The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1912, Page 18

ESTADLISHED BY JOSMPPH PULITZER, | ublishing Company, Nor. 53 to the Preas Row, New York President, # gubecriptisn patent 2 isvening |For bnglan ina the Bontiene ane f t ‘World for the United Btates All Countries in the International and Canada, Postal Un! soe 68.40) One Tear. oe ‘$0| One Month. One Month. VOLUME 53.. ooo NO, 18,655 SOMETHING LIKE. Revelation: 16th chapters 16th, P7th, 18th verses. And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon. And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.” "And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, euch as was not since men were upon the earth, 80 mighty an earthquake, and so great. ° apeasiieinnseenapipetmamenncnatitio “WHERE IGNORANCE IS BLISS—” J= as the oyster season is getting happily under way comes the news that millions of typhoid bearing ehell fish are dumped into the markets of this city, and the Board of Health, which . used to eay that no typhoid was ever traced to oysters, now rules that a mo shell fish from polluted waters shall be kept or sold in New York. This time Dr. George W. Stiles, of the Department of Agriculture, © thas dealt the joys of ignorance the hardest whacks. It appears thet at least one million well meaning oysters grow up and go to school each season in Jamaica Bay. Into that bay go 22,000,000 gallons of gewage and refuse overy day. That makes—awful thought—twenty- two gallons for each oyster! Under such a deluge of demoralization “ig can a poor bivalve do? oi an to ged Dr. Wiley promises a magazine article describ- r ing conditions in oyster breeding waters around New York and in New ‘» England, warning the public against buying oysters from polluted waters, foretelling what will happen to those who do, and in fact gen- . erally lifting the hair and curdling the blood of all oyster lovers. The first man to eat an oyster has long held the high mark for courage, If the process of enlightment goes on the last man will easily break all records. po ————— * TEMPER THE WIND. 'T @ shame to be so harsh with the Harvester Trust! W This heartless Government has forced it to an avowal of 4 secret sorrow and struggle that would draw tears from ao stone. On the sale of $100,000,000 worth of farm implements last year it made only $150,000 profits, fifteen one-hundredths of one percent. ‘The reason was it was trying so hard to lead a pure competi- tive life in the wicked business world, and make only the right people "\ notice it. As for monopolizing binder twine, why the twine the Harvester Company mado was so sweet and good that the grass- “hoppers and the crickets ate it all up and left the field wide open * for competitors! ‘The Company had to spend $4,000,000 trying to take the flavor out of that twine! Tho whole history of this $140, * 000,000 corporation has been one long, patient atruggle to do just « right and never be hard on man or caterpillar. r Some one should epeak out. Surely the Sherman Act was not meant to crush the poor end innocent! 7 et TIME TO TREMBLE. : EW YORK is to seo another big naval parade in the North * River next month. President Taft and Secretary of the Navy4 "ye Meyer will review a line of one hundred and twenty-seven “warships, including thirty-two first-class battleships, four armored = wruisers, four oruisers, twenty-one veasels of special type, six naval * enilitia vessels, six colliers, twenty-six destroyers, sixteen torpedo Boats and ten submarines. Compared with the German fleet which * the Kaiser looked over recently our exhibit will chow moro battleships tpi end bigger guns. At the same time our Asiatic fleet will mobiliz: at Manila. We await these events ‘oyun coass¥ ica with pride—and some misgivings. We wonder to what new depths of weakness and defensclessness all these | urked in his mind regarding Mrs. Jarr’s tees aoe Cee bas 6 value, @ reason. SHE FILLS typewriting machine. have reduced us, and how many more |!cy sllences and reluctant steps when bs ei Mi Ne T fll nothing but bank-| The Jarre strode forward to the open ghips will be found to have » , | they had first started out. lo you long for ®/cheolks and time, flap of the tent of the Dealer tn Dest!- \.