate firet of these seers whose cut-out- q i h ° ' ” hi of acknowledged merit have J + jet these men out #0 soon? "Yes," answered the parental one, ‘in this ‘With-the-point-of-a-hairpin adver- | EIR BITE 'S AWOL BIC. IF THET twas aympathizing one afternoon| “ut I couldn't make out much of in this peeriess tiaement Mrs. Mudridge-Smith fished Z WAS po BIG AS HORSE THEBICE | 4 ” mesh : : > ? with @ poor woman whose husband | what he sald,’ Mos oar Leet rine pc WOOLEN’! BE ANYTHING BIG ENO” | had Just been sent to jail, Bhe was| “Couldn't make out what he saldl"| a sy RACRIOte Y tag UGH Fo THEM To ANTS weeping bitterly, and Ieaid to her: | repeated Myrtle Marie wonderingly.| 4 month's systematic naps ant fied is & troubled pond aa 1S WH a ies cA we ‘ ro ONLY “Now,*don't take it ao hard, Two| ‘What de you mean?” mhonid predine ise sad GE eine, coometion, drece samples, p . es, R S? . years is o long sentence, I know; but) “As near as I could understand,” bits of ‘lead pencils, dried flowers, 7 g | | DONT KNOW WHAT SLUCCARDS 1% | he may not have to serve it all, Con-| explained papa, “he sald he wanted tacky charms, chewing gum, and i . * PASAT ON A ANT HILL ONCE, BUT NOT | viets who behave themsolves ofton-|to marry me; that you had enough @ther feminine funk, it was not sur- ‘ times get out months before their ap- | money to support him and that we FoR VERY LONG. Durr vnced finally brought up 4 : i pointed time, had alwaye loved each other, so I ‘The tact that “4 UARI TION, 1914 Prose Pubiisding Ca (MV. Brening World) Cute pre La “That's just it,’ she replied, etill| told bim to go home and write it out Co eovbing. ‘Henry can be an angel when | in plain Mnglish,"—Pitteburgh Chron- MeniAppincott's __._ tale and Telegraph. —