The evening world. Newspaper, February 12, 1914, Page 13

from the audience, and Charies - A. the old bookkeeper a real . All the other charactors suggested the author eed of help in ‘Help Wai PILES “Help Wanted” Cheap, Crude And Ridiculous. Sewing Machine Girl, and Nellie, the Beautiful Cloak not be earning even stock company wages these days, but Iacompetent Typewriter, is on the job. eyed and innocent of the danger that lurks behind the yw York skyscraper (see programme for building plan) emecedingly simple answer to “Help Wanted,” inserted at Maxine ‘Theatre last night. If the author, familiarly known to himeelf as had stopped at the first word of tho title of his play and merely tion point he might have won fame humorist at least. play proved to be such a cheap, crude, ridiculous affair that the put the joke on him by laughing in the wrong place more than once. Py all due respect to the Chicago dramatist who endeavored to show we home and take up typewriting it must be sald it was a| fob to keep a straight face, especially when the peculiarly man who engaged Gertrude after one look proceeded to pay tien t to her than to his business, It didn’t matter in thq least |edy reduces ail. Inflamm Gertrude couldn't spell and that sho ran a typewriter at the |festion. |. Irritation, | itehir He showed her every consideration, giving ore had her hat off and taking her to luncheon @ oon as she could put it on again. Gertrude hesitated at luncheon, but ould the poor girl do with only carfare in her purse? Aad then, just as Gertrude seemed only one who took his role seriously. be setting on with her work at the | Miss Lois Meredith left no doubt of OT letter a day, the bad busl- | Gertrude's inexperience, but as noth- mais good stepson leaned over | ing really happened to her there wa» desk and fervently informed her, no cause for worry. And, anywa: “Girlie, L want you!” She drew back|she had been warned against pore horrified, but relief came into her big} to luncheon by Miss Desmond Kelly, : when the youth explained he|Who knew what she was about as 4 peal her to be his wife, Gertrude noplecnta fee kag Lament Other nt to make trouble in the | opening scene of the play en like t there was no avoiding it | vaudevi turn, Miss Jessie Ralph (vn the Junior member of the firm |¢xerted all her strongth as the Ger. = fn and found her weeping bit- man mother and wrested a few laughs terly after hia stepdad had made & veky bad job of kissing her, Then sun faced father in one of those scenes that are always played with heads thrown back and cyes looking straight ahead, But this situation nge turn, for although ent employer had urged Trial Package Mailed Free te All in Plain W. apper. package tive cure yramid Pile y to prove what this great rem- 1 do in your own case te to fust fill coupon and send to un and you t by return mall a free sample of cent box. an operation. Operations often lead to id Pile Rem- , makes con- sores and pilea simply HITE: r sale at all drug stores at 0 cents ji Free Package Coupon year alee, below with trial package of the Romedy will then be ty mall, FREE, in plain wrapper. Matines To. Popular Pri Atreot city. Little’s February Sale nd the Goods Tango Away It has been “On with the Dance’’ since this Feb- ruary sale began. Buffets, Tables, Beds have been tangoing fron » homes of those who were attra: ereereseocoess Peneneccoeeanecce opereeceeseccooent a Chairs and Brass ur store into the " .d by the bargain prices at which they were markcd to sell. All dis- continued patterns are sold at a straight 25% dis- count from the plainly marked tags. We want you to participate in this great money- » saving event while the assortments are good. The dining table which we show is one of the striking bar- gain examples that we are offering. 