The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1912, Page 18

: The Evening World Daily Magazine. Wednesday, September 25, 1912 bd Me te ee ae aay ee ee annie OA CCE LO CD . She MA aaiorio. {Passing the Buck % aeme.-| BE By Maurice Ketten) Stvings gy ee eee meaice Actten ESTABLISHDD BY JOSEPH PULITZER” A O Published Daily Except Sunday by the Pi Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to Rat 68 Park Ro York. RALPH PULITZER, Pi ent, 63 Park Row. J. ANGUS SHAW, JOSBRH PULITZER,’ Jr. Entered at the Post-Office at New York as SecondClass Matter. Eubscription Rates to The Evening) For England and the Continent and World for the United States All Countries tn the International and Canada. Postal Union, + $3.60] One Year... . .80/One Month.. One Yea + One Month. VOLUME 33. ——— MR. CREELMAN’S COMPLAINT. Nie irritates us like being confronted with our own * THE SAME OLD GANE The PLAYERS Siro WITNESS ITH NIGHTSTICKS KEEP THe Bucir FROM FALLING IN THEIR CIRCLE \ wee NO. 18,661 Copsright, 1912, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). y Son, my Son, where art thou? Verily, verily, thou art in the POTAGE! Thow hast fallen from | the seats of the mighty and thy throne tottereth beneath thee. Thy sceptre is become a tinkling cymbal, even as the jester's bells. How long then, oh, Childish Ones, will ye vontinue to play with fire? And the scoffers delight in their ha-hu's? Behold, I have warned ye, and ye woul? not listen. I have giren ve advice and ye laughed, saying, “How funny!" Ye have set at naught all my counsel; my TIPS ye have not taken. Then I also will laugh in the day of your downfall. 1 will mock when Woman Suffrage cometh. Ye shall feet the sting of mine “I-said-so's.” Then will ye call upon me and I will not answer. Then will ye seek me, but it shall be too late! Lo, wouldst thou cling unto thy sceptre and tether thy throne? Then hearken now ere Calamity is upon thee! For, behold, Woman is no longer a toy, but a LIVE WIRE, and he that continueth to play with her shall receive burnt fingers. Verily, verily, there is one weapon in all the world with which ye shall CONQUER her, Your arguments avail not and all your reasoning is but BABY TALK. Your threats and your wheedlinge alike fall upon deat cars. But with TENDERNESS wilt thou confound her, With DEVOTION | wilt thou rout her. With CHIVALRY wilt thou put her down! I charge thee, from this day let no iwoman remain STANDING neither | in public nor in private. For even thine OWN WIFE may be a lady. Thus shalt thou weaken her limbs, so that she will be unable to march in suffrage parades. I charge thee, from this day, let no woman bear her own burdens nor} carry her own dundica; and whatsoever she may Ict fall, from a hint unto the baby, hasten to pick it up gallantly. Thus shalt thou weaken her arms, so that they shall be unable to carry’ suffrage banners. I charge thee, speak gently UNTO all women and chivalrously OF all women. Cease thy cynical scofings. Cast aside thine opprobrious epithets and thy frivolous nicknames. Cover her with homage and with flattery. mistakes. ‘I'rouble due to somebody else’s error or wrong- | doing is nothing compared with coming face to face in public with some old slip of our own. When did Civil Service Commissioner Creelman behold hie Alder- manic examiners suddenly turn into liars and scoundrels and low down politicians before his very eyes? When was he driven to shout at them and flay them with bitter words to keep them in order? Exactly whenever they asked him to explain why his commission re- | certified police applicants whose records had been challenged and | whether he thought men who lied under oath would make good po- licemen. Nothing very diabolical about these questions, Yet Mr. Creel- man lifted his head to the wind and scented politics, lies, trickery and heckling. The plain fact is that Mr. Creelman once made a mistake. He probably acted from the highest motives—still it was a mistake. In) his zeal to do just what was