The evening world. Newspaper, June 6, 1912, Page 21

The Eveni ‘*S’Matter, Pop?’’ aA PuT THESE THINGS IN House And Tit Ste ABOUT THis AN CAN HAVE ME PUT OFF IT) ~ 2 8 & ee “ATE THIS STUFF! IM GONNA ‘TALK To Sel 7] ape pda UAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT YOUNG RowD Y¥ out IN YY BYVEAWBODy. “Rn” Thad my way a man ‘d have to court a gal fifteen or twenty year before he coud marry her. Then everybody ‘a be happy that long anyway.” “Ef St. Paul wus to come back on’ airth an’ offer me @ hoss, saying {t wus @ six-year-old, the fust thing I'd do would be to look at its teeth.” “There air one in | thing I've always said er whiskey when other peo- ple wuz talkin’ agin’ it. It'll git a man inter trouble but {t's always ready to help him fergit it." “There ain't no full-blooded man Itvin’, Miss Bassett, that kin keep all ten of the commandments all the tim: “I never could bear to stand an’ listen to a feller that could beat me lyin’. “Do you know why a hen wouldn't do fer @ politician? Because every time ohe lays an cackies €o's to everybody know it."—Hiram Bilal Maxims, in Drew Tuft's novel of the smoking car. ‘A lady has faint- game mame. I ed in the next car! Has anybody @ot any whisky?” he asked. Instantly a half-dozen flasks were handed out to him, says Lippincott’s Magazine. Taking the nearest one, he turned the bottle up and took a vis drink, then, handing the flask back, said: ‘Thank you, It always did make me feel sick to see @ lady faint.” You use @ lot of words whose origin you don't know. Here are @ few ia- stances, Once there was a statesman whose head was thtck and who had no marked characteris tice. His name was “sithouette,” and black, empty outlines took their name from him. aid Philip of Macedon to the Laconihns: ‘It I enter your city I ‘will destroy and the Laconians an- wewered: ‘If!” Hence “laconic.” Our word “sincere” is said to come from the Latin “sine cerum” (unsealed), meaning, open or above board, “Exon- erate’ had nothing to do with the word “honor.” It comes from the Latin “es,” meaning “from,” and “onus,” meaning “purden'"’—1. ¢., “to free from burden.” B wee « country physician, a kindly man who loved bis patients, says the Popular Magazine. No night Was ever too cold for him to get out of ‘his bed and ride ten or twelve miles to the bedside of a sick man, Th whole countryaide loved him and trusted him, and many families rose up every day to call blessed. HE man rushed excitedly into the into a deep well es wanding at the front gate. A kindly neighbor came by with an inquiry about the mother’s health. "@he's going to die,” said the iittle girl, suddenly. “How do you know?” asked the neighbor, ‘That doggoned old doctor says 20," replied the caer “and I guese he's right. He knows what he gave The Goat thought w INCE the investigation started regarding some recent S gossip Dr. Derke is holding bis wife incommunicado, Te giaee) David Creum expected to gather a large peach crop thie year, but hie neighbors a! ding a high board fence, ( Dan Gorib says that in no other age have the humorists @own such originality ip telling the familiar jokes, long horns managed t edge of the well. “Good-bye frien member next time, advice of a man In d Once upon a time ¢ Rev, Frost says that the reason there is #0 much trouble in thie world ip be- cause @ majority of the people are only bumen. wanted to do somethi which is the way of t One day he met a fr ‘The crowd was getting 90 large at the church dedication 4, in the friend that he h yesterday Rev, Frost had to threaten to take up @ collection, Now, it caine to pas put all his trust and Some of Napoleon's Cleverest Maxims. Before one knows how to govern he) past and the future; the present is only gern learn to pay the price, which is @ painful tradition, the battlefield of the Bemself; if needs be he must know how/old and the young, Whioh will win? te lay down his life, The future, of course, Wi —_— future {9 intelligence, industry, To fear death {fs little; the great law)the past, brutal force, privileges kee fe to know how to suffer the tnevitable ignorance. In the future victories will ‘ —_ be accompiteh cann Je countrion of wbeclute rule it takes|tayenete nes mene cannon and sane Bat one will to put down abuses; under pay the assembly eystem, five hundred, ‘The diggest peril is at the moment of way to turn, scheme?" said the fr: with me, it may turn of it, there might be Avtseener to in the 014 testament; | “°t'7* a to make. ‘the new, chowed Preace wha’ aa >; let der aw sn ome velopments, With tho addition ‘Wer will become an —_— put in the friend w: exachreatsm, Ore Wwe qyeteme Che Cho pelten terest more than they nd. esis and jumped down into the well. the Fox immediately