The evening world. Newspaper, April 22, 1914, Page 18

= pbddtres to play Ri ® THE IRONY OF IT. AR seems to come to the peaceful rulers. Those who seek hardest to avoid it have it thrust upon them. Those whose | tempersments naturally bristle are forced by circumstance without the thing they would welcome. em was the embodiment of peace. Yet he had to bear the , eof the fiercest of modern wars. McKinley, a mild, gentle hed the Spanish War to his credit. Grant, « soldier by instinct, lee, had « much better excuse for fighting over the affair | @h the Virginins than falls to the lot of most rulers, a $ venture ern sre fa tina ty sma ie gun od chet “Sire acaen Y4The ferocious Roosevelt, with the Jepanese and other troubles ebhis hands, got through without a scratch. The most warlike figure x throne in our time, the Emperor William, with his enormous ‘ and navy, hes never broken a window pane, ove'The wer lords are passed over. It is the peaceful echoolmaster ‘Whe is called up to take his turn at a row. bee ——-__--———— DOES IT .NEED THE LIMELIGHT? “Ga MANAGERS of burlesque shows and moving-picture houses have been quick to eeize the chance to bring audiences WM “douting and yelling to their feet” by ordering their or. “The Star Spangled Banner.” ot: Mee citisen who fails to stand up when the national anthem is fe mot so numerous hereabouts as some people think. . 62° But what ebout the propriety of flaunting the flag or exploiting ‘Whe national air amid gendy surroundings of chorus girls and comic as @ means of whipping up the spirits of an eudience? ‘Az Brening World reader writes: 32 oer national aire have been thrown around and drarred through the Girt to such an extent by people looking for ¢....p © qivertising and performers for cheap applause ‘that many per- eens pay no pertiouler attention to them unless they are played @& ouug ender conditions which warrant a display of patriotic + Raped Gor patriotic aire Gepente, I think, on the cond! } fhe question hes more than once been reised in this colamn, [Beenie just now make it more than ever pertinent: Does the flag call for footlights? x —_——+____ AWARDED. FAR those who have attended the Bad Taste Exposition seem to regret thet it does not feature as its crowning exhibit the “It jo 0 comforting sign thst even « sophisticated New York is not ready to eneer and eutirk at the “what-nots” and “anti- that adorned the parlors of its fathers and mothers, nor at the old songs whose simple tunes end honest sentiments, to the hearts of an older generation. We to believe that few who go to jeer will not eo meaning apd associations shame the mockery of our smart) 3 aze-exveedingly progressive and up-to-date and there is much But, thank heaven, the only smile most of us the old-fashioned things that brought joy to our parents is indulgence. “pipfie of tenderness and “The Bad Teste Contest hes made a distinct impression on New ‘The prize goes by unanimous vote to its originators. pe ooo * SAVING THE CITY’S COPPERS. asking for $15,000,000 to put more steel into the ‘bridges, Commissioner Kracke does well to stop some of leaks through which the city’s pennies trickle. each of the thirty-two deparments in the drops Hundreds of stamped letters into the t for Uncle Sam fo bring beck next day to the same building. The Commissioner thinks and elevators can deliver letters between floors more ly and a good deal more epecdily than the U. 8, M. The Board will be asked to’ provide « eystem for handling the inter- of the various departments without the expense “ eounds sensible. We have known buildings not » hundred from the City Hall where it took four days to elevate a letter the ground to the fifteenth floor even after the Post-Office had its pert. But we are ready to\believe the messenger boys in froase were trying for 9 record. By perfecting an inter-story mail delivery the Municipal Build- gan not only save the city’s money but furnish » model system to other institutions doing business over several floors may repair py. This sounds as though I have not known trouble, poverty, sorrow or sickness. I have. My father was, ‘and is, a drynkard; my mother is in- gane, and my only sister died an epi- leptic in a public institution, and I have earned my Hving all my life. Still