The evening world. Newspaper, August 13, 1912, Page 12

ESTABLISHED BY JOSEPH PULITZER. Peblished Dally Except Sunday by the Preas Publishing Company, Nos 88 to rt Bey Park Row, New York. ny RALPH PULITZER, Preaident, 62 Park Row J, ANGUS SHAW, Treasurer, 62 Park Row. JOSEPH PULITZER, Ir. Secretary, 63 Park Row. nse ——$—$—_—_$_——— Entered at the Post-Office at Now York ax Gecond-Class Matter. Gubscription Rates to The Evening] For Bneland and the Continent and ‘World for the United States All Countries in the International and Canada, One Year $ Postal Union. $3.50) One Year. .80] Ona Month wt Sata NO, 18,619 A LAWLESS RECORD. HAT is to be the end of this folly? . To the remonstrances of foreign nations that the Pan- ama Tolls Bill passed by both Senate and House violates a formal treaty entered into by the United States and sacrifices our sacred word to sordid greed, what do we reply? That, forsooth, we are building this canal, and therefore rules) ‘we make for others don’t apply to us! Are our legislators schoolboys? Already the European press is showing us what to expect. The Lotidon Times voices British feeling in terms carefully measured but; none the less firm: The interests involved are too great and the rights, as we conceive, infrinbed are too plain for us to refrain from e Gsserting them as strongly as the forms of intercourse with a a friéndly nation will allow, bd eh = | ‘ Bhould diplomcey fail to solve the controveray—a contin- “gency we can hardly think probable—confident in the goodn 4 of our cause, we shall unhesitatingly prupose to submit the | Mspute to the arbitration of The Hague, ‘ Suppose President Taft signs the bill. Suppose the question foes go to The Hague. What shall this nation say in that august ¢ourt? : Having stolen the site for the canal, having declined to take our dealings with Colombia to The Hague on the ground that the , tribunal is-for great nations and not for little ones, now we declare that rules and tolls are for those who use the canal and not for us who webuild it. a Shall we stick to this tone? Shall we, the proud patrons of peace and arbitration, go before our boasted Hague Tribunal and declare that since we invented arbitration we don’t have to arbitrate? What is the Panama Canal? Is it one of the greatest conquests ‘of engineering, one of the grandest benefits ever secured to the civi- lized world? Or is it a cheap promoter’s trick to skin the neighbors? ey Oe A NATURAL TWINKLE. HE tresident Emeritus of Harvard University met the Great Man of the new Republic of China. “Yuan Shi Kai is a fine says Dr. Eliot, “and has a tremendous responsibility. 21 think he is fully conscious of the responsibility,-although when he «is talking with you there is a humorous twinkle in his eye.” " Well, why not? When you are the big noise in a race of 439,- 8,000,000 people occupying an area of 4,277,000 square miles that has iedone: business at the same stand for four thousand years or more: "When you can boast a religion too old to have any age; when you ; have just pushed over the last of a row of dynasties running back forty centuries; when you have got a wily old empire like Japan rubbing its eyes and wondering what to make of you; and somebody from an infant nation in its second century comes along and won- . ders if you don’t want a few points—how can you help twinkling a little, responsibilty or no responsibility? -_ oho : ge new Rosenthal case suspect arrested in Hot Springs, who heralds his return to New York with the announcement that _ pine thousand policemen are waiting to kill him, that what he has ¢ to tell will lift the lid of lids and that he will give $500 to any one who will smuggle him into the city unbeknown to the police, has staged a fine entrance for himself. But the most important man in the