jumped on her back, and by putting his foot on her The man had a little money. he had a ttle SURPLU! thing and did not know !f (t was ‘Why not put your money tend. have my ALL in ft and {f you can ris | eye, Ca Fables of ‘veryday Folks By Sophie Irene Loeb 1 from which he ards, and as there. But at last there came a rift in the lute, a note of dis “Oh, have you} cord in the general @ong of the doctor's praises. not hi 2 paid 4 woman became very iI! and her Httle daughter was the Fox, "there 15 going to be a great drought, 60 I jump- ed order to be sure to have water by why come down, down here in don't you too?" ell of this advice, But ‘o jump up to the said the Mox, “ree ‘Never trust the iMoulties,’ here Was a man. In truth money. it so that 5 it could make MORE money for him, he world, fend and confided had @ Httle money that he would like to tnvest somo way | and what did the friend thinl, about 1 that Sie friend “crust” in ONE on In truth he was in the midst of 4im- culties and aid not know exactly which into my "You see I out well’ @ chance for ME Things went along without many de- money able to help him-|" © Witla Waring the man in the ‘gis He even though he had not yet come OUT | Copyright, 1912, by ‘The Pree Publishing Co, (The New York World), THE SEEKER OF ADVICE. ¥ an unlucky chance @ Fox fell samo 4iMculties he had been in. One morning the man awoke to the could not get out, A Goat passed fact that the thing had assumed such by shortly after proportions that it was not easy to asked extrictte himself. the Fox what he he had gone into a thing that had made doing down #OMis succes: arrived at suc But take. So he of the hole at @ loss. MORA IN SBEKING FROM FOUND | FROM HIM WHO AWAITS IT. WISDOM HAS clothing @ mistake with intentions does not wipe out the mis- t x Coprrigut, 1017, ee rd Oh, the anzious moments Bob spends waiting at the church—while Bessie primpst How to Add Ten He realized that if rhaps he would have #8 himself, 563 good was forced to come out SUCCESS LEARN THE MAN WHO IT RATHER ame As it tn th The Day’s Good Stories Coppright, 1912, (« The Press Pudding Co, (The New York World.) 7 The Prevs New York World), et ng World Daily Magazine, Thursday, June 6. ) JM GONNA See THAT Boy {1F Ouy wire, Youn UFFIAN'S PARENTS, PEACEABLY, OTHER WISRE Years to By J. A. H Your Life usik, M. D. os nnnnnan Copynaht, 1012, by The Pres Publishieg Co, (The New York World), THE HEALTH VALUE OF SEA BATHIN 8 a tiygienic measure sea bath- ing 1s @ most healthful form Of exercise. This can be made use of only during the several montha-of summer, and dur- ing that time ft is well for those within Teach to enjoy it {n full measure Ordinarily the bath 1s taken merely for the purpose of reducing t of the body during the ee summer, but were this the to be derived it would hardly be worth while, » temperature nly benefit @ means of keeping the body cool @ poor measur: © its effects in direction are very fleeting. Every one knows how acon after @ sea bath he era heat of feels even hotter than before. Its value, however, Hew in other directions, and tt in through these that sea bathing adds to the general health and prolongs lite. Sea bathing ts in the open alr. air 19 not ouly ordinarily pure, fresh air, but It ts laden with oxygen In the Air charged with amati | of ozone Im very beneficial to | the human system, Sea bathing induces deep breathing, It 1s familiar to every one how deep | breaths are unconsciously taken as soon as the body ts immersed tn the water, | ‘The deep breathing of ogontzed air oxy-| genates the blood and atimulates the body as nothing else can, Sen bathing induces general activity and exercise, elther through the efforts made to swim or by the jumping againat and battling with the wav Sea bathing Je both # local and @ gen: | « ny eral toni The salt water ta b ."* ahe quietly announced, “that's the kind heneficial The Reason. papa always buys won, he's running for effice. |‘ th@ skin, while the bath as « whole AURCH UMiER—That woman 1 jast seated to [7 Anew the odor,” Five douary a thowand, Howe: | tONe# UD the nervour aystem, Bathing ( Mrs, Stuciup, Ghe had me sent rovat to foaled ‘you, Geonte. in the ocean ts for th the back dor one day sriem 1 called at | 800 was a ail eho did not amie, ve Sask Seiten St arent the howe on @ busines errand, Made ine (rns act the business through @ servant, too; but I've i tained ign on ber ws iment. Really,” Pn cathe snd Auto-Irrigation. missed wit comic actor pro, cousiiment as that "A comic actor, in Los Angeles, he said, compligeent as that, @ given her one of the best Weit half an hour, She's right lass whadow wil! thiow a red n with “1 hardly deserve such « Even if 1 could do what ihe ced, I'd tbardly deeerve much « spring vlanting that was under way io Lie ub ter r-uom| selves.’ * Adenly dA * he said, the idea ering that the yovwers will work on the p cause the plants to irrigate (oem Washington Star, pine oa Another Brand. a “™ boar ori ‘to plant onions with none’ toes! Mr, put his hand in ta, cone, tate’ “Gimme th ‘The poor old woman ausrendered the basket Py 6 Aioure, bal old Curtie nrtis, of course, aaid | reason for this ‘singular charge!” * ‘Hel a dollar for the drive and $2 for your Custio eagwesed, grutiy,’ came tn from the of Iuneh wan heavy they hus hand and sald Hanna) t basket, & grateful look, UTHER BURBANK, ¢he plant wisard, dis ‘That's real kin! 0 y@, Joshua," dhe quavered, na jem, at a apitng lunchecu | Kind! gruuted the ola anen, | "1 wus afeared somewhat overwhelming | yo'd git lost, ESE The Price of Sass. wasn ts used to drive Butler, every afternoon ly talkative, Mra, I hour or ay and then rT atood oie talk * . Curt, Topay you to drive, not to said Srv, Butler, the | cromed a crowded said in her eitf. | benefit to perso: rvousness and neurasthenia, { Sea bathing ja one of the forms of exercise that ts Induiged in with pleas. ure and delight. It seldom needs to be forced upon one, The pleasure it affords and the se of well betng it gty make It conducive to health and long lite, | Several rules with regard to sea bath-! ing must be observed so that it may not | be overdone. The bath must never be Prolonged to the point of fatigue, or till the body !# unduly chilled. thing tl one’s teeth chatter or till the lips be- come blue 1s not only unbygtente but may even at times lead to immediate fatal reulte. Discontinue bath as soon as signs of Aiscomfort appear. Half an hour at | most is ordinarily suMclent for a bath, Many constitutions cannot etand more than @ few minutes of it. Never bathe within two hours after a meal. Per- }eons affitcted with weak heart or with disease of the kidneys should never risk the danger of a cold #ea bath | With the foregoing precautions sea thing will refresh and invigora stimulate and revivify, add to the gen- eral bealth and prolong life, | breadth mr fiven Serene By Col. John (Published by Authority of the (Copyright, 1804, by D, Appleton Co.) BYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS, In the year 2000 A. D. four Americay scientists —tortlandt. Avrault. Bearmarden aad waters over st Maat tye he lege rae atte ats! © CHAPTER Vil. Exploration and Exeltement. HEN they awoke the flowers of @ cathedral organ, the chant rising trem all around them, and the aun was al- natural epring, in whtoh the water was at about blood heat, they prepared for breakfast by taking a beth, and then “It was etupid of us not to think of it,” anid Boarwarden, “yet it will be too much out of our way to returm to the “We have two rifles and a gun,” sald Ayrault, “and have also plenty of water and wood for a fire. All we need is “The olf excuse, that tt has been al- ready shot out, cannot hold here,” sald Cortlandt. hor pneumatic legs, and not knowing the advantage given us by our rifles, added Bearwarden, “it should not be have seen nothing edible, though now ould not be too particule: but near a spring like thls that kin fetuer that woay stray dnt were singing with the volume ready above the horizon. Finding a deep found they had brought nothing to eat. Callisto.” game.” ‘Beolng that we have neither wings shy olther. So far,” he continued, ‘we must exlat tion is," said the professor, @ game like warm wate: If we can follow thi been on the surface tin it apreads out, find a huntsma: “A bright “Let's have our Deepwaters would or eye open.” The stream flowed off in a southeast- erly direction, #0 that by following ft noes. sald the pro- must be , for the we shail doubtless paradise,” isd \d Bearwarden, ‘wady, and, as old keop our weath- ard to realize,” hat those mount hundred mil foveral reason that they are almoat entiroly above the horison. This apparent ut ness and wile range af vision 13 of course the result of Jupiter's vant sine. With suficientiy keen sight, or aided hy a good glass, there t# no reason why one should not see at least five hundred miles, with but @ alight elevatio “It ts surprising,” sald Ayrault, “that in what 1s evidently Jupiter's Carbon- {ferous period the atmosphere should be so clear, Our idea has been that at that time on earth the alr was heavy and dense.” "So it was, and doubiless ts here," replied Cortlandt; “but you must re- member that both those qualities would ‘bo given tt by carbonic acta gas, which fs entirely Invisible and transparent. No gas that would be likely to remain in the alr would Interfere with taht; water ts the only thing that could; though the cruat of this planet, nn the surface, t# still hot, the sun be! ant, the vapor would not feed much. By avold- ing low pli near hot springs wo Shall doubtless have very noany clear an atmosphere as on earth, Wh we breathe. T can account for It only by eupporing that, the Carbonifero fod being already well advancod, of the carbonic acid te already ed up in the forests or in Jupiter's beds."