The evening world. Newspaper, February 22, 1913, Page 8

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THE EVENING WORLD, SATURDAY, FEBRWARY 22, 1913. _ 4 An Alienist Will Charge You $5,000 to Tell You if You’re Crazy; J | Go to the Cubist Show and You’ll Be Sure of It for a Quarter a | 1 + “No Imagination Outside the Psycho-' pathic Ward of Bellevue or the Con- | fines of Matteawan Can Conceive Without Actually Seeing It What a Cubist Picture Is Like.” Taking a Bath tn Pink By Nixola Greeley-Smith. the “Finvre Molasves Surrounded by Centipedes.” i JOU would have to pay an al fet 95.000 to find out if you are 0 words In the Engli#h Ianguaxe and | no combination of words are adequate crazy, but if you will @o to : the Cabiet exhibition you may | {2 deeeribe these Cubist pletures, about be sure vou are fore quar, | Which We have heard wo much, If you ter, Oh frabjous day », Callay fed etudied geometry they may aug. on 1 nave De est to you a be the work of his brain and ant He | Blanes and angles and paralletoptpedy and will be on exhibition untit Marci 16] |" belleve that m must have | fn the Sixtycninth Ragiinont Armory at { Orikinated in the brain of @ professor of aatapion avenue mathematics suddenly atricken with street, where the pose the post impressionists and eome regu-| There is one ploture up in the Armory lar artints and sculptors are showing | Which looks like @ pile of ehinglen that examples of thelr work, hed been struck by Mghtning, It ha For the last two or three years in New| the tones of lieht wood and nowhere York we have been hearing about these |!n it {s there any suggestion of human Cublets, But no tmagination outside | or animate life. The name of this mas the paychopathic ward of Bellevue or|terploce is “Nude Descending @ Stair- analian dance of atone knew, ‘Thia is a study of three horribly {ll-formed women on what perhaps a beach, One of these ladies is offering the other a Dutch nosegay, one of the sort wherein twenty different flowers are built into a neat mound, with a little paper frill around it like the railing about a grave; but there are no frills around the ladies nor on them. They look slike the drawings done by bad schoolboy on a slate or a The other day an altitudinous Scagen Gy Bog CHANLER , MENT GY MOS 1).CHAPMAN and ‘The other day an admirer of Cublam explained to me that it is not intended to represent objects but to depict the emotions they Inspire, that it is a sort of artistic shorthand which the initiated read as easily and with as muoh delight the confines of Matteawan can conceive, | way." ‘There is no stair there 18\ us the wkilled musician brings to the in MATISSE remarked of an impressionist without actually seeing it, what a}no nude, there in in fact nothing save! terpretation of Heethoven, This may at His BEST exsionist, I believer: ‘ Cupiet picture Is like, Having seen one, | what might be « jot of shingles or un-|he Having Just come from the. april 1 BEST LAA) eh Agger 4 already an old master.” M explains him, at least to persons ke me, who believe there are men alive to- |to believe anything just now. If you! gay who can paint as weil and draw want to be a post Impressionist the Arst} 4 jot petter than any of those old thing to do js to paint yourself an alibi. fellows. It ts @ noteworthy fact that every one of these famous post impressionists Can) 1, 1. crazy 1 must Impart that the paint when he tries. To prove It tO YOU | Vineping among the impressionists and he shows side ty sido with something | \itinnressioniets today aro or were jit_the later manner—for instances 1 -amed Cezanne, Matisse and Van Gogh, woman whose neok Is green and who| named Cesnane, Sate on “aleciples has six fingers and @ blue splotch 9) an you need to do ts to pause before ® jone side of her forehead, as if she hat) jiniie of color that looks as though just had a little family diMculty—an-! the artist had t y tube ef pale other picture, charmingly drawn, beau- Lid Wag Ae orrow: atid) acmnOBNES Deing tn fact