piece doesn’t usually make the most noise in the wings. ————-—-——— Cos Cob Nature Notes PN the early morn tately hoarse hoots come out of the mist bi tween us and Oyster Bay, across the Sound, which caused . one of the new commuters, Who ts funny, to say it is the call of « the Bul Of course it ts anly + the fog whistle on Captain's Island, and {not our nolsy nelghvor, Col, Roosevelt. ) BI Peck says the Colonel 1s going to make the two other parties, named + Democratic and tepublican respective- oly, atretch their necks, “ CROMB of ovr hitherto apathetic Democratic citizens are awakening 4 to the thought (hat the Post-om. ip Horseneck pays one of R. Jay's brothers-in-law $3,500 « year and hus ome money left for another one who 5 used to be P.M. but now assists, 8 we understand {t out here, when Ee A 1. Roosevelt becomes President in he will fix the price at ‘which Alva Worden can sell beef, pork, , Jamb, chicken, &c., instead of the cold- be something of @ coincidence, as Cos Cob has a Hub also. It ts the dirty| place where lazy people throw the rubbish around the align put up by the Temporary Selectmen saying they mustn't, af road to let the soldiers go by to defend N, Y. in the war game, Saturday the water sprinklers quit a the oll sprinklers sprayed the road just | in time to have the thunder showers Wash all the ofl into the gutters or into what is now the biggest puddie in town, which the Highwayman has left on top of the bridge. We suppose when he! builds the road over again he will te! each little atone down with a piece of fish line. It would save money! TT’: saying that the rain falls alike on the just and the unjust is hardly accurate. For the past five ® hardly any has fallen here in mmier, but they have had plenty up back, HE Highwayman opened the Post ‘ | The ‘ ‘B gollies! maybe. , and he says in Denver no)!*, 4 osion and burns up and scorches all) we ae because they die on the high! “But when summer coine T aan't “we the paint off mommer's new dining-! ried man's soclal activities ts a pla: mountains, and for that I guess it is) !t much, so T let lttle tzay have tt room table, and burns a hole in the/ ike Gusts. Get me?” a the reason the Killscats or the Cata-| And now, you seo, we'll have another tanto cloth, and smokes up the ceiling.) “gure,” ald the glazier. Kills mountains get a nar |inkstand in the house to show com-| Oj: Ol! How it burned, lke gasolene.” psihict Lt “How is Sidney doing asked Mr, | PANY use in cold weath “It was uloid, most likely?” satd Jarr, and Mr, Slavinsky put down his! “Yes, and when the blustery winter! Mr, Jarr, **You should have been more A PIGEON WAR. put-ln kit to ease his shoulders ws the family once more around the | careful.” With the object of reducing the num. he stood beside Mr, Jarr at rful hearth you can take up t “It had on {t an Indian's face mit a) ber of wood pigeons, whose deproda- black stand, | great indoor eport of writing your! pipe in tt. and wrote on it wes ‘May! tions are a matter of serious concern to “Shidney is doing fine,” said) Mr,| name while th ed and delighted An Your Troubles End tn Smoke.’ BY! the farmers, an organized shooting Slavinsky. “I don't ain't got to su dren, breath! with excitement, | Chorge! My troubles almost begun im! took place in Devon recently. The ar port him any more, and once already | Ki vound and wateh, a fire!” remarked Mr. Slavinsky plain- rangements were carried out by local he has wrote his mommer that when fd Mr. Slavinsky. “And al tt he bring her an ink stand made out of a comes back I ain't going’ to have no company any more at my house when my wife Is away up in Solomon County in the Killskats lavinsky. from the » Storage man at Stamford, who does it «pow. Also, how much ice Johnny Maher 2 can call a hundred pounds, and other things that affect the cost of living. ‘He will tell Frank Palmer how much ‘wagos he must pay and how much rent _ he shall charge also to his workmen. He J Will not be able to tell the folks in! | Nova Scotla «nd Singapore and such tePlaces how much they shall pay Frank for his celebrated gasoline engines; but Perhaps this can be attended to when * we get more battleships. At present the * gole representative of what is called government in our midst !