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The — oe - os a : a a fe ewes we mn tata ct enor — EET | ~The Bee Satorto, | That’s No Lie jxxvts.t By Maurice Ketten Pubtiehed baty 1 ‘1 , Now 6 to ap hencand — n Wirt (er | AM ELECTED (WILL CONSULT THE PARTY LEADERS OVER APPOINTMENTS ” CONCESSIONARIES. 1 Unite eiizens regard any land in the convession or as a field for sordid lent Wilson Th i Tees ' m dea Vien en We open our rand belie i Wasn't New England a 4 concession t New York, dion y f Haven and Hartford Railr «- | Exes. Wasn't Chicago pretty thoroughly exploited by Yerke \ EDDIE, How about the Widenor-Elking clique that runs Philadelphia? How does the Powder ‘Trust look on Delaware ? : | NOBODY What has the Steel Trust done to Pennsylvania, Minnesota | DougTs IT and Ohio? a — What a e Evane-Waghes combination in De { What of the Water Companics and Street Railway rests tha / fle 1 San Francisco? i What did the Mormon Church and the Union Pacific toad j make of Uta How about the Soft Coal Operators in W Virginia? And HOW MUCH OF A CONCESSION HAS NEW YORK CIPY MADE OF ITSELF, THROUGH MURPHY AND TAMMANY, TO ADVENTURERS LIKE THOMAS F. RYAN? ' > WHY NOT AT HOM LOOK INTO TITER CONCESSION F USIN CAUSE AND EFFECT. MAN whose wife is suing for separation on the ground that he is too fond of beer and highballs protests that he has to drink because of the highly seasoned, thirst provoking food | Lin wife serves him at home. | " Most of us were brought up to believe it the other wa that liquor and tobacco produce ers round ving for highly spiced dishes. Here's another instance of the way married life starts cause and effect chasing each other around in circles! | Having just recovered from a wearing controversy as to- whether | a nagging wife drives her huaband to drink or a drinking hushand drives his wife to nag, here we are up against the problem of the wife | who salts the soup and the husband who wets his throat with alcohol. Which ia why? oo os THE PUBLIC GAINS TWO POINTS. TRAD-HANG and commuters drew a red pencil mark around the date yesterday. A two-cent single bridge fare and a three-tickets-for-five- cents rate on all lines over the Williamsburg Bridge were declared | legal by the Appellate Division of the Supreme Court. The order of the Public Service Commission directing the various compantes to | sell ticketa at the above rates is therefore confirmed. | The same day commuters living in Stamford and Greenwich | SLLLLLLLLSLKLLLKLLKLLKSLKLLLKLLLNE LKR Mrs. Jarr Reaps More Honors As Friend of ‘‘Presidentess’’ KLLALIALIVLAKCKAILL LLL LE SKLAR ISS heard tho glad news that the Interstate Commerce Commission {s ou darling, you sweet thing, you gen-) your head In dissent—1 KNOW they are} ing what vanity desires to pelleve, - oh rous roul!” hed M Mudrid, fi th 1 bead f the F 1 Mrs. Ji si 7 = vrous sou! gushe ry, udrid rom the royal bead mines of the Prest- | cross pr and Kkisse: rr. Say the point of entering a formal order for cheaper commutation rates | Smith to the donor, for Mrs, Jarr had s of Costa Ric no more, ie Satin avin from stations in Greenwich and Stamford. ‘This mean a saving SANCHO Ueliom, she Shady Ut KAS telling you Teeny then te) Mit atudnidne eo act RUB Saoe . se ve ; o you might incur a certain great per Kingston, Jamaica," murmured Mes. | and d. mm it is no wonder the Presi- to each commuter from these points of from 80c. to $2.30 per month sonage’s Aispleasure {f she knew you|Jarr. But the younger matron, with dentess of Costa Rica saw in you the Even better than the sa leas won | This was high praise, considering it was caused by the gift of a shilling’s gz is the confidence that comes with had parted with her gift-~don't shake every fresh proof that Public Service Commissions can be what their that obstinacy which persists in nellev-| ti name implies, and that if they stick to their job the courts will back | Worth of red and black bush:grown themsup, ice near beads of the early flat, or drum hyad, jem up, x | Coureiayt, 1918, by The trem Hutitaring Co. variety, but, as Mrs. Jarr told Mr. Jarr he - 1 after * > vee lta be e all that nonsense, let ‘em!