The evening world. Newspaper, February 12, 1914, Page 16

a Fun for the Home \\/ ° and the Ride Home 77 : GEE! SoMETHn 7 Le : Y Teer You TiS od : : MAR VELous! 7 To EAT! ff : Fudee! f. {NO ONE RUT AN INFANT. Titt HAVE To WOULDN'T ‘ : Cte Woubd HAVE. IN ON ~ Oven oo e : aan Youf fae gp sted To amy ~C , 7 | COME. ON AXEL! RUSH IN AND START SHOOTING ! Fim ACTION NOW! OH! WAIT A MINUTE. LARRY! 1 SIMPLY MUST SEE WHAT THESE INS ARE ! WHAT'S THE MATTER MR.DOG@-CATCHER,. ARE YOUR FEET Teo BIG ? formerly Mrs. Cackleberry, wife of Something. “What do you wish?” he asked the the "Kite Haske of the dociety_ of] Always Gave * | Catholic, The answer was “Glory.” There Were Spoils of War Sekedid and § randoms Beaks Reirecent banquet in New York|‘‘You shall have it,” sald Buddha, tantes, visiting Mrs. Jarr trom Ph! ir. W. F. McCombs told a|and, turning to the Protestant, “What And Spoiled of War as Well |‘ . story fof @ discussion on public fou, mann’ 4 Money” ron shall generosity in a club smoking room in| Jew. “EZ do not want much,” quoth c 1 = the Protes 99000900000000099 29000000000008000 898000N8000000008 Maternal Pride. which several well-known philes- (Be. “Give me ine, Erie a thropists w mentioned and praised 8N'T it your son, madam, who been guarded. too, but at the other |had seized the frat sult, that sullet | madam, ee aRaiAS O8 my “ the adept in physical sporta?| to the akies. See ag ben ote "yell ane arm, and then the whole mass for- | fro; nee RRO A champion swimmer, if I re-| After they had been speaking for re hid 3 bat- 4 right?” some time, Mr, McCombs sald, a man jall the same to the rians mation of the women bargain Bu they pre member rig oo it tlers had surged up to and surround- {pressed and packed so ti and| “Dear me, no! My son ts not ain the corner remarked: “Your phi- of she counter trera st ces. Piped wi i pee bard that not a hand swimmer. Swimming fs commonplace} | !anthropiats are all right, but I think ‘ Bad but achieved s fatal success, for lexcopt. ina few cease, una pureuins| Everybody can swim. There's _no|it is only, just that my next-door SNS Prenat Bede iust es they punc- | such was the press from ail sides that |cases the hands could’ not be draen| Flory, im, that, | My gon ts Interested | neighbor should be included.” tured Mr. Floss. But the porters had |thelr arma were pinioned either to | back. “Onan aviator?” ‘Is he generous?” asked one, garments that could stand th: in, |the counter in front or against those -witted store superin«| “Sri uantin’ He fills the balloon for| “I should just say he {s,” was the and one fat porter in partic 4 ed nearest 5 ter having had Mr. Floss,/the parachute jumper."—Cleveland|emphatic reply. “No matter how hardly harmed at all, being te lien floorwalker, carried away | Plain Dealer. iH many tramps go to MF door, he never Bia Prince Albert ce feet cats are |band ch them—savet broke deadlock hy ———— seems to send one of them away :. and @easzoned veteran who nm firat em! janded,” loo! Sick as Mie. Jarr and the two [called In commercial quole* genuine |in the brunt of” battle. and. had From Bad to Worse. Mey. Wane wean itt” exclaimed ome | Aittes tur mre t 2 for 25 cents Misses, Cackleberry had beon | Pails shirt with attached cuffe—not frabbed « garment and had it under | medi ro oe EMMANDHAW'S face wore a/of his hearers. measure Givers anmaraoatS charging at ' double-quick |a dickey und detachables, mind you—|her arms ere the packed mass of a pressure was remoy cain’ ines ; 1 do,” replied the other man, . Makers otAmnow Antara tt “Aho time limit sale of taffeta | it had to go to the Women pushipg toward the bargain at the counter each “i'm in trouble,” he said, «1/siways gives, them something; he rare & stout and formidable—as | day, while Mr. Floss counter had pintoned ner aaian|Srabbed & taffeta suit, and “tho! don't seem to be able to get up ehriv| Sicl'-—-Pearson's Weekly. t from the Veck—temale was [oiotning department atter heing borne |Cackleberrys were clove bebind this| Tore, nearest them, endeavored to/in the mornin, ; em © é : of taking time to| wounded from the fray, for another |one victor with her spolis,” All they |and the two Mise Cackicbersve bose (iit gene ron et yourself a nice Three Wish Pad Sah aoe teed, tt All leet or found articles abe the foorwalker, who barred | shirt had to be taken cuit of stock. [could do was to grasp the taffeta sult] to yank at the arose The eeeye beman |iittle alarm clock?” the head book- ree es. h rfid wll be this woman had ducked un-| But to chronicle the bargain battle | with their clenched fingers and hold| was holding under her oe bel ae Weyer. SUsm oeted: a Tear Ave “P, M, G." reader sends us the | tsnmest ry Hote Word's SutstietnS STab—Tor, bio- from ite more thrilling and emportant ets Rie a d slvut and strong, “as ad- | when it went off.” al following little sto ertainly fi é eles form ai nest nel the moment the taffotus one of the soventy-four marked down and the stout woman held) | “Then why don't you eet a Ng one of the nest of its kind: t rah paawet re m gale, Mr. Ferdinand Floss, ’, ck- |taffeta dresses, several spiteful wom- one great Buddha came the Sargo an buyer und floorwalker, and downing the guardin, eh began to swoon, “But ua no mon| y7men,the tured and faced the two! “I did that, too, and it made me| To the we Catholic, Prot- : ker na Mre. Jarr and the Misses |could reach them to revive them they | }is# Cackleberrys and Mrs. Jarr, and|lose too muoh time.” representatives o| q ry had’ done this wily vel- ered and wi endeav=|tncisimed “Gostnges’® Gi nd] .Afade you lose timer” estant and Jewish religions to pay i" eran of # tbuteand bargain rushes inane! Gast “Fes; loudly that. iti nim homege, Beddba; very dattered,