The evening world. Newspaper, February 27, 1914, Page 20

‘aue gvening World Daily Magazine. Cte EGA snoro. ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Pualianed Daily Kxcept Bunday by n ld for the United States hed @nd Canada. an Mabooription Rater to ie tenia | For in the Preas Publishing Company, Nos. 68 ¢@ Row, New York. R. Py President, 63 Park Row. 8 Park Ro’ sondern BER Auae rere a Park Row, Second-Class Matter, a and the Continent al $8.50] One Year. VOLUME 51.. e1One Month. WHERE WAS MONEY EVER DUMB? ETTY GRAPT in the Ton i of special investigators, enables prisoners to get “the best rooms in the house “@rticles of food in direct propor nbs which, according to the report of and a steady supply of liquor, drags or special | tion to their readiness to “slip some- = thing” to the employees of the place, is after sll not so astonishing. |” ~ The inside of @ prison is never quite as austere as the look of the walls from without. Life w ithin is secluded, protected, peculiayly , lett to itself. Graft and privilege thrive there as they do in ail by, @heltered nooks. exactly like money outside the Readers of Dickens will remember how specdily the imprisoned f Pickwick made the discovery that moncy inside the Fleet was! Fleet—that, provided he had it and | > ‘was willing to spend it, it would instantly procure him almost any- | thing he desired. Apparently reform from generation to generation is only relative. We haven’t kept money out of the Tombs. Convenience and luxury follow money wherever it goes, try as we may in the interest of justice and impartiality to head them off. People in prison represent ‘only those who are caught. And the Tombs in one respect is peculiar: ) Jt ie always full of boarders who are not guilty yet. . ep | A LITERARY GROUCH. ‘lease, now breaks her long silence to remark that ehe is Me M’r- CORELLI, who used to write books as fast as you “sitting in a retired literary corner, overpowered by the . @Fewd of stupendous geniuses (according to the publishers’ ad- _wettioaments), considering {t ut of the glittering galaxy * ¢ © waiting till ‘but just and decent to stand aside of these many marvels of the age the dassling procession of pub- > fishers’ planets sweeps onward in its brilliant course, leaving ‘trails of Bernard Shaw, Joseph Conrad, Chesterton and De Mor- 2). tm fire bebind (t.” ‘That 1s @ood ecrip, Marie, and sounds pretty sarcastic, too, * “Give it to 'em as hard as you ike, and don’t sell a word to the ~publichers while you feel grouchy. Let things worry along, @nd. take a good rest. Wo all understand that when you want you write ‘em. a IN THE INTERESTS OF THE BAR. ME WAS just like Justice Goff to hold up a divorce case long ‘@nough to give a piece of his mind to two young lawyer witnesses admitted in their testimony that they had thing for the attorney of the plaintiff. + “The testimony of attorneys In undefended divorce actions,” ‘Geclared the Court, “is dangerous to the community and to the ‘Sémintstration of justice. It is a practice pregnant with the keg 1 can hardly tmagine an officer of this court ; & private detective and agrecing to give testimony fer a compensation. I¢ it is not perjury, there Iles in the pram ‘Hes the germ of the provocation of perjury. It is a most mis @ilevous practice, and the Bar Association should take cogni- mance of wembers of the bar who act as detectives and pro- Geastona! divorce case witnesses. 1 will not grant this ~ tumless the law absolutely compels me to do 0.” ) The engaging confidence with which lawyers undertake to seeure and the deftness with ai } safficiently developed to Jersey. woman who recently committed bigamy in, the belief receipt for $100 from he bility been over-regal ch “the thing could be put through.” . profession owes it to and keyhole activitics ‘ nes § box in divorce proceedings ure to be tolerated among members ‘bar. —— Don't count on the proposed airship aervice to Coney to the jam on the surface cars—not this year. Mido at the Bottom of Glass.) would be 3.10 P. M. on Fe! ef The Dreaing World: tell me in what ition fase or ug lie in a or if it is “etrictly fresh” a / BAC. Batter of The Evening W ly let me know which Is cor- sharp" or aboyt ten years ol scissors a ‘wclesors is sharp.’ Biee, Of The Evening World: KE, J. K. done $8 worth divorce which they go about it are already mect the needs of the community. t lawyer was a “divorce paper” had led with assurances of the despatch ifself to issue warning that neither nor “friendly” assistance from the 7 wh that clock would indicate 5 P.M. A. SHERMAN, “Pop Goes the Weasel.” To the Kiditor of Tie Krening World: I gee the reader han been fi one verse of “Pop Goos the Weasel For his information 1 will supply three more verses of that song that us Lays used to sing when we were | Penny for a cotton Pei.py for a needle, That's the way the money gues, | Why Not? & COFFEE COLOR Ww I@ FoR BREAKFAST - PS. COFFEE wTt AIS Jurae, WE DON'T HARMONIZE .SHE WEARS A GREEN WIG WHEN | HAVE AN ORANGE CoLoR TIE Comat Nee Tom erasing Worth 6678 that the man that owns the if store, maw?” asked, Master Wille Jarr as, when Mrs. Jarr asked for the boys’ clothes depart- ment, he directed them with the grace of a Beau Brummel and the dignity of an emperor, “No, T think he {s only a partner, dearie,” said Mra, Jarr. “You see, it is such a big store that one man would need a lot of partners.” “What is a silent partner, maw asked the boy. idney Slavint lvay Slavinaky's big brother, who @ moving picture cowboy, wanted Mi Slavinsky as a silent partner to open a moving picture show with him, Inzy Blavinsky says. And Mr. Slavin- sky wouldn't do it because he sald he wouldn't be a silent partner for If he got mad and wanted nobody. “ees ht, how could to say what he thor be if he was a ail inaky sald, and r Becky and h and bis little broth other little brother Louey and all of them cried all “night because they its From Shaw Wits. LOBSTER COLOR WIG FoR. SUPPER \ WANT ACOLOR THAT WiLL HARMONIZE WITH MY. REEN GIRLS. AE SRE Kost BEAUTIFUL GREEXETTE | EVER SAW RotTeN PAINTING! “THAT GREEN WIG [5 Too STRONG FoRTHAT, RED ‘OW Your CHEEK wanted their popper to go into a moving picture theatre where their ble brother ey could wear dia- anager and play the family could get in ne insky fantily just nbw, Wi) his mother, “but I sup) insky was ful to be a iy women seeking a v6ca' other than matrimon; arte and ver mind about the Slav- a said pose Mr, Slav- Tt must be dread- ‘That's why fon in tife y aie for the Professions ‘ther than right, Hl commercial lines.” But all this was lost upon Master Willle, who was watching a stout Indy who was carrying a Pomeran- lan dog. “Hap muse sums) got mured the stout lady. monogrammed velvet little bilan! vable th wrought lace 's ‘ittle cold in head'ums?” mur- And from a in the dark trimmed with wore she drew & hand- handkerchief and wiped pocket LJ the nose of the dog. aster Jai dog mingling a muff that the fat | her arm for the ii gave the do; + mee! with the sable tails of ly had under dog to rest tail a yank, brisk and in- “People who fondle pet dogs should Favorite ootsum-tute | 4, ing the tail of the| ™ HAIR, ES ‘A lo HARMONIZE WITH COLOR WIGS WHILE You WAIT Friday. February 27, By Maurice Ketten WOHEN PAINTERS MONOGRAMS ON BALD HEADS KKK CK EK EL CK LK ELK CK KK KEKE KK KKK KE KES Mrs. Jarr Vanquishes and Willie Jarr Vanishes FAKAASAAAAAAASABASSAARALAHAR AAA ABABA do it in the privacy snapped Mrs. Jarr. clamation was to tasteful pet dog pet! Jarr, But at the gai seored one in the black Master Willi e time book agi with a lorgnette, limbered and in with a cold, fore the fat lady had hers sighted. “When eugenics are enforced by hissed the fat lady, “deficient d thosé with criminaleten- sweetly, dog to solace you for the loss of your ‘al offspring.” Years of constant fencing with one of the test wits at repartee in the white goods trade—Edward J. Jarr--had Mrs Jarr there with tho verbal wallop. Seeing at the first pass that was outclassed by the superior rhe! orlc of Mra. Jarr the fat lady gath- ered her dog to her bosom and has- tenod away. Having routed one of her sex in the Recipes Of America’s Foremost Women first encounter of the day Mrs. Jarr gave Willie a jerk to warn him and hurried on rather satisfied with the work 80 far, jults?"* asked ant floor- ally knew loved to Pause before these perfect persons that she might afterward tell Mr. Jarr just how he should tie his scart for the business day—not that Ed- ward Jarr would ever se. boys’ suits are on the third fourth aisle in the annex, madam,” said the male angel, and floated away. And Mrs, Jarr led Master Jarr in the direction indicated, “Now, when mamma picks you a sult, don't you start to object like your father does. He always gets his coats too short,” aaid Mra, Jarr, But ehe was talking 1 santy alr, Willle Jarr bad van- shed, The New Poetry. By Eugene Geary. by The Prem Publishing Co, York ing World), Conyriah Gi F old he spun the glowing line, O A glittering thi of sunbeam- gold, And drank applause like rarest wine, Or shivered bravely in the cold. But now, alas! his tale is told. His place is ‘mong the things gone by. For Lethe's wave hath o'er him rolled— The old-time poet's knocked sky- high. 1914 Copyright, 1916, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brening World), MAN doesn’t want much when A of its vices and foibles, Every hardened bachelor blames his “lonely state” on the fickle a A ~ he marries—merely one woman all the virtues ana fascinations of the whole sex and none ag flirtatious women; whereas, there would be no flirtatious women if there, were no hardened bachelors for them to practice on. 4 Nobody is so irritatingly eaintly as the man who has been on the’ water wagon for just twenty-four hours, or the woman who has juét | grazed through a flirtation without being kissed. It is insulting for a man to ask a girl for e kiss—when he m! take it without trying to place all the responsibility on her. o'mply e 5 ‘The ...an who takes longest to make up his mind to marry is apt o@ find that all the plums and peaches into prunes, by the time he is ready. in the garden of Love, have turned A man feels toward a lot of pretty women somewhat ag a girl does | when she faces o soda-fountain; it is almost as hard for him to choose | between blond and brunette, Mabel and Maud, as it is for her to choose A man doesn’t think he oan keep | between strawberry and chocolate or a sundae and a phosphate. young unless he bus a new flirtation jevery now and then; but it never seems to occur to him that the same | old sentimental menu may cause his wife a touch of heart-fag too. What the Sheriff Saw. F you. remember when vaudeville I was "Variety," you remember ‘Danger” Norton, an exceptionally clever juggler and belonging to a fam- ily of jugglers. Mr, Norton was famed as a practical joker. That will suffice as an explana- ton. One time “Danger” contracted @ lit- tle debt, which circumstandes pi ed him from liquidating when due; and without notice the juggler was placed under arrest along with his pafapher- nalia and equipment. The Sheriff made the announcement im Norton's dressing- room, “Would Mr, Sheriff object to Mr. Nor- ton giving his evening performance?” Not at all. Then “Danger” got busy. He sent the property man out for 2% cents worth of oranges and apples. He was then ready for his uct. He began juggling, and at the conclusion of each trick he would send a portion of his effects flying into the wings, where they would be duly deposited in the bag held by the property man. Mr. Norton bowed to the audience and then to the Sheriff, who was watching on the side, ‘and mighty pleased at, be- ing #0 honored by the actor. In a few minutes all of his implements found their way inio the bag, Mr. Nor- ton still bowing, and the Sheriff stilt smiling. ‘Then ‘Danger’ commenced juggling the oranges and apples; and that’s ail he-did do until, after hi Anecdotes of the Old-Time Actors aw By Edw. Le Roy Rice. Author of “Monarchs of Minstrelsy, from Dadity Rice to Date,” ote. yf W YY | One of the things a woman admires about a man is bis strength of character, the fine, masculine will-power, which enables him to resist any temptation on earth—that doesn’t happen to appeal to him. Copyright, 1914, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brentng Workd), nearly half.an hour, the audience be- gan hissing. He left the stage, stil! bowing, and greeted the Sheriff, otill smiling, But his equipment had @ goed half hour's start. They Hadn't Met. HIRTY years ago the late P. Barnum and Adam Forepa' were great rivals. It was this time that the famous “w! phant war" was in while pecsceiee whitewash, no di public. This was the same public that Barnum always insisted wanted to be fooled, And I guess Barnum up arms against the circuses, insinu- ating that the cheracter of the latter’s employees might be found better adapted for the use of the whitewash. And did Mr. Barnum close up shop or give away his circus on this ac- count? He did not. Instead he ed- vertised his performance as “the~ great moral show,” and sent ite to the clergy to come and gag, themselves, And they came. - oe This custom was continued fof SPR" eral years after Barnum's So when in Hartford, Conn., the dems Dr. Walker one day received tiekete’ addressed to his predecessor, the Rev, Dr. Hawks, the former said: “Mr. Barnum Is dead and Dr. Hawke is-dead, Evidently they haven't met.” HAT flounces will be exten- sively worn throughout the spring is an ea- tablished fact and these that are cut in circular style re just the desired ‘The skirt is tare. an ceedingly smart one for girls 4 and for women of M4, girlish figures, and We it will be found = equally desirable for VAN the street suit and Y) the indoor dress, In | picture French f ree is finishe /, with stitche i but taffeta and cOvne this season, and fe y) Hi MM} cspeciatiy: this skirt. is /} liked for If a “componite’’ | . | Hy i i! Y) Wh \ y Lh Uy un gown or fa» Pop goes the weasel. All around the cobbler's bench The favorite women of printed in recipes of famous|exe and roll out as thin as tissue ' color is for a baby boy, pink | the United states are| paper, then lay on a floured board to doth J.8. D. ‘The quality of a joke seems to de- The A brighter genius now doth shine ©) Bbewer to Time Pussie fel The Vreaing World wply to N. 8. Eo. asking what time be Feb, 7 when I wish Bleck indicates 5 P. M. @ the following anrwer: If th t every hour and 50 minutes u the correct time The City Where pears ago, when Alphonse Ye most humorous and en: " books, “Tartarin of T ‘*faertarin on the Alps” a appeared, there was of wrath in Southern ly in Tarascon, over the typical Tartarin as th ‘Of the {little city, Wi de Paris, “could think of fhan lynching for Mon- Aye have changed. of Tartarii om aaie card gore é minu day . $7 it would gain 110 min: The monkey chased the weasel— ‘a’he priest he kissed the cobbler s wife, Pop woes the weasel, Sister Sal is very sick, fancy’s got the measles; bastopol not taken yet, Vop goes the weusel he mualc of this & good old Virginia reel and no tang: J he Tartarin Lived. ‘a ja Tartarin,’ and the patissiers have created an exquisite cake, le Tartarinade. tors are conducted in triumph to the villa of Tartarin. Only there are at ‘Tarascon two villas of Tartarin, One is in the neighborhood of the station, #0 the coachmen of the southern city found the course too short and the return in- suMcient. They increased the emolu- ‘ pend much on the directton in which | it is pointed, . Usua a critic knows how, but cannot, y. . The taking of advice, like charity, should begin at home,—Albany Jour- nal, A good deal of dry wit dried, . is rough . If the under di is not in need of 8: . . pathy. . Almost all the “inquire withins' these duys are graft inquiries . No one over wanted to “wet even” for a worthy Purpoee.— ‘Peseret News, One reason so many tien are un- lucky hat they neyer go to work ment ty choosing another at the end, of the city jodeat house which t baptized at Travellers, pres in. | traine pears to have some leisur rm }eonchenan takes bin, by span and give luck @ chance, © 8 &e After all, there must be almost as rf much natistaction in one thinking he rg knows something as * know it, a Sao tee | Be pinen nolence,”* a 7, wher re | Many . has a toe hold he \s in individual or Mondays. of vening World on Wednesdays and Fridays the diahee described have won national reno Mre. Duncan U, Fletcher. (Wile of United States thenater,) Tomato Salad. TRAIN nutmeg to ta coloring, n lettuce O one mix! yell rubbed smooth Pour hich i leaves with mayonnaise, Squash Rolls, quart b i dough add this ure: pint of cooked w squash which has been through colander; three-fourths cup of butter, one cup sugar, salt to taste, Proceed as with ordinary rolls, Mra. David R. Francis. (Wife of Former Governor.) Noodle Pudding Entree. Nets @ bowl! three eggs, add of ait in dry, When dry, fold lightly several times and cut in one-fourth inch {atrips, drop slowly into a pot, of boil- Ing salted water and boil for twenty minutes, then drain in a colander. Put two slices of ham and a litt butter in a skillet, fry owiy witil well done, but not brown; minco fine also one small onion and brown in a little butter; add to minced ham and mix with noodles. Li with ple crust, not too short, fl mixture and add one cup of ¢ Cover with pie crust and beak an hour in moderate oven. Spoon Bread. IX while hot one cup of boiled writa with one good tablespoon of butter, Heat separately yolks and whites of two oggs and when well beaten stir into cooled avits, Add slowly about a half pint of sweet milk and then a half cup of cornmeal which has been sifted three times, with a half teaspoon gf bakin; powder. The batter should as ric! as thick boiled custard; if too thick ndd milk. Bake in a well greased hot baking dish or casserole. Within the Muses’ charmed fold, Who chains the sun with smile benign And on it keeps electric hold; He proudly makes (this minstrel bold) ero thro’ the welkin fly, His name is on Fam otter scrolled The old-time poct’s knocked sky- high To make aweet converte o'er the brine As casy across the wold, Or with the X-ray's magic nm dread secrets to unfold— his taska--what warblers VENVOI. Dames sonneted and barcarolled, nce lived, and sigh. His gay theorbo's in the mould— ‘The old-time poet's knocked sky- high. ———_— ‘ TAPERING DOWN. Chollie—I' Sgured out this mornin: how y ancestors I ly, end x F 8 Hog Biunt—-And on Rw RE ane PAM ORR Pattern No. 8201—Two id Small W figure nor nap, with 3 yerun <i, | 1-2 wanted the skirt can bo made of one mar terial and the Y the 16-yeaac size the skirt wil tee: quire 23.8 m yards 36 or 44, 11-4 y flounces, The width at the lower edge is 1 yard and 20 inches, Pattern No, 8201 is cut in sizes for girls of 16 and 18 years,