expected of him and keep everything | snug and tight in the Municipal Mutual Admiration Club, Mr. Cree! man did certify as police applicants thirty-eeven men whom former Commissioner Cropscy had rejected as unfit because of perjury or bad record. Mr. Creelman’s commission certified them or most of | them without much examination of the evidence against them. In| fact, the accused men pretty much examined themselves. That woe Mr. Creelman’s mistake. Unwillingly, with much rearing and snorting and pawing of the ground, he has been led back to gaze upon it. ' “I propose to answer, sir, in my own way, in just my own way, sir,” declared Mr. Creelman with warmth. And yet his own way of answering, by no means a grudging or stingy way, somehow con- cll vinces one of nothing save how angry Mr. Creelman is about that er % Tre / Thue shall her wilt be weakened and her arguments broken against her: shistake. <S/CE DEPARTT .- Yea, persuade her that she is an “angel” and she shall seek to appear a s a == an angel! But regard her as a “menace” and she shall BECOME a menace! = ween cea” a Oy DISCOVERING THE OBVIOUS. i} A’ ITALIAN professor in Florence who claims to have been For this is good mental science. I charge thee, give unto thy Beloved all those things which she de- sireth; all thy devotion, all thy spare time and all thy shekcls. For, having all, she shall desire nothing MORE. Lo, I myself am a woman; and I say unto thee no man liveth who making a ecientitic study of men’s dress offers the world would not rather be married than President, cherished than franchised ond RE the following as the firet fruits of his labors: in clover than én politice. § \® Extravagence in clothes leade to orime end prison, Verily, verily, all women are as one woman—and that one EASY! 4 Equally footish to be a slave to fashion, or to neglect tt Te “ss For in all her philosophy there is no argument against masculine devo Zz tion; and she that shall never be CONQUERED can always be COAXED, pathar be neatly dressed etm days im the week than blos LBB Selah. tom into a dandy on Sunday. AG Tors — SS To copy the dress of @ oelobrity is usually to make oneself rei ridtowlous, Better de modestly dressed by a cheap tatlor then showily aL eee: a — attired in clothes picked up here and there. ; “Pr h@ Pr SAAAAAAAASIIAIAISIAIALASARAAIIAAAS Clothing te a kind of second skin. Give the ome es much : care as the other. te @ lly Mr. Jarr Is Sent Forth by His Wife Copsright. 1912, by The Presa Publishing Co. (The New York World), to Hunt for Two Refined Strangers) 7 "rei mon yma Ua inns thareare thee Satan ob ous combustion?” ; Jects are not distinctly seen. eee KK KKK KK KKK KK KKK Ke KKK Ke eee Ke 967, What is “Dutch gold?” = oe al deeb eeced Wavebe “Are sardines packed in brick hev- bright big homes, with plenty of light ‘he origin of the term |About 13 miles @ minute, or 114 feet hh 2” geked Mr. Jarr. and.air and better food, and more of it, aoe net id oie U a second. Light can travel 480 times myself unduly because I live in New ‘ou know what I mean!” Mrs. Jarrjin what you'd call ‘Jay towns,’ are to| “Proof spirits? around the earth while sound ts trav- York and pay more rent than I can|retorted, “and we're in @ cheap flat|hold their breaths in envy at our belng| $69. Why is dough placed near GJetiing 13. miles. afford to be packed ke @ sardine in|in a cheap neighborhood, in ‘good Old/on the dark and ragged edge of so much It would seem that the learned professor haa been discovering with a microscope what any well brought up child could have told him off hand. And an Englishman with no science put the best of it all in twenty words: Those who make their dress a principal part of them selves will, in generat, become of no more value than their dress. } , ‘ . D om. (Why hk sical inst! jt ite | stata & brick beehive’— New York.' And people who haveldelignt and metropolitan. grandeur,” | /17 #0 rise, in cold weather? Porth ane Ne kept aucune Brarart a ered. Bae ea as 370, How is the speed