The evening world. Newspaper, September 15, 1911, Page 18

ain Lm ter mm TE OE EN erento ak nantes = . ne Se he HEvening Woria waitly Magazine, saiivay, veptemper lod, avian. Everybody Lies but Me. By Maurice Ketten. Oe by the Pr bushing Company, Nos, 68 te 63 f | Published Dafty Except Sunday by, Rrore Gubad s 2 ; ; Row, 3. ANGUS SHAW, Pros. and T oan JOSEPH PULITZER Junior, Bec'y. 63 Park Row. 63 P Row, neland and the Continent and Entered at the Post-Office at New Yorle as fecond-Cians Matter, Pee, n tho Internation @obecrspti i tno. Fvening | For Porid torthe {areed “states . All and Canads, One Yow col RAE VOLUME 62. ..cccccccsvscccsecrsccccscvcovseesNO, 18,887 “THere 'S NOT A SINGLE WRONG THING IN IT Now ” Coprrietn, pay R. LOTIS has ten children, each born on a holiday. About the only way to miss a holl- day is to be born om the 29th day of Leap Year; and there is a movement now on foot to celebrate it. CHARTLESS NAVIGATION. T present an aeroplane can set out from Paris on an average 352 days out of the 365,” writes M. Alphonse Berget, former presi-| dent of the French Society of; Aerial Navigation, and author of “The Conquest of the Air.” Prob- ably the conditions here are equally favorable to aviation. They were seemingly all right last) Wednesday when James J. Ward | set out from Governor's Island, | New York City, in a Curtiss bi-| plane to try for the coast-to-coast prize of $50,000. But it is one} thing to set out from a place, and quite another to fly somewhere else | within a given time and by a specified route. Ward had no accident, such as has delayed Fowler, his competitor, who is trying to start in the race from the California end; but he lost his way among the air . by The Prem Mublishing Oo, New York Workd), The homecomers tax the railroads to their full capacity. That's better than the State has ever been able to do, A man in Missour! when told “by hits doctor that he had only a wee jto live lamented because it was 80 short attime, A week seems like @ long time to live in Miasourt. Now a man aske for divorce because at the time of marriage Re was temporarily insane. If he succeeds anybody can get @ divorce, lanes overhar was no farther would has ti* Northern New Jersey, and twenty-four hours later | on his way that Paterson. At this rate, of course, he | A minister says that many young couples of to-day spend thelr eve nings on the street or in the back room of some aaloon, where they go te split a bottle. No doubt in his day they went to the village well with te girl and split the old oaken bucket. teuch the Pacifie Coast by Christmas, Even with good Inck and road maps, it is a long chance whether he can cover the dis- | Mrs. W. H. Cooley objects because our national bird, the eagle, was tance within the time set—that is to say, by Oct. 10, Atwood, who| | placed im @ cage with vultures at the Bronx Zoo. That's nothing, Just has travelled half the route, says it is impossible, bad Sl AOUe iio aL Cah Ltd This emphasizes the ing i $ ign- This ar phasizes the erying need for aerial charts and sign-posts “Woman {s not @ success as @ wage-earner.” As a wage-getter oh of the sky, Up there, at present, stars are the only street lamps, the | never fails. meteors are celestial automobiles that sound no warning honk, and| —— : you never can find a sky policeman on his a! tituds Axed post when | The Metropolitan Street Railway Company says it has 1,862 horseg 1 you wish to ask him the shortest cut ’cross-lots to Middletown. working. Is 1,862 the number of horses or the model? <4 In a Western penitentiary a number of men serving terme for “« ” THE 'COAT-ROOM TAX. murder were entertained by a local violin player. In New York { 7 HEN Broadway restaurant-keep- | they are electrocuted. : ers and their coat-room conces- A tattooed man accused of being a thief was arrested in Brooklym i < sionaires fall out the down-trod- He should be examined; maybe be has the “Mona Lisa” on bis persom, den patron who has struggled , baer and sacrificed to be a “good In New Orleans the tanks in a sugar warehouse burst and let 5,000,000 spender” is put in a way of find-| gals. of