The evening world. Newspaper, October 16, 1913, Page 18

f t a - e Evenin ete FERS stor. - BOCASLIGHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Mudtished Dally Receps Guptay vy the Frese Publishing Compeny, Noa. 68 to the Post-Office at New York as Becond-Cinna Matter, The Evening|For Knglend and the Continent and atekes All Countries in t! ned ere recccocssmmessmoewenessoeNO, 19,049 | GIVE IT EVERY CHANCE. | O*: BIG WORRY of the New Haven Railroad rescuers is re- | moved by the action of the Meesachusetts Public Service | Commission in authorizing a $67,000,000 bond issue. An adverse decision on the part of the Commission would have been a hard blow to this corporation now valiantly struggling to climb out | of the hole into which greed and finance pushed it. No doubt the report of the Commission accurately voices the present feeling of New Englanders toward this great railroad that | tried to gobble up New England: “The sins and shortcomings of the | company in the past have brought about their own retribution. The | company haé received s stern admonition that it cannot proceed in defiance of law and public policy without the risk of disaster. We believe that this lesson will be heeded and that further recrimination | "pon the conduct of the company in the past can conserve no useful | purpose, but on the contrary is likely to increase the losses, already | sufficiently heavy, sustained by innocent stockholders, and to impair still further the transportation facilities so vital to business pros- rity.” . In the same spirit, now that the New Haven has learned its lesson, now that it has placed its fortunes in the hands of a railroad man like Elliott and turned for advice to # railroad specialist like Hadley, the wider public will be glad to see this once great system win back its credit and self-respect. May the New Haven be proof | positive, ae it has hitherto been proof negative, that the soundest maxim of modern railroad theory is: Be first and last a railroad. ——————— The Carmania seems to have proved that first come is not always first ald. | a WHY NOT? VEN « House of Bishops doesn’t seem to be able to agree E whether religion ought to be taught in the public echools. The Bisaep ef and the Bishop of Tennessce ecathingly denounce the absence of the religious element in genoral education. Bishop Greer of New York fears to make the schools eectarian, while Bishop Lewrence of Massachusetts declares th: church must altogether give up the ides of carrying on religious training in tho publio echools. : In deplocing the fact that 623,840 children in New York City are provided with no religions instraction in their day schools Bishop Gailor of Tennessee cays he is informed that “of the one hundred end four brive-takers who were convicted out in Ohio only eight had not been eduested fn the public ecliools,” from which he argues that “ankeas the public echools supplement the work of the Sunday schools the outlook fs not very bright in this country.” Instead of giving the sectarian question a chance to creep un- Didden into the disoussion by insisting upon the term “religious,” mightn’t it be pessible to start a public echool course in Citizenship, with epecial etress em Truth-Telling and Clean Conduct? Such a course would cover much of the ground about which the churches are meat eolicitous and would be one in which any church would find it Bard to pick holes, ——— 4 Benjamin Altema, merchant and benefactor. The city will not forget. ——— 7 LIFE LINES. Can You Beat It? @ 2x%¥th:, @ By Maurice Ketten LET'S CATCH A CAR BEFORE THE CROWD GETS tw. TWANT To SIT DOWN PLENTY oF SEATS. WIFEY. WHERE Do You, LiKe To SIT? ¢ World Daily Magazine. Thursday. October 16, 19137 ( RIGHTO ) LET'S HURRY JOHN , AND GET WE Tickets muage and efficiency engineer, “The ling {8 of the cod species, but actually it a @ gadold. In North Atlantic waters We find the Molva Vulgaris, #0 classed; but the same term of ‘ling’ Is applied, in the vernacular, to the burbot, the cultus cod, the eel-pout, the cobia and, in New Zealand waters to a prevalent