The evening world. Newspaper, October 30, 1913, Page 19

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, October 30, 1913 By C. M. Payne —— YESSIR, ( ee ) S50 ¢ 5 You i J WOULDNT Way tL CHEAT] ~ NHI Sony ev wilat 4 2 Twenty Gem Of American Humor Famous selections From the Works of Our Coun- : try’s Foremost Laughmakers. 10° BALLAD. By Charles Godfrey Leland. . mn Hite Und have a shplentid toner “3 By Vic ( cat Be Fa Gatto, ) __ ce This 1s AGREAT SCHEME HAVING A FLAT GROWLER, “War EtTs UNDER my LOTR Amusing Comedy, But It Misses the Point. ' je nq eaq 1 (ONE J \ Quart BY CHARLES DARNTON. anes i el mci 667 MUST show that I c walk alone,” sald the A and supporediy up | Vet ta thas on. I lifting heroine at the Comedy Theatre last nicht as whe limped off the final | scene leaning heavily upon the shadowy arm of Ihser | I 5 fall r Don't imagine for a mo at Thsen wrote °'The rin 0 give! i t new play an old name. impatient realer, it was Anne Crawford Flexuer Pout ! Whose unpractised hand, in «pite of constdera vir « ' vwne of 1 Over the little house of cards that, paradoxically, was built cht shows t dese und If anything could wreck Mrs, Flexner'a Meht comedy eratt, loaded though tt] : \ens with several heavy a it WAS the unlicensed heroine | Wont wee dese dloimen nies who hat ofs roankle as an excuse for going ashore ad Coon de ' hee kels, then re if down » heavily for her own good It] 1 UU aglaw ke averyding ; Mre. 4 ther woman's husband | e wit chara » she mirht | Vo 1 vanteh om ou schnupp. aw something if ane } ned ankle the aymbotie | iived taen : " treatment » fly tn the olntmemt had nothing to do with comedy. How AEtnis ad to fact ts hevond me. | no—| r John Cort With reading the more ene | Vor is of Mrs, Fh 1atice to thacauthor If muse gust suP GuRGKE! )—_—___ | ot a has Britten an IN THE SIDE DOOR. — Je waa Dat fet shtood all shpelt- ye trouble with i aad nselfa alone ond; ut i Haver FILLED y \ ¥ she paoted tite soutithlin dawn, — od You'd oom down in ¢ waeer, | Bhe drawe i « for wasrer, comed, by turning Into a ltt AND TAKE (IT na Vere ¢ apa of dings to we 1 ‘De malae follnesien, at the moment that it should - = - er the m teheroine, ‘The HOME - TE fount a novel and at- ii 4 - : roan A Glimpse Into New York Shops | in Mrs, Ottver, but { impse Into Ne or ops na school for wives ft is t resa who teach the lesson that \ h ns in everyt r . Y eye at A pretty s should not be neglected. No to fashie yotone « mote ‘ pelea wt two man can deny that this Is a beaut! feciv are promitent + tance, ponte ned Ww stone ean rt ilea, Mrs. Flexner a Dire ia w pibben stl colors mimes that t eald to Amer A spectat word to be an wives, and she says it, whieh ia white pluet a Pecart, 21-4 yards tong, very neatly at tines, very at an milk tn either as a girdle, a hat other moments. prove her point elit nines Kywwce, Tk can be had brings more of less estranged husba) At the front or sat $1.0 and wives together aboard a yacht, and ' sia yard amd t t cover gulmpes of net, has one of the men, who doesn't know. wleatady will deftl are being offer his wife is on appear with the anit ¢ at frew unexpected Mrs. Ollver. She ia av: Fore ‘ Digous, to say the feast, but eo cha ft ‘ ing that men follow her about ta 1 tile | Fike train With the result that wre BL ! William Sampson as Charlie Frost. thelr wives thelr cabin = —— — emecms — oeonemmennneme ne aan . ane Alexandra Carlisie as Mrs, Oliver. against them and leave them a prey | PPP APRA APPA PPP PPL PPP ALLER LLL DLR PAL PD PDL DALLA PDD P PPPS new ama ‘ ‘ n & % mosquitoen