in gratitude to my Maker for the privilege of living to unde: write this in the Dope may profit by my beliefs and exper- fences, To do away with the preju- dice of race, color and creed we must believe that all life is God's and God's only—to do with as HE wills, The frantic effort we make to acquire our supposed needs and requirements, warring with every one and ever: thing, ia RO wrong. To a not all the world. For SO! Ase ae “lONg ora om, BACHELOR Clete. orld Daily M TSO Sy HELEN ROWLAND ! ‘Copyeight, 1914, by The Prem Publishing Os, (The Bow York Dvening Went), 66 language. nothi but roman never ass coreeee Uns Cac Camnsten Te cet ath falling in | ficulty of finding the right girl never deters him; he merely proposes to the love with. A conclugjon is something at which a woman always jumps, but that is fo reason why every bachelor should consider himself @ “foregone con- | doesn’t THINK he knows about women. clusion.’ A woman falls in love with her intuition, a man with his imagination. | is A Wonderful Wall. China. The of the parapet are as firm as ever and their edges have ‘The paving along © bloyole, blocks smooth and as closely fitted as put in place over two tho ago. ‘The entire of this wall is 400 miles, it twenty-two and twenty feet in thickness, there are towers, some forty fest 80) Beight—Popular “Mechanics, Hits From Sharp Wits. A court has po business to try to define @ kiss That is @ job for the ‘@ bad idea,” remarked Sour grapes are the only kind that grow in every climate and at all sea- wone of the year.— Deseret News, breakwater for use in eating grape- fruit. eee Worry not only shortens Ufe but renders what there {s of it not worth neas and SOME KN! that WHAT I8 IS BEST, life be easier, and human veltishness, the crime of the human race, aor - while, Apply the lesson to suit your- eelf.—Chicago News. " . ‘The fellow who figured out that world matied 1! ‘and cards each day must have neg- LASS” has no nationality; a gentleman ts @ gentleman in | Uncle Sam’s the Egg King | large of the great wall of NCLE SAM its the Egg King.| f Not only does our country produce more eggs than does Somebody ought to invent @ portable | ‘2 ‘Many men who wear thetr hatr long have Bot, & singe unde, ct seuee e fy let of men whe think they . born cchlove areataeen 1 around and wait for somebody '10,000,000,000 letters ' been attest any Brven Ceasar’s wife might not have been “above snepicion” tf she had si rake m. nel We Little Causes= -=Of Big War Albert Payson Terhun By lo. 76—A Drunken Quarrel That Led to a Twenty-Year War. IN Indian from somewhere im the Virginia wilderness visited the English settlemont at Jamestown one day early in 1633, There.” he met a colonist militiaman who had been drinkisg. far more’ “new rum” than ho actually needed. mr The Indian, according to one account, also imbibed somewhat. toa). freely. The settler and the Indian, in the course of thelr spree, begali to > Quarrel. The settler, losing his temper, struck the savage,, Th¢ blow. was, heavier than the drunken white man realized and it stretched the Indie’ The Indians and the Jamestown colonists had been at for years, ever since Capt. Argall had kidnapped Pocahontas and brought her to Jamestown, where soon afterward she had married Rolfe, an Englishman. But now the news of the killing set the whole wildernesy to buzzing e & swarm of hornets. Opechancanough, the uncle of Pocahontas and foremost lef. Virginia, put on full war paint and stalked into the Counell Chamb ed Jamestown, where he demanded of Gov. Wyatt and the assembled Council- lors that the murderer be put to death. ae Wyatt refused. Opechancanough, amazed that : % #0 simple an act of justice should be denied Bim,” Wholesale flew into a rage. He hurled his tomahawk into the” Defiance. wooden wall of the Council Chamber and broke Into * ‘y & torrent of curses against the Governor, the Council, buabaliy ‘ac ai A ype at large and every white man on earthy 6 calm lown and, address: wash waaay, d, ing the ecandalized Governor, “Forgive me! I do not curse all Englishmen. 