type of ophidiold Ash—the Genyplerus Diacodes of the family of acanthrop- terygian fishes." N ALL DISCUSSION of the saving of life from the Volturno| “"™tHte tes Yart Brain Wantd,™ ©” | “What do you mean, such a dat with appears ecant reference to what The Evening World first] ¢¢ HAT for te It the Mttle sleigh : : pointed out as the most obvious question raised: If the Car- mania could get within one hundred feet of the burning vessel, why couldn’t lines have been thrown aboard by well-known life-saving methods and passengers promptly transferred to safety by means of the breeches buoy? Life-saving stetions in this country have specially devised guns that will carry a line 1,000 feet in ordinary weather and three-quar- ters that distance agninst a gale. An inventor who seems to have some knowledge of life-saving apparatus declares in a letter to the Tribune that “every soul on the Volturno could have boen savod by the breech-loading life guns used by the revenue cutters Snoho- mish and Acushnet with comparative safety to the passengers and entire safety to the rescuing vessels.” Surely not the least important lesson to be learned from the Volturno disester is the desirability of extending the use of the old- fashioned life line and the gun that carries it so that human beings may be safely transferred from one ship to another, even across sens that would swamp ¢ lifdboat. —_— oH ‘This being New York's asiden effort et impeaching a Go ‘ she ts naturally somve,flustored to get ft right, tical Letters From the Fcanle oer creature to die the better for the bell? asked Mr. Siavinsky, FSAAAAAAABABAAAAAAAARAALALAAAAABAAAAS Mr. Jarr Is About A Fine But Mysterious Present FISAAAABABABAAAAS “I mean it ie & anakelke fish,” said Mr. Dinkston. “Then say it without @ long conver- sation,” growled Mr. Slavinsky. “If I was to ry to say a fish was all them things my afms would get tired. But again I ask it, why is a little bell stuck to the @shing cord by the boat rai’ “We are fishing for a ling, as I explained,” remarked Mr. “it et @ dite it agitat the 1AM COMING Copyriah’, 1018, by The Pree Pov! FER marriage a ian out than to wear out, A If any man ever SHOULD make triumph @s a brand-new discovery, merely means, Dearie, that it seems \up in an old pair of slippers and the wife, a chilly wife or | Love ie that stage of paranoia in | generally “given up” by his friends. miserable, The only thing “eternal” about By Celia | £7.—Interior Decorating, | PNTERIOR decorating has become at | the present day @ recognized pro- fession with a widely extending field of work for the right man or woman. Its scope !s broad and includes not only the various details of furnishing and decoration, but often architectural de- tails of the interior of houses, such as arrangement of windows, fireplaces, | ae. | The person who wishes to take up this | Work must have an inborn artistic taste, an eye for color and a natural |appreciation of harmony as applied to \atylea of furniture, hangings and other accessories. He must have an instinct for the fitness of things. While it is true that some of these details can be acquired with experience, there must be @ natural bent in the direction of interior decorating at the start. Ability as a salesman ts also a very (4mportant qualification to possess and to Receive FAHSAAAAAAAAAAAAAS “Hush!" ered Gua, “All the noise you fellers make will scare the fish away. They just dropped the anchor and now the fish know we are here.” “I thought we were to go down the bay to welcome Ed Jarr home from and fair, TT lovely Cordelia, so winsorie Sits out in the fire escape tak- ’ i ing the air. Panama," satd Mr, Rangle. “But the | she's dressed for an outing in hobble captain says he can't leave the fishing skirt fine, banks to welcome steamers.” “Then it ain't our fault the ocean 18 any fnooming | and she waits for the shortstop of Finnegan's nine. She watches the shadows that glide to When @ man says reproachfully, “That seems so unlike YOU,” he How to Choose Your Occupation The Duties, Chances and Salaries in Various Lines of Work