on deck off New London, In the fray of the morning the lady ; Be ee ha 3 Nqrhose last fall has sprained her ankle reads the wives a moral lesson and then New Adventures of By Maurice Leblanc THUG thir lent Nees ena ACs oe 4 oes to—oh, well, what dors & matter! You eay farewell and reach for your hat. The Thief Genius. )§ ————___—_ t hoot 6 in bo hast wowik One plop in ahewiag Fundamentally, the play ts cheap and vulgar, but it le entertaining and tt, sega apg sR aa te shee gna oes provoke laughter, In the gense that ft ts all at gea, or, to be exact, in t ght, 1913, by Doubleday, Page & Co.) bottle of brandy wold by the grocer, and, by way el an unpara lin GPRRODY Jew risfetery tor | ANMDWe, AL M:@0\nnd | $1.M apace te CEN Tanene ReriPA Bound, tt suggests “The Inferior Sex," just as Miss Alexandra Carlisle aug- ow . This bottle had Its neck broken clean one “ Voknow nothing x sin Sanhos 1 Were more popular than | isto sections and employed us applique ested Maxine Ellott ono moment and looked Ike an enlarged edition of GYNOPS1S OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. | off with a atone. The stony employed fof the simpleity n and xin) who ot handy | Thexe fe ftom: tB conte t Banderton tho next. With all her faults as the drifting heroine, Miss Carl : for the purpose was picked up, as was igotheinbae of 4 Hel With Ge uendle’ Gh Rta Scree anak pth centa to the neck of the bottle, with {tw cork, covered With @ tin-foll seal. The se e showed marks of attempts that had been made to uncork the bettie in the a about a yard tons ected with distinction and was charming even when the painfil e!rcumstances of the fecond act compelled the volunteer crew to haul off her port stocking. AVilliam Sampson as a husband who got too much attention was helplessly si > How had the mur funny, and Miss ATilson Skipworth as a bridge-playing wife and Migs Josephine K ordinary. manner. th tiven? en tlie Lovett, with a taste for food, were both humorous and hur Mas Vivian The detectives continued thelr aearch he ronglit. the 1 wupbercirsdi vary Martin waa nothing more than a doll and Orta Johnson boomed monotonously and followed a diten that ran along thy | Men's ns eats faa the bachelor who took a kindly interest in the fallen lady with the sprained eld at right anglos ; of much abnormalities prateel 5 , ankle. In going ashore @he took with her the consolation that she wa: faded tn a HE . hidden under most afraid to parsue the i 14 allow for the part . All Gone. titi sth : Fate sdonsastall 8, which avemed to emit an of- adventure. ity tn THTHIAN, (arvine bo His qraatierandean, «|narreret ine only woman in the world.” Yea? ' fensive smell. On lifting the brambles slon of a hi titttn. ati A ri aNGe Bilbo Hadad abbas ee | CHAPTER VII. they perceived a corpse—-the corpse of mosphere, wi vite “Not at ail” ett the soon man standing (Continued,) A man whose head had been amashed baffled the mo t cleat ' eee natin ont ONT The cow st waturally thought ahe wae | d in, ao that t formed Little more than — The Maxistr Ine ses Ic hae a? cal ssuington Star, ; ’ A Forest Tragedy. a sort of pulp. ‘The body wan drensed fell jt vata i o> B e tty V incent’s Se ANWHILE detectives were in Jacket and trouxers of dark brown ia be : Wm rareet eee Providential. |} going along the national road ‘eather. The por pty--ne ihe } in the direction opposite to ra. no pocketbook Advice to Lovers et mas eng tre no, a te | AMY AR aa that taken by the actors in | ‘The grocer and his #l “were ” ere tenoy brew wha tlus mysterious tragedy. But summoned and