of clouds a8}, viysations are so slow that the ae hil ie lend Mrs. * Sh pucHelantly: FTER “experiencing the most intimate sensations” and finding Cogkel ware — cartorneat ee Cay aa ee L, « o 4 Ne 8 “Cackelberry,” corrected Mrs. Jarr. on ‘a new soul in every other country he has visited—China, “Your friend, Mrs. A wilt | SE questions will be an-|] 34. (How iit ine sre n fire in fire: ' Japan, Turkey, Persia—“a very chameleon for sensitiveness,” M. | de glad to leave tho stately mansions | swered Friday. Here are re- wverke Produced fdas tes ys A ww . . Overlooking the baseball park in Ger-| piles to Monday's: ‘ytes, whieh bu h a green color, 4 Pierre Loti confesses that he is having an awful time trying to ied tt oJ mantown to come to. Herlem flat—IN M1. (What is nearsighted-] 96. (How does starch give a glazed NEW YORK,” ness2)—A person is near-| surface to lnen?)—It fills the Inter- atsimilate himself to us. We implore our distinguished guest to “Tc got a telegram from Mr fs Cackelberry of Philadelphia, “Mrs. Cac " ” ighted when the cornea of the eye In[stices between the threads and makes remember the tale of the chameleon and the plaid shawl, and not sald Mrs. Jarr when tho alleged Mrs. Cackelberry isn't coming," Mra, | sighted when hig aad i | Jarr retor: “If you would just walt|#0 Prominent that the image of dis-|the fabric of uniform density. ee Orchestra § (SWITCHBOARD OPERATOR AT 1HE HOTEL RICH) overtax himself! head of the house came home the other | p04 ag de ecrame ea a er jet me say one word, , , Pr redecrntns tne ates } lady) anat By Alma Woodward Without going Into ecatasies about ‘dear | 3 : let, 1912, by ‘The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World). jold New York.’ I would have told you ‘ + got nothing on EAT in Panama is cheaper than in New York. So are some il oad Qév. Jerr as he Aung Up his The May Manton Fashions that Mrs. Cackelberry’s two daughters, | 1 gota Coys HE starter was busy yesterday} other one 1 it in the elty—aa’ slamming Umousine doors when|Madame wus a doll fer doin’ it, &e.| Viola and Irene, are coming. T other things, we gu As home-made economics has it: The I know the lady, and she 18 I_went in search of the 'Phone| Wouldn't that scramble yer feelin'n?” [letter from Mrs. Cackelberry some time | price of » thing is what you can get for it. @ Indy," retorted Mra, darr. “I met Maid. A tide of] “Now, Connie,” T said sternly, ago telling they hed met some! RLS are eure to , |her when we wore at Atlantic City this animated fashion} you swear to that wild tale?” charming college boys from Columbia welcome thie _—_——-+-——__ | spring. She invited me to visit her tn | plates bulged Honest, cross my heart, hope to|this summer and her daughters were blouse, for it in- Germantown and I invited her to visit | through the en-| dl She said ind!tnantly, anxious to come to New York this cludes the newest eal- U) ! trance, fretfully| ‘All right. But suppose you go on | 4utumn. | lar and the latest UR Oscar and “unser Kaiser” may weep together over the | sleeves, It gives the teeta The N ie b “A New York invitation eking their} with something that SOUNDS more} "So, of course, I had to write and, ‘ ingratitude of youth. The great impresario’s favorite pYo-| takes," grumbled Mr, darn. "J possible? How about the next one? {invite them. It may be that WE will | a ana aitoeat me tegee whom he “took from her teacher when no one else wanted | ant aphia, St or Something Waite or colored? Married or single? never £0 to Philadelphia, or Ger in esonedingiy, new : . i ‘ Ao, ry ’ittsburgh invitation seldom d It's ing here to-day! | If #0, how many"— |town, elther, But the Cackelberr; and exceedingly i her” now calls him a “dead duck” and boasts that she whacked him | easy to invite New Yorkers to come {remarked to] “He wuz @ orchestra leader,” she in-|Rice people to keep in with, Our litre! sinart, Long sleeves over the head with a music roll, while the Kaiser's son and heir won't to ‘other places, They never go. Lut