n# Co, (The New York Rrening World), love is a great deat more likely to rust love to a girl in a new way, no doubt she would feel like nailing a flag to him and going about waving him in so unlike the gilt angel which he hi | made in your {mage and fastened to a pedestal. . Comfort is a relative thing, after all: to one man tt means a motor- car, a yacht and vintage vine; while to another it is completely summed privilege of smoking ‘round the house. It'a the “sunny aside” of life which always attracts a man; a teary stormy wife, like bad weather, invariably drives {him off in search of a change of feminine atmosphere. which a man can't eat, becomes inco- herent fn his speech, has a sinking sensation in the pit of his heart and is | There are times in every modern woman's life when she has a primi- |tive yearning to be grasped by the hair and ordered about. It would take {eo much responsibility off her shoulders. | Success in love consists not so much {a marrying the one person who could make you happy es in escaping the many who could make you love is its eternal change. K. Hosik——— Copyright, 1918, by The Pras Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). often makes for success in interior dec- orating. The first-class all-around decorator is always @ successful gales- man. A man oay train Aimeelf for this work by taking up a course of etudy in interlor decorating. An excellent course In offered by the New York School of Fine and Applied Arts, Or a young nan may take @ position as & salesman in @ large store where opportunity will be given Bim to handle furnishings and hangings, By taking a course in interior decorating ag the! same time he can prepare himedt to become an interior decorator, By grad- ual advancement one may work atm- self Into the interior decorating depart- ment of @ large store, where all the opportunities for success are offered to the right person, ‘The pay of good interior decoraters varies greatly. The earnings range any- where from about §%) per week up to ‘$10,000 per year, Romance Up-to-Date By Eugene Geary. Oaprright, 1013, by The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York Eveatng Workd). ‘Tho lights on the bridge glisten glor- fously bright, But the shortstop !s making a long stop to-night. “His promise,” she murmured, “is only a fake, An’ it's sorry I am for refusin' Duteh Jake.” as he watched the more ex- Pert deep-seu fahormen of Gus's Dill Pickle Fishing Club get out their tackle on the deck of the ocean-going fishing excursion steamer, “You see it's thin anewered John W. Rangle, as te jabbed into the Anecdotes of the line through flahing for ling. “So I know, but what ts a ling?” asked Mr. Slavinsky. “Ite @ young coaf replica Mr. Rangle, heaving hie ead and line and baited hooks. “Ah, there you are in error,” spoke up Mr. Michael Angelo Dinkeston, heavy- weight champion of the English lan- Hits From Sharp Wits. Tf it 19 true, as reported, that the birth rate of Brooklyn is on the deciine the Sullivan's Singular Start. ARK SULLIVAN, whose clev character impersonations of mous stare were long enjoyed by variety audiences, broke into the show business in Boston thirty odd yeare ago in @ rather remarkable was playing at the old Howard. You haven't seen it in late yeara, I know. Hut you rme- member the acene where the old Irish woman undertakes to dance down all contestants? It was right there where there to be any fish. A feller was tell- got such @ wideness to it," sald Gus; and fro Now a dark mass of clouds hides the “and, anyway, If we ketch any fish We |r, their various ways on the sidewalk palo silver moon, can give It to Ed Jarr, Maybe where below. And they're singing “My Harem” tn he has been It is down too far for “Oh, why does that guy keep me walt- 3 saloon, in'," erled city seems destined to be robbed tho only thing for which it ts part! ularly noted, except the other conne ion of ite justly famous bridge, oe . ‘Mr, Guitivan first happened. fle was only a “aupe," or to be more elegant, © supernumerary, But when a fellow ‘‘mupe” offered to bet a good Ave-cent cixar—the best that much money could buy—that Sullivan would not dance against the lady from Erin's Tale, Mr. Sullivan at once set out to win that elgar. ae enough." to be becoming a very diMoult mat for a man to know just when he has struck the happy medium.