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——$—$_$__——. LITTLE BRIDE OF 72 ~ FLTSOUT OF NEST AGED ARTIST BUILT pm " Six Wedded Weeks Enough to Shatter the Gillets’ Dream } of Happiness. THEY’RE GRANDPARENTS ] “She’s Left Me, and I Don't Care,” Says Deserted Bridegroom. Mix weeks of marriage chitied tho fires of romance tn the wintry hearts of John Christopher Gillet artist, and his seventy-two-year-ol4 bride, and the ashes of love are all that tm left to-day. Alone, in his Mttle apart- ment, the artist watchmaker to-day ts aitting unshaken and gloomy since his bride packed bag and baggage yestor- day and flow the nest furnished by her elderly husband. The bride was down the statrs of No. M2 Dast Bighty- jth street, evidentty intending to go twu doors @way where she used to tive, last night, but to-day she could not be ‘A POOL,” 6NAPPED THE DESERTED BRIDEGROOM. I i f gE? aE : and lovers a]! over the ality “Bilver jo fash- illing moment it was, was hanging out clothos pened to be on the adjoining ughing. She suggested a rem- told of her rheumatism, Doth became interested in other's ailments, ROMISED TO TAKE HER TO A VILLA IN THE ALPS. @ year it went on thue—meet- m the roof, puctuated by a few ef separation in the summer, the old man went to Switzerland, Where he said he had a villa in the Alps. On his return he paid ardent at tentions to the widow, bringing boxes of candy and flowers in the approved fashion, and exhibiting a form of old Ome gallantry which was the delight the whole neighborhood. The he told her of his villa in G made her heart beat with joy, for jet could talk well and had an smagination. Go they were married and everyone thougit tt was all over. To-day it feams to be all over, indeed, but in & different way, They were going to Spend thyir honeymoon in the bride- @room's villa, but @omehow they hadn't moved from Eighty-eighth treet. Neightors smiled to~day when asked for detadis of the married life of the Gilets. “Oh, they were m pleasant enough ol4 couple,” said the combined gossip of three doorways, “but {t couldn't last, it simp! couldn't. “But why? asked the reporter, The neighbors couldn't explain Just why it @ouldn't last; they simply said it couldn't be done and set tt down as a law, at iy i —_ eo 51 AND 25 SEEK TO WED. Mrx, Lipa Han Been Twice Divorced bat Would Try Ag Mrs. Mary Lips of No, 160 Union Hall street, Jamaica, appeared before Deputy City Clerk George Frenz in Long Island City yesterday afternoon and asked for a license to marry. She is fifty-one years old and presented as the candidate for bridegroom Anton Hrenner of the same address, a jewel- ler, who is twenty-five years old, Mrs. Lips would be guilty of decree contempt of court tf she married in this State Mra. Lips, who was di vorced from William Lautenbach of Manhasset in 188, had not apparent- ly thought of this obstacle, but her handsome fa was wreathed with amiles when #he marched out of & ough Hall with her young flance on her arn. Save Your Goat, Cure Your Throat. | | soventy-five-year-ol4 John L. Lindsay, whe was ounsel for Albert Lips when he obtcained # di- vorce from t) uld-be bride a year| ago, said that under the term of the | HAT IS THE IDEAL HUSBAND HAT IS THE IDEAL WIFE - - - Tenth Article of a Series She Makes Him Imagine He Is Perfect And Finally Gets to Believe It Herself Copyright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). THE IDEAL WIFE AS SEEN BY JBAN C.O’N. She must look for the good in her husband. She must not rebuke his pretty inpulses. She must tell him she is proud of him. She must not become a question mark. She must be silly on oc- casion. She must be gay. She must not bruise his soul. She must consult his mood. She must darn his socks when she gets mad enough to go home to mother. “If a Wife Gets a Husband’s Dinner With Extra Care as if He Was the Dearest Creature in the World, Her Temper Will Sweeten in the Very Act of Service and She Will Won- der What She Fussed About,” Writes “Jean C, O’N.” BY NIXOLA GREELEY SMITH. is the ideal wife—the marvellous mate for the marvellous man we have been discussing—a spiritual acrobat, a performer upon the mental trapeze, a sword swallower, a fire eater, @ dancing dervish and a lion tamer all in one? Must ehe be as well trained as the little green birds that tell your fortune—love-binids I think they call them? Must she be variable as the shade by the light quivering aspen made, yet constant as @ creditor or @ bore? Must she combine the lure of Cleopatra, the beauty of Helen, the wisdom of Aspasia with the moral solidity of a Frances Willard or a Jane Addams and the sedate demeanor of a middle- aged German governess? If she is to measure up to the ideals of her