haunted by @ doten frantic | painted door panels on a jag. Persons or more frantic canvases, all I can eay | stand before this thing for @ quarter of to hi thi is or 1 fo that the mext time the baby bullds|/an hour at @ time, Home laugn, others ioverything “Mank te Na aa fe Waa his blocks into @ nice castle and then| look solemn. Now and then aomebody|the beginning, without form and vold | knocks them down you must have the|eays “What do you think of it?" and 7 " he i And unless yo a very atrong mind: | arte with a allly grt oar taseand TPhede areca serene ccmcet ct | enather saowere “t don't know what tofea and balanced person you will come |chasiog one thumb after the other ex: : ssp fun vinedaatedLdipke out of the paychopathio ward of the | claim as I did “When I catch this they LOLA LL LL LLL LOLS LLL SSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSeseeeesenes Ay KNg to let me oul—" Yet out of the wreck of sanity T rise to say th's, “Mr. Mayor, Apologize to Greenwich Village!’’ “If you Intend to visit the exposition at the Armory and wish to be exclusive 9 HERE was a mass meeting in the) “So, this is Tammany Hall?” . of the Cubist pictures I am not prepared To those persons who think It's great ! to meet Jim's bulldog, Judge Corrigan, }4nd rub elbows with the financial elect back room of Max Pause's Old| Among thone to whom invitations were | who can atand Up against the strongest} ¥OU must go between 10 and 12 In the Farm Hotel, on the eastern | *ent to attend the indignation meeting | stream the men of Engine No, 72 can{ Morning when the admission fee Is $1. voundary of Greenwich Village yester-| Ws Robert W. De Forest. Hoe wes not | send against him from the fire house} !f you wish simply to see the pictures Fiat NULCE he ey day afternoon to draw up a demand | ¢ But Alexander MoCtellan, who|and go back at them again. Why, iff 80 later and pay 2% cents, You would i fully painted—the artist's alibi—ahish it upon a d . kasp thre to Gov, Sulser that he summarily or-| W8# curator of the Old Grapovine saloon | he could be perwuaded not to make any } have to pay an allenist several thousand ZOOMING cais aloud to you in his name, “YOU, times and exclaim, * der Mayor Gaynor to go to night echool at Eleventh atreet for ¢wo generations, | broak» like bd one about not hearing § 4°llars to pronounce you sane or insane jthink I'm crazy? Well, I'll sd kl ed If you prefer to take up the cone iil to study geography. His Honor (eome-| 70ve his place. of Greenwich Village we might take him{ —Whichever you might happen to want CLOWN ‘ you that Tam not, Just look at this." o* mania stop before a Picabla. ‘And you do look at it and you feel Ike | catatorue will tell you which Is which, a drowning man when he gets tho first des the studies in paranoia, which lgiimpse of a rescuer, Then your €aZe) 474 supplicd by the foreign: talent, the [enitts from the alibi to the masterpiece] armory exiibit has some extraordiiar- t falla, perhaps, on “The Blue! yy peautiful examples of American Fs Wom by Matisse, a nude whien} painting and s¢ re. Refore they ring bears the title EUL J | gaggesta that a washerwoman has fallen | for the ambulance look at the screens by | into the bluing intended for the clothes | joert Chanter, the sculptures of George It also suggests that a little siarch | Rarnard, Robert Aitken, Joseph David- m: have helped a lot, the naked | gon, the beautiful animal pieces of At- oman is so fat and Mabby. Or perhaps |thur Putnam of California, and then, 13a ‘s shift to another picture which | unless these restore your mind, let them has called “Luxury"—why, ne lead you on to a padded cell, “Our Mayor is xlways complaining,” | around to a club night of the Hoboken} !t—but you may settle this Mttle point Toridact meceat went @o far at &/ ne eaid, “that sweet philosophy and|Turtle Cluh or the Original Hounds.