—Philadeiphia Inquirer, female until she was ready to call quits, notwithstanding the fact that there were earnest entreaties from the ‘We the Retoor of Ths Drenkag Wedkd owner, I think the Indian's belief that | 9. tre tong ei re earaly over Feachs | ttachon of the stage and others for Where should 3 apply Ste tformation| we wil mest these noble friends on the |°* "M* head of hie business, him to desist, @bout the esheciship? jether side is a truly beautiful thing. | sany a photogr: Finally he 414, emldet the plaudits of Paradise fer Tired Wevees, ME. ON. |ioo% pleasant kno’ the audience, who didn't know of course ‘Be the Baise of Tho Evening Wert: Codarburst, L. L ° that young Mr, Sullivan was having 3 read thet old fire horses could be May 24, 1088, ‘A Judge has the daylights whaled out of him by cent to o certain farm ¢e pass their de! To to Editor of the Erening World umbrellas, William Dixon, the gas-man of the lining yeare in peace and plenty. I wane was Brooklyn Bridge opened to where house, for “breaking up the scene,” as have long heped that just this provision | tramic WILLIAM O'R, | opinion.<Macon Telegraph. he said. would be made fer ol@ fire horses Conditions tn Montreal? eee Mr, Sullivan returned to the same Could not the same thing be dene fo 9° sie eer of hp Brenig Weed That Kenosha man whose wife has|theatre five weeke later with Tony 014 police horses? After yeare of ser- pal 2 oe take @ position IN! yean made his jailer for two years| Williams as a member of the teain of vice in these two ‘aaparteoante ry bares oe py! legen tte See. saben): should be happy. ‘The sentence ix often | Williams and Sullivan, be yl —-—~<>— he ‘would not be eo. No Detter illus] Who have worked there as to the cont)" Me money Nowe, Wanted: Michael Angelo. tration of man's Sparasilode be faigoinl Pre Ong ab Ab) sine, aan What becomes of the things that we] gOHN T. STETSON wan antmals exists than tt ; herace are sold to junkmen, &c., to drag | dollar in New York City? Being a mar fay a 95 ue J ae eee te ae on New @ut a weary, miserable existence, jit-| ried man with family and good home! go many people Ike to find fault be-| York theatres, where during hig regine erelly dying by inches until Mesh and | 4nd & fairly good position in this city, 1] cause it requires neither intelligence nor enough stories were told of Nis tdio- Qleod can po longer respond to kicks} (printer by trade) am in doubt as to] effort, ayncrasies to fill an interesting volume. and blows. People Ggure that it is| what to do, I am told by some that ee On one occasion Mr, Stetson, coming Gheaper to ist an old horse starve to| the opportunities are greater for a live|’ Virtue that is worn as a cloak soon | into his office, observed that some artist death, for he can be replaced for # few | man in Canada than in New York City.|becomes thr: Albany Statelin the embryo had with the ald of a Galiom, 204 the lenses i tales fos the te Sie run soedeent GB ja tena 4 , 4 And he danced againat that Hfbernian | ,, Old-Time Actors By Edw. Le Roy Rice. (Author of “Monarchs of Minsirelsy, from Daddy Rice to Date,” etc, Copyright, 1018, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World). new wall paper in his sanctum, ‘Who did that?” thundered the trate manager. . “Oh, some Michast, Angelo!" replied son {n some astonish “Some Michael Angelo,’ other. Mr, 6tetson, thoroughly incensed, walked over to the apeaking tube, gave it @ loud blast to the party on the other end sald lend Michael Angelo up here at onc ————__—_ It Happened in Monticello. F course there's more than one O Monticello, Thin one happened Tt was in 1890 when Carroll Johnson had a pite in Beau Brummeling in minstrelsy and showed ua that he was ever without his sable repeated the to be in Florida, Johnson was playing in the “Falries’ Well; and