** S THEY LIKE. i( her blue and gold drawing room No. 9.—MOTHER, by Whistler. | "And now! Mrs, Mudridge-Smith Razing with awe and delight at (At the Lurembourg, Paris.) ' “Ask of me whatever you ard, “If (hose fool women want LARA MUDRIDGE-SMITH sat tn a AS FAR A HE Berlin newspapers are highly indignant at our customs authorities because Exchange Professor Karl Bathgen, with his wife and daughter, were detained on a New York pier from 9 o'clock at night until 2 o'clock next morning before their baggageeould be released, We are sorry for the Professor, but we assure the Berlin press that he got no more than any noble, free-horn American citizen is! liable to on his return to these shores, Whatever can be said of our enstoma laws, it the atring of red beads Mrs. Jarr had presented her with. Mra, Jarr had bought them tn the market at Kingston, Jamalca, during the recent trip to the tropics. In Jumatca in sooth, heads grow on trees. Mra Jarr had given @ shilling a string for the beads, But to Mra. Clara Mudrige-Smith they were ‘yond penris and above rubles, for C’ara Mud- ridge-Smith was u the impression that the vegetable garniture had Jeen A present from, nd wee therefore | viewed vy, Lhal mulling persuade % ry name was now a household word in the highest octal ciroies of Harlem—the Prenidentens of Gorta Rica! “SO kind of You to give them te me, And she glanced around ap- rehensively to see If the maid had put her jewel case away, and if anything |she really cared for In the way of ex- |Pensive clothes or fura wi lying | around loose, Now that she had the |coveted beads Mrs, Clara Mudridge- Smith was lying around loose herself, so to spent, “Oh, don't wish anything, my dear," |replied Mra, Jarr, who wished to retain {the position of the patroness, “as I | wrote to the Uresidentess to-day, ‘the ie saiofed the cannot be claimed | at they we tl calculated for Uhe comfort or convenience of travellers, Nevertheless, they are our laws, and whilo we have the spirit of American citizens we shall uphold them. But if any foreigner feels inclined to relieve his mind about ‘We must do sompthing to celebrate your trip to the tropics and your re- turn after meeting the Presidentems!" went on the hoster “Perhaps we Vnited States customs rules by cussing them, wo are always glad to} => =o ed eve: you ®. renee, See turn a deaf ear while he does so to his heart’a content. Hits From Sharp Wits. bp aA Rp eEy PL psiernioks a aeaepenepeneanenam oepeenmemeaeaearn aceon ao NTT TT TOTO TOT Letters From the People whose dreadful stories the magazines, Three queens, two Kings and several knaves m: ne Tuchess of Fife's wed- | | mothers know such things! Oooh!" |ding « full house with a royal flush, ‘ ; and gnomes and kelples and banehees, oe | Mra dare looked up wondering iti workers of black magic and all sorts Aavive to Canvassers. fon his goods, his energy He vgicirta stil her friend saw a mouse or whether natural visitors, It used to athe Came te Samrans pn. his: Boadm, Dik enank i taaion note AAYe akiria mi he a corset steel had snapped and pierced Cs avian ahiver to think ot! Your correspondent who asks for in- | tix plane re are ma hie ee ie i her, 11 the powers of dark- formation as to “canvassing? mst first they would try to do thelr best (as in Sater at But the final scream of surprise was 4. were gupposed loosed to their Of all sit, devuey and make w selfanalysis contirined by your from a strange cause, An First Raine" letters), Of Nite capabilities; whether he has had | would have no cause to com "| Milad! says f there ts anything this Pe es ae aire chase abuatihae ma, : | Fite fectiuliaealaa tea ia firnry Crtvrd lteter ra) Mua clr palpcee needa worke than renstile wives, not an idea she had been told or had| S#ll tt must be confersed that Itt) of seeking customers, instead of having | Plover, and It opens the way to better 6 huisbands.