two days i \ je who wus to prove that the 4, by his dress A figure, tie at V ‘ | paecery tlona from others, What shall T dom | car had followed that particular road miler elo Had Ravens the veieO And ery Close, | et Sishes lay tailtions of Make up your mind to go In and win,| 08. tlie previous night? rovisions on the Saturday evenin mnt PTTIIGY wees dinciasing certatn anyuatetances | rags en it they carkled ine N_ no friendship cad $9 Ro In and win.) “miey examined every yard of the road; ‘Tho whole ease, therefare, had ta Yn enness woud tae reuinie! f a= fons psu I should one per-| baat | they questioned ey At last they Feopened on a fresh baal uthorl- Oldant, td strength toi . GMA’ SiusHid “are Giles teemda 17 fon give everys| “A. B." writen: “Ie tt improper for a Succeeded In learning that, on the Sat- fn Sere DUNE ne faty " tien 4 young lady to talk toa young m: junday evening, a limousine had stopped longer enaote t men tt eniled w ' ro Me ‘ ry a tes th aoe ne tne ei ora in’ the ‘auine Sisco ae at |outsite’ a Rroeer' mon in a amall tin 8nd A woman, of whom one hh wt Hei ee TSG lg oly ype trcate en situate 0 undred es fron he othe bi hy three reona, 4¥ * ‘ “ tow who's faa The French have and to whom she never was tntro- /CainteNicolan on @. hiciway. uranihing Me th vigtling, of wham one wae the ' $F & museitar power mo area - > - low whe: du } @ prover, “There duced?" lone of tae’ ta teint Very man Who wag avcuxed of killing pr riiate, Kutt count: Newltuse! tus tok “apis 1k Perhaps She Was. a Red { 1s always one who| Working in tho game office ts, under had first Miled nis tank. t some Ns companion ws ‘ " rowed TH ’ " f ~ kinaes and one who, some equivalent to an|spita cans of petrol and lastly taken Aa to the murderer, there was no Wa MUSE “And Why inave (ek ehormoua stor it vin © lle otter Yes toed, 1 now ttm wet," " ‘ doubt; he was the person who tray theta: We turna the cheek," Introduction, a stock of provisiona,a ham, doubt: he Bile f a , niet | 8 Fmt I do not be! 4 py; Invitati fru wine and a ha Ne Vee ee NA Pehvle would have dove the work® W : P « Task him te foln nat : he most| inner Invi * of bra a precaution fo: remain onvoaied be: aunin was " : ! t teh ah urge!” ald the girl, Blushing, "hte be Move that the most | | ate ging ation r was a lady on the driver's eeat, Bind the curtains, IF 1 Arse i t ‘ wast reduced to wm te 1 K PRUETT " \ continuously oa J. UL" writes: "Is tt proper for & siy did not get down. ‘The blinds of Of the driver anil rifled his pockets a ton M- ne f 4 : ey abe a ae at : “ en? What do yoo meant Be asked in cessful human rela-| young Jady to ask @ gentleman to come ¢!, imousine were drawn. One of theae ftter wounding woman, ca midat Of gaat. turned hovee WW asia . " | tlone aro basod on!!n and take @inncr with her folks after binds wae seen to move sev off ina mad dash for death trable a cal’ ; ‘ st ; w out young minister," this alleged truth, I think the easence|he takes her home from the matinee?" |The slopinan was positive . 8 oo . . \ ty j « 5 le of true comradeship betweon a manand| It depends upon how well she knows | M4 * y inside Given a fresh a ‘ \ ' i = = ae - ae oe Oe rors lan cee | Bilt Hresuming the shopman's evtMence to coveries, would nor know what Wha coat t , da A ert gee q cel be corruct, then the provlem ame have hope niystor AA £ org We " A ae stinctive fear, sons of the aame acx, conatste in halving | eet even more eamplteated, for, 6o far, no cleared up, oF, at least, that the tnd he will i #0, Would have ‘a Aah punishment, ne the troubles and