@ Charley } Munginger, our genial Postmaster, but . "We suppose there will be others when! «Theodore comes to pass. plentiful, Kiderberry pie is very wood to eat Lf the cook puts ti) ‘ T™ elderberry crop sVarse and \ Plenty of sugar and bakes #0 the juice ceeds ‘ne mall Mavor is worth whi! e © GyMOKE is now {stuing from stack S No. 2 et the power house and stack No. 3 ts completed. When all the »Pollers are going Mr, Mellen will shove! 00 tons of coal per day in our We hope he doesn't have to pay for it ap the rest of us do, By, we may run aaere as far) ‘Bestoa, which 1s the Thig will Ht Quire A NUHBER OF You FELLOWS ARE EMPLOvVED SAVING LIVES 1 Suppose on Shidne fe an actor mit the moving pictures, mountains,” sald Mr, Slavinsky, (the neighborhood glazier. "Cal i, Catskill!’ corrected Me. Jarr. “And you mean Sullivan County, West “Well, JOE ally | the stones they diy out of the m The Evening World Daily Magazine, Tuesday, August 13, Copyright, a ae Crees Pabtianing Oo t, 1912, (The New York World. | 8 and diamond stones, You know, nes out West to make jewe Jarr. uvenir inkstands ornamented with Colorado mineral specimens. The have little numbers on the bits mineral, and then, printed on the bot- Atlantle City on ft vonée, but he'll ‘hundred kinds of gold stones and silver | ( Js writing his name at home like th. Ivey can don bring ink fro} Listen !— tee ] TELL You HOW EVERY MAN CAN SAVE HIS Owed WE. of tom of the stand, are descriptions of the minerals, numbered corresponding: | ly 0, 23—-Moss Agate.’ ‘No, 18—iroa| pyrites or fool's gold,’ and so on.” “Sure, that’s {tl sald Mr. Slavinsky.| “T had a fine inkstand with a pleture of|the stogie ashes in and I get down a 6 my the (== BEEEEERSOORESES AE COFEEEEEESSESSOSS SECEEESSESESESESS Mr. Jarr Learns of Trouble That for Once Isn’t Pointing His Way. POSTS TTTST STS TTS 99995 95959999995s SOSTTRIRTIFETITET “That only made more trouble,” sald | thing about not having company any|Mr. Slavinsky dolefully. “After we get) nore while your wife was away?” re-|the fire out of that Kills soowinesr | marked Mr. Jarr, as he glanced up from| sh tray and get the game of skat! watching the progress of Tony's artistic) 80ing again, I sald to my Mttle lazy: aeeallbhine ‘Izzy you go get something out of the Kitchen, @ pan of some kind, for your Popper's friends to throw their stogie! ; butts tn.’ Inzy gets something and se's {t ou the floor, and we play for a long time, and when the game is through what do you think I found out?’ | T can't imagine,” replied Mr. Jarr. “What did you find out?" \ “That Izzy he had brought in trom} “But you were going to say some- aid Mr. Slavinsky, “What a bawling out 1 am golng to get when my vife comes home! Muller and Semidt and Bepler come to the house) to play skat with me last night, and| Muller 1s smoking stogles and so ts all of us, and he asks for something to put jfancy ash tray writ an Indian's head Midy ley was always erying for !G)on it that my v# sends from the Cat- | the kitchen that pan that fs all full of and we give it to him and he seraped) skills as a ent she bought herselt| holes to strain things through!” | the picture of Aviantle City off it and) to remember the place’ —— ‘The colander?” sugszes 2” suggested Mr. J traded that for a roller skate, and he] “A souvenir of the Catskills ‘Sure, sald the worried Mr Slavin- traded the inkstand mitout the plcture| gested Mr. Jarr, : skys “And what do you think it will for a wagon, But I missed that inkstan}.