supplied by certain readers of The Evening World, indeed she must! Not the men, mind you. Little they ask, their wants are few. ‘The average man, to judge by the specifications with which he has supplied me, seeks # oomfort- able, companionable fellow crea- ture, with a greater talent for batter cakes than fer epigram, who is nevertheless mot quite « fool. But, oh, you young women, what rate demands® you make of each other! When I read your spectfica- tions for the {deal wife I am tempted to Imagine that you find her by trying to think what sort of paragon would be necessary to mupplant you in the affections of your best young man. SMILE WHEN YOU GET ROSES IN- STEAD OF MARKET MONEY. Take, for instance, the suggestion furnished by @ clever young woman to-day that “If John puts all the week's market money into roses for you, you must fetch up a smile while mentally reviewing the empty larder. When the butcher calls for his money must you fetch up a smile for him? Must you pin a rose on the grocer and tell him to wait till next week for his bil? make him think the flowers were the one thing you wanted most—it will make him happy, and better be @ kind-hearted hypocrite than an un- Pleasant truth-teller. Don't, through nerves, disappointmem, or worry, ever hurt the feelings of your mate —feelings and vanity and desire for approval are so mixed up in mascu- line nature, wives are never quite @ure which part of the spiritual aide of the men they bruising, but @ bruise on @ man’s eoul lasts @ very long time, And never permit yourself to become a question mack. If you do not ask for inform:tion you will not be fled to, and in the course of time the man will be only too pleased to tell you all his adven- tures. If you let him take his time and consult his mood. When you are mad enough te go home to mother set to work and do all the things the husband would Itke done; fix his books, his socks, his dinner with extra care as if he was dearest creature in the world; and by and by you will believe he is; your temper will sweeten in the very act of service, and by the time you meet again you will wonder what it was you were so fussed up about. ‘Wives have to give up many things in the process of edjustment—the lord—your lord~lovea @ cheerful Siver (up). Waatever you do or leave undone be gay about it, so ehal you become the ideal wife of the seal tusband. JEAN C, O'N. Apropos of the young man of Mon- treal who wrote ur the other day that it 1s impossible to find an ideal husband i York because there are no ideal here, a New York physician sends & letter of ‘nse whidb is incidentally an mdiotment of the New York man. Tf any jJocal husbands feel Hke taking up these accusations I shall be giad to hear their defenses, The physician writes: LAUDS NEW YORK GIRLS AND SCORES MEN, I did not think thet of Montreal, who classifies all New York girls as worthless, existed in sociological student working in the fool of him? In no other partnership would one member of the firm be advised to ‘etch vp a smile” when ‘the other mem! advised him that he had invested the week's profits in a rubber plant for the partni Seriously, more hypocritical tha ture, But let us vi through the admiring eyes of her really ingenious creator. " I agree that the ideal wife must ‘be silly—if she feels like it-—end must be gay if her gayety is gen- nine, After all, the most impor tant and the most dificult require- ment of the ideal wife is that she bo—Morself, Here is the letter: ASK*NO QUESTIONS AND YOU'LL BE TOLD NO LIES. Wear Madam: The ideal husband ts created by the ideal wife. He ts not of the common or garden variety, but the product of high cultivation, Book for the good in your husband, and don't let him guess you believe It possible for him to be anything but the best, and he will try to lve up to what he thinks you think, until it becomes natural for him to be what you would like him to be, ome perfectly good women are ful wet dlankets, and no surer pe has been in ed by the Byil the world, I am @ physician and a congested districts of thie great city, coming into 4ally contact with the poor as well as the middle class, and going into the privacy of their homes, where the most intimate fam- fly relation ts shown. I find the New York girl on o par with her kind in Chicago, St. Touls, Cincinnati, Bal- timore and other large Amertoan cities, and having also had experi- ence in Janada, not forgetting Mon- I, I find good, tr true, noble and herolo girls in every city, and the Now York gtr) 1s a3 good ae the best. The ‘sult I find in the average home {e caused by. tho and selfish lazin conceit of the “lord of crea- tion” (RAT and not of the un- fortunate wife. I have a wife and I know dozens