The evening world. Newspaper, April 22, 1914, Page 20

peer eer erro New York. Wednesday. : — 7 Fun for the Home. and the Ride Home . A You GOIN To Do I wutd Jud : WATER MELON ¢ GOIN AROUND WITH A NOW! WHAT el ABOuT iT, HUH? GONNA TATATE Te Boss IS GONNA GWE vou ANOTHER A : GEE ; DAS OFFICE Boy CHANCE. To “STAR INA FIM AXEL. foe Tere Him , DIDNT KHow me wit | NOW BEAT IT OVER “To Tie BARBER. Youle Ge Gack IN Vwust SENT AXEL my HAIR oFe ! Ale ©&T “WaT HAIR REMOMD ¢ FIETEEN MINUTES — To THe BARBER SHoP AXE: W : Look AT ME = § DONT Look LiKe eer me? 7 6&T THe Har BANE Le h A Sonus BRUSH 001? “TAKEN OFF His mar! DONT CHA NOW HURRY y WelLL BE Back IN A minute! Wve GoTo Ge[[ pz Gane > OS) bat neys hae Yoemstor ; ad ) Mra, Jarr. ‘‘Leave it to me! I'll see! But that is no reason why you should what bis wife has to say.” not g z Mrs. Clara Mudridge-Smith had a) “How can I go, when if you don't e\ to say when M go there won't be any beetatenk ain: * replied the young matron, Pa fa Yo e) oak ner? replied the » ¥-7-¥8$, POP. explained why. i 2 i i IN A-A°A Smith, merchant prince, | give the dinner if you were not pres \home he found his wife in tears. 4 ent, as the dinner was not sos much (>) ° ie {_ “What's the matter?” he asi fealio ‘celebrate his loyalty as an em- Y jwhen she did not greet him with | ployee of the firm as to mark a decade pe | Keto in sat him she needed some | of your a ssful management of 1914, Press Publishing Co, » wdvantage of the fact that busi- | m y for to-morrow, the business”—— Tame Now Tork Brening Wortd) 8 calls me from the city and! n't speak to me!" exclaimed) “1 never thought of it in that light,” ack withdraw fro icipation, | Mrs. Mudridge-Smith, And he didn't i he boss. “Se I'll select AGAIN—WHOSE DINNER? | Siihirew, from any | Darticlpation, | ee ieee tine! he hadn't: an | eerrupted the, bos M oot ko Lopening. some oe cine to, ge is pla Me I ni \' fe ly thou eal was for TO BE SURE! WHOSE! 7 to] “After promising to take me to Ree careieny tees beefsteak dinner, now you go boast-| course, I will not leave { body that there won't be| of course, the beefsteak VERY important busi- blue outside and that AN . ness matter will call|giinting on the back of a preenin ladies should be present ereupon, . Mudridge-Smith me out of town for| sparrow on the window sill, he thinks ,8t Such affairs. And just when I had) gave him a kiss, said he was an old . he say, “Why, of course, certain! beefsteak dinner costume | dear and told him how much money some days” said Mr. But has no idea what he mean: and not thinking of myself at ted, Jarr’s employer, Mr.juntil he found himself in the tele- 4 new rubber tips put on your ext day the boss informed “I'm to meet several|phone booth with Mrs. Jarr on the 1g crutche: % hi would be sent West other end of the wire. He explained a week, cn business fo that the boss would be called out of “ y protested the old But the beefsteak dinne: mills, and so I am efraid I town on bus! a at all of inter- Jarr. tend k dinner that with your enjoyment. I am forgotten that,” at “a ia nasemen oe . { iy. simply called out of town on bua ‘put If you bustle you can get back Mr, Jarr’s heart sank within him,| “Ob he won't, won't he snd ean Prensa: ah fhe: at In time to Icok in on the dinner, 1 for the boss had agreed to split the ‘So Mr. Jarr ts wondering, in case expenses of the forthcoming beet- THEN—HE TURNED AROUND! he doesn't make SaRRenaene, uf 8 D steak dinner half-and-half with Mr.