—Memphia Com bead and "remembered, but. an idea 1owe'en ten't what It used to be, The them coming to him to leave orders, | Offtions with competitors. Tet any man Comright, 1918, by The Prese Publising Oe, (it were, that affection by his paMting| porn of her own imagination, hitherto ghosts and spooks seem to have toat that For he will nd going out to ae!) quite ea tay atin eye ee Wed | Kana He Sas SNS: AIA under it the title of “Mother.”” He sald satd timagination had tain dormant, [Seu FO aie te aan jee ee tee at ran outside wall an's hurd HERG aan tala natn dian ova haven ry to his friends; "To me it is Interesting) Arter she had revived from the reac- 48 Wel x ue 4 “l ontar end sling what the keweape te, inte yg. [iain more than five seart mat be get Randolph Colclough, Wilson, |as a picture of my mother, bit what tion of the eo Mire, Mud. ity and originality, ‘The owner of a cote advertising has called attention to. rey ong ready to write the story of her 114; ofigival title that Whistler gave can or ought the public to care about ridge-Smith explained, “Let us have a take May Ko to bed to-night reasonably poaition of an “outside man," wh To the balltor of The toning World Mfe T to the portrait of his mother was) the identity of the portrait.’ Hut the) pathologteal party! jeonfdent that he won't tnd, hia gate | he purposes to sell from sample to mert- | jy what year did lection Pay tall oe 8 "An Arrangement in Gray and! public has cared, and has realized the; "\ pathological party,” repeated the Missing in the mat ne a ip! y chants or call from house to house and |on Nov, 4 nearest the yer Iss? vciyoan policemen sow patrol the BiCK" ax expressive of the résiite to/ significance of tt “| jouneer matron, "You know how our utes ned toe the most popular par: pirvey directly to the user, will depend VIF. | Red taht district of Gotham: whieh be ehtained from the harmonious hane| It was shown first in 1872 and for the| leading suftragists Insist on revealing time of the Hallowe'en goblina, but # — a= | itwo abounds in Black Handerg. New (CURE Of a few tones and lines, But that! next nineteen years had a roving ex-| shocking conditions. Why, go In a thea- was the most Innocent o! antics. [ee meen ene ne eee name haw heon awept away, obliterated, | tstence, remaining in Whistler's posses=|tre and pay those dreadful epeculatora’, Doubtless you remember the thr ‘3 How I GOT MY FIR T RAISE a) Dar Patera 4 ak she souneey forgotten by the world at large, which{ sion ail that time, It was exhibited fre-! prices for a moral uplift? Let us all/ when Ola Pop Jenkine of, Pompton, of Se eo. [that sort. : ! [retinas to lool upon it-as @ mere ex-|quently, It was held for debt wien he|go eee the REAL dreadful places" | J., found his carriage on the roof of his mple of the ar ® as technical skill, and/ was bankrupt, and even Journeyed to} takes it for whi It really Is—a quietly | America, where tt was place “You'll excuse me," replied Mrs, Jarr on view! firmly, ‘I have no destre to see any The Evening World will pay a cash prize of $25 for the best account of || “How 1 Got My First Raise.” Evening World Daily Madazine, Thursday, October 30, are so delightfully horrible that young girle burn them rather than let their idea had oe 2 1919 ‘Sayings, or Tun SVEHN TRANSLATED Copraht, 1919, by ‘The creme Pabten i Y Daughter, hearken unto the w M concerning themselves they are stran; | from him. Lo, cling unto each other. But women are as rhinestone butt provocation, Behold, who {s so uninteresting a For he hath eyes for only ONF, a which cannot be ignited. But upon the day when he weddeth there 1s cause for rejoicing, for thereafter it 1s but a matter of time women and shall become again “inte Now, I knew @ widow of Babylon and she was excecding popular, Yet women kissed her with thoir fingers crossed and men called her “mysterious.” And I went unto her, saying: “Why dost thou encourage this be good and wise and admirable.” But she sald: “Sh! Tell ft not {n Gotham! concerning me that Interesteth them, “And to be SURE of a woman, charm, Therefore, I pray thee, help n My Daughter, a man came unto me, saying: o, thou art such a SENSIBLE And behold, I was cast