* $10,000,000 dreadnoughts must be built to save us from speedy anni | +1 just happened to think of seeing in Me of LEISURE?) “I wander about for a new interest, a! nies. And there, within, on a eamp stool " sf \ the papers that Mrs. Vanderbilt, who ts Well, then, let} new THRILL. It ts but momentary and with a rickety old typewriter on a soap a hhilation. the mother of Reginald Vanderbilt, Al- me tell about one | am again on that hunt. I know what box tn front of him, sat Mikel, King of —t——————— ° » tap National Brewmasters’ Convention at Oleveland has turned e. Such Is Goma our” Yes .SAW, 1AM Gon: To THE STaNDaterte™ MEETING aily Magee sora wow Tot Yes, Jon Te tne MooseTte MEETING RE You Goin, Yes, Sonny = E I MEETING MOTHER IN LAW 2 \ Aeernae ne : hy The Jarrs Meet a Real King! He Is anaw +. ) ¥ By Maurice Ketten Ye, Pop [HAVE To BE aT tHe WILSONETTE | Mikel, the Monarch of the Gipsies ‘Tove and marriage that they instil in their daughters, and wilt rear their Hier ere ieininlelniointeintelelaieiefeefe the time. And, vesides, they had turned & bend in the road and these, by the wayside overlooking @ soap factory, wae a Gipsey encamp- ment! heavy dog nor were you accompanied by your pet cane—and I havo neither cane nor canine, etth Positt deat, we shall never get into Port jaunting eet! Wo will still ness by giving way to a paroxysm of whooping cough till he had to sit down and regain his breath. The other Little tnnocente surrounded the Jarr’s, do- he manding money; Co} O12, be The Pr Publishing Co. wah, Uihe New York Word). E ought to take a nice walk like this ery day,” said “W Mra. Jarr, “Think of the way we lived cooped up in the town, ear me! What dreadfu! peopte!"’ when in half an hour by trolley we can pales Lg mk hence ied eave? §=©ald Women Who Work § rivets ie tim t's to Nature and over the open road and jem! They look as under the open sky! ly, oh!” erfed the husband, who had been @ good friend to his wife ever wince they had met and married. “When did you firat begin to ‘Yéarn beyond the myline,’ as Kipling says?’ With great tact Mr. Jarr kept back this time anything that might fred Vanderbilt and Cornelius Vander: | bilt’ Herlem jaunters unless we get doxs and walking sticks, But do you think cutting reply, only she couldn't think of any that would cut sufficiently, at erted Mre. Jarr. the Yandiord will allow us to keep a|they lead in the open air! I know A sign over a walking stick in the flat? THOY are never sick a day! And how] “Mikel, King of the Romany Ree, von Mra Jarr would have given him a|free! How sturdy! How innocei Pat Py ee youngsters, proved his healthful sturdl- and using frightful language when Mrs. Jarr forbade her husband to give them any, “Look at the dear little children!” “What a healthy life er in Destintes,”" " “Let us go in and have our destinios At this, one of the swarthy, ragged RE you weary of work? Do you A wish you were somebody you are not? Does the uselessness of Lady of Leisuré, She hae every- thing in the world} Ladies of Leisure By Sophie frene Loeb. : Coppright, 1912, by The Press Pablishing Oo, (The New York World), dealt in," suggested Mr, Jarr, as women, begging for money for the babies they carried in thelr arms, pressed around them, and dogs barked at thelr heels and the Gipsey children followed them with taunting and opprobrious cries. though they would murder one for any money one ight have. ‘Mr. Jarr was rather taken back atthe sinister manner of the Romany people himeelf, But a clicking sound from th is much happier than I. When plea 1 King’s tent reassured him teenie ure comes to HER it means a comparl-| Very few murders, assaults und rob. son in her life, Every hour of her | beries take place within the found of a ‘oi Would say to me—Well, why don't’ the Romany Rye, you stop and go to work Mikel was a man with lon: oy ‘ is, unkempt ‘Ah, that is just it! hair down in his eyes and mingling with Where would| Es Copyright, 1912, by The Prees Publisiing Co, (The New York Wo:t'), A “REASONABLE WIFE" is one who never asks the rcason 0; © her husband does, nor stops to reason about anything he t When you hear a man protesting vehemently that he neve: will merry, just remember that it's the boy who is afraid that whistles in the dark. The woman who has to be baited and the man who has to be snered may make the love-chase exciting, but they are seldom the kind that con be domesticated after you've caught them, A husband rarety complaine of being “misunderstood;” probably because he knows that it's lucky for him that he is. When a man starts in to mourn to a girl about the color of his past, we time for her to decide on the color of the wedding decorations, “O Death, where is thy sting?” when a woman stops to reflect that there will be no new fall styles in halos, with which to grapple, from year to year! A woman might forgive a man all his sins if it weren't for the eelf- complacence with which he goes around bragging about them, When