doubling the Joy ‘UW, 1." writes: “A young man who otic vealed the presence of @ would point a fow steps along the rowl to pa ' ; hie Be ‘ ' j » man, ‘Then, iike It ts matural for a young man who|!s paying me attention gays that he third person. to tha truth, ‘Bue not at all. The carpee On the the a Pers vey. i ite H 1 » the woungled wome ta fond of a aim to desire to take her! loves ma, but I notice that he hag a, Meanwhile, as the travellers had maps was simply placed heside tie frst curnam tat a thet n auest r,t ferstiolt j Hi anand ran ww ran away in that about and give her a good time, Rut T 1 to amy to my girl fri ‘ With provisions, it re- sw were added to the wil t « Sits ‘ ‘ 4 TL ee sarees do not think a girl mould beco.ne %| Tow can I find out tf he te true to what they sation of murder was whit d ' Alesina f Minwitig her 2 : Ais aor by mere passive recipient of euch atten- t had become fram the one to the other. And there ‘ Lilly it a Mon wae Hun A ' A nate HSA tions, She should show her pleasure} You must consider carefully every= |. bie tenains ath, Matas tuage tannihis: obvloim tanta. t ante ABSENT ba Annee ey ' ¥ Why, who says frankly, and, whenever poastblo, sho| thing you know about him and decile Oren BALIRGAS Chole Steps. SE Nee Fonte SEAmiTie: Goyiele Tarte Tr Rahs editne anied Heh ay a oe ; ‘ f tet ¢ wan the thing? ehould entertain the young man plens-| whether he !s worthy of your t ‘ads, at a spot eleven or tana of the woman, the name of the “We ' ' AN ANAL want , ' thet» you obJeot. but the brute antly in her own home, The conven- peal len from Saint-Nicniag, that man, the namo of the mur for thw « t awkwar t ' " pou RG, As He te ole tions do not permit her to bestow him| oar, 2" writes: ‘For two years 1 they met a shepherd who, $ any riddles. And t wie) toanin, ; : arn i, tus . afser attentions in kind, but tn degree sho| nave paid mich attention to a young (Pf 0, “uestions, directed eof the murderer if pre s \ wing : i ; fany mive him nn much happiness as ho| tedy, an’ by word and decd I have [Ahlan ts Meld. dds clesnrentes: Frm! ane manent. te ‘ # f brani Y ts eee —-= , gives hor, And {t's nothing more than/ shown her that I love her. Dut ehe ... ee ie tek ee ene Ne aiuine DReomeren > ‘ , f fale for her to do « always laughs and saya sho doesn't — Tho deimctives were convinced at tie The Phenomenon was acti med tw ' ‘ a r “WHERE THERE'S A WIL." a —_ detteve r.0, How can I prove my af-/first examination. ‘The motor car had See like a miracke ton * ta conejunte sor r , By Mary Roberts Rinehart, (Anthor of "P,P." writes: “Iam paying atten-| fection for her?’ stopped there and the unknown teave rer had not ans 1 Lina t ' ton want ite if ene oe [ nt you ry ythin lore, 7 ADLY night's rest ae t kw id Han 10 6 WU wham tlhe very MED: | 2iGen's a9 WAS You Cando anything) ti Cee tod and rexim S Waaltharel. He ule @ practic . Aiwnys stones - Rinehart t» Amertoa's greatest woman humorist, Aud “Where There T taho her to dinner and she acc pee i. i © nM mue your present attentions rete journey in the course of the m returning to the arene nf the catia: © enee ne, are tne : Wilt" ts the funniest story she has written, Don't forget the date of ite presenio, but she fe rather cool and Perhaps time will convince the young | 1p, Wophe! In addition to the goat-rkin and | a sy And 1 will ment which ‘appearance in The Bvening World—Bonday, Mov. 10, ve that she alee accepts invites lady, a aia amiatakavie proof was the half coat, © fur cap Wee ploked up cae dey; begin bY More that the bis customary 2