4 Bete fetle Se One: “4 the whole building a moment before, he now smashed the glass door in- scribed “Scott & Son” to make “son” realise he was no longer a member of the firm, Oddly enough, the crash ‘was not followed by a rush of ten- ants from other offices, Perhaps they were having troubles of their own. Another curious thing bappened when Gertrude got home and told her mother all about it. Instead of taking ber child in her arms, the mother demanded, “Why did you ecream when Scott kissed you?" She was & practical mother, and although etill in robust health, she had become tived of working in a laundry. 80 sha'vent Gertrudo to the home of the 2 Bedlka to capture the wealthy youth] g (Oct fom ead 6 ft. long: while there. was,yet time, and Mrs. heads on Beott was won over so quickly that; shé asked the dear little girl to call her “Mother” before the dinner hour | sounded. Everything would have been H as merry as wedding bells if the pent- | tent husband had not felt called upon | saie to “confess” to his wife. However, | price... J. H. LittLe @ CO. the audience, quick to sec what 13 3 30 YEARS IN THIS LOCALITY i 47 & 49 West 14th SE. acti Soot ‘who wore a pink shirt and a green ) necktie as the philandering business | man, appeared to be both surprised! and grieved. Mr. Richman was the! iteelf up to disconcerting laughter, At thie outburat, Charles Richman, 0 Near 6th Avenue “ ri Station dh dda dedicated Ssssssssessseees er, curtain sions | 0: Bag Ralph Ince AMMED to the very doors for the first week and still coming strong. Men who come to see remain té’ buy. Those who come to buy some with reason behind them, some with pretext—only this bona fide sale of SUITS & OVERCOATS offers inducements that no one can afford to pass by. Smith Gray & Co. for sixty-eight years have sold clothes for New Yorkers. city, Could they have done this if they had not sold the exact sort of clothes New York men want? The sort that you, sir, want? And now, Winter Suits and Overcoats, Advance-Style Medium-Weight Suits and Overcoats, Next-Spring Suits and Light-Weight Overcoats, prices as will make sure their immediate disposal. Suits, formerly $15 to $60 remain to buy more. And this, the public's reception of the should point the way for you. For although there are sales on every side— SACRIFICED AT BANKRUPTCY PRICES They have built up the greatest elothing business in America’s greatest t) in spite of their value, the Receiver has ordered that all our in fact, all our great stocks, must be sold at such LOW Overcoats, formerly $15 to $50 TO-MORROW ‘Turkey Trot C Everything to be Sold AT ONCE by order of Oscar A. Lewis, as Receiver in Bankruptcy. All Stores OPEN until 6.30 P. M. Te-day, Lincoln's Birthday. NO HIGH Ji Playhouse {\", ad ‘A ON E i) Boloiat, Ns PROG nae Tickets 15c, 25¢, 3 OLYMPIC tirui8 mr SHASHING THE ce citood owns Mata. 2.30, 1, TWICE xx iat BERNARD SI 5. | new ania ith HAMMERSTEIN’S 1On account of ith of show 7.45 sharp 17 .crs 45 lane eure of nde ania fev VA EVILS very een ene By 12 BIG S FEATURES. | SE ant Thooin| 1B DANSE | 8.30 TO 7 ARDIN Matinee Toss 3.38 to 6 OSING ay NIGHT—FIRST TIME IN AMERIOA, OLUMBIAE 711, BURLESQUE}, BROADW. Shs | DIAMONDS ON CREDIT ROYAL pian Vous 1200 Hi ALLY. Heats 286. _|Parisian Beauties | VICE TRUST Sar tle THE EVENING WORLD, THU ‘THURSDAY, | Sanaa tj) GRAND. THEATRE |“ Now LIFE iN i 35 West 14th St., Bet. Sth & 6th Aves, 2 | 1914, FEBRUARY 13, i eae fallen een EMPIRI tg Maude Adams SP tusktN, wos, fF PAOMISE CLEARANCES and PRE-INVENTORY REDUCKIONS FAR MORE THAN ADVERTISED 4 These Quotations Only Partly Tell the Story No Mail or Telephone Orders for the following:— Leettawn a Sitka Chey, a ee and linge-pocd colors colores, Faint are ier“ ON THE SIDE. Cy sii Pet mine “its in Women’s Coats| cre, and Suite | TEARANCES Women's Pony Coats-tull length Dress bet shawl, colla dda and Bnd of were (0.98. 28.50 Cisekings ang and $1.8. Finer to 165, 98—were 20,00. Women's Coate—various lengthe— Flushes, Caraculs, Boucles, Chinchtiias and Broedsot othe Bi Uy 80 EE Bias, Hinch All Woot Caltton Panamas— : vane netic Tear pS a ae ou were Sa and tanto clear. 