molasses in the streets. That isn't news. Every day you can see ing out where some of his scat- caaaae Lay on oe iene New York just as sweet as those of New tered money goes. He gives it Neen ee ny ee es i freely to tho lackey at the. door, ‘The wife of a millionaire elopes with a plumber. Maybe the plumber j . the boys in buttons who occupy 4id a week's work for the milifonaire and the wife was anxtous to follow . every strategic point of the interior the big end of the family’s fortune. passageways, and the ogre with writ : the whiskbroom who infests the None of brand reas toad haa a aa during bis Itf™ fubterranean regions. But these are only shepherds for another man. time) Plenty ct writare-today are)ta) the'sanie ‘That man is the concessionaire. He pays the proprietor all the way ) up to $8,000 a year, and even more than that if necessary, for the year, , —— ne - ° : «privilege of turning his gang loose upon the theatre crowds, sight- | "s 4 9 eens The Day s Good Stories “geers and other profitable prey that come down the Great White Pike i S A ff ti d th S it f th E th } hg These cont-room brigande literally take the clothes off your back, oarin b 4 in i 1es an e a © e ar A Restful Place. ante “tet ‘nae eats ean j and figuratively go through your pockets, making a clean eweep of i) | A, FORMER reuitent of Stara, Mo,, wee Py of “att” fo the tig mae coulda the loose change. Copyright, 1911, by The Publishing C& | to death of each other. fa one was ever k | coieog: atoak tae: oe ere: wowy about, the best out bere. Toon a] ange. (The New York World). a ction of one or two people. Ne pitted Leceiaey to be happy if she 1 understand they dave o curfew law | Mes hen pBgals, pypety en ce oe Does it pay? Why, there is a small fortune in it for every one ———— on a Nia atartied Wrondrously ALLO: || Tee. Womes Who) iamainat all eds, 1h S SIUEENUAULY suet: ENE the os) ii ee ccetaat carmeren coe aad hare to bear it," said. Taft, greatly y : ; 6 barriers torn i but) keeps a family together and PRE-| ¥rld's decrees and doctri they've abandoed it." He—but tell tt to me \ @oncerned, exckpt the patron who gives up, and of course he has to| By Sophie Irene Loeb. | as an honeymoons end when necessitien| VENTS the suffering of a third or| Many who have gone before have|™tyiut Wey've bandooed taain, "The Twicee-Month Popular Magasiva, \ Pe einh iGtordhand to co against. the game N OUNCE OF CONVENTION IS| of existence step in, then comes the/ fourth or fift!. person has the soul-stuft| *4!4 to themselves “I have my own life! “Well, the tell raug at ® o'stock, and almost mae {/ eT eee Tagan 8 Ree ik ¥ iA WORTH A POUND OF CON-| TEST, the strain, tn jher that carries her through with | 1 ead engl t muellliveilt ast chases avery Peep at woke em ee") Worth Every Penny, dy ne concessionaire would rather have the rent raised i TENTION nd in the long run ‘or Instance, the woman, no matter UCH MORE satisfaction any ut first look at those who/"™ gala {7 Brae ceib iis cinceulon: _Nelther'belkes nor threst d on Bian worth Ite welght| how much soul stuff she has evolved, {s| short-lived affinity game that was ever| Ave tried. After all, we want the good G "hes tory of the ralony tesosi ate s i d : hreats can make him| in radium, after all a daughter of Eve, and she| played. And the man who goes on real-| Pinion of more than THE one it we| Heartfelt Appreciation. @ te cars tricles oc Aides let go his leas The one who has just brought the matter into While so-called] WANTS the friendship of OTHER wom-| !zing that he has not found the Arcady wena but admit ot TOURIST was being conveyed through & ee when they were not so well Mt as today, ‘our Pottine eee . aMinitie soar-|en. She comes to know she !s NOT one| that he had EXPECTHD, and JEP! je one may suffice for a LITTLE | iy try by a driver who boasted | with « newly married couple, On emerging from | the courts by getting an injunction to restrain an uptown hotel com- fea sepward t00| 60 them to Cab vary Penton Of aatane| UP ths onuik af tice we cee time, but even the Garden of Eden nA of hls nowt’ all the rouds, carina | long tuned ther "gers vary much in lover’ ted 4 pany from evicting him, says the reason there is not an absolute mo- soul - mates, the| lshing HER OWN laws by which she| more joy in the ultimate summing up| >Ut & Leied songs ane bag bd ee pee ne on ed. pemed ot femsoth | presursabiy)” the, superflucas thicd’ pone toa? aria i # ‘ : uy little close-to-earth| must abide, than if he tien we want to reach out to those > | ae Dumpty-bump for |'"This tunnel cost $500,000." T. tp nopoly in the business is that competition is too keen, “When you pod ayes thereat She !s a STRANGER In the camp she ears PI PAHEn OG Whe adnieee et tos arom cit ie nvinea nature—and what to| Det foe ee Thekboerd came out | groom Teplind "Ik was ‘ell worth the moneys | Bet a paying concession, some one comes along and tries to get it away side is propping| Wants to belong to. While there are) The truth of +» whole thing ts this:| OTe natural than NATURE herself? wut two fest deep the driver turned | Ideea } How do you like riding on @ buck- —.+— | sty offering more.” up the nation by|many people who have the courage of| We are born into a world that MAKES| While we must admit the broadening x ‘ . ralsing cittzens for| thelr convictions, which cause the d!-| conditions and laws by which we muat| "fluence of twentieth century methods | ™ St togant the tourtst happened te te aboat| He Had His Suspicion, i What makes this coat-room business a gold mine is the incom- the world's work. | vorce courts to work overtim abide In order to be AT PEACE with| 4nd that marriage, instead of the old) gx fect in the alt, and remarked: |, NE day @ farmer member of the Ohio Hensibla: fact Haat awe ck } | These affinitles,| real reason by which these bans may be| the creatures that people that world.| !1¢% of making two people ONE, con-| "I weplea' mise it for the world.”—Metre- O played, inadvertently, a large B- prehensible fact that the New York public complacently puts up se Uke chickena,|broken—and there ts a sense of SYM-|They may bo hard, unnatural if you! {nues still to make TWO—yet here| pollen Mesaning a TT i i tle ES I with it. If Mr. Everyman of this metropolis would only kick against| sopHie IRENE come home to BATE For they Rave gone .the| will, dear soul-seeker, and you may de-| HY men's sitar are Sosee bre ret Taft and Taffy. OO Tusk eold w srore. of hog coined: the { “thy A . ee " 0 soon) €amut of it and arrived at thi y containing hidden thorns, he of the first . ye } this nnconscionable levy as vigorously as he does against his legiti- lors aia se about| of SOLUTION. @ point) ride the word convention, yet after all farmer member rather hastily"and confu mate taxes, the coat-room tariff schedule would speedily undergo a | #ul-mat fevision downward, AG Ay But when tt comes to commerctalizing| piness that comes WITHIN THE| that the GPNBRAL ATTITUDE must Maa aes Cane Oe eee, enna | meanine tesl ke co, ee oe © once a beautiful name,|the domestic hearthstone tn ¢i DS of that cynically despised |¢ In JOINT development, fometimes « little less, sometimes a trifle |full measured beat of his mental proceases, imi ght of publicity with the maudlin bri much pain 's saved by seeking the hap-| Part and she of the second must reckon EF a good many sears President Taft's weight | ‘The observing ‘00 was thoughtful, He did’ mob BOUD more, then— but with the advent of a few misguided | Il word—convention, The time may come| Thus the latest figure in the centro| Gn one occasion, when be was Governor of |’ "Yass," he drawied, “‘and 11 bet I'm one of =e es people it has been WRHIGHHD in the 0 of “Courage of Conviction,” there| when there will be OTHER rules, but|f the affinity stage should have rea-| the Pilippines, an old frend stopped off from | them hawgs""—Succeas, g, | balance and found WAN ING. {¥ ANOTHER (courage of conviction! just now, willy-nilly, if we have any|Soned before what she now prates in her Why? Because it has been tested In| that must not fe lost sight of that ts| hope for the future at all, we must|*ummary, “I believe in individual de- the realm of REALISM, where senti-| far beyond and ABOVE the mere satis-| obey