The evening world. Newspaper, February 27, 1914, Page 22

A Page of. Comics, Sketches and Stories wey tow Coup ENNY ONE A6it SICH A QUESTION? glad Ma thought of this diary business. It's goin’ to be a big re- Mef gettin’ some things off my binses goin’ to be no Mrs, ! in her callin’ cards to the neighbors. We've riz in the world, and it be-: hooves us to Bt harmoniously into our | roundings. the Dobbinses don't live here?” ‘hen who a » 5 nd Mrs, D'Aubens,” she says, nd their daughter Clarice.” ' “What have the Dobbinses done,” Ij “that they had to move out?” A you there ain't no Dob- "1 ir} “I . it, Be- | bin ahe says. ‘We come down to'the city to live} Then I begun to see what she was was Clarissy| drivin’ at, ‘So we're the D'Au-| Now Cla- | benses?” I says, strugglin’ hard to con- se |noct with the idea. “Precisely,” ain't notions of she tackled Ma ur name, And then ti ie name Dob- for —HE TURNED AROUND! Covpright, 1914, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World), , ( DION'T YOU NOTICE ME STACKIN’ THE A, CARDS ON THAT BIG GUY - WHY | TRIMMED HIM FOR ALL HE HAD- AND WE'LL NEVER. GET WISE - HA-HA- AINT SOME PEOPLE EASY- she saye. jany ia Clarice?” I says. says Ma. Well, it n't look exactly honest jo me, Benides, the Dobbinses to make all the! it aln’t @ square deal | an: xEL.} You' bg a Deane, Exeeorron AFTER HIDDEN TREAS! money and have the D'Aubenses spend it, But I give in to Ma like I always have to or get unpopitlar, though it seems funny to be known by m:; name everywhere except in the of my family, 1 je the best of it, all I could, se 1 did ee le Dr. Jecki I've 1. 5 id lot of money out of it, T had Ke jew Ma wouldn't hear to it. Dise,” p of Aristocracy he name D'Auben: With |nweet t y|clety ain’ lke the feller said about the rose, and it ought to go for twenty-five cents a cake. And I said as much to Ma when I fetched home a sample. ' we Ma would blow up and us “Dan'l!” she acreeched. “You ain't ¢ and put that soap on the mar- jot yet.” I says, “but I'm goin’ to Don't you like it? Well, the long and short of it war Ma give me to understand that the name D'Aubens would never be ar her any more {f {t war hitched on to any kind of soap at an‘ price. Judge from what she saic aristocrats ain’ take baths, leastwine if soap and akin’ terms like give me to understand. (Kee OMAR REM ARH ME Amt, an efficiency engineer? He hie wife's bille never expected to no- she Seema like by profit ain't without honor except when t's Seeking Information. | Wednesday morning watching some firemen who were extinguishing Ramee that had started in a rubbish eu “What caused the fire?” one of them found courage to ask a bystander. “Spontaneous combustion,” replied the person add ‘The boy was then he inquired: “What time did it bust?’—Cleve- jand Plain Dealer, ee Making Sure. ER father, according te the Philadelphia Star, strode an- sarily into the parlor just as the clock had finished striking midnight, he thun- ressed. thoughtful a moment, YOU GOTTA DO IT! by The Press Publishing Co. (The New Yors Wrening World.) in the dining room Then bed said, breathing a high sig! EVERAL small boys stood at/of relief: Commerce and Hazel ptreets Mary has hooked one at last!” Fun for the Home > ; and the Ride Home By C.-M. Payno a “Thank goodness, Martha; Hew to Make the Finest ou Ever. Tasted PRESNE ak. h The Swineherd. HIS story is being told of a cer- tain bishop who has a pleasant tr ‘The lad looked at him seriously for a minute, then he sald slowly: cs Pd fou gets more swoine nor me te habit of chatting with anybody | moind!"—Pearson’s Weekly. he may meet during his country walks, The other day he came across a lad who was looking after some pigs by the roadside, and the bishop paused to ask him what he was doing, that being his usual opening to conversa- th 0 Sie tsar ace ey had shot no cameane to cat. With a bertgty this fellow looked Be. and said: only bed some ham have ham and eggs tf we only some eggs."—Pitteburgh Chronicle. legraph. companion. made camp, hungry t! had nothing serious companton “If we jon. “Moindin’ swine,” the lad replied stolidly, ‘The bishop nodded his head thought- . “Ah, is that-so?’ he comment- ed. “And how much do you earn a the reply. remarked the jeasantly, e Is the mark that designates TROY’S BEST PRODUCT. The reputation enjoyed by Earl & Wilson was attained alone upon the merit of its mer- chandise. The same high stand- ard of excellence never devi- ates. cups “Presto,” 1 cup Wine jai. Pour o ‘ cities “Pree COLLARS SHIRTS 2 fer 3hc. ° 91.50 & Up. EARL & WILSON MAMERS OF TROY'’S BEST