| toss WH) Be SFuOk TSR: Ur Ameen si haan te 1d . ir, Jarr’a ten ye | GRAN’ MU D R After fifteen minutes the fret re- | th MN MY Honesty Best. turned. Ls MORNIN’ AN' | GOTTA y ess ye'll have ter come ag'in whole weok I tried ter sell HE Mexican student wae watch-| ‘“How—bic—many you made?” he fra! UNER ENATOR FRANK B. BRAN- Ye know that dox what I stole a half a dollar, an’ couldn't ‘f '28 bis fret Northern football 60 TO DA F' AL - S DEGEE, of Connecticut, smiled a . 4 sponded the second, wonderi: A ng look, “what about him?’ try ” few days ago, don't you?" querted Armee’ sake game. It held bis interest outs pone,” said the other a financial failu be when the tople turned to hon. fn 5 k him back to the w y- Hie face grew flushed, his| “what?” demanded the first friend. |so fares Mr. Jarr was concerned, for 7 oaty and sald he was reminded of )' Cv 05." returned Jim, with a qu were flung out, he shouted! “rou been shootin’ all thish time and |Mr. Jarr had taken Mr. Rangle Inte! 1 party who once stole a dog. ly: ies ain’ \ od his confidence on She Proneetnen. tae One afternoon the canine kidnapper hd game’ ther with some tr- le to hal he . tated of the Cy at hus right Lilies . pod ye Mealy reed Rangle nad suggested that the th » SORRSBIA Fran One. 3 ts ¥ ”" was the reply. ‘t would] jemme tell you, I been shootin’ for |beefsteak dinner be held at a place , nd the ," y Te- “you call it?” you, too, and you ain’ mage none, |he know where the charges would Le erted to the aforesaid kloodle. in my country,” said the stranger) aither!"—Pittsburgh Chronicle-Tele- | double per plate, and the boss's “Maybe you don't belleve | i im acress the border, “we would| graph. check for half would be accepted in H npressively remarked the first, “but it @ neven-day pitched battle!"— pe re, secret as payment in full. But now t Hire 4 ‘ land Plain Deal if the boss went away— want ter say right here that hon- A Vocal Similarity. “LT hope,” faltered Mr. Jarr, “that esty is the best policy, after all.” ” MA OS fi if you are not in the city when the “What yer drivin’ at, oh Billiards Extraordinary. LITTLD MISS who lives in the |if ON A dinner, takes place, that H': MERTON LYON, the country was much overjoyed | yoy will be still interested in it, that 7 \t to play billiards, As drought over- | * 48¥ OF #0 later, inquired: ed him. For Infants and Childrea, . Toward evening one of them| “No,” replied the little mis hen je the matter considerable author, has a number of gross recently when @ baby asister| you will send tter, or a telegram pk them they took the necessary | ,,.D!4 the stork Dring © baby to) “Why The Kind You Have Always Bought 2 FOR 25 CTS. d one ¢: and looked at the|I first heard it honk I thought it was thousst, and realiy | feel night be ‘The: & goose, Signature of ‘FRO . ‘The other remained to atolidly | window I found it was en eutomo- tar 9 telegram to 8 purely, pe (HY Braning worked RS OF TROY'S BEST the balls the table. | bile.”—Youngstown eonal affair feemapmmnantonpseiinaned oe earthy flonan He aye] S#rt0d a Der No “hack CASTORIA *ve W the other day two of them ber | -& Beladbor, meoting the itt str] Mi: J877, Tee RUM urate tal Just the Collar You’ve Wanted your house the other night?’ back and # mn he left to telephone his but when I looked out of the/ accused of favoritism if I sent a let Copa sight, 1044, Prose Publiohing Co Cota & I ON that sort, No, I will