the mandates as they exist, No| Yelopment and I believe that the only mental dreams become sordid night- way an individual can develop !s for $ | mares, ‘These folks, who think they ——— | him to wvolve hi IRST they say Mr. Mellon '@ columns, Despite the risk, nome of our | wee tie rt tees law and a soul- rl fate besides and lve happy ever after, going to realgn, Then he sys citizens will hang on until Tuesday or mate besides and lve happy ls he im't. So nobody knows | Wednesday of next week. ‘This rule | ENING. ene Ser oF AWAY i eflections of a Tt appears trom the papers | does not apply to women, who can wear| ‘Their poul-mado vows fly to the four thing Miatetcs tee Basan, (he wal -_ of @ straw contraption in ail) winds of thelr heaven and THEY fly to! ‘queation 1d, Can he run it all and pay 8 Ny rine hid any part of thelr hatr, | the man-made courts of law and reason. | 4 | they stilt holler for more rights | For experience has shown that In the| er cent. to J. Pierpont Morgan, William | _ ey a overwhelming majority of cases they mrokereller a F WiGOWS RG ote HERM are several kinds of opin w stele to deeth of each other, | ? Privately, our rustic opinion ts fons on the retiability of the For, not unlike ahe the prerogative of CHANGING her , and who knows but @ new {deal comes as often as the human emotion is heir to, which resolves Itself into the BACHELOR GIRL |): 72> . the MOTICN that the yeare? ————_$_—_——— ° Perhaps a child or two tn the case By Helen Rowland may be gifted with the {deals which he may REACH OUT TO to the detriment hi HE one - piece T blouse for boys le the newest to ave appeared. It Is bee coming, it allows free movement, and it means very little labor for the | 0 bert here 1x l and LOSS of many concerned, There ‘ arley hag bit off more than he | ACSHAD DOG" OR Ae ARGe eee arene a ate aituaemaritae | Copyright, 1011, by The Prose Publishing Co, (The New York World), | seems to be little or no solution to this. | 1a King! consequentiy ja : ean chaw jGictor on Candiemas day, but there| of @ little home far away whero thena ANY call, but few know when to go home, Aw to the man, the only affinity that ite Tale ene eee 8 “She of our patient |°*2 D2 Mo dispute adov the katydid| two may h..ve a home of THEIR OWN M ever rises anywhere 1s ho who finds the ca: eee O fishermen catch what Is called «| 20% frost tlme., S'~ weeks after it be-| making, HOW MANY of these world- Ny that ni ro 4 HONORABLE way to do things, It fussete that im ar needle fish in Long Islund Sound, |?" t© chatter frost comes as correct | of-thelr-own making people have you ow that we have painiess dentistry, flre-| may sound namby-pamby, but it ts the a as time, Last night, just 1. looks © @ very amall eel With @| ater wo first h bee six weeks n= happy? Not one tn less cookers and smokeless powder, if somebody will only| ‘UY affinity that wing out at present. ° heard th 00 Jong bill on the front end which comes |41'0r Wo first hear ontroveray entually they part tired invent @ head-acheless cocktail and a heartacheless| AMY le a name of & rame in which fo @ sharp point like an awl such as ¥, It freezes according to proph- | — a ) — ™ tion the millennium will have come at last. JLES which the look ee nanan ecy. Most of tho vegetation escaped, | ROWLAND frie . RULES wale ig Sissiow. tes cath Peyy tiie pe} bat the roots were white In the aati Pa Has Had a Rest. zap $0 ouapers “Te 298 208 7 ary | se. You are alone. TAs ‘Whara dil te Hille bore nd girts | 28": It seems strange that a Uttle | A'S Kot back from his vacation, A man can always tell a woman how to manage her money, dut dt] !