The evening world. Newspaper, June 29, 1914, Page 14

Wee cake Fun for the Home and the Ride Home It Again! FLOOEY and AXEL— We'd Like to Lay a Bet That He CAN Do Locka Here! 'm wethin Four Peer | a OF Te cupt!! Now foo LETS FIND yours ! _ LOOK Y ay Bane Lay’ MINE IN DAS cue! There's wine! “That's mine! RIGHT ON HE Green! WAAL - YA cou.on'r Do (tT AGAIN PRETTY Faint Bur thi BET CHA A QOLLAR 1 LAID MY BALL CLOSER TH “THe CUP THAN You bID YouRS TTS ALL-LL-LL Teed T! WEVE 6oT PLENTY OF Tdem, WE'LL NEVER MISS IT WHat 0° J dare @BOUT MOUR GROCERY hong aioe @ND BUTCHER BILLS! MEAN & H ; IVE GOT A HIGH GOST COST OF Livine OF LIVING PROBLEM OF MN OWN HEVENT I? SHoULO worRy! ME aN’ Ma does! AIN'T WE GOT 'T FIGCEREO EITHER SIén TO BLar ir Dep pamlly: a Down His Neck. “A Quiet ‘Departure. N Ohio farmer took his numer- RS, SMITH was engaging a) A ous progeny to a county fair M new servant, and sat facing in that State. As the party the latest applicant moved about the grounds the father| +, nope, what ¥ felt his fourth-born tugging at his] - hope.” said Shh best ea Bad coat-tails, He turned, and the young-|% angry words with your last rin: | WW Hee HUGH Y { NUE aan . ster begged him to buy a certain toy, | tress before leaving.” ) ° (g heh MAW “Buy it yourself,” said the father.| “Oh, dear, no, mum; none what- > “Wh di he dime I gave you a little ever,” the prospective maid replied MRS. JARR EARNS THE 4ny person to order me as though I lown my neck." with @ tons of her head. “While she ‘ell, shake it our.” was having her bath I just locked “But, father," protested the lad, “I| the bathroom door, took all my things can't, It in my mouth when it! and went away as quietly as pos- went down."—Youth's Companion. — sible.""—Youth's Companion. | ILLUSTRATING WEBSTER. Convrtaht 1914, by ‘The Prem Publish ine Co (The New York Pyening World) . Uncle Tom's Cabin, “NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.’ pebragy the carer erate OF “Why, what did Mra. Dusenberry Crores, 1016. WT Pere Gees | aor asked Mre. Jarr, her eye going from the plane top to the picture ELL, how did you get along | trames and mantelpiece—more dust! while I was away?” asked) “well, I ain't a-telling no tales on Mrs. Jarr as she turned her | nobody, but what right has she to eyes from the top of the| ask me to get a dust-rag and dust?” 1 PASSED THROUGH YOUR HOME TOWN bi piano. “How was old Mra| “Hut loak at the dust,” Mra, Jarr HMVUL SINGING LAST TUESDAY WHILE MOTORING UP TO oa perenne a ing | Tat forced to say. “Gertrude, you NOO YORK FROM PALM BEACH +! WISH e, eo Jarri it inning ‘ domestic, wiped her hands ence the Seer here Roving Ss spat ‘ ws, Py {HAD MET YOU THEN-——LORD LOAD AND corner of her apron as though to dry | dren, while I was away but to keep HAN Vet TL b them after having washed them from | the house in onder.” MULE HAS 7M voce all trace of old Mrs. Dus: TY-| “I would have dusted ft till it RE “Well, ‘am, now you've asked | jooked ike a new pin," sniffed the of- r me,” began Gertrude, “and wild auto- | tended Gertrude, “but 1 wouldn't take Emule mobiles wouldn't ha: ‘agged &!no orders from her!" And, eetzing ANSON : WALA IR : word of complaint from me, all I will | ner duat-rag, Gertrude beat the pow- Ete RBIS AS RMS. HA ESOT ® eay in that it's a good thing you 414 | gery deposit from the plano top out OF ROPAVER THA GPS TO WARE RK DN ome home from the seashore when | into the circumambient alr—to settle BHCK OF NIM MULES HAVE l-ONG EARS you did! For if I had left thia house | where {t listed a Iittie later. WHICH THEY Por Aner WHEN THEY what would have become of it, with|” are, Jar alghed, but diplomacy SING SoTHEY Won't that nosey old woman just spoiling |came to her. “You shouldn't have THE MSULUES. IT'S THE ONLY NMATORAL everything?” minded Mra, Dusenberry,” sh id, ADDY w « “But I thought you and Mra, Du-|iwny ghee old” VANTAGE AMULE HAS senberry were such good friends and | «yey; 1 never thought of that!" Would get along ao lovely together!” | gaia Gertrude, and she went blithely comyrighh 214, Prose Publishing Co O% ¥. Brewing World) Mrs, Jarr whimpered. “Dear me, one | tg her work. can't e away for a day and leave| wnat gets into gala these days, 0pe's house and children—and worry: | anyway?" old Mra. Dusenberry asked | . fag about fire and burglars, alt the| of Mrs. Jarr in confidential com- | time, tov, and yet what happens?! piaint some time later. “What right| Medicine, except eulphur and mo-| “THEY wa Why,” Mrs. Jarr went on, answering | has that Gertrude of yours to give me | /#8ses In the spring and a good dose ed Pere as is “people yor of ” ice a day ol ¢ ‘ady from y e Bu her own question, people you think | my orders as to how children should | Of @Winine twice a day off the blade of them dears, and only for yo! you can trust, people who you believe | be tuck care of? Ain‘t I raised nine ays it ain't} T have put up with what I did from are good friends, don't get along at| children of my o: tan of theta | © ered stylish to eat with the|that minx of @ hired gal of yours children of my own, seven of them | _ @il,and the house’—— and here Mre.| dying young, and all of them hearty e—-and camomile and boneset tea | telling me what to do! And I says Jarr gave another ; : \ybe your calomel pills regu. |t® her: “each your granny to milk ance at the dust/ and healthy, fer trem was the good |#Md maybe your calomel pills regu-| gicks, and you tend to your own af- DUKE DUMB WERE WITH ME, THEY INSIST THAT | SAIL OVER THE POND AND BE THEIR GUEST FOR “IHE REST OF THIS YEAR —!HOPE THEY DON'T THROW ME IN WITH THE KING OO MUCH —1 DON'T LIKE HIS LOOKS ——ETC— TLE SS I ryure (t oGret Why He Missed It. MAN very much out of breath ran into the ratlway station | and made a rush for the ticket | Seller's window. A few moments later he came back and sat down with an | air of dejection. “So you missed your train,” re- 3 | marked his neighbor. “I suppose there was a woman at the ticket win- Hout YO HEAR ," replied the d appointed one. “There was a fat trying to get through the turnatil Lippincott’s, CA On the plano top—"goes all to wreck | old-fashioned, healthy times out | larly !' “And yet when I showed her = 5 For Infants and Children and ruin, and your children are| West, when folks was strong and) to do her work she wouldn't mogiected: rugged and aside from having rheu- | | AP Ol OGUE in Use For Gver 30 Years hat can you expect of “Well, 1 wouldn't say the house was vinter any ve cholera | they was” y matism in winter and maybe cholera at 6b: yeu expect megtected, or the children went to]or smallpox in summer, with fever) “But the children,” Mrs. Jarr in-! fam." : d, intel thi hii \- Fula, ma‘am,” eaid Gertrude stif_ly,|and ager all the year round, people Gal Feviow, “were Willie ‘tad Bae! “To be sure!" said the olé ” know 3 won't permit jived pealthy Lives and 'b take Be any ‘trouble te you ——————~-— oroughly molised. reer "A STORY OR RELATION OF FICTITIOUS 6 > — Mebster.: ¥ | . wire ~ — Rite eeslbin nats nei d - Pi ih i it.