| -phat's it,"" replied Mr. Slav cost me to clean that rug before my Some nights in the winter I'd use itd | “on the pottom it's marked ‘Made tn| vite gets home and neces Ite” H my vife would say to the young ones ermany.’ Well, Muller puts a stogie) ss * ; ! x he, Slavinsky,” sald Mr, ; “'Now, keep qulet, children, popper! stump In it and It burst into an ex-| y Jarr, as he hopped down from the bootblack stand, | committees in connection with the Devon t Farmers’ Union, with the co-operation ou should have used a metal tray ‘Th’ beginnin’ uv the learned ‘bout spoonin’ sence then—say!/ City, N. Y., don’t beat this much! | 1 bet I could practice on a actress now,| There couldn't be nothin’ much riskier ‘thout her knowin’ thet {t wasn't my} than Saylomee dance In th’ moon: Coprright, 1012, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New York World), — HEBE three things Man feareth; Oysters out of season, A Babe that plays with fire, and aWoman who can reason! 2. Last year's sandals and yesterday's fish, Last night's kisses and last weck's wish Are, to a man, things gone and past— Likewise the wonein before the last! 8. The soul of a man is white—or dlack, or yellow, or dun; But a woman's soul is a rainbow and a Roman sash in one. 4 Empty the words of the prayer, when the Pharisee prayeth aloud; Empty the words of love, when he praiseth thee in a crowd. Yet, he that is cold in the crowd, but seeketh thine ear when alone, In the land of the Great God Isis by the name of “Cad” shall de knowm 5. Aa the peart that I dropped in the glass can never again be mine, So many a pearl of woman's love hath a man dissolved—in wine. * 6. Geese flock not alone; sheep will follow sheep; So this little mazim I would have ye keep: Would ye conquer all men, make a fool of one— The rest will turn toward thee, as lies to the sun. 7 The young man calleth for wine, the old for crystal water. Seek not to enslave a BOY 'till thou art thirty, Daughter, Not on the Hotel Register By Alma Woodward. NO. 3— (Remarks of the Proprietor of the Mountain House.) BETRA YED! Copyright, 1912, by The Prees Publishing Oo. (The New York World). ON'T it beat all how things kin, Y'know, frum all th’ iearnin’ I had got drag fer a time an’ then all on @/ down in thet place, watchin’ others, I sudden whoop up like ginger?! knowed thet a feller thet got too sud- ason wus so slow | den fresh got a good call; so I started ‘round here thet I used to gape my |out as partikeler as th’ dooce! I guese head off right after I'd finished milkin'|I talked most ‘bout the ice boatin’ tn at 490-A. M. An’ now, by heck, lots) winter an’ th’ turkeys I wuz raisin’ fer o’ nights sees me up at 10, watchin’ th'| Thanksgivin’ time. srov Then th’ little rascal (I guess she wus tryin’ to git me to Kiss her, all right) she says she'd dance fer me in th’ moonlight. An’ she let down her Ratr. Such hair! All full uv crinkles, an’ satin to f An’ I wus thinkin’: “Wal, T guess th’ white lights uv Broadway, New York First off there wuz nothin’ to set on/ down in th’ grove ‘cept logs; and when| the spooners went down there it wuzn't comfortable, I guess. So I took & spring to myself an’ bought a lot o' second-hand hammicks down tew Per- kinses an’ hung ‘em—an’ what I ain't Mght!