¢ ®>solutely for @ quarter by visiting the urbulent moment as to speak of him | generosity and sympathy have vanished | But he has wot to Ko to night school} Cubist room at the Armory. as “that old rubber plant from Fiat-|from New York along with police graft. | tir i There are, of course, Cubist sculptors bush") got up at @ church meoting in|I say wo appoint a committees to ask | On motion of Loole the Hatter tt was? # Well, Two blocks of marble touching PALPEL West Eleventh atreet the other might | him to come over twice « week to show | voted to ask the Rev. Percy Grant,}each other are entitled “The Kies.” A and brazenly admitted that be had| tim Greenwich Village and its folks; to| Thomas Fortune Ryan, President F. W.} portratt study of an ver heard of Greenwich Village take him to Jake Liquori's place where | Whitridge of Third Avenue Rallroad} “A Muse.” But lef us pasa on to the ul sesoutiys od Said it with all the) he may meet Mr. Henry Caruso on off|and former Assemblyman Richard Cott} next ward, where, ladies and gentlemen, | <u ac pit e ore te Ladera nights of the Opera; to take him to|to watt on the Mayor and Imbor with} you behold the works of Cezanne, | hie Arst 5 aioe goblengen ore ol /Ceanet's to mest Bonesy the| him for his own betterment, pending} Picasso, Matisse and Van Gogh (Do not eal Doaceaey pied er, Rever struck against any-|the answer of the appeal to the} feed or annoy the ammais!), genus post r racy by ing: ‘body except himself; to Jim Ackerman's ' Governor. impressionists, I believe; but I am Hable TAIRS IN ‘your eye’ Matisse Jeeeococoweweweooecooc ooo coecescs “I’m a New York Dog and Proud of It,” Says the Blue Ribbon Dalmatian; cs “I Run Ahead of Your Fire Horses and New Yorkers Call Me ‘Mascot’” 's Buckboard. Puppyhood and am ecrawny, but fromyof the siren as the Fire Chief's red —_: Jacob Ruppert, Princess Nan her name ;name—the poet's—was Beranger. ‘The| of the class of my owners, They are brisket to belly I am all lungs, for| machine tears through the highways, : pas cash [greatest of living writara—Macteriinck—| aristocrats of course, Every man wae (Wisner of the Bive bn the elece for hrough the highways 1s 18 valued at G00 as ta veeete of the soul of my kind, the souljcan hold tho love and respect of a mation running is my business in life, In| the sunsets showing between the nar-| 6 * ” ° 0 novice and am sporting | @2S!and they used to call me a pwi-| row cross atreots and the dawn strike I Am the Breed of the Fire Dog, Says Wind- srhe Lawson bulldog that tried to beat{of a dog, When Tobit sent his son} dog is an aristocrat, 1, unfortunately, ding dog, because my coat is alljiug the castern facades of the sky- » “ q i ol a Cl ion Prince | Tobias on a journey of great import-| cannot trace my ancestry back to the the loos of the arent | Soetklod “over with black spoter In| scrapers I belong, ae weet vere wa,| Aolme’s Buckboard. “Many Isthe Life of Child | ot my ola triend champion Pitta: Lancer charming him that he should[dox that followed Toblas, ecausa to ae im dog shows I am sutered'an a| "The fremen love. ma, snd my Der " intel Jet his eyes rest upon human| produce me the dog show people blend- ‘or—wil! TI little Japanese spantel |never Ie! ners| Gog. In dog shows T am entered-an a| it. The Bremen iove me, ani my ven | OF Peddler We've Saved on Your Streets. There Ian iittle Japanese, speci! |aevery ‘without trying. to felleve it or| ed a poltter doz—m Hunting Brute=with jew York i) stir you and! 4, tian, but there are five million| beloved of all the human beings on 2 West Eighty-seventh street that 18] upon distress witout Frylae te alley fe bull Eis, a bite tat has lungs, aad red lew Yorkers who call mo “Mascot."