*Y: You Io: are alone. sea prowneupe are Welcome to wasn at |ereen insect should know more than With a look that's wild and ‘ THE REAT. COUARGE OF CON- t 4 { qi i Wills L. Moore a: takes a woman to know how to manage when there isn't any. VICTION CONTAINS A GRAIN OF 1. As we understand ft, this fish does . not sew, neither does {t rip. It just |SPArPs Personal strength and can be an. shed with « round. & lax, ao illustrated, or with @ neck band over which any separate cole lar can be adjusted, The blouse ts made ry one plece. The box a all his high-priced strange; we cap recall no| Seems all full of tribulation, THE COURAGE OF CONVENTION, Plait 1s separate . vehi eddies around. decent weather. king since our old) hough he's had his rest and change; Keeping your hair in curl hasn't half so much to do with holding a i The sleeves friend Sergt. Ellas B. Dunn quit tt after| For a year he had been wishin’ husband's love as keeping your temper in curl, Favorite Fiction. made with ba IKE the y called Ney | being made @ .armer in disgust instead| He could be alone somewhere, i »cpenings | I York, some thirty s away, Cos | Of @ soldier, he spent his two weeks fishin? 4 66 YTIVE Dollars Fine for Riding or re Pivene ed with Cob now has a red ight district ‘ar away from home and care, All women are dorn with bread-and-butter tastes; it's only because Driving Over Thi! iealehs « fo) and covering the territory where the trolley Intellectuals, | men seem to prefer caviar and tabasco that they try to appear spicy, er Than a Wall pledtritehs a an the ‘ Toad cannoy get {ts tracks fixed, T are pretty high, although He hes forty-seven laces, ha “Gentlemen of the Jury. Hegeyl Aer bi Joined colored illumination is caused b: teffens and Ir ah here the hungry woodttcka dled; ee 0 New, D Mencia ths. attace (ohare ine Pall Blinmer one| And the color of ils faco te From the way in which the average man degins to sentimentalize after| “T¥P*WFiters, Good as New, Only 39 our suddenly become a orting centre. Mr Nor wayt For the $-yeir size with Pardon Me; I ng thelr necks |#imple village be required 2% yards of f , i “Bad Nickel, Is 1t?? ce of beet that's 2 3 ot are tuil of Maen /she third olase of champagne it looks as though the key to his heart must! pan't Know I Had One and wi aces Ba material 27 or 1% yarai who prefers to his Insects nearly ate him u ve @ corkscrew, | Policemen Wil E he Dog Law 80 or 44 Inches wide, id stom, this is the vag KoanGnian And last night he called ny: sister's Seer Without Fear or F Pattern No. 7185 tn AA as eae ereerad el fe seine tn cay Beau a pompous little pup. The only time that @ man appears to took upon a woman us Aig) “Take & bay A ‘ Boss Will Bo ' cut In sizes for voye of ‘ sun beams) U1 that bh Pa's got back from his vacation, “equal” is when he wants to keep his seat in a street car, or to keep on eee IPP Pe oa val ees Boy's Cne-Piece B! 1se—Pattern No, 7135, 8, 8 and 10 years of age, or elm * risk of persiflage our citizens betwera a hu r ramp: i bt vi Lish and others, saying, We dou ap ay Look ry kos hungry w a mpi \ nis nat in an elevator, t Up in an Aeroplane? Not a Bit. Call at ‘THE EVENING WORLD MAY MANTON FASHION. “Shoot It," etc. Though how ay ned to violent exercise as long as| When he eitaves anar Sta PAS Yes, Missus; I Noticed the Dish Was) BUREAU, Lexington avenue and Twenty-third street, or snad by Bhoot a » hat without hitting the|thel: wives sre industrtous. “Knook-| He must eat things predigested It takes an awfully d19 man to own up to his wife that he may be a| Cracked the Firat Time 1 Washed It." mail to MAY MANTON PATTERN CO., 188 EB, Twenty-this street, 4 Rtellect beneath it we never could un-| out’ Brown also proposes to decorate, ‘Till his health improves a lot; Uttle Dit wrong in an argument. “My Dear, I Want You to Know Mr, Obtaim jN, Y, Send ten cents im ooim or stamps for each pattern ordered, These IMPORTANT—Write your address plainly and always aise B44 twe conte for letter postage if ia o semend, This ' espectally true of|the John Boles place th his vigorous Comin’ home he was arrested Opinion tr Our Ward.’ ‘eiab, who haw to rely on his hat for| presence, which is some half mile frem| For the only fish he got. Public jon tc Our Ward." Jrotection more than most of us for|the Holly house, where braing instead|—@ 1. Kiser im the Chicago Recor: Love, Nke o dance, usually degine with © Grand March and ends with! «1 am Delighted to Mest You, ‘Vmeous already describes im these of brewn predominate, +f Hered, “Goodby, Ladies” emmes.”—Chicago Tril ine - oat eh pon enn ennemns a a te we Lummax, One of the Rising Leaders of