The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1913, Page 19

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, October 16, 1913 | ‘*“S’Matter, Pop?’’ »% THum wun A JOKE AND STUCK MTs ‘To CALL HIM ? A FUNNY THING IN <=, : yp, DREAM! HERHAT TLL Run over AND Stlow 17 To MRS. { () GINK ‘Yes, UNDOUBTEDLY j He wan-rd Some one HAs PLAYED 2 e @ WILL STAY AROUND AND WATCH THE FUN Ne | You Can Be Your Own | Beauty Doctor. By Andre Dupont. Canrtight, Wi by Phe ree Puia.ing Co, (The New Yor® Brening World) “THE AMERICAN SCOWL.” . 66] JON much prettior Mrs. Weatstde looka with her hat on than she does H with It off! sald the Ave: Girl, glancing across the crowle! etaurant. | “That's because ahe'a a victim of jthe great American acowl,” aid the Woman of Thirty. | "Come to think of It, sie haw two |aeep furrows between her eye and some lcromeaye line, above them that look something lke ® railroad map,” replied the Average Girl thoughtfully, “and the hat hides them from sight, But 1a " why you call it the Amer- fean seow Other nations have been lknown to knit their brows occasion. ally.” Twenty Gems Of American Humor THE with Tord ME ] Te STAY HERE AND WATT FoR THE ACE | AND GROCERIES » BUT, 7.—N. P. WILLIS—Mies Albina MeLush. | TS8 M’LUGH rarely walks. When she does, it is with the deliderate majesty) of @ Dido, Her small, plump feet melt to the ground tke | snowflakes; and her figure ewaye to the indolent motion of her limbs | ‘with @ glorious grace and yieldingness quite indescribable. | Bhe was (dling slowly up the Mall one evening just twilight, with @ eervant at a short distance behind hi who, to while away the time detween his steps, was employing himeelt tn throwing stones at cows feeding upon the Common. A gentleman, with « natural admtra- ton for o aplenilid person, addressed her. He might have! done @ more eccentric thing. Without troubling herself | to look at him, she turned to her servant and requested him, with a desperate ennul, to knook that fellow down! John obeyed dia orders; and, as his mistress resumed her lounge, picked up @ new handful of pebbies, and tuasing one at the nearest cow, loitered lastly after. @uch supreme indolence was irresistible. 1 gave in—I— who never before could summon energy to si¢h—I—to whom | Td @ declaration was but @ synonym for perapiration~I—who | had only thought of love as a nervous complaint, and of | ‘women but to pray for a good deliverance—I—yrs—I— Qnecked under. Albina MeLush! Thou wert too exquisitely lasy. Human patna fuat the difference ‘They fo tt vally;) while do tt almost all the time, You can't ‘step lively’ into atr care and subway trains and run for your Ife in @ tight skirt over crowded crossings to pres vent motor cars fron. ellmbing up your jhack hatr, without getting the fore- head a little erumped up. So f attack the frowning wrinkles every night with cold eream and massa Wht'a the use of going round with a fore- Ing Ike a tennia net when IT porsess ten fingers fairly aching to ) thoxe tell-tale lines away? Any good cold cream oan be used {tr (Re pur- pose, But T have a rectpe which I think fe excellent. It ts mde of rose | Water, 4 ozs, almond oll, 4 oe; apermaceti, 1 o8.; white wax, 1 os.; tincture i lace with the Angers the temples. Then I draw the position. Hefore this Im done the forshead should he well rubbed with cold wream. You must remember that wrinkles should Bilways be massaged across; aever in the direction in which they rum T that only makes ¢ shad “T think {t would take @ eteam rel- ler to smeoth out the wrinkles in some ens’ foreheads,” said the Gtri ekep- LINDY — Do You KNowW WHERE MY Golf CLUBS & found her ene morning sipping coffee at twelve, with her eyes wide open. @ Was just from the dath, and her complexion had a eoft, dewy transparency, ‘me the cheek of Venus rising from the sce. It was the hour, Lurly had Lael { me whe we Gimpied Gerefinger, as 3 entered, @ cluster of rich curls that had fallen over @ me ike @ wateriily ewaying to the wind when Its “Laéy Albina,” said 1, tn my eoftest tone, “how are yout” ald @ha, addressing her maid in a voice as clouded and rich | an olan, “how am I to-day?’ @ eonverwation fell into short sentences. The dialogue became a mono- jeclaration. With the assistance of Bettina, who eugptied ber mistress with cologne, I kept her attention alive through the ciroumstances. Symptoms were soon told. I came to the avowal. jay reposing on the arn of the sofa, half-buried in « mualin foulard. ooo! eoft fingers to my lips—unforbidden. 1 rose er eyes for confirmation. Delicious oreature—sho was asleep! had courage to renew the subject. Mina McLash seoms to have forgotten ® altogether. Upon reflection,too, I'm convinced she would not | survive the exoltement of the ceremony—uniess, indeed, she should sleep Between the responses and the prayer. said the Woman emiling. “But when the furrowe are very deep I always recommend a wrinkle tag." “What's that?” “A bag for the expreas purpose of Griving away wrinkles in the forehead, ‘Thio te a sort of pad of cheesecloth about three inches wide and four or five inches long, filled with powdered @atmeal, orria root and a geod pinch ef borax. It should be dipped im warm er and bound on the forehead with of flannel wrung out of hot water, And it ahould atay until Ung, for a Willoseut “Resviar leat it Zielding to (the Inevienpio!” the comprenn cools; when the forehead should be washed in warm water and The Confessions of Arsene Lupin [7 4#73.2' (Copyright, 1918, by from one edge to the other and certainly which to begin looking” against that plece of | -— Your Ship can Lose @ Sail or So and or 4 ng i at piece of rascality. But: three-fourth alcohol te one-fourth bensoin—to brace the skin. After we had|stil Make Port—but Sand By when nhs, Without dixging deeper than haif an “Simply by the pictures, A man Ilv- what could whe do against so many?! Optimettes By Clarence L. Cullen Copyright, 1918, by The Prem Publishing Co, (The N Tt Lap of Luxury makes Soft sit-, W. {I 2 Maurice Leblanc ny ° ‘ * f this process fe gone through faithfully every day for a month it Decided to our|the Steering Gear ts Disabled! Level GHG Or he citar en neee AE AE UNE ines, AUR At Canilee mesliee: ROW IAS S88) eae Fe wil Io much to smooth out the great American frown. own satisfaction _ Sein mania’ Barer otner pebole: During this minute there was not a 26 Germinal, Year If, or else 15 April, = that the World| If you Must Dance, then Tango toward v differing social ike also enter the Mery, not a movement around the sun: 1794, but not 15 Pril, Year IT, 1 was wan our ovate ve [the Top and. aval the Toboe! fatten cee ata nas ose Sin. "The ncire wate parlvaed with entaanues tat no one Nod thought sf "2, yy deat tonow, 1 war cauent n( HOW I GOT MY FIRST RAISE covered that eating ‘and drinking. Consuling @ notary later La- hen the fat gentie- that.” a trap, with not a NS the a Certain] The Unrepeated Mistake 42 an Aa-| Heqieeis Vat, Hie, group, wae made ty ot le ect: the @gure 2 atood for 2 4 had to compromise and accept The Evening World will pay @ cash prize of $25 for the best account of Knack in Opening | segs . gf thee family's old be, where ESetr aniston, vidently, And what snuat have Modert diamond as my share, the smail- || “tow 1 Got My First Raise.” an Oyater! Here HR cig “Oh, ¢ qj ‘tnt nagbyidently, | And what munt have cat and the leant handsome of the tot. | The story must be true In detail and subject to confirmation, i Ol