|carth is my boss, who alts atrapped iba in| upon ‘astross without tring, to, alley he bul teres & brut that ee lungs so “i know. 01 y cous! worth more than her welght In 6 d 4 et ent in ta “noble. branch of fay | smoke, ma Bie 5) tat tee calitie heared ‘ot ese Ry fast atinaisstanek wearin toa left) otro are at least @ hundred dogs nere [Bible, followed him, and the ible tells | out of a cross breed and the bar siniater ae mat: Dreed that “run cy of Tny|#moke making a great and knightly | sry breed is expected to bound out of | and oll wection downtown and hiv driver| that would average six hundred dollara|that he came back to his blind father} © wind. Therlore 1 am & part of New gpg vey ypu etsy Of the fire| plume behind his engine. J am the} ihe engine house and clear the way|used the scaling ladders to return and|each at @ sale and at least two hun- with the son safely. York and my breed is your mascot, ie i, preny rees when the engines, trucks -ribbon novie For a run ahead of the h “gad hove 016 my oe B-codpae dy on bea and bai) id ee Ae, Ce na more] ff the horses and the apparatus. |get him. My cousin was burned to the| dred that Would command ae ia pide regal Mee creck a ate icabanta Suen cetania eget mallee Rave the making of 81 Ouscs in answer to an alarm, "| dogu in this show thet ie closing, and| After We wét the sidewalk clear thenjraw in spots but he didn't jump, for) hundred-doller Ngure, elther pov satiaily | of 1913 A. D.—not B. C. I know this| blaze I'd given my new blue ribbon moe. Jam just out-of my s, and! we run ahead and give warning at the|/he saw his friend coming back to him,|!n# or breeding. We are essentia 'y : Do you get met I am a New York| they range from the hugest and kind-| crossings, scattering people right and|climbing slowly up the hot wall, jike| high class and our pedigrees are well ®from hearing it spoken by the people and my right ear, 00g ond am peent of tt Meat Saint Bernard to the ttle two-|jert. Many 1s the life of child or tred|a spider, ‘His boss” *l looked after before we come Into the I am just as much a part of New| pound “Beautiful Lady," a Mexican spider, His boss's face was blistered peddier, pushing his wares, that wel but they got out of it alive, world, but there isn't @ one of us that have eaved by whooping it up as wel The more than one thovsond dogs in| !# not a friend of the human breed, and run and whirl in our running 80 that|this show are valued at more than a| Having that love for humankind makes we may keep tabs on everything in| quarter of a million, It is a lot ot| it Worth while all the restrictions an the way of the oncoming engines. money for a houseful of dogs, per-| 40% Discults that we mutt sae ace At the fre the duty of my breed ts tol haps, but the dos give back fidelity, ih emt money that counts with » dog watch his bose, the driver. ere 1s| affection that never swerves and a . f Srey Gas (as Coan oF may Kite and Kin} ganger and the fire 1s big and the boss| homage that only a dumb croature can| Wrote about sharing, bin legy Bese or th the Gey of taeltng alone Aes is called to muster for hazardous duty| offer another creature that has been| >re* 25 roads, in Fngland or® betwern en, | the driver's mascot follows at his heels | given a volco to utter the fulness of colonial settlements in America when | Hi@ €0¢@ into the bullding, and when the | the kindness within him, ‘That little this country was younger, But when |#moke is too heavy he puts his nose} handful of dog called “Lady Beautiful” down Into puddles of water and drage| would ‘ring $1,600 if sho was on the from {t enough oxygen to keep him| market, but her mistress would not sell alive, but he never leaves his boss—|her, and if she did sell her the heart of and his boss never leaves him, I have] the poor little brute would break, The ‘ relatives in the Fire Department and I! fine Great Dane over there, owned by York City as the old Brooklyn Bridge, | Chihuahua, so tiny that if she were to ‘the Battery, the oki Arsenal in Central | @ttack me and apring on my shoulders Park, the mounted police, the great,|I would raise my off hind leg and tugsing, tireless fire horees, the scream| scratch her free from my body as I would a pestiferous flea. My breed has been long out of fashion the world ia m\\\ PECHILI-OFLLENROS, Poe ag , . : = . : 4 é Xe S i A we as Wane Dog Show ee Up-to-the-Moment Winners of “Best in Their Class” in New York’s Great we