* when all on a sudden T heard @ little sqeal frum th’ other side uv th’ grove. Now, I knowed thet squeal. It come from my old woman! In a minute I sneaked behind a clump uv syringas an’ took in th’ picture; an’ there she wuz, character to be a high Mier! I had a Mittle experience th’ other night. I'll tell ye about if ye don't let it git ng further. A few days ago at th’ Mountain House we had a gal boarder. I ‘low she wa'nt | much older'n my Cornella, But she had| eyes like sky rockets an’ a mouth thet|the Jazebel, with th’ arm of a fat, sassy looked Ike she et nothin’ but straw-| drummer thet sells corsets down tew berries! She didn't take much to th’| Liberty every three months ‘round her fellers at th’ hotel, but she wuz allus| best black sateen frock! She musta trailin' me! had thet frock on under the bedclothes I wuz doin’ my durndest to be clr-) when I seen her asleep. cumspec’ y'know; but when a gal thee} Wal, what could I do? T couldn't say has all the spry ways uv a chipmonk|nothin', could I, or she'd a caught me an’ the face an’ figser uv what they|al! smellin' uv jockey club cologne an’ call a Saylomee gits In th’ buggy ‘long-|with th’ hair uv the Saylomee dancer side ye,, you kinder fergit thet yer a/all twisted ‘round my neck? But, gosh blue Presbyterian—in fact, ye forgit|days! I tell you T got so hot under th’ ‘most everything, I ‘low! | collar thet I bust open th’ neckband uv Bo IT went down to th’ store an’ Ij my made tie! bought a made tle, blue an’ red, an’ a! And thet's why I say th’ hotel bust- y-lookin’ collar an’ a bottle uv cologne. | ness {s demoralizin'! That wife uv mine ‘An’ when th’ wife wuz under th’ blan- wuz born right here tn this county, an’ kets I spiked up real smart an’ spilled/ she ain't never beon out uv it; and yet th’ cologne all over my hair an’ the she kin fool me thet’s bin tew New shoulder uv my coat, where she most | York twice! Mkely'd put her hecd. An’ I asked the; Thet’s what th’ gal down tew th’ grove! leer you, stranger. The Day’s Good Stories “Henry, brivg yo of the evange! sis,” a A Cheerful View. MASSACHUSETTS family had o famfy horse of walch they were very fond, IA When it got too old for service they sent Mt to japend tts declinicg years im the pastures bot a tarme Inasinuch as the distance would Was shipped by r hote! Keep business does out uv It! id open the eyes ‘ Fixing Them. N English clergyman visiting this country A tells of @ Bishop in Engiand who wl church in his to rated received tnnny letters Tae muenitect bad disfigured useless decoration fe icterior with mace An jnspecttyn ‘cordingly summoneed ere, au hag wrong malit ranced apparently fi the catoh aight of four wo guarding the pelpit for old Fri home, Among those who 4 obancel he too such to his new 4 his departure with vome kind, See ene futur that ed Mr. Jarr. of do ft in of the landowners, and it is estimated that nearly 6,000 guns were engaged. e 8 ow By 1012, by The Press Publishing Co. (The New York World.) — You KNow A CROWNING MAN WILL SLING TO Fy STRAW: —— WELL, MAKE EVERY BAIHER THE A FEW STRAWS, WITH HIM—! Sullivan ae I wat, do thore flmires represent !”” be asked year-old daughter, lata” Kounily looking ows ey appear to bo aaleep,” ow, atier a deep sigh, she «Deyo enibk tot? ith @ cheerful expression to her father “1 certainly 4 Whereupon the architect called out to ® man 1 vas just thinking how funny old frank quo Wao et Wors On one of ihe pews: most Hook sitting oa Che'y ust eusifans,""—BAyplme —-~—.— He Knew It. wr" L. ¢. mon Probe t to Washington as fer the Asso. frivud to how Jin a proper intro Finally they went Missot aud made Probert Lonls myself," vouchseted a withers ie suit which the resinst the Associated “1 remember that case very well,” “1 was on the Associated Pre ued Probert with great 20u oUF lawyers male the Wook Hike an tdiet ore 90," said fellow on the other si ne dryly Vo “Twas the Hae Magnaigg, —_> The Penalty of Politeness. TEN James J. 10 is in the humor he on of W + wong hls Bae, med jatt oft crow | that com: 7 Who Was romething \ ot a grow |. 00-0 2a wiien the polite bra dee: ime exvatia.ing uyou the becomes of nature es seca, trom Ger whispered to the o 1 song 00 228 f0tl me how the fore! bh er! Suerwane’® ne,