mothers will bring up their sons with the same high ideale of daughters with the same practical common sense that they inatil tm ‘their sons, matrimony will cease to be a failure, Alas, most girls fancy that the royal road to a iife of ease ia via the bridal path. . HERE, THERE ANS EVERY WHERE. BY BvVBRYVBovy AVID CRAUM wouldn't be so much D of a fatlure if he wasn’t always taking his own advice. The Hedgeville Editor, last one that has a chance to tell about her troubl has the worst ones. ' { m.! Old Fork says that when the women get together the Prof. Pinhed says that you can dis- tinguish the human from the beast by observing that the hume. continues wing after he has more thar he need: The Ladies’ Shakespearian Club ts try- ing to find out whether Hamlet was the poet's brother or his uncle, Mrs. Derkes's best friend s anybody that will talk the worst about her ene- mics. “The way to a man's heart te through his stomach.” “That's why a lot of them think they're in love when they've got noth- ing worse than dyspepsia.” N elder and his friend, coming from a w A ding, began to'consider the atate in whl their potations had left thom. ly," said the elder, “Just stop a min Perhaps I don't walk steady wife might remark nome etked ghead, says Tid-Bits, and “How is it?) Am I walking straight?" “On, aye” answered Sandy thickly, “yetre | a’ recht; but who's that wi’ ye?" “Is it wiser to marry a young man or an old one?” “Tt all depends on whether you want to marry a doubtful Future or a doubtful Past.” rustic answered: ‘Baout three n He walked on and on, And then on some more. Then he met another rusttc and asked how far ne now Was from the town, “Oh, baout three miles," was the reply, And on he walked again, he hea trudged for another half hour or so he en- countered a third rustic and put the question once more. “You're just about three miles from the: answered the rub: ‘The traveller sighed, “Thank gocdness, i'm holding my own!" said he. H’ asked how far it was to the nearest town, © “Why do you wear such an ugly tief” “I can't think what else to do with it.” expert declares he tas evolved a Ea now and then some flower Ho hasn't. biue rose, There Is no rennnnennnnnnnnan, Moh thing in Why There la No | nature and nev- “Bive Rose” =f oF can be A ull, purplish, biulsh red rose @ evolved, But It is no more than the sky ts green, A gardener once evolved what passe! for a blue rose until tt was pro- duced tt by water se's roots with indigo. there ts never a blue flower, « flower and a Yellow flower of the same species, There are red roses and yellow roses but no blue roses, There are blue pansies and yellow pansies but no bright red pan- sles, There are rod hollyhocks and yel- low hollyhocks but no blue hollyhocks, And soon, all through the realm of flowers. No one knows just why, But it is true. Thus the bine rose, which has been sought for 900 years, has never been found. And tn spite of yearly ex- Pertnents that have cost in all many thousand dollars it probably will never exist, . seh Mire Si + | LOCATED. HANDICAPPED, “What is this?” “What are thi saying, “The picture of an automobile going mother?” a WAS Wares “I do not know, my ohtid,”” * * BUT happin Y out the best platform of all. It is shaped like a barrel with a Be as ek tee te oe Insta: UM oseg Toul 0818 raeans beard. He was aitired out- ; ides, T| wandly tn @ braided spigot in every plank. Ten beers e day for every man and three for Ranh Mrs, Jone Re Dresel, Mine Meee | agg] one long sine of| would not know how to begin. This slippers and a moth-eaten fex ry + " a at lelsure. Bhe is) 0 ") ” * every woman is the party war cry. Tho banner reads: Health, Happi-| Davia Keine, who, usually carries. a deibags ore— 8 obper existence has ao entered Into the| “Enter!” cried the en 7 Suave welliinbtellek’and tp socompanied a narrow of my bones that I would have|many encampment. “I crave your par- * ness and Hops! ee onl acer ' jelsure, to make myself over again to shake {t/don till I finish this forecast of the Coematiemceapl peptone nro “Noth I know why you didn't seom| Yet she ts never still, never at peace. | off market. Do you want a tip on Reading * to enjoy this Iittle excursion afoot,” said | In truth, ahe does not know the MFAN-| “The woman who works, I know, can-| or on Atehtson, Topeka and Santa Fe?" “ 5 aa Hungarian Parliament is at it again. Hungarians have beon| \, Jerr. “you were not em@rying your |ING of the word, In the morning her|not RWALIZH my state of being. 