Connie, terrupted, doggedly; “that 1s, he wusn't) mma ts growing up, and by the time | Pith frills over shy « of inviting people to come to hands are being very “This is one busy jin the beginning, He used to play the|#he !s @ young lady Viola and Irene ~speak to the old man at all. Be great and you'll be lonely. ew York, They always do little she|violln In a left-handed band at Eye-|Cackelberry may have married well and Mee Noon oat ee Semen gbepnenennens i see you've got that self-satisfied |agreed; “business is boomin, An'|tallan weddin'sa—an’ I never yet seen @| they can then introduce our daughter to ne arter len, : }idea that all New Yorkers are ob-jeverybody is gettin’ their new winter|flddie that could harbor so many sovr| fice people—- You must keep those He, Cauaily . GERMAN professor has no use for “eugenics” and “scientific * answered 2fra, Jurr. “Be. | trimmin's, Oh, say, I got to tell yuh | notes things in mind, you know!" fnshea te sitar want Serre. Ge auea he \glatma ca : 4 1 cn in a dingy, smelly Mat) "bout somethin’ that happened hore] “Seein' so much uy Eyetallans, ne| Mr. Jarr croaned. Tho fact that It clomes se he claims genius is often born of the poor and |! 4 vide street, where tay | yesterday. got on to the way they wuz alwiys| “Just as you say. Not that I care,” he at the front makes tt onsy to adjust, | The night is made hideous with huot-) “A kid frum an oshkitosh Id-builder excited; an’ he gret model will’ be’ found | replied. nd cats, you think you are Kiag|eome to deliv LEMIRE AD 41 | FR ignorant, even where members of the faiily are deficient. But with | st ity well regulate Ske es Bi leal Aue, r a hat to Mrs, Vun|let his hair droop an’ went up to a pig) “But you SHOULD care, and that's 4 wood one, both for humanity well regulated and running smoothly to pattern, who | the Universe! Thank goodness [) Montague in the afternoon, ‘The box | hotel on wicalaas deaitin man-|the very thing I am talking about!" fhe Waolo dreus and ; wants a genius? iplasd in Brooklyn and in a rea! wus bigger'n tho kid herself, an’ sliz-{ager into betlevint he wuz a wonder. |said Mrs, Jarr, ‘Wo owe a duty to! to bee separate blots : AG ROSES Cale 7 | ' Anl a, j Dery! Just us she got in front uy the|'To make a hit nowadays al yuh got| society and to our children to keep in| separate skirt and = | n Instance. swite: ibonrd one by them Bnelien Tu We fo is {9 ast off a hoochee kooches |with nice people, Your Gus and your! goat aie ane i PHE vee : ; i Jape : sot stoppin’ here come along. He! while yer leadin' the players—an’ ve|Bepler and your Slavinsky and your) coi uh Ag 3 THE piano-makers have siruck. Any order for the players? n' he ain't got noyjdid it. An’ he made a flerce hit! Raffertys and your Rangles may ail be | but. blouses manorial iaieelececane hoe ene ea to speak uv around his eyes, ay] “Well, when he got stuck on me I|very worthy people in thelr way, and, Kind” are handsome made of white char- meuse or the new silk while tor the entire dress dark er colored charmeuse the only way he e'n keop it in ts to] fell fer it fer a while, It sort uv got |doubtiess, you regard them as charming throw his head ‘way baok so it kind) hold uy mo when he'd stand up there|—or you would not frequent thelr ao- | uy lays on his eyelid playin’ an’ reat his face lovin’ ke on|clety so eager THERE are liars at Hot Springs, too, = 1, he wuz trippin’ it out with] ihe fiddie an’ look Into my eyes with a| “But you will admit that they are not | And all seasonabl OPAPP PPP PPL APPAREL PPE DPA LDA DA nnn cncncncn ‘ his aeroplane a when all uv alexpression just ike he wuz seein’ | Just exactly the people that little Emma terluls “ure. appropele Letters From th Pp n the k the young bass | things. fhould number among her famillars | ate. The sleeves are e eople ! 