of wives, truthful, honest, loving and wauolesome, and a credit to the com- munity in which they live. The trouble with the men of to-day ts that th expect too much for the small return they are willing to make, and then the trouble begtns, I look upon matrimony as @ partner- whip, and 15 neh Partner will do bis part trouble wiif not creep in. ICHLAURGKON, r One for the ruln of husbands than the rebuffing of al his pretty im- pulses. If John puts all the week's money into roses for you, up @ smile of pleasure— while you mentally review the empty larder—tell him you are proud in sull owning a sure ‘nuff sweetheart your age, or anything allly to “ekvn KL-BAMC DBY GIN, Best Beene of the Bet Sommer A ‘SHOULD WOT ASK QuesTONS POLICEMAN BIFTEN "BY GAT, STARVING NV HARLEM STORE Tries to Get It From High Shelf. Patroiman Jeremiah Meaney of the Fast One Hundred and Fourth street station was savagely attacked and bit- ten last night by a big cat that three Gaya previously darted from the street into Aaron Lieberman's dry goods store at No. 1057 Madison avenue, and re- mained on a high shelf, refusing to come down to get food, Lieberman, fearing the animal would starve to death; called in Patrolman Meaney. The policeman, armed with his night stick and his hand protected with &@ raincoat, mounted a packing box and poked the cat in the ribs, Meaney threw hie face, but the cat sank ite clawe into hie hand and bit his right thump, Meaney succeeded in wrepping his raincoat about the cat and carried it into the street, where it was snot and tended by Dr. Louts 8. Aronson of No, 1640 Madison avenue, was given sick leave an4 went te his home at No, Ws Fest One Hundred and Righty-fourth street. ‘The carcass of the antmal was taken te the Hast One Hundred and Fourth amined to-day by the Board of Health to determine whether or not the cat was euffering from rabies. papas Brooklyn Girl to Wed tm Alnaka, On @ Northwestorn tour Miss Gray Horan, daughter of Mr. and M James F, Horan of Bronxville, N. }1s to be married 5,000 miles from home to Major Leon 8. Roudiez, Thirteenth | Infantry, U, 8 A., commanding the | post at Fort Gibson, Alaska, Miss Ho- while visiting her uncle, the Rev, Otts B, Gray. As the wadding Is to occur on Oct, 2 ber parenty will be unable to attend, The ceremony will be per formed 40 miles up the Yukon River by the Rev, Louls B. Mulsch, rector of By. Majibew'a Church as Animal Attacks Him When He}= his raincoat over his head to protect|’ killed. The patrolman, after being at-| Street station and the brain will be ex-|{ Lulu} ran met Major Roudiez tn Vancouver, | OUR PACE IS TOO SWIFT FOR GERMAN EMPEROR. He Can't Keep Up With Salaries Paid Here and Loses Opera Stars. , Sept. K—The German papers reprotuce some remarks attributed to the Kaiser tn the course of his recent visit to Switzerland tn high ealartes pald to grand opera stars in the United States, “1 simply cangot BPRL! longer, the salary I pay my Imperial Chanoelior ‘That is too swift for a — SOMETHING NEW! A 24-Page Magesine with 16 pages of colored pictures, Handy else, Every fun- day, with the New York World, beginning ‘This will be a great iiterary at, and will furnish Sunde: all the famt Walter otr immigrants. — 000 @ year). Donovan of Ne, M Tenth lew Brighton, who works on the Bristol line piers North River and Twenty-ninth streot, w the body of @ wemaa floating past ond of the peir to-day, It out and to the Morgue. The woman Was apparently about thirty-five years old. She was dressed in « white snirt- waist, blue akirt, brown etockings and heavy laced shoes such as are worn by regard to the keep pace any ty. “America ts y from me, earn three times tertainment for Body. Staten Island, jaa taken The réal f is reached only in Fresh Cigarettes Only fresh cigarettes sold in United Stores Buy at the store where the) demand THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNEADAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1919. ? GOT ‘LOCAL COLOR CHUN BEFORE -LOSNG EMORY GT THE MESES WHEN A ONKEY “SMEEZES TT HAS English Writer Quickly Found! Women Physicians Warn Pa- He Was Part of Great International Plot. HANDED BIG BA All in “$25 Bills,” but It Van- ished With Every Cent He Had in Clothes. As the Bellevue Hoapital doctors had} guessed, the young man who came to! them @ few days ago, mifforing trom) “Jost memory,” waa a newspaper man Joking for local color. He was a poor, deluded English reporter who came tol Boston from Manchester, Eng., several! weeks ago, looking for somethin, | key tients That Simeons Spread Disease. All antmain that have a mveons men. reno are Kerm spreadors, and should be shunned aa one would shun a plague, is the opinion of some of New York's women