down and wept for shame, ‘be comforted, but called him a “brute: veered against him and sought to twist and entangle him. I plied him with foolish questions and when he tried to answer them I ‘would not Hsten, but continued to lea hands to Heaven and arose, crying: “Now, isn't that JUST like a woman!” And I was satisfled For no greater COMPLIMENT thi Verily, verily, how foolish is a wo! to deceive a man, For, in the matter of women, every man spendeth his whole life in trying to deceive himself! Selah, | MAN, who hath found him out For many thousand men have written concerning Woman, but And what one man knoweth of another no power on earth shall wrest s the sticky fingers of a babe cling unto a lollipop, so do men For {t fs not that which men KNOW IONFESSIONS VUNDREDTN WIRE / HELEN ROWLAND | Co, (The New York Evening World), ords of thy Mother, the Discoverer of . gely silent, ons, which fall out upon the slight > man? a broken cigarettes, s an ENGAGE nd his heart fs ere he ehall have eyes for OTHER resting.” se impression? For I know thee to but that which they SURMISBH, one way or another, 1s fatal me keep them guessing.” to her woman, and 80 reasonable!” Yea, I would not and whichever way he argued I d him in circles until he flung up Ais jan this can any man pay a wom: man that wasteth her days in seeking Poisons int By Sophie night, 1918, ty Tho Prem | ND now more victims of the dreaded mercury tablet have been daily awaiting @ death that *t last came, We ¥ people twentieth We A century. enormous RISKS. On the streets, in @utomobiles, in there js daily rec- | ord of 4 | all because of hurry nd@ T HOUGHTL NE! We cant hear to see a ca pass us, although ‘there may be one We want iinmediately behind it Tho meaning of DANGER |s minime {zed in the mad rush, The stop-look- and-listen sicng are but a part of the regular equipment and we see them not—not until something HAPPENS. Then we grow wary and wisdom fol- lows. . Yet sometimes the’ odds are against one and ote realizes It 1s TOO LATE to lock the stable d ‘The horse !# gone. How long are we going to leave ajar the medicine chest that he who runy may take therefrom? How long are we golng to place side |by side poisons and harmless potions, medicines for inward use and those for external us ‘How long are we going to expose those near and dear to us to making mistakes that can NEVER he rectified? Who {# to blame, you ask? All con- cerned are at fault, We do things tor much out of breath. When in Doubt Always Light a Match hing € take | catching cars, he Cupboard Irene Loeb (The New York Evening World) Little woman of the home, you who arrange your curtains and your furn- {ture and your various other thiags In your alm for health and happiness, g> you to your medicine chest and do Like. jwise, Place tn way In a safe shelf those drugs that [spell DEATIT. Dowlgnate it as. the Call tt by such a name | when you direct any ember of your family to it | OF put all * POTSONS in ONE place and let but one custodian have a key jto ft-any, ANY way that will insure the lives of those a ut you, | Not to be protected from polsons tn the home Is lke having an exposed i) trie wil there that may cause de- struction at any time, There {9 some way in every hv old of arriving at ‘a safety soluti of this dangerous element in how ing. And no matter how badly your head faches or how HURRIED you are tn ‘search for the drug you want—when In doubt light a match and, ‘n the adage of Davy Crockett, “Re sure you are right, then go u Also It te the lkeeper who must have n {eons about, to acquaint | the antidote of these, Th jare usually sit. home lthat often save life If IMME yee {8 made to them, A knowledge of “what to do until the doctor comes” should be a part of the education of every person at the heat of the home and if possible ®f other members of tho household, as well, A crucial movement may come at ANY time, Wise are the folk who are ready to meet it and thus save pain ery asa result of every ds —— | i N the inst day of October, the graves at night, so runs the te- gend, give up