of course he was hero, The lady her's name was Eunice Beresford (in the play). the drama was ene showing Farrell's Pool, which dience saw throug’ arent ci i Montie shy on up-to-date ehting nd Myr. Johnaon ested the use of aw reflector to bring out the proper effect A colored gentlemen, known as Sam, brought the desired reflector; but It didn't even how enouh to satli fy; and he t do a thing but mi & short cut acroms the stage with additional light, much to the amuse- ment of the audience, but not to Mr. Jonnaon, What you mean,” sald the \king out in the front “They didn't see me." of the audience’ sald Sam, Mr. Johnson sternly pointed to the transparent drop. “Doggone,” sald the darky, "Why didn't you tell me it wae @ade of laine ieset” z = z = 3 3 3 FA 3 ing me there ain't any fish at the South | , ‘ Pole Decause that's at the bottom of| Tt he don't the world and the fish all fall out of the water.” “There's the boat your friend {s com: quick, T'll git square on him, The evening wears slowly and every- thing's st ing home in!" cried the captain of the Save the rush of the “growler” adown fishing boat, pointing to & steamer Charen tilt coming up the Jersey coamt, ® 407M ay, sunkman ip taking @ short bilssful miles away. nap, “Wave to him!" cried Mr, Slavinaky. “Holler to him this ts us fishing here” So, with one accord the Dill Pickle Fishing Club commenced to shout and to wave thelr hate at the far away boat from the Caritbean Sea, At the same inatant all the Httle bells on the fishing lnes commenced to tinkle and all the fishermen began to haul up at once. A fine big fish appeared above the surface, but by this time every line over the side waa tangled by the efforts of the fishermen and the stroggien of the fish, no that no human being aboard could tell to whom the fish rightfully | belong Mr. Slavinaky claimed It) ,, the most voclferously, but hie clatm | waa not allowed. “The thing to do,’ give the fish And the lceman Is feasting on luxury's i She Gave It Away. WOMAN wants to get rid of her husband's old clothes in the spring and he wants sare sdout five auite in case he goes fish. ever gore fishing, but he hates to part with clothes, and Mm, Wombat were having the annual jve away this old suit, dear, It's a Gus, solemnly, ad. Jarr because A fish Is a better it to eo ant {@ wear th fishing in.” “Not this suit, -Kansaa City Journal, eee Wisdom of the Kiddies. ‘This la @ drees sult, dear.” present than a cause you cou can't eat a gold cane.” “But a fish can be ornamental as well as all yu" suggested Mr. Dinkaton. ‘an be stuffed and | mounted @ decorative ished oak | course, Connected with # religious fustivutiey in a cer tain elty, the Congicasman plaque on @ grain Poard, for any dining room, Can't you take all the food out of nd eat it and then atuff the ed Mr. Slavingky, who 4 nto be @aten first and ol rved afterward. This was agreed to, and as this soll- | ry ling was the only fish caw waa taken back to Gus's pli the greatest wars hav. these ware and their ca taterest. “Eittle Causes of Big Ware" ‘Weslt, Oot, a his frie for him, to asignalize their happiness | Os Bia cate roture. LITTLE CAUSES OF BIG WARS By Albert Payson Terhune. Did you know that a pail of lard once caused = conflict that raged for many mouths ang cost thousands of lives? Or that ge bride started one mighty war? ang that © saub administered by » pretty ot only educatio: «his volee? there, How she'd tangle her hand In @ leck of his hair, “Oh, where Is my lover?" the lonely one cried, “Is tt whore i yer loafer?” her mother If sho knew re} I “He'll not be goin’ wid yes to-night I'l! go ball, For he's to the wolld full iv Casey's mixed ale.” Nut @ eipgle new artic! in aight “Come hero a minute, Wille,” said od the ai Tgive you $5 to bay them?” “bat you told bt beet to wi { it In any way we fo wo gave it to the umpire,""— phia Telegraph, ae The Last Hope. . Far out (clinging despairingly to the elde of Stewagdt Stewand"* A this whip as waseetight gate @runken man's texted another? Some of The stories of but of fascinating "o Bvening wil begin im Moi