Terror, ih, captain! Oh, captain PP aw thi oe farmer-Keneral phat comes of doing one's beat to help st gl th iter’s actual ia obtaining bis first increase of swe Reach | Don't ive All Handa the Drop on you | «t thy hi he The two sletere fell in a dead faint. began by turning his fortune Into solid people!" poe ag ie writer's by 8 >} meet itm. in. the d'Ermeror certain Tho lady with the little dog dropped on Kold and silver money. ‘Then, by way er ‘ h e in which | bY Starting to Explali dete, He Trin at the meting her knees and prayed, while the foot- Of additional precaution, with thia gold ;Ant Mupln grumbled between his cor what service or series ef services was the raise awarded? Whot cle No Kind of Hard! 2. san who can a “ man, staggering Uke a drunken ian, and allver he bought elgliteen wonder- sy) gratitude! © © © All humbug! |} cumstances caused It? Tell the story briefly, simply, naturelly, without em TBO Onn BSHANG® Lair of Pen itenc sth A Ree CHAPTER Ill. held his head in his two hands, and ful diamonds, © © © Where should we honest men be | asgerations or attempts at fine writing. ed to us we're Qin oe eos bude (Continued,) mere Wee aurprined by the ar i¢ we had not our conscience and si Condine your nasrative to 250 words or Leg 7 ap De : Ready to Cash In! i ° ° ed and all be- al of the patrol he fed In - tafnctic f duty performed te re-| ly one side paper, Address “First Ralee Editor, Even! feria, ing wo Win! The Sign of the Shadow. — came eager to thank Capt. Joanniot, Wien was tn et ne) Soa ee ee Serer Box 1354, New York Clty.” , We Know a Former Milllonaire who's] ' a ; E looked at his watch again: they saw that ho was gone, | a? Chane thin even ama now thinking it All Over in a@ little en, again, sometimes the "Good “Hullo! No time to lose!” ‘ - was A fourth-Floor Back Room—and he's not | Loser" is Merely a Soft Mark! I stared at him with eager Some yearm passed before T had an op- iadow of the arrow wee CHAPTER IV a gentleman tn @ tight-fitting brewn pure Satie Wh | bith wat Portunity of talking to Lupin about this then falling wlong the crack in the The Infernal Trap. ol, With a face endian te a: peened Vicuding an Excuse nor a import curiosity. ut how Hisineak He wae ih a canfnential ¥aln bh Ho obeyed this stun on the tt walt, s — Astronomers estimate our Bun to must the excitement ef the ang answered: mmed his eigt Millions of Pennants Flap Gayly in| be 400,000,000 years old—but it Never! @'Ernemont heirs have been. True, “The business of the eighteen dia- $to the dust and calmly w 4 1» Bthe eg 0 they had not the same faith in Capt. mond? By Jove, when Tethink that SUfrendered to the woldiers" the Upper Ether of Happiness—the| Yet has Risen nor will Ever Rise on! soanniot that had in Lupin, three or four generations of my fellow- “Hut the ahadow of the arrow o Banners won by the Self-Conquered!|"Some Day!" theless, their faces ware pale and wen nad beenthunting for the solatwn? eles with the crack in tie mart drawn, Capt. Jeannlot turned slowly ang the elghteen dinmonds were there @¥ery day of the y, can't nd.’ n diamonde “Oh, 1 you knew how those gentry work! One never guesses what xt. O1 N the race was over, acrowd Bray heard, came up to him and asked ° streaming toward § ar ertalaklaneat and the exit from the grand atand. LEC en Oca a nelene be lsea: pusied against Nicolas Dugri- 41, val. He brought his hand “vn ne displayed @ gold watch and Ginartly to the tnalde pocket of cy, Art mlayes 6:6 Fand not only on nis jacket i 4 aha tates Dugrival rt: Good Manners, Yes!