08 Enda—t biack—usually |! Ail Woot Brocaded vile jaleh—best, 79 “aigesrtery ‘same ome ee ss a rt te rte Metre | colore—were oF Clearan @ineh W! npeones. LS od Parise adit 40 “a ‘ Double Width Foner, Crepea— el Mgnt oa) ue vos 6 ! Lace and” ae ot otes THE LITTLE. Neacg Hifi by C. M. 5, week von rr LIBERTY 42, Sy Mf 2 ati me te Women's Tailored Buite— peg Sve. Hroadctothe, Worsteda- ‘colore—were and dark colore—Keg. Seri Curtaine-—} : 1.35 "ips Sed Arabian ‘dark. colo Mati bieck—W ACIAFERKO 33 wis Sun fast Draperies—Sea Nd bi bacco AT | Sedemwere 68 and (Wives @ | Cigaramoes of Romnants of 1 to 3 yd. lengthe .... ® Worth more thas co “mre Yard Wide Foul: Manufact ) Ravy and rplue TLANNECETTE NIGHT DRESSES [3 inch Piast 2 jessallt PETTICOATS— special is os ae 78 —_ 98..1.25 excellent Qualities-tancy bralde—several ley mg styles in each lot—with and without collars. NIGHT DRESSES. 69. PETTICOATS. ‘White and color combinations—stripes, feather or Lee coal lop or emb'y— | aR | ah | Nyotectaney lacewreg. 8 Cymbrte and Netnsook Night Were BA Peje Drawere— mae orl en's Pett Hyams i pecek, Pet com Nets ts , |W Cc c jomen's Naineook Corset Covers Finer pio ge gig lace or ‘omb'y bas 2 Mind vi Seine were He. oD... ‘omen's Princess Sill Vilghtly solled--were 60 & $1.3. Women's Sweater Coat roll collar—were §2. Children's Flannel: quality—4 to 14 ca oullares ‘Blanket 14 yra.—were —— eal bk oie ue Women's Mannis| Qhovee— ‘ Walue ihre ‘aold tn in‘ 40 be a ip Fleeced eg a o a dale Women's Ex. is Pome vi gent aa 69 Bos Wool U: Nehite and natura Recoil 9 and +48 | Men's Black, Cashmere, H @ecunds of M ct. quality. Cyarance ¢ of i Novgity Penath a, : Lergnet! setts Chaineeral ing ng $150,000 ‘reduction HOLY LAND PIANOS AND ORGANS PLAYER PIANOS Don't lose pate Piano in exchanging Blouses, Corsets, Petticoats, for a Player Piano when you can have Metal Novelties—I it tur into a Player’ Piano for a y Blouse beg | Were AD Woo), Bankste=! moderate charge. "Ghitvons abd Lncsebest colors Sraehe~-were ol Christman Piano Actions can} and combinations-—with fur, © shadew lace—hand ome iy Gorman Sliver x Me wore U! ‘clear. 2.08 af a “EES SET es neeersruee rate a} i to 7 ino Fine White Sleiete Vette and Battate Shadow 1 nib permet aed aiylee—were ta 9-1-7.» Te Clear-2.00| women’s Iniyal terete Fine Corsets—Couttls Batiate, ee OO low, teem ‘and high pat — itsea* fronts” casily be installed in any Piano, and are @ great success. for circular USUAL BARGAINS in used Baby Grand and Upright Pianos, in Steinway, Knabe, Sohmer and many others, $100 UPWARD Christman Sons ramen en cite et oak Clearan were” 98 to seks ipa te and ! contre i lg you have three of four vet | wil nar ace tas Bigs dca lari tatiana shatem, ong A iicsresese ther Hand Bage~ Black poiepem a0 og |Eeather Ha SET LU a ok hina Top Pet ta—bl| neni eT ee ances fitted o all Tengthe—Special Misses’ Wear, Babies’ Wear. ination Prstrnody Mask Per Tooth, $5.00 ‘eoth, $7, $10 and $15 Dr. H. W. GUILSHAN N. E. Cor. 125th St. and 8th Av. Entrance 271 W. 125th St. Outing Flannels by Wash Fabrica | UeARANCaS A surplus of f Orting Fieneste-2ieie nt Striped Outing Fiannels—were 9.. Apron Cinghame_one of the best makes—were wt a ee Ba Fancy Dress Lawne—were 1%... 7%" Sik Mixed Noveltiee—were .9.... - 18 Remusats and eee } CLEARANCES Linens, Towel ley Tilt coda et ca Mavens ete, Gacnuss, and Center LA ~ pea juny lace effecte—reg. 89 Capranee of of Pattern Pattern Cyeine-Statt, 1.30 MISSES’ TAILORED SUITS. Late season styles and colors—pe, re=peM top de Grapes okirte—cutaway and straisht Babies’ fat 88 and $1.19. Babies’ Sweatere—reg, ues Children’s Caps, Hi velvet, corduro) were . and VALUES (9 THE COTY. EASIEST TERS WATCH (0 \7 MAIDEN LANE. PHONE 2808 CORT i yo 3 _ “sor Children's Colored Hi rer ed ks ond Franch Dresses trim—to 6 yr vt 4 inch ny OE ‘24 5 29 inch Lingerie Hatistee—val. 19 .12% Can Chante ‘4 De ham Purees are filled, cmap are made glad, “boa asa TM Bey rare