1| “No.” replied Mr. Jarr, “we are Juat ‘ -bor: liticians in the world. Day: | = = a conensrmeneaes | DFeakfast !s brought to her bed, A maid/know she thinks !f she had MY oppor fan trip, and seoing <4 called the greatest patural-born, po Wh dresses her and, when at home during’ tunitios she could do mo much, so much! encampment, stopped out of cur- when they feel in thé mood for statesmanship they tell off six police His Worry. the day, the maid ts continually about T have heard them talk itke that, |{osity. | How are Gipeva common ant md jslator and screw down everything loose. her with service—EVMERLASTING wer-! “I¢ T had been right down in the | Destinies preferred? ® men for each leg’ ything vice. living, throbbing every-day REALITY| | Mikel, the Romany ruler, groaned and eepaanetmenriathiaa The lady travels much, When she /of things perhaps 1 would think s0, too, Sra a feront slipper at a dog that ve a . i ‘i ; goos abroad the most expensive state-{ for I would FEEL the need. Certainly, | 94 burrowed tn under the tent. » UT in Arizona the Colonel gathered his Rough Riders about him Fooms are hers and at the hotels he ts!I give money to worthy causes, but tho] "70 sbeak colloquially,” ho reptted, and swapped stories of the shot and shell of 98, “It was only mistress of all she surveys. She leaves| DOING of work Js not essential. And Lhe Gibeey aed on se hoa I a little war,” sighed the Colonel, “but it was all the war thero was.” A pial St Conga, ang 8 AALON Of HA ther Pet Rolous Goving ‘Blcture erase, and. the . ; i . wherever she move nd there you are! . mae Bnet What sadder spectacle than that of a mighty warrior mopiuz Ae long going. she ts! ‘This woman longs for the glow of «| tact that she weeny Hees ane fen * 3 : he times. On one hand, the credulous * through an age of peace! carried on by the momentum of things. | well-spent day. ‘There tt ts In a nut: | ere, ‘pat : paras p through an ago of p m5 But if she stops she !s lost, For tine shell, She has #0 much LEISURE that|ero’t ese sie motion Haste Siena hangs HEAVY on her hands. She gets! she does not know HOW to get tt. tach Coane tetas ctins. tine hee lonesome, feverish and fretful and| Which Is happier, then—we who work |..>” pai bat i ied Ps Lett from the Peopl thinks she ts horribly NEGLECTED, | with a continuous hope looming up and| ‘on eecendcinid ceromntie tee be etters } copie She, too, wishes, bu something in the future to look FOR+{iong story, though!" he added with a go } Me for what. The uselessnens #* WARD to, or this woman whote every) sigh, “Gimme the making# and I'll tel! ‘ The *Bighteen Ser ‘weather of the year, After that we wi! looms up large for her but for a DIF-/day 1s spent in killing time? While about it." ‘To the Haltor of The Evening Word be more or jut in" by winter, It FERENT reason riches do not bring happiness, we will have to waft unt!l to-mor- My anawer to the manuf ‘ason that most fll- “If only I had something to do!" does poverty, say you. Qut row to be lum submitted by B, Katz men | ness oceurs beonuse there ts lack of ven- she sald to me; ething that hat a Yet the HAPPY MEDIUM of doing on “= ie dave o y, | lation, exercieg and cor diet, Te Ni only = 0 for six days = 108 un for one day, roltg and correct To MPANING, If 1 only had some Indus- things and being responsible for them, | F Thewotore $1,781 + 108 — O16 1-00 avons) DOANT® OO ae Per eT ate try! Being industrious to me means so that when a REAL pleasure comes eee BARR AD ATION: * a y —" UK! Take i ; sured, 4 { » RMCOGNIZED.ah e tn the nursery, fhe day's output per man, Proof, 108 idee) note Gatly walke, head back, having my nails manicured, my hatr It ts readily RECOGNIZED-~ab Mollte a her ialetraen Vephar 1h $0 1-36 = $1,731, M. |uhoulders squared, ipa shut, breathing thampooed or my face massaged, And |, some compensation, some bal | the matter? Can't you keep the bab, walk slowly, rexularly and depply through the ‘during the pr (hat sour tttle voice the commordice, every-lay xeale of | quiet?" ; y To the TeAitor of The Brening World: nostrils, It {s nature's own medicim,| “Don't worry! You'll get justice!” |o¢ my maid just gets on my nerves so things! “Bure, mum," repiied Mollie, “T can't * For the next two months aproximately|reavers, Try tt, Walk! “Th just what is worrying |1 could scream. TOO MUCI@.EISURE MAKES THE] xeop him quiet unless I let him make a wo should have the finest, most bracius BROOKLYN DOCTOR [me.” | “Lenvy the @pman who works, She BREAD OF LIFE UNPALATABLE, ! nolse,""—Lippincott's . - \ | dust” Birmingham “Ag at high speed,” * {or "I don't see anyuf@ng but a cloud of} “But why do the; he? y dance all day inaidg the cloud of erala ell, consid, st ~Saas foe gs MS