* tow," amie m to 01 Boarwarden, ‘do you account for th eat red spot’ that peared here in 1878, lasted several yi and then gradually faded?” “Phat has puzzled me very much, replied Cortlandt, “but I never believed the explunation then was correct. The Carboniferous period 1s essentially one of great forest growth; so there would be nothing out of the way In supposing the spot, notwithstamging tta length of twenty-seven thousand miles and its of eight thousand miles, to have been forest, It occurred tn what would correspond to the temperate re- gion on earth, Now, though the axts of this planet ts practically straight, the winds of course change their direction, ind so the temperature does vary trom day to day, What ts more probable than that, owing perhaps to a prolonged norther or cold spell, a long strip of forest lying near the frost line was brought a few degrees below i, 40 *hat the leaves changed tholr color, as they * €o on earth?’ ‘Though they had walkod a consid fale Gistance, the water wee Bot A Journey in. Other Worlds A Story of Four Explorers’ Startling Adbentures Among the Planets. Jacob Astor Trastees of the Astor Estate). the reason, of course, being that a given amount of water on Jupiter would de- Prete a apring balance 2.56 times as” on the earth, $ eald Ayrauit, “that, ne te ary eunnipe wo hot; you wot ink ite motion Would covl it.” “Wo it does," answered the professor. “It of course cools con: mt glowly, but on accoun' been exposed to the Just before them the stream now wid- @ed into a narrow lake, which they could see was straight tance. “The fact is,” said Bearwarden, “thie water ecems in such haste to reach the ing of its has alr Dutt very ehort time since leaving the epring.” wome dine 3 g is 3 if i i 2 i id Sf g | ii ne st a 4 i g ; : i i? i i ot amphibious creatures, while Mwards eafied fram every overhanging branch imto the water as they proached. They noticed also many birfis’ similar to storks and cranes, about the wise of ostriches, standing on loge in the water, whose bills were provided’ with teeth. . “We might almost think we were on earth.” said Ayreuit, “from the looks of those storks standing on one les, with the oth for thelr a “How do you suppose they defend themselves,” asked Bearwarden, “from the snakes with which the ris Mea ?”* ste i “I suspect they can give a pretty ood Account of themselves,” replied Cort- landt, “with those teeth. Besides, with: only one leg exposed, there ts but a vory, spall object for a snake to strike ot For thetr number ize, T should say thelr struggle for existence Was coit- Paratively miht. Doubtless non-poigon- ous, or, for that matter, poladnous snakes, form @ great part of their diat."' , On passing the bend 1 lake they” noticed that tho banks were slightly higher, while palms, pine troes and ber plants succeeded the sec- onda passed. It finally sounded Iike an earthquake, Involuntarily they heid h and grasped thelr weapons. some distance tn the woods | - & dark mass moving rapifly and approaching the river obliquely. Palms and pine trees went down before = {t like straws, while its head was con- tinually among the upper branches. " the monster neared the take the water, At the edges quivered, showing how its. ks at each stride, while stumps and tree trunks on which it utepped wore pressed out of sight In und. A general exodus of the.» other Inhabitants from his line of mazch “¢ began; the moccasins sl!d into the water with @ low splagh, while the boa con- *@ strictors and the tree snakes moved off *¥” along the ground when they felt {t trem. #® vle, and a number of night birds re- HY treated into the denser woods with leud ss cries at being so rudely disturbed. The huge beast did Mot stop till he reachod the bank, where he switched his tall, ox raised his proboscis, and sniffed the ale } uneasily, his hetght being fully thirty feet and his length about fifty. On see ing the raft and its occupants, he looked at them stupidly and threw back his head, at us,” sald Bearwarden. he will do well for breakfast.’ x As the creature moved his cheat atrugle .-.» a huge overhanging palm, tearing it off ave Brus! i omnes je with to continue bis marob od? Great speed, the “Om (oe we oS) 3 a i ad ae os or] drawn up, were it not -a@y aad on ich ber wh Pedy, “He seems to be turning up his nose ae i Mt the same, -