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~The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday. February 22, TOTTIE,BE.MY TOT TIE, REMY GURL, THERE ISNT ANY USE; Tortie, 1 GOTTA GURL AN’ WHEN DuRL AN’ WHEN AN; WHEN 1 GET BiG, OF SAYING ANY THING THENTATBE MY J GET IGT Witt ] DET TRIG Tu Bu 1ti Buy'you AN AUTO MORE TRECAUSE|MONEY URE SAN Weawite oo! You AN AuTO FOR FOR A MILLION DOLLARS | DOESNTIGO ANY HIGHER RUNLAN BUY Goopy' FOR A HUNDRED j A THouTHAND THAN AQMILLIONT DOLLARS) LLARS? The Jarr Family By Roy L. McCardell. Copyright, 1913, opr The Ida Greeley-Sm A Human Washington By Sophie Irene Loch, OTe Nae York tect Wenn ©. ROM the time when you and I en- F tered the kindergarten © to the present day political ensemble of the Many-are- called-but-few-are- B ith The Cubist Mother Goose { x2222xc.,} by ‘The Prew Publ York Evening Wo MR. JARR FOR ONCE WON’T BE THE GOAT. $6] Peeve quite understand your hing Co, proposition,” said Mr. Jarr. In “big business’ the word “proposition cov- ers every form of obtaining the money of others without using vio- lence. Mr, Samuel Shot- well Slurk, cable address “Slur k: shot,” pursed hi lips. “Can't you see wo desire to make A promoter'’s trust?" fi sores he asked. “It we can finance a United Promoters’ Coinpany, and fit up an entire palatial skyscraper ae a mag- % pilocsrshdbeupetionda mean general offices| “Where are you going, my pretty maid?” —‘we could put these cheap desk-room ‘m ahiking to Washington, sir,” she said. George ton has been the sum ands sub- ance, the alpha and omega, the last word on the Subject of patriot fem. George Wash- ington epells Pi ériotiam, In other words, #0 closely has the mantle of Jove wrapped the Father of His Country in {ta cloudy folds and so dassiingly has the Sword of Mars flashed before auc- ceeding eyes that the world has been bew!ldered in viewing him ag if Re were Dickery, dickery—shocking! & statue of some mythological hero. The mouse ran up the stock When all ts sald and done, this man Old King Cole was a merry old soul; She captured the pipe, and she shattered the bowl, . And she fired the Fiddlers Three, really did not spend his entire ‘existence * Cerone ape out of ee aaa ir,” she said, “sir,” she said. (“Votes for Women.”) Ce rere eo" (bd ee fe HadITePA vO bs . Ain; cutting down cherry trees or receiving “Wouldn't put a cent in it!” sal ir. " He called for his pipe, and he cal for his bowl, the swords of conquered enemies. He Tare decisively, Toba ierattee Sou TeraaL 10 Old King Cote is a sulky old soul, In colors gay, he wae stitched Joi homenta of LIVING, of LAUGH. “Well, I had it on good authority that] “Nobody asked you, sir!!!" she said. And he called for his Fiddlers Three, that way, TBR, of SYMPATHY, of GOOD FEL. Mr, Jarr had ample financial resources,” | “Sir!!!” she said, “Sir!!!” she said. (Bure button?) O, @ terrible Grouch is Hel And the clock was on the | LOWSHIP. Cree er ee © gal® Glurte. ised Pe neainr tts cela But Young Queen Cole was a firm young soul; For he mourns for his ragtime, his pipe and the ragtime, stocking. Naira eae Ae pls Breed ih “ . i enitea | fv are m », air, ‘ i E é man Pat afialgoarbe ee can latoant bis “girtl!" she said. (On to Washington!) 0, @ rigid young soul was She, That never again may be, Dickery, dickery—ahocking! mowed down and he powerless to aid them—the man who, with the same firm hand that guided the oar across the Po- ¢, gently @ulded his domestie af- Jungle Tales fairs at Mount Vernon, looking cagefglly A to the DETAILS of agriculture, Bhe for Childreny [ri ixiva of saves and the welfare By Farmer Smith, of a household, It 1s also chronicled that the human Washington had his faults, and we in United Shoestrings.” “IT am speaking of the United Shoe- strings Vending Company,” explained Mr, Slurk, “You have often noticed Hedgeville shoestring peddlers. You see hundreds Of shoestring peddlers lined along the Editor curbs of our main thoroughfares. You ee have often asked yourself: ‘How do By John L. Hobble Beauty Secrets of Famous Women By André Dupont * cr 11, te The is bale ce these men make a living? I never see en Copyright, 1013, by The Preas Publishing Co, (The New York Kvening World), fun rays and thus preserved tho fairness of thelr sking. write Ne Yor resing Wortil: ©" rather iike him the better for the flery them sell anything? Copyright, 1913, by The Prem Publishing Co, | hey also had anothe tomper whioh permitted his soulto lee “They MUST sell shoestrings, how- (The York jrening Word), THE BATHS OF CLEOPATRA. becoming pinkish flesh color, This was by bathing with opobalsamum, which has eocoanut tree one afternoon tsten- Late ‘ in wrathful indignation againgt attacks him tn such words ferated and ay by which they ‘bleached their complexions to a J BMMY MONKEY sat on top of « ever," Mr, Slurk went on, “for they DO} live, Everybody wears shoestrings. + Millions of shoestrings are manufac- also been called the mentioned in the Old T Naud resin whte talm of Grand Cairo, and {# supposed to be the baln ing to the Jungletown band, when tament. ‘This balm, or ointment, was made of a wort of | all of a sudden from out of the alr was of a whitish cream color and had @ strong, aromatic} came a little shriek, Looking down be yuch ex. Indecent terms peeling last Sunday and lost his spent as long a time arranging their hair and tn trying to improve the balance and his membership in complexion as does any modern belle. And they had quite as many ENRY KIRK stepped on a banana Viet is not new, It is as old as the world, The beauties of ancient days care \e ‘ tured yearly. Our plan {sto put up slot | the church, — artificlal aids to the toflet. sinell slightly resembling that of a lemon, It was enormously expensive and|Jow he saw Mr, Baboon hitting Mr. Gutvalidec ates 5 psthgh di pocket."’ a mechines in towns and cities, perhaps HEN David Craum is confronted False hair was worn in Egypt in 6,00 B, C, False teeth, filled with gold] could, therefore, be used only by rich people. irate with his trombone; and thel and again, the commdén trend of the H at country crossroads, all over the W with a bill he won't put up have been found in the tombs of men The method of Mand was very much upsef. Mr. Ele-i everyday human is evitenced in his GRMAISY. S000 dae A Sali 66 Wh neato: anything but an argument. and women who lived hundreds of phant was standing on @ tittle hilt! wriggling his tal! and trying to keep| time with the tune, “Keep quiet! Keep quiet!" shouted Mr. Léon, who was playing the base drum, “Don't you know that Mr. TY 19 going to play the flute tn a little | application was to years before the period from which We} run {t into the face reckon our dates. And in the same country boxes containing rouge and)ang arms for three paints to blacken the eyelids and|y chty and not wash lashes have been discovered that are| i: of until the third thousands of years old. ‘Truly, vanity] gay, when it was changes little through the ages. The most famous queen of this ancient land, Cleopatra, ‘that old ser-| means of a steam pent of the Nile,” as she was called, had| path something very her scented baths, her perfumes and| much ike the mod- lotions for the skin and her sweet! orn Turkish tat! smelling pomatumsa for the hair, She|Cjeopatra ix said to understood as well as any woman whol have rub) it all ever lived, and far, far better than} over her body. But statement which might be credited to a Prenent day Mayor of New York: i “If the Government and the officers of [it are to be constant theme for news- paper abuse, and this, too, without con- descending to investigate the motives of the evidence, it will be impossible I “Ha, Hat" said Jimmy Monkey, “it|oncetve for any man living to manage Mr. Tiger is going to play the flute, |the helm or to keep the machitie golng.”’ then T guess I'll make @ little more} Though he had the unique advantage maine, of beginning his administrative career 80 he grabbed @ cocoanut and slid) #* & President wiqhout a party, tt did down to the base of the tree. not take long for those tlwera of the Everything was quiet again and Mr. | Political wilds to attack him=the man ‘Tiger stafted 20, play @ tune on his|*!0 had founded FREEDOM fn th you put a nickel in the slot, Do you — realize the profit would he 600 per cent?” M"= PLANK says that a woman and over the neck Mr. Jarr said he didn't realize it. should always know where her “Well,” said Mr. Slurk, “there {s one husband is going, 80 ehe won't shoestring peddler to every ten thousand | "meet him by accident. of population in the United States. We — ‘would replace them with a million slot THF less there is in a balloon the Machines throughout the country. This smaller it gets, and the less there ‘would entail a capitalization of $5,000,000, is in a man's head the larger it For each machine, in ten thousand lots, | Sets. would cost $5 each. —_—- “We haven't formed our company M« PARKS says that the only removed from the and we must all keep very quiet’ pores of the skin by yet," admitted Mr, Slut. ‘But if you way she ever gets anything new wilt adyance us $10 we could get is to brag on her husband's gen- nome stock printed and sell it on the] ¢rosity when they have company for ve would Bay, 000,000 | dinner, most, the arts of 1 uty. Tradition] then she ha ef ito, Just in the middle of it Jjmmy | New World. So that we find him saying: ten cents a share, UD PORK disputed his wife's word arily good looking, Yet, so great was] at her command. A right fn the middle of the buss drum, pidhegitoeyy that the people, not always “We will leave $1,060,000 worth of O yesterday, but the doctors say he her cleverness that all men thought! preparation of the “Boom !"* phlei eanenny: misted, must often stock in escrow till we sell enough tof ~~ Will | her the fairest and most charming of) same resin, called Mr, Lion jumped two feet in the air | fee! oe they can act right. But then = er stopped play’ vila of this nature seldom fall to work ay your $10, or you could take $50,000 =) her sex. Whe Balan oe and Mr, Tiger stopped playing the fute | evils o In stock for’ your. $10 cash advance.| “Five dollars? eskea Counsellor Mc- Even #0 great and sedate a person] Mecca,” tw in use in eo eee EEE earl ragld y Meanie Ba nae to be lamented, 4 After which @ per cent. of the shares |Glew. as Julius Caesar, over whose commen-| the harems of Tur- opel Sheas’ siete ot) ret ren aw that ppl ped gate would go to myself as promoter, and 10] Mr. Jarr shook his head. taries generations of schoolboys have} key — and Perata vhs seul Guae takes oe se weonpaphiosn So 4 per cent. to Counsellor MeGlew and Mr.| ‘Well,’ said Mr, Dinkston, “lend us groaned, and who tn the midst of his| to-day and gives the 14 hig a ely? ‘each him Jimmy | them seasonably are not attended to be- to the top of the cocoanut tree, | fore they suffer In person Never mind, said Mr, Elephant, | and In reputation. “we'll put sumebody on guard so as to} That he was able to MEET these dat- ‘op Jimmy up there all night talions of pen and sabre and at th i When the sun went down Jimmy |same time study the quality of bis por THE THRONED CLEOPATRA Monkey was still at the top of tree] tatoes, evic 8 one strong trait in the Dinkston for interesting you. ‘That|car fare to get to Wall street, We'll Political successes, found time to revise} complexions of the in Interest ‘would leave % per cent. of the stock to|take it up with the Interests, CLEOPATRA ANDANT ONY ihe calendar, succumbed at once to her | inmates a lovely sell at 10 conts on the dollar, ‘The| And Mr. Jarr came graciously across, | wiles when he led his victorious troops into Egypt, And did not Mark Antony} uioom, profits would be enormous on the atock| However, he watched after the mag-| gladly lose both his provinces and his life for her sweet sake? On of alone! Wo need cash, however, Can|nates and saw them stop in a cafe.| The coloring of the Egyptian ladies of high rank was not darker than that of| waa aneth« you advance $10" And, so far, ‘the Interests’? have not! the brunette type of our own race, and some were even lighter than this, The! tifler used by almonds 1 a afte degked and begged Mr. |hu Av ow a Pathe “Nothing doing!" said Mr. Jarr dects-|had United Shoestrings brought to their| common people, by exposure to the trople aun, were often burt p brown.| Heyptian ladies to keep the skin smooth and free from wrinkles, And this In| Hiphate tee hens onan aed Os | nian naive moe a8 TH Fa Nee ively attention, But the Queen and the women of the court protected themselves from the fierce! one of the chief Insredients of some nf ony went tie, ; ntry, And that trait” 4 used complexion specifies, Not Like Any Story By Edgar Rice Burroughs ne Now, don’t you ever do that again." ! versatility, ) : That You Have Read Copyright, 1912, by Frank A, Munsey Co.) but remarkable to him, But he was in- morning after they dropped an- a rubber roller and @ few snowy white either . is SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, customed to hunting ble game. once more in his Jungle regalia and was the part played by Anger-prints in Sduceging a rop of onto the official. “But the science has not pros officer. be there gazing out ypon the busy’ throng Incidentally he had won ten thousand carrying spade, set out alone for the this fascinating science. slums te ad tt buck th with grosaed sufficiently to render Jt exact answer to his ilfe's riddie lay in beneath, each wrapped in his own nein francs, for D'Arnot insisted that he keep amplitheatre of the apes where lay the = "But of w lue are these tm- rupher roller until the entire sure enough in sich matters. 1 should hate y marks. thoughts, ‘Alice dies A bend of apes led hy their Ht all. treasure, aske n, nen after a nt ae tiame was oovered with & to trust Its findings further than to dif. tense nerves he sat leaning — “It takes some time to compare finger- Korchak. invade, the cabin and kill Grey, ‘This was a very important item to Late the next day he returned ve years the lines upon the fingers “piace the fou aur thet forentiate between jndividuals. n his chair, but suddenly he prints,” thought d’Arnot, turning to look Se huat bese killed adonts Tarzan, who was just commencing to ing the great chest upon his shoulders, are cntirely changed by the wearing hand on the lawn, anne asid’ 16 tae oF A Sone uialy. Gennite and dropped back, smiling. At the police officer, own, leaving the ‘ead ‘ag, Tealize the power which lay behind the and at sunrise the Little vessel was Out of the old tissue and the growth D'Arnot vw the tun y ORR ABAQ world pro! D'Arnot lo at him in surprise, To his astonishment aw the of- cradle. oT. is known to ‘the apes as ‘Tar yum ad identical Mnes upon all ' fle { iu") Me “gros tov maniond, Mttle pieces of metal and paper which worked through the harbor’s mouth and of new?” right. Now place them in. J And st im very d 1 dea u furwet that for twenty years the Acial leaning back in his chair hastily vere land near 1% always changed hands when human be- took up her northward journey. “The dines never chang repile pine position up : la Gumersprint wills 1 body of the bhi 4 who mage pres Grenning the contents of the little black ee ot) e, c' + 4, I" . ttle to the ' " ' ape ver n the cab! a i ” Pile daughter Ja Dadi end Cecil Ings rode, or ate, or slept, or clothed ‘Three weeks later Taraan and D'Arnot the official. “From infancy to senility 1 . ated any finger other fu a Pa el ou) eee ea le teak Olaytone Taran's . Tarte WO themselves, or drank, or worked, or ‘ the finger-prints of an individual 120™ for the thuind and the fi thar ‘ ginaily a Talhah @ Oy Let Ae OR Me v4 2 policeman ioakes ‘One day in his tHe rank, , were passengers on board a French PFD ~ y a the le Nand, } a witen originally made it.” it tying the: sald Taraan bitterly. up, and, catching his eye, raised hi dae te way Wy 4 giant ape, played, or sheltered themselves from steamer bound for Lyons, and after a Change only in size, except as injuries ee re eng. Ri Men Does parison require much hateoiee cian looked iva ‘astoniane finger to admonian wlsnont of: ae ae neh eka ig’ comes weeMback 2 ‘the the rain, or cold, or sun, few days in that city D'Armot took Tare @lter the lo and whorls, Tf ime “sc Tarzan, ed Di Arnot n DrArnot turned back to the window Capt poarch) party | js It had become evident to Tarzan that gan to Paris, prints have been taken of the thumb gee what ya ? sratne ly PME AR w moments, if the ad, captain, with your ex. @nd presently the police oMcer spoke, Soe ve fe search, Ot Je It tear him Without money one must die, D'Arnot ‘rhe ape-man was anxious to proceed “M4 four fingers of both hands one — Tarzan com many Nema aii erg VATE sald D'Arnot. “We will “Gentlemen,’ id Cele ilies for wre, Taran saree had told him not to worry, since he had 4, America, but Lr Arnot inmiated that Must needs lowe all entirely t@ escape questions of ¢ operas ; pi nook £01" tell you the story Jater—provided M, Both turned toward him, ‘and nitmes him slowly back to health, — Re papas i fo America, but D'Arnot insisted thi tin nt tlon ; i commenced turning the argan is agreeabl “There Is evidently @ 41 deal at fuming at lan ty the cabin, bey fini tie entire more than enough for both, but the hy must accompany him to Paria firet, Mentification “ "tat take which must hi BA ca; Tarren, An me * ‘ r M itt im toasvalloun. emcinimad. Dias Do fing ta show racial chare : Targan nodded his head. stake which mu: Inge to & greater or amy fas sulled for Amerion, Tarzan and dttoot ape-man was learning many things nor would be divulge tie nature of the “ft i mar al oua” ACAI HALS o i ristiont! ha naked Cam yon ae roked at the surprise Hur you are mad, my dear D'Arnot,”” less extent upon the absolute correctness ALB cout town Tarean wins fame by saying 4 and one of them we that Beople looked urgent seshty an which he based "°t- 1 wonde has the Mnes upon fe" tan eeu yoo Roane D'Arnot co ) have D9 ne insisted. “Those little fingers of this comparison, I therefore ak faa down upon one who accepted money nis demand, ngera resemble pr Whether t : k bur the west coast of Africa, that you leave the entire matter in gy ry from another without giving something — One of the first things which D'Arnot "We can soon see," replied the poe avian # Preven stooped at a page I st know as to that, ‘Tarzan hands until our expert returns, CHAPTER XXVI. of equal value in exchange, accomplished after their arrival way to Mficer, and ringing @ bell he sui thine not roplled on wh (te smudges replied D'vrnot, “It tt possible, but tf “I had hoped to know at once,” gata (Continued) Shortly after the episode of the Hon arrange to visit a high official of the ned an assistant to Whom he fasued ‘Though some claim t He boule you ure not the son of John Clayton, D'Arnot, "M, Taraan sails for America The Light of Civilization, ini arnot succeeded in chartering soli aeartnene ae OM Erlend ag & few directions, negra are leas complex," oman then how in Heaven's name did you to-morrow, ) Tarzan It was as though one Lis gone iy The man left the room to return press “Could the fnw nt Are these im) siinilar to mine come Into that Jungle where no white "I will promise that you cable an ancient tub for the coastwise trip p'Arnot’s, He took Taraan with him. Sais _ should eulogize a butcher for 7 sane \nekaa haan) fay DA Wabi tay Ahem ently with a little hardwood box, whlch detected from 4 or M a? ou say that they man other than John Clayton had ever him & report within two wi re his terolam in killing w cow, (OT eraan se wandrior harbor, Adroltly D'Arnot led the conversation yo ptaced on his superiors desk Probably, because are { J with eith wet foot?” Piied the officer, “What it will be — 0 n 4 COW, Tt was a happy morning for them both from point to polat until the p ow,” said the off "you tia ap aliiplay chan the higher Tae offiver drew a powerful glass “You forget—Kala,” sald Tarzan, re not say. There are resem! for had killed so often : pier ¢ i or wan ha io often when the little vessel weighed anchor man had explained to the int have your finger-prints In oreantans,' from his desk and examined all thre "T do not e consider hex," replied we had better leave it for 34, . r= for food and for self-preser- and mage for the open sea, Tarzan many of the methods in vogue He drew from the little case @ square Hut @ cross between an ape and wpeckmens carefully, making notations D'Arnot anc to sgive.” a ta cross t r da f ton ghat the act seemed sanything ‘The trip to the veach dead “HeVenttul, for Spprehending and identifying crim+ of plate glass, a little tube of thick ink, man might slow the characteristics of meanwhile upon @ pad of paper, ‘The friends had walked to the broad i Continent) tno od ;3