1 wets tat \p With his tootslea,| ‘Men he started to get mash notes | when she {8 older, Emma {x now nearly Rela’ ake ian Of trrrrnnennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnannnnnnn nan anes firet yuh know hls nibs ta! frum whole lots uy dames, an’ when{nine. Next year she will be ten. The| whith In thade Mt eee, Fo a a doin’ th ai Man's float on that |they come here to tea, Just to hear him|next year che will be eleven. And a front and : To the FAilor of The ia n du regMrd to the schoolship! | Persian rug over there, an’ the kid &|play, I'd moticn that his expression wuz | few years .vore will find her in her teens | moos ane fitted ” by On what day did 2%, 1804, fall? A.C, Omstning, NY }clothes wuz all unrayellin'—~ An’ the| just the same when he wus lookin’ at |and being prepared for her debut, How narm beans One MER, Ua " hat! Great guns, yuh oughter seen ¢ them, Why, it got to be a habit with | time files!” t You, To the Eéltor of The Brecing World hat! Tt had fell out uv the box an’ the | that guy to look at any skirt just Hke! ‘It surely does, as you tell {t," sald the bic itor of The Evi Vor What is Previa box an't touche . Adee) . quire 2 iss martace Veease sevessas) hat is Preside fn rellalous Ge box wuan't touched. {he wuz bustin’ or burnin’ up or some-|Mr, Jarr. “Well, what am T to do about terial yards pz inarriage Hicense necessary tn the | nominatio ‘ Johnny Bull he got up, cussin’ to! thin't the Mlases Cackelberry? Are they to oF i 44 tnches Nerict of Columbia MF ASA sbi ciniche jbeat t : nay an! the kid wuz so un-| “He said it wun all in the day's work. | stick to me or am I to ack to them?” inches. wiag 7ara,37 ayes s Set she hustled the top piece back in| But I got tired uy it an’ I told him th: “y e 7 le for the oe Uditer rf To the Kditor of The Eveutog Wo | I bi | im that ‘ou are to go to the depot and con- | Bak! ‘i fon collar. and sutt hn Mater of Toe Rvdslag World: wo] tame the box an’ hotfooted it up in tha if he wanted to hold a mortgage on|duct them here," sald Mra, Jarr. Pattern No, 7593—Blouse Closing in Front, for “pattern $a" f50n 1, the 200 at Bronx Pa x. 7.3, | Maleute clevator, An’ five minutes after a ring |my childish soul he'd have to wear al ‘But I don't know them,” cried Mr,| Misses and Small Women, 16 and 18 Years, cut in sizes for minses ai sae oe a " lover 6 feet 7 inches t me fron Mra, Van Montague’s suite | asbestos velt. Jarr. and 18 years, has manne, er me to Be or on the na ares ( a F | ine tater of ae Wrecey Cece cat reader or sclen nwt Would fer me to get the miliiner on the wirc,| “Well, he got his in the end, all! “Neither do 1," was the reply. “But War Mik) EVENING WORLD SATO ANTON FABHION Y-second street (oppo- An' I thought she wuz goin’ to rabe|right. Some dame what wus bi merry hallelujah ket the kid fired. |about him an’ used to ou Where can 1 And statistics ae to the Ye * Kind ax to suggest some way of | you'll be able to pick them out, They Mow $aUREAU, Donald Dullding, 100 West ‘Tint , avy of /MY Ketth inches tall vo “ c * nd him ecart- | will ve i oe aad the Tangent navy of AY’ BUH E:b Mae — taller i yauie ae What is meant by ‘fluctuating val. N ilstened; AnC wees do wunrinine’ f’nedeens teas Panes Pa i tee a to cite Gimbal Bron), coraer rth avenue and Thirty-second street, M.D, . ; Ot 4 She was mushin' It all over Mada an’ he re-bi 1 9 § Obtain 4 h 9 >y mail on receipt of ten cents in interest thousands of othe ‘t peop! “ ® je re-blocked that|Hurry downtown! I've got to Ax uj coin or Ste a Beare of Be ton, ety dest yori ha Bay pert Beople wate Rrisen a MAN | aMeia to a tor her little Md just the most) fetlor's face till he couldn't ‘a’ passed |the children's room for them. White These 3% Eyer ae aN, { Where may 1 apply to obtain in- name Purchaser of his house and oddest, Frenchiest twist she ever sevn | fer nothin’ but a amashot white hope—|they are here Wille can sleep on the $ Patterns. $4: nted, ACG two conte foe ee Sminly and always spesity + | to the tax assessor, the wus sure there wusn't @ single so they fired him.” couch and little Emma in our room!" | bine wan Wo cents for letter postage if In a hurry, | settee sap anit a ee ———a pee anit plans shh ni “