their dead, the imps and devils of the underworld are grant- 4. furlough, and the witches ride aloft om their bromsticks, Yes, the night fe Hallowe'en, the holiday sacred to ghosts and spooks and ha'nts and appa- ritions and spectres and evil spirits and ‘black eats and witches and wizards and |gobiins and phantoms and sprites ant imps and elves and falrles and fas pranks upon the Inhabitants of earth, barn—end that joyous occasion when the Widow Jones awoke to find her i ‘ ‘ courme it's agalne: the law to Im=|}eautiful pleture, great in tte simplicity, | in different citfes. Minally it was) dreadful places." lcow installed In the kitchen—and when rea Als ae eae fa avery, detail Lad sublest $2 fontirmation: i Personate a Congressinan, but a man! reveaiing the artist's Mint otion In| bought by the French Gove) nt In} ‘Why, the best people go to them!"|you and—that Is, the fhosta—nearly aiay) a UAL FRREHANES, ‘0 GEAR DULE SBME t) irae j with Any ‘eel Mo It) at) ita tenderness and intensity Siset for $¥m aud hung In the Luxem-| “And some of that kind of best peo-| scared the Thompson kids into con- ror what servive or series of services was the raise awarded? What cire anyway, Whilstior masked ‘ts real nature from & American teurtate in Paris seek ame from them, Uve no doubt,” re- niption fits with a tiek-tack and A rf ’ ; * * ® ® t howe Who were in to for ndditios beln ‘sd Y a -o'-lantern? Ys th spool n ; cumstances fased ity Tell the story briefly, simpy, naturally, without ex- he world, and anly (howe wig were It milan, oubel 1 dire, dave acidly jasken'slameret | ¥ Le acy aggeration= or attemp’ at fine writing "Get a gown to fit your mind,” saya timate with hin knew how te andthe few paintings hy I thought it such a splendid) those good a’ days were 4 gingery : Confine your narrative to 250 words or less—preferably less. Write on || # fi#hion expert, and, Judging from the real was the love he » for bis articte in the Buropean. galleries, * orled the other, ‘Well, let us| tunch of vie onl ; only one side of the paper, Address “First Raise Editor, Evening World. P.O, || little there is to many of them, a lot of | mother, When he first exhibited the also one of the few really ’ promige on a midnight tango tea, Another of the decadence 0} women acem to he acting on hig sug-| Pleture In the F 1 Academy, London,| ings that our countrymen have con- in your honor, Don't be a prud Geation.—Philadelphia Inquirer, 1372, he eaw no reason for parading, as tributed to art Box 1354, New York City.” . {the Hallowe'en festival ts to be found And dirs. Jarr sald she'd see aboutus, in the @iminution in the demand for!ber future husband, How Hallowe'en Started ture of juck-o'-lan- Dealers report that there {a ilt- terns, tle demand for the bi« yellow vei for that purpose, Kids nowad: isfled with ready-made “stor o'-lanterns, made of imitation of “puntins,"* and provided with candles all ready to Meht, Small wonder the ghosts , and Fe fuse to t up." when ‘a mere Imitation of a real J tern Hallowe'en, of the althou *hristlan feat t marks the ev aloof All Sain in and observan nt Romans and Druids had ® but the modern Hal- ed In Scotland. everybody knows that a learn the ‘entity of her and on that night, tf she observes the prescribed rites. These ara 1 ull doubtless ye method Js for the srl to «mirror at mide night, and she may see the fa fut pouse If she a ¢ one hand and recites these lines Round and round, ye stars so fair, Yo travel and search out everywhere: I pray to-night to show to me The man whore bride [ll su If this falle—as possibly tt mas maiden should place by her bed a glase of water with a stick of wood tn It. | This will supponedly cause her to dream of falling into a river, and of being rescued by a man, whose face she will seq plainly In her vision. The rescuer, {of course, Is the man she will wed. Or to j maiden may | future hut holds ake assurance doubly the gint may take a Hallowe'en pill, made of ‘ovoanut, cheese and English walnut, Just before retiring, wich the oll folk declared would rause her to dream @@