-but the Pink of] ‘The Boss says that when a Dissatis- |t2, the left and walked up to the sun gi) ing time, under @ little mud and PAT OE Aprile Levee Wate the matter?? asked hie wif tie vans mine © 0.8 | Politeness, for itwelf alone, is of About |fed Employee comes to him and Says| “the pedestal represented the figure 4 a are dealing with a lunatic mel ‘thet fy "1 aU feel nervous... with thet rook, here are my Initiale, N. @.: i @# Much Use in the World as the Cen-| ‘I've Been Here Too Long,” he Always|of a man with a powerrul torso, who ut how did you guens?” a only thi tate a ent Re money on me! I'm afraid of eome BBY Nicolay Dugrival!” j ary Plant! Acknowledges It At Once bore on his shoulders a marble slab the ,“! did not guess, I reflected. I Fo 160M aootdent.” And he at once, with a movement of } urface of which had been #o much raed a age on seins y wails but sou ven bag nett utter and you: How ‘Tor, clapped Jacket Fo ane re r ve could hardly dis- ruek, from. the. bi ALAR by. a a ‘ Sg tab tees And 1 can’t understand you. o tn th 3 3 » the hours. Above the slab ‘upid, Was gov y one pri taken t . isi) POOR A ES) BOS mut very ‘that's a place of luck! ® © © Bur, V i ‘ pire ere the ‘What n the diam aba i He shouklered his way through the Be tty Incen t s With outapread wings, inna an arrow oe usont ae ime, ao oe me “WOutts true and t @houNd unk have t Ail the sane, how on earth was it crowd. Nicolas Dugriva) @® lowed fm A that served as a gnom sorwati-a) Rin we Been ee ranoa” the hesitated, if T had to do with t would cena Po you know the for s moment with his Once the A d vice to L overs mitts wih anenivare ” three pictures Fig. of another deserinuon, “But 1 really ketboult wea we've got him iogkes wa Pray (hen tien tat'te Sead tone Reiae a Le , ” » eM #0: u t Q ve go! On és » ttle to one ai Oo av Then he aald: Later, in the gloom in which he HOrEY FOS th wretches And grumbled sonia WIN: Rik ana Wari age nde ae. +o “Somebody lend me a knife, please.” was struggiing, @ faint glimmer of in- now wort of Idiot that young inan-mervant wioin we dis the matter” son, If she has that touch of individ- loc! he neighborhood struck telligenco led him every year to the The Idem of appearing sud: jngt week Knew all avout It, didn’t “Ww : h eoom The Attractive Gir! | A clock tn the netx . nat we Whom have T the honor mar s® uality and distinction which we call two, At that exact inoment the shadow f the old garden; and the ip enevolent genius and amas» Gutrialt” OM Delungle, detectivetnepector 1 OW can &/ charm, #o wuch the better for her. But of the arrow was thrown upon the sun- amer jed him away from Kind would be enough to make Yes, aunt” said @ youth standing nave went to let M. Marquenne, the Birl make: she doesn’t need beauty nearly so much Ut dial along the line of a crack in the ie fa year at ne warne Peoeenls . af folly," beside her Es . a hig MMetatrate know." j herself at leh divided the glab very that Is to may, at twenty-seven m! e: ne wi olas Dugrival, his wife an ” Olas Dogrival went out with the ou ur meney etilit” asp Fy tractive to young AB ADA MOREE SAG QURIY Sf: SEMDAIRY. y in half. past five. Something must have acted great ae Sx magnith nephew Gabriel wore well known MR> jepector: and the two of the arted “te i; men? — | ‘The captain took the knife handed to on the disordered machinery of his monde How delighted the d ures at the race meotings, whe for the comminsary's office, eome @ie- “Why, ef course I have! he reptied. : ? om, write T love @ girl de- | Rim. And with the point very gently he brain in thin way, What wae the ai: heire must have been to full thelr regular frequent: m ulmost tance hehind the @rand stand, They inspector and I took good care, 1 In the first) os caiy, but a tow month We had wexan to scratch the mixture earty perior that con.rolled the poor Part of the contract every day rl fat, rel- were within Afty vande of tt when the Sesure yeu, Rot te let the érowd jeatle : Mie SO ee eee aan we ‘and moss that filled the narrow cleft. — madman's mente? Obvioualy, the Gnd buret into facnd man, whe lonkel ae If he knew Inenector wae accreted By & man Who OS ; consciounly| * iarre’ T wae the cause, but I have aimoat immediately, at a couple of Inatinctive notion of tine represented how to enjoy Ife 1 sald to him, hurriedly: He felt Me facket, gave o otified cry, to be af *Pclomized. She hasn't pted the inches from the edge, he stopped, ax by the sundial In the farmer-general's haven't heard? On, what a po nsayy tines, “Phe fellaw with the watch hae thrust hs hand into his pocket and be- Uncon+ Will you kindly advise me though his knife had enc: an pletures i Kut of the d'Ernemont face, and alwaya dreased Jaoed; We are on the tracks of @ Sn to stammer inarticulate syllables, scious, eelfeforget ' obstacle, inserted his thumb and fore "It was the annual revolution of the hetrat ¢ * @ Why, my dear fellow, on colored @il much the worse for Wear whole gang M Marquenne wants you While Mme Dugrival gasped, in dismay: ful ch T] I don’t see that you can do anything finger and withdrew @ @mall object earth around the sun that tht the next day worthy Captain Jean the neohew, quite young, slender, with to wait for him at the pari-mutuel and ‘What ts i? What's the matter?” ul charm if @i*| nore, ‘Phe situation is up to the girl, Wiich Ne rubbed between the palins of Charles d’Ernemont back to the gar niot had #0 many mortal en On pule features, dark eyes and fair and to keep @ lookout nh Stolen!” Bee: " ways the most the fourth tolen!* he moaned. "The docket hia hands and gave to the lawyer ata fixed date, And it was the earth's the very next day, the two lean sisters are booth. book © © © the @fty notes! ° powerful sort, On ’ Valandier, Something dally revolution upon tts own axia that and the fat ger anined an t 7 There was a crowd outelde the betting "It's not ¢ruel abe screamed. the other hand.) ‘F, W." writes: "I have known, took him from tt ata fixed A worth the i" sthe and Inspector Delangle mut- oi"? hould not hold herself loftily aloof,| young lady for three years, and durii rmous diamond, the sige iw to May, at the hour, ! for eee tered ” ! fg if she expected every one to wipe| that time have taken her to many f @ hazelnut and beautifully cut when the sun, concealed by ob. anily waa no n the patde ‘ * an absurd arrangement. pr * * © he's the man’ ee yp) the ground before her. Places of amusement. We both have _ The captain resumed his work, The ferent from thome of today, ce ‘ perwon Where pet tant left among the Waou am ft to look out for Bhe uttered absolute yells: next moment, a fresh stop. A second Heht the Passy garé Now did that ady ing fom? Just ys and stable lads, running back» That's just ke M. Marquemne!"? @ @ © J believe that the girl who attracts) quiet dispositions. Do you think that Gigmond, magnificent and brilliant @# this abe eun-dial was the symbol let him ave them hey'd soon show Ward anil forward between the stands He pushed aside a group of people | the right sort of men in the right| fact would interfere with ous married oe the first, appeared in sight, that te why I at once knew where him what was what!" and the part-mutuel who were crowding too close upon him; thousand fran: nort of way ts the girl who Is a nice, happiness? ‘And then egine a third and @ fourth. look." “Loulse d'Ernemont, too?" The Afth race was Just finishing. Dus "By Jove, one haa to use one's elbows * * © Thiet! straightforward, fric.lly, human per- 1 should think the contrary. Th a minute's time tollowing the esaala = “But how did you stile tie hour at "No, Louise @’Ernemont protested grival lit @ cigar. At that moment here and keep @ tight hold on one's ‘ . 4 e \