1 curse only the vile Samuel Argall who stole Pocahontas and who once struck me, I love all tho rest of your colonists as though they were my blood brothers. The sky wit fecay jwooner than that love.” 5 r fer which penitent speech, Opechancanough departed from the Cousi: ” ¢il Chamber and left Jamestown. To the fo “s baba’ Ae forth a summons for war, fheainietectoecd arnt hoy jusands of Indians obeyed the call. With fifteen. hundred braves, erie chiioapey | up8n Jamestown. to avenge his muah beaman in such a fon as sh t eran! yale s'Tedinen: should teach all settlers ‘n future to ib, The colonists were wholly unprepared and unsuspecting, On Aj -" grimmest April Fool surprise in history—the savages swooped yang! “ the settlement. The rest was massacre. In less than an hour ‘three hun-» dred and fifty white men, women and children were slain. By that time the militia were able to check the ageailante; and after a pitched battle the Indfans retreated. The war had begun. For more than twenty yeara,-broken by a few wa- easy intervals of peace, it raged. From one end of Virginia to the other # series of battles, skirmishes, massacres and wholesale burnings marked the” course of the long conflict. The last blow was struck in April, 1644. By that time Opec! was over ninety years old. He was so feeble that he could not walk. could not even lift his eyelids. Yet he was carried in a litter at the hend and in this fashion he led a secret attack against the he took the settlers by surprise. His followers in a t raid. massacred three hundred of them and devastated miles of try. But again the militia rallied; and Guenooooooonon® battle the Indians were beaten and { The Killing of a Chief. by Indians shot and mortally wo Opechancanough. oh flocked to sti him, said with his last breath, to the wae captured. The aged chief was town. There a soldier whose fami are “If the fortunes of war had mee ven my captive, I should not have posed you like this for foots to gape at!” Ed MOTOR FATALITIES. In New York City during last year there were 302 automobile fatalities, of which 149 were children, In the/awaken the State of New York, outside of the city, the totals for the year were: Automobiles, trolleys, 79; ‘wagons, 33. AABAAADSBIRABSBBABASRABSAADRBAAAIAAS A Woman’s Chief Assset | Is ‘‘Chic’; A Man’s Is ‘‘Cheek’’| APDAAALABSADAPBLABAABABAAABISAABAAAA He tries to get what he thinks he wants, and she tries to think she wants what che gets. Most bachelors think of marriage as vaguely and hasily as they think of next New Year's Day. That's why they are always eo surprised and shocked when it happens to them—in June, ' i i e i J £ ° | ry ° a8 i E [ i known how many blondes be might meet over in Britannia, eH £ : i ‘When e man has the epring marrying fever a little thing like the dif- i h ni one nearest at hand and lets % go at that,. . You can usually tell a bachelor, but you can't tell him anything he i i } Hy iH HF In the fove chase a woman's most valuable asset is “chic;” a man's “cheek.” it i § & Try to Retain Love as Well as to Win It ‘By Sophie Irene Loeb. Cowra Now ak ve Sie Asaifiss O8 SON ee Sonn ae ee im this worl; there can be no true love, even on your | & e F i i clans goemety Obie and. Tilmols close rg oy third place, and Kan- eas, Pennsylvania, New York and Michigan following in the order i it nb ii t ty 2h ! uF S } Fad le G E grRe eegee i 5 placed upon the finger. lies the fallacy. From that moment on, to HOLD love is one of the most important factors in the world, Over- bearing and renetious ee ae @ continuous sotlong that they lose tie capacity for @park that once meant almost life tnelf bas been put out by coldness thas Benely, Begin | ual with a couple wi Lay levotedly and are! je when separated ceph others nerves”: by insisting on are| DISPLAYING tempers. These people along beautifully with other Fronds and wer the fag’ Soligbliut tions to them, but not aoe ‘pe able to show ti side of matter of of one’s desire to be “ situation, cece ae td cre’ is a final dislike of one’s self. It- married partners would treat each other as frienda, in times of angry moods, the marriage question would not be fas. ever before the courts. ‘ Many a woman would not dream of saying to others the unkind “ peramental” things that she says her husband; and vice versa. And all canes, no matter.what tho af ferences may be, you cannot be wm- leasant and yet have it taken P FRANTED that your , nt ia in concelt, and "of the