phyaictans, They have explotad the old theory that contagion ts care Tied ‘Sy neales, declaring the gorma are transferred only through nose and moiven secretions, Lately waltors have heen fow at the Bronx Marke monkey house, and the Keepers have heen at a ton to ascer- tain the rearon. He fore, the mon- house hina always been @ magnet for tne unger genetation, and papa and mamma have been wont to con- duct the children there on Sunday af. temoons, foregone, however, and now the mon- key’s ory tn vatn for thelr beloved live to put In a new book he wan “writ-| Poantte, "We hear monkeva are the Ing for Harmsworth.” He appeared at) Ereatest carriers of mension tn tha the Fvening World office to-day, and) World,” the parents aay. So sooner told the etory of his trials. [than run the risk of imperiing (ete He had been living on Malden atrest,| “Mflinke' Liven they have deserted the Borton, for perhaps a weok when, 0 afternoon, while “‘aving some ‘ahtea ant," he was approuched by two very clever men, They asked him from part of Pngland he had come, How they! knew that he wan an Englishman daned him. He told them of his birthplace ami then they asked him if he lovad eid Enginnd very dearly. He repited tn the affirmative IMPARTED TO HIM THEIR TER- RIBLE SECRET. They let him buy them rach « drink and made another appointment with him. At this meeting they (old him the t. They were Gorman Secret men, come to America to spring an International dieturban: They told him that President ‘Taft would be in Beverly within a few days and that they wanted him to be the dearer of @ forged communteation to the President. This was ostensibly a personal letter from Marl Grey which contained the crux of the Panema Canal aituation, from the English atand-point, communication that wou): a ish people. They man to act ss m When he was within a fow hundred yards of the Beverly mansion t young man war to be held up and Tobhed of the awful document and than the whole thing would given pud Hetty, Ha, however, was te be pro- tected, It might be well to remark, at this point, that the young journalist had exposed @ roll of bills to the Ger mans on the occasion of the first meet- ing. The young man agreed. He wag to wet $300, But he must firet o to New York to get the forged note. He emain errecd, and Saturday night lost he boarded a Fai! fiver beat. ‘The confed- erates met him and pamed him a paok- age of What he mutmoned contained 40, Thin wea to show thelr wood faith. | LOST MEMORY WHEN HE LosT HIS BANKROLL, He didn’t count the money, but when he left the bout Sundvy morning and went to & Mtilo eating house on West airest, he found that hy pocketa were empty. All was gone-—his own money and the “00.” Then he lost his memory, He wandered about the city all day, be says, and alept In @ park that night, Next dey he went to Bellevue. He admite he wea hungry. “gre you sure that the package con tained good money?’ asked the may to whom he was relating his experience. “Oh, yes,” was the quick reply. ‘What were the denominations of the bile?” “They wery all twenty-fives,” was the confidem anewer, The young man, who said his name was John Cogh'!an, wea told where he might find the British Congul’s office. ——_——>__ Mrs. Mackay Goes Abroad. Mra. Clarence Mackay satied for Bur- ope yesterday on the Kaleqr Wilhelm IL She was socompanied by her daughter, two maids, chauffeur end secretary, and took her motor car. Mr. Mackay will lg her on the other full lavor b greatest | Values $15-$20 $10: Sale Thursday Several very taki ich you have not London Sport Coats the dearable locse-dreped FREE Alterations 645-651 Broad J. & C. FREE All this happiness has been | A well Known fact that monkeys, cate, dogs, rate and mice all breed dia- earn,” said Dr. Laura M. Riegelman of the Department of Mealth, “And it fy just as weil that children should kesp. away from them, The germs not only twee? with the animals, but every time the animals breathe or sneeze they scat. ter millions of germs in every dtrection, Monkays, especially, sneeze very often when they have the mension, The pecut- far aflmeut of monkeys In the New York Zoo has attracted autention and measi¢e scales have ween found. “Ot course, mys. —— ee POSSE CATCHES SLAYER. wht In Jeraey Mountains After Three-Day Chase. (Specie! to The Fresing Warld,} MIDDLE N,N. opt. Ban drea Moneca, who ta alleged to have mur dered Paolo Capanello on the atrest here Sunday nutht, was captured sarly this morning near Franklin Furnace, N. J., where oMvers from thie ctty had been in purgatt of him fn the mountains. The officers are now on thelr way here